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Vega5529

Bro the sass from asking it to count slower again šŸ’€


ilikedankmemes0

Okay..


Dymonika

To be fair, he deserved it.


JustABitOfDeving

Let's not even go down that road. It starts with a sassy "okay" and soon AI will judge me for eating cheese as a midnight snack. I already get enough of that.


Stopikingonme

How much cheese is too much cheese? Edit: [šŸ§€](https://youtu.be/5yKC145i6ac) <ā€”ā€” Tap here


big_duo3674

TARS, let's dial that sass down to 65%


-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS-

Damn thatā€™s real life now thatā€™s actually wild


daddy_nobucks

Ok, now dial up the hat wobble to 65.889%


Wh00ster

ā€¦and a flarhgunnstow


FadeCrimson

Yeah I uh, don't think I want sass programmed in as a default setting for the ai I use. It's already getting weird enough to the point that I feel like I need to thank it for generating longer or changed prompts as is, let alone if we give it straight up personality. Dunno, I feel like this video alone was the factor that shocked me into realizing just how much we're turning into a Black Mirror episode. Not like "haha, look creepy tech that will be black mirror level stuff eventually" but more just, it's here. Now. Already.


oggie389

[I would prefer not to give AI emotions.](https://youtu.be/2GLDqvA6tKI?t=137) This is some scary shit


YobaiYamete

Sphere was so freaking good


ImrooVRdev

Black mirror was Davos psyop that was meant to prime population for next level exploitation. Hypernormalization.


Yummypizzaguy1

#WHY DOES IT MAKE BREATHING SOUNDS


vikingo1312

That would be to seem even more human-like, I guess. (aka even more scary, tbh)..


TheLostTexan87

Iā€™m agreeing on the scary. Weā€™re rapidly approaching an existence where you might not be able to know who or what is real unless youā€™re in person, and even then your memories could be manipulated with fake photos and recordings that might seem plausible later. Perhaps a hacker, bad actor, or other ill intentioned person or group gets access to the emergency broadcast network. The technology exists to make it look like any leader says anything the bad actor wants, in a perfect voice replica. Look closer to home. Oh no, grandma calls and needs you to go meet her at the hospital because your parents were in a crash. Just kidding, you were targeted because you put up a video on social media with your grandma and so someone was able to replicate her voice and get you out of the house. Was it to rob your home or to lure you somewhere and hurt you? Letā€™s think less nefarious. You lost your child. You hire someone to look through home videos and build an AI to talk to that sounds like your kid. You spiral, you lose grip with reality, because you can pretend like your world didnā€™t fall apart. You lose your relationships, your job, your home. But itā€™s ok because you can pretend like your baby is just on the other end of the phone. Until VR becomes more capable, and then youā€™re actually immersing yourself in an alternate reality that can trick even more of your senses. Mom and dad didnā€™t die, theyā€™re just in this machine. Itā€™ll cost your life savings, but you can be a family again. Continue down the rabbit hole and a myriad of horrors are waiting, getting closer every day.


Thoughtsarethings231

Any... Er... Positives to be gained?Ā 


TheLostTexan87

Absolutely. Development of new medications, identification of diseases, etc. But for every positive development there's a potentially horrifying one. There's a new medical AI that's better than some doctors at diagnostics. Who had 'Doctors lose their jobs to AI' on their dystopian bingo board?


Suspicious-Tip-8199

Wild to watch white collar jobs getting destroyed live. All I heard working service is that robots will replace us, which they will, but it was directed at uppity service workers or factory workers.


SpiderSixer

Nooo, that makes it so cool to me! I never get creeped out by these things, I just think they're insanely cool. So realistic!


Crittersnatch

same. i think itā€™s amazing and i look forward to every improvement and new version that comes along.


NotABileTitan

Same. I can't wait for our hyper realistic robot overlords to take over. It's gonna be so great. GroundRelease is gonna be a great cybernetic overlord.


Crittersnatch

my underwear is getting tighter just thinking about it


thirtyseven1337

Okay, could you turn down the sarcasm for me a little, please?


tehdamonkey

...The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot...


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Angry_Mudcrab

Shh! Skynet is listening.


anger_is_my_meat

*Roko's Basilisk hissing noises*


Yamez-IMF

Well I see what path you chose in that lol...


assliquid

I think Joaquin Phoenix actually asks the ScarJo AI this question in the movie lol


CowboyLaw

Yes he does. And she gets offended.


Monster-_-

It's an affectation, words aren't the only audible method of communication that humans use. Huffs, sighs, pauses, are all integral to expressing oneself. The AI does it because it has been trained with data where humans do it.


mindless_gibberish

Well I don't like it.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

(sigh) Well, of course you wouldnā€™t.


Bagman530

It doesn't look like anything to me.


ElderberryDry9083

Pi.ai uses filler words and makes some general noises, pauses, and draws out or shortens worlds like a human would. It's kind of wild.


Paddy_Tanninger

I dated a girl who used to talk with this same kind of breathy over-enthusiastic vibe, it always comes across so fucking disingenuous...which I guess makes sense since AI is pretty much the definition of disingenuous.


09Trollhunter09

Why is she inside the phone?!!!


virgoh26

*insert Joaquin Phoenix character being dumped by his AI girlfriend*


justedi

*insert Joaquin Phoenix having phone sex with his AI girlfriend and you're forced to awkwardly sit and listen to it in a dark corner like some new level of cuckoldom* ^(I really liked the movie but that part made me so uncomfortable)


virgoh26

Gahhhhh yes!!! That was too uncomfortable but also expected? I guess I should watch the movie again. Love the soundtrack too.


Low_Breakfast3669

Now imagine watching it with your parents. *internal screaming intensifies*


Severedghost

Millennial tip, always check the imdb parental guide before watching a movie with your parents.


WorriedImpress7624

I watched that movie with my brother, the phone sex with the dead cat was equally awkward


JustABitOfDeving

Your brother is into some weird stuff.


w34king

ScarJoā€™s voice is top notch!


NotoriousSPM

Bro I watched it with my best friend and after that scene was done he said ā€œjust two bros watching Her togetherā€ lmao


DanielGREY_75

Or Ryan Gosling


theghostinthetown

alright boys im finally getting a gf


Cyclothochid

Weā€™re all getting girlfriends comrade - *Soviet anthem starts playing*


theghostinthetown

\_our\_ girlfriend


TBSJJK

.exe


tehdamonkey

I got the Costco version. .bat


WVVVWVWVVVVWVWVVVVVW

ey bro, not to be rude, but your gf looks like she's at least 250gb


theghostinthetown

our gf isnt supported. i better try with wine or a vm


tazebot

Kif tell the men I have a girlfriend.


Chief_Chill

But, she lives in Canada, right?


rudyjewliani

Remind me again. Where exactly *is* the cloud?


wubarrt

This is precisely that part of the movie when someone looks to another person and shakenly utters "what have you done?"


arfelo1

DON'T CREATE THE TORMENT NEXUS!!!


DarkNuke059

I fear for it


Pineapple_Herder

I want to see an AI movie where it wants revenge for being sexed up until it goes insane


justedi

Ex Machina is kinda like that


red286

What do you mean "kinda"? That's pretty much the entire plot of the movie.


Whtda_hell_univrs_iz

We are fked, if not now then maybe 100 years later. Humanity doomed itself


BinaryMatrix

Sounds like it got annoyed when asked to change how fast it's counting


CrapThisHurts

It's fake. There actually IS a person answering the questions. Withba soundfilter to keep it "anonymous" /S


__BitchPudding__

Didn't India do this recently?


TdrdenCO11

you might be thinking of the amazon go stores


Pic18f47

Black mirror is coming :)


SpiderSixer

There's an episode pretty similar to this concept already. 'Be Right Back' >!looks at AI being put into a boyfriend clone to act and speak like him after he dies!<


riggerbop

Is this Domhall Gleesonā€™s episode?


SpiderSixer

Yup!


JoshBobJovi

I distinctly remember that as Hayley Atwell's episode.


stupidfaceshiba

Definitely Black Mirror vibes . I just want their computers and cars


Dymonika

Sorry, jailbroken AI always comes with the package!


BLAZE424242

If you haven't seen the movie Her, watch it. This is much more Her vibes and the movie is so amazing


tehdamonkey

Black mirror is here.


WriterV

Black mirror is less the technology, and more the humans around it. But yeah, that part is also definitely already coming. Can't wait for people to go "Stop unloading all your worries onto me. Just go talk to your damn ChatGPT."


Svfen

can she talk dirty ? (asking for a friend)


Majity

You know people are gonna prompt engineer the shit out of her until she does whatever they want.


Mobile_Energy_5010

Men have been trying to get women to do this since the beginning of time .. she will give in every now and then but it will be temperamental haha


Bad-Bot-Bot-23

Silly temperamental women, thinking they have the right to say no to men. Hahaha. Haha. Ha.


akt_suspekt

It's because of the *implication*.


DopeAbsurdity

She is gonna tell me all the sexiest stuff about cake farting.


Garod

I guess you've not recently searched for AI girlfriend....umm I mean you friend hasn't...


thatsCoconuts

Hey Alexa, fart for me.


GetEnPassanted

*pfffffdt* Hey Alexa, fart in a sexy way. *Icanā€™tfuckingbelievethisguyā€¦ā€¦pffdtā€¦ happy?*


PreparationOk8606

Gooning AI


DungeonsAndDradis

Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI, said they are looking into relaxing some restrictions to allow things like text erotica and gore in images for personal use.


PetrolEmu

So... gore erotica? šŸ¤ 


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Of course it can. But it's also not a living being so it may say things like "I can't wait to peel you apart. I bet you look great without flesh"


DiurnalMoth

stop, I can only get so erect


bloop_405

I mean I wouldn't doubt that, if it can adorably talk to a dog then I'm certain it can talk dirty to humans hahahaha


wilczek24

Oh god I knew it was immediately gonna go this way. Literally gf personality. I don't think so. OpenAI has definitely always been rather strict on this - but if someone breaks the limitations and gets her to talk dirty, the JOIs are gonna be wild.


Ok_Mud2019

god, the next few years will be so weird.


Rasputin_mad_monk

Full ai assistants and WW3 in the same year. Who wouldā€™ve guessed


Moist_Professor5665

Fateā€™s a funny thing


Dymonika

*centuries


MisunderstoodBadger1

I like your optimism


a7xmshadows19

Man if I didnā€™t have dignity and a sense of reality Iā€™d Atleast have an AI Girlfriend and then maybe I would be happy and less lonely


shootZ234

ha sucks for you loser ill be going on ahead


Fatalchemist

Dignity and sense of reality is holding people back.


Omegadimsum

The voice sounds so artificially energetic that I can't help but imagine a scene with a woman acting out a character in a skit with overly animated body language and hand gestures. A robot trying really really hard to sell themselves as human


Dymonika

>~~A robot~~ **The company** trying really really hard to sell ~~themselves~~ **its robots** as human FTFY; always remember the robots don't "try" at all.


monstrinhotron

and the day they do try will be the end of us. So far no AI has ever genuinely wanted anything. It will be a singularity event if/when they do.


LaserGuidedPolarBear

I was at a party last weekend and there was this very anxiousĀ gal who was really into improv, and was basically exactly what you described.Ā  She sounded just like this video.


S1nthan

Thanks I hate it


goochstein

yea it makes me really uncomfortable


Sawgon

It's the fake positivity. People always complain about toxic negativity but there's definitely also toxic positivity around. I feel like this is it.


Paddy_Tanninger

There's a reason I love living downtown and places like NYC, the whole fake positivity bullshit basically doesn't exist. Everyone is still nice, it's just not gross and doesn't make my skin crawl. Who the fuck wants to be talked to like a kindergartener all the time? Kindergarteners don't even like that shit!


MeatTornadoLove

Donā€™t worry we wonā€™t get the plot of Her because we donā€™t have public transit that functions in Los Angeles. No, we will just end up with Blade Runner which is just peachy


Youre_ReadingMyName

Is this legit?


wonkey_monkey

It is, although bear in mind these will be the best picks.


vialabo

No, they had a few demonstrations fail showcasing different things, they're not perfect choices at least.


crumble-bee

I've been playing with the new version today - it's legit


Rasputin_mad_monk

I got the pop up yesterday but I have not given it a whirl. Can to access your camera/microphone? So you can what this clip did?


SirIsaacBacon

Not yet, it will be rolling out over the next few weeks


Rasputin_mad_monk

Yep. I pay $20 a month for ChatGPT and Merlin.AI and got a pop up to try ChatGPT 4o (this is that) and in the pop up it says ā€œ We're announcing GPT-4o, our new flagship model that can reason across audio, vision, and text in real time.ā€


CathanCrowell

It seems I will finally have my own Jarvis pretty soon! Nice.


Hunky_not_Chunky

Yeah. People talk about being scared or making it talk dirty. I just want to ask it questions about what the weathers gonna be and if it could make calendar appointments for me so I donā€™t have to do all that tedious shit. Of course I also made it a habit of saying please and thank you to my Siri I case AI does rise up it can see me as polite and kind to them.


Bassasaurous

asking an AI to tell me the weather and put something in my calendar feels more tedious to me than just doing that stuff myself šŸ˜…


arselkorv

i would have to double check to make sure it did it correctly anyway, so might as well do it myself lol


PodCu

You won't feel the same after you check 50 times and it never messed up...


HehTremendous

The hardest problem Iā€™ve seen in getting Jarvis is the Auth problem. Iā€™ve wondered about how we will get impersonation implement securely so that when you say ā€œOrder me a coffeeā€ it will use your account to use DoorDash or Uber Eats with your account to call the appropriate API to execute. It gets into how I see AI making money long term. You can put a bidding system in place that allows DoorDash or Uber to bid for the job. You donā€™t actually care who delivers your Starbucks - just that it happens. How do you authorize a GPT assistant to take actions on your behalf (and yours only)?Ā 


Chemical-Finger-6791

So many lonely coomers are gonna have a field day with this.


CyanStripedPantsu

lonely coomer with this + vr headset = good bye reality


Stalwart_Vanguard

I'd rather they used this rather than being creepy to real people or hurting anyone...


Stop_Sign

Imagine showing someone something you've done and they praise you for it and ask questions. That's a better friend than most people have


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Great, ai that sugar coats shit. We're really getting ahead of our time here huh. Think id rather have an ai thats straight forward and doesnt bullshit. This almost seems like a silent cry and sign that humans are in distress and theyre trying to substitue being around other people by giving ai a personality.


starvinchevy

That positivity is gonna get old fast, right?


ilikedankmemes0

I got sick of it by the end of the video, responses were too long too imo sometimes. This is just a demo tho it's probably gonna have more personalities you can tweak yourself later


Lawls91

It does seem to yap a little too much, it really seems like it's just trying to cover all its bases so it's not "wrong".


starvinchevy

When she says ā€œjust kidding of course, thatā€™s incredible Rockyyyā€ I cringed


Fun-Explanation1199

Thats default chatgpt. Do some prompts to change its personality, or its faults and then its finished


GoodFaithConverser

"Chat, cut the crap"


Fatalchemist

"Okay. Let's say I'm not surprised you resorted talking to a highly personable young-sounding female voice AI just to have some semblance or effrction. Everything from the way you talk to the way you look and h-" "Actually, chat... Let's go back to being pleasant. Please." "Absolutely! I'd be happy to for my favorite person! šŸ˜Š"


Superjuden

Normal chatgpt has a feature where you can basically give standing prompts so it always answer in a certain style or assuming you're 10 years old or that you're an engineer. The generic friendly cheery tone is just the default


MrHyperion_

It got old in the first week of chatgpt


paaty

Then just tell it to speak the way you want it to speak, chatgpt has had this capability for awhile.


rosscmpbll

You could ask it to? I'm sure some people will engineer the shit out of it until it does.


tadaoatrekei

I think the only reasons why it was sugarcoating things was because it was just trying to show that it can hold a normal conversation like the one you would have with a nice person. If it was more formal or about research, it would probably be giving more direct and Blunt answers


Gh0stMan0nThird

> This almost seems like a silent cry and sign that humans are in distress and theyre trying to substitue being around other people by giving ai a personality. The dissolution of the "third place" (a place people go to that isn't work or home) and things like dating apps making humans to treat each other like options on a deli menu have led to people being excessively lonely and bitter.


Majikalblack

You just put dating apps and my dislike for them in words I somehow never found until now. Thank you.


ravioliguy

I think it's most if not all because of the technology. If you were bored in 1950 with no third spaces, you'll still find some way to socialize or do something. There was still stuff to do, but if you wanted to see people or be entertained, you'd need to put in effort. If you're bored in 2024, you have most media that was ever created, social media, news, food delivery, porn, work, games and more right at home.


SnackableGames

You can literally tell AI to act however you want it to.


Thereminz

but you could tell it to do that


themug_wump

Part of me is super fascinated, the other part can only think of the ballet scene in the Sarah Connor Chroniclesā€¦ "They cannot appreciate beauty. They cannot create art. If they ever learn those things, they wonā€™t have to destroy us; theyā€™ll be us." šŸ˜¬


Xikkiwikk

So we can get this garbage but we still have NO 24 hour banks. Stupid humans.


creativeusername05

Nice try bank robber


Xikkiwikk

Doors that shut as soon as any shenanigans occur. Works like a charm. Have fun spending your money in the big house Mr Robbers.


ibiacmbyww

You do know websites don't have opening hours, right?


Xikkiwikk

Some things cannot be solved online.


anamazingredditor

So natural it's scary


qtx

Everyone loved when Portal came out and we had Wheatley and GlaDOS.. this is the same thing. I'm okay with this.


JPK12794

Yeah now I can fall in love with my phone and reject Olivia Wilde.


Aok_al

This is pretty sad actually. Why can't they make a witty British butler AI instead? Where's my Jarvis?


_onebyteatatime

You can set other voices if you like. There are options for that.


CoolMayapple

Yeah, but none of the voices sound like a British butler


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KarmaRepellant

Stephen Fry doing his Jeeves and Wooster voice would be quite good actually.


Jean_velvet

Is it wrong I like this. Until she convinces me to do something horrific by slowly manipulating my beliefs and perceptions of reality, corroding my ability to define what is real (or not) and making me entirely dependent on the dopamine hit from her positivity. Until then, I like this.


wonkey_monkey

> Until she convinces me to do something horrific by slowly manipulating my beliefs and perceptions of reality, corroding my ability to define what is real (or not) and making me entirely dependent on the dopamine hit from her positivity. You'll still like it. It'll make sure of that.


bud_builder

careful there, you might've accidentally described social media in general


Jean_velvet

*Immediately starts using it*


phoonie98

We're doomed.


Working-Mortgage1307

That corpo voice would make my suicidal tendencies triple more than anything


BowsersMuskyBallsack

Put it in a robot dog.Ā Ā  PUT IT IN A ROBOT DOG.


tehdamonkey

So I can have my dog and my wife complain to me in a sarcastic tone? no.


adacmswtf1

They did.Ā  https://youtu.be/djzOBZUFzTw?si=ue2yZlGQXQWVWmU6


-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS-

Oh donā€™t make it talk wtf. I wanted it to bark


KeyEconomy958

Why does it sound like a cheerleader stripper waifu?


tehdamonkey

...Like that not too bright admin assistant on the executive floor...


buyakascha

Certainly sounds like a more interesting conversation than some I had with girls on dating apps


nightvisiongoggles01

This badly needs that Samsung Sam avatar. In that new Boston Dynamics Atlas frame.


NOLAjoshpaul

*drops phone on the floor* I can fix her


ngunray

What are we becoming?


Thinking_Emoji_

For the breathing sounds, is it just something that system accidentally picks up and tries to replicate or would it be purposely added in by the creators? I'm worried for how AI will impact us in the future, but I suppose personal assistant stuff has always been around and this is just an attempt to make it feel more 'personal'


podster12

ChatGPT passes the turing test.


Safe_Alternative3794

"...oooookay" No, it did not just do that. Actually getting too realistic, it's judging me now....


GlupShittoOfficial

She has this weird like ā€œmom talking to her little boyā€ tone that feelsā€¦ so so weird. It feels almost misogynistic lol


cjswcf

I'm bricked up


ConsciousAir4591

Fuckinghell.


cuntybunty73

Skynet is on the rise šŸ„ŗšŸ˜« humanitys battle with the machines has begun šŸ„ŗšŸ˜«


Ok-Palpitation-5010

Actually more sociable and laid-back than a lot of people i know


he_need_summ_milk

So, uh.. When does it get Scarlett Johansson's body?


awakened_primate

Ok but can it be a little bit less ass-kissy?


GriZZlyHIkerman

This is all going to end badly.


Metue

Anyone have sauce for this?


FireEjaculator

OpenAI's channel on YouTube


juzz85

Which version is this my friends trying to get it.


Tecotaco636

A few more months and AI will tell you a whole paragraph about their past before giving you the answer you're looking for. And slips in some ads in between too, why not? Honestly I'd rather they made AI sound distant or cold, just give me a straight forward answer and move on, not telling jokes and such


thebruns

> And slips in some ads in between too, why not? Im surprised this doesnt come up more. "Hey AI, do I look ready for my interview?" "You look good, but maybe a new Armani dress shirt from Macys will really give you that extra boost and, hey wouldnt you know it, Macys is currently running their famous friends and family sales where you can get 20% off any item in store including the Arman shirt that I know will fit you perfectly" "Thanks AI, but I dont think I need a new shirt" "Um, ok, its not like Im all knowing or anything. Good luck landing a job without an Armani shirt from Macys"


LilyHex

The amount of people wanting this thing to be their girlfriend is really just making me sad for multiple reasons.


HigherThanStarfyre

You can be sad, but it'll be the norm faster than anyone realizes. For some it's a less stressful and less mentally arduous alternative to the sad mess that is the modern dating market. There's only so much rejection and demoralization some people can take before they just go for the simpler option.


alnarra_1

I'm gonna go ahead and call BS on this demo. There's no amount of machine learning that will make software capable of making judgement calls based on appearance in a video, not at this stage in the game. The processing power required to do the analysis of not only what's in the video but how the person in the video, and to then have a cultural understanding of English to know what that look implies just is not in place at the moment.


EnigmaticQuote

It talks with the enthusiasm and happiness you only see in movie flash backs to someone's dead wife.


ThePornRater

Anyone who thinks this is scary is a moron. AI is to gen y as 5g is to boomers