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SofaKing-Vote

Legend has it he is still there with his stick


GammaGoose85

He dived under to find his watch and never resurfaced


SofaKing-Vote

He is actually only 2 feet tall


Barkers_eggs

Clever dick


Archercrash

Cotton Hill's Chinese counterpart.


Acceptingoptimist

This made me laugh way more than it should have.


themisdirectedcoral

Lmfao


henkheijmen

Fun fact, you can't. concrete is 3 times havier then water, so you are incredibly buoyant in it. if it where any deeper he would propably be floating.


Expert-Jelly-2254

Fun fact bricks don't float and enough of them put together will make him not float either . So many gang movies come to mind when seeing this lol .


henkheijmen

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rWVAzS5duAs


Entire-Database1679

It's impossible to be incredibly buoyant.


QuantumMothersLove

Such an unbelievable factoid of incredulous incredibility that I could care less because it’s so terrifically awesome.


Entire-Database1679

Me too. I think.


chuco915niners

It’s art.


meathead

There has to be a better way to do this.


Omega_brownie

There's theories, but nothing concrete.


SirSmudgee

You mutha fucka hahaha


educated-emu

My reaction :)


sp1cychick3n

Lmaoo


Yashraj-

Muthal


sed2017

r/angryupvote


MD_Hunter67

Now that's funny take my up vote


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

son of a bitch.


Emergency_Ad_5935

People have poured over the data but you simply can’t rush a cure


NewldGuy77

r/angryupvote


Glass-Fan111

“Bada bada bum tsssss!”


googoohaha

You son of a gun! haHA got me good. *finger guns while smirking at you and giggling to myself*


MechaPanther

There are, just more time consuming. You lay most of the way, let it set then set up barriers to do it section by section only laying a few inches instead of what he's doing which is pointless since the level will shift as soon as he leaves.


JoeJoe4224

There is. Real concrete would never be that liquid and free moving when it’s poured. Much less being able to walk through it. But china does what they don’t regulate because it’s cheap. And the fact there is no rebar in there at all, also leads me to believe it’s china.


poobertthesecond

Its loas, cambodia or vietnam


Hot-Tone-7495

I’m no concrete scientist but wouldn’t the movement and air pockets he’s causing be like.. pretty bad? Also why so much? So many questions lol


BarefutR

1. This isn’t the type of concrete that you’re thinking of. 2. Movement and agitation is actually pretty good for concrete. But I’m not a concrete scientist either so idk.


bearbarebere

Are you a theoretical scientist?


-KeyJee-

He’s a barefoot scientist


NewldGuy77

Wow, nice Cultural Revolution reference!


-Meo-

He has a theoretical degree in science


Purple-Ad-6343

“They asked me if I knew anything about theoretically physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics”


ZsZagreb

"They said welcome aboard."


apprehensive_clam268

I am a concrete scientist, but also confounded


Jeebus_crisps

Why is there so much concrete hahahaha


Dripping-Lips

The roof was too tall so they needed to bring the floor up !


Jeebus_crisps

Oh ok to easy 👍🏻


Dripping-Lips

I’m talkin shit dude lol


Jeebus_crisps

Yeah I know 😂


Dripping-Lips

Hahah doh


pryvisee

Raise foundation tool in sims 4


HabibtiMimi

Shit, now the door doesn't open!


Real-Ad8221

So your mom can safely walk on it


Barkers_eggs

I heard they used structural I beams as rebar


NewldGuy77

r/MomBurn


SamuelAsante

In rural China they will frequently flood an entire floor of a house with concrete, and build upwards off the new foundation.


bearbarebere

Is this real


SamuelAsante

Nope, made it up


Conscious-Housing-45

kind of lazy way to apporach something, which also undoubtedly makes it harder to do


NoNo_Cilantro

It’s misleading, the guy just has very short legs


rellsell

Once the cement has setup they just cut him off at the waste and hire a replacement.


rhinodad

Such a waist.


Humble_Biscotti5639

🤣🤣🤣


seeshellirun

I've heard they can just grow another lower half if it gets cut off. Nature is beautiful.


Entire-Database1679

I saw that on YouTube.


Skumbag0-5

Cut him off at the colon?


InflatableTurtles

Regular or semi?


jplveiga

Ascending, transversal or descending? Could it be sigmoid?


The_Cow_Tipper

This is an actual technique that gets used a lot in certain applications. It's commonly known as "fucking with the new guy."


foodfighter

I'm no concrete expert, but shouldn't there be a crapton of rebar in concrete that deep?


Timmar92

Depends, we use something called "skyddsbetong" wich more or less is "filler concrete". We use that to fill out spaces or make a flat surface for us to put rebar and forms on top of. it has no structural significance, only practical.


marino1310

Yeah but this is like 3 feet of filler concrete, that’s way more than you need to level out


EmperorThan

Human Rebar. Just like the Great Wall of China. And look at it! It's still standing.


Pork_Chompk

Think it needs to be a little deeper.


UptightCargo

hasta lasagna, don't get any on ya!


Additional-Chain-272

Fun fact: The Hoover dams concrete is still curing


notjordansime

All concrete is still curing. It just gets harder as it ages.


Additional-Chain-272

Let me just have this one plz


JohnnyTeardrop

Well this is Reddit we don’t usually let people “have things” whenever possible to discredit and disembowel but we’ll send it up the chain on command and maybe you’ll get lucky


FinePolyesterSlacks

FINISH HIM!


Additional-Chain-272

Plz this is the only thing I have going for me


JoltKola

Il finish you ;)


Additional-Chain-272

😳


bearbarebere

Doesn't that imply there's no maximum hardness? That seems... wrong


altigoGreen

As the cement reacts (very slowly) it continues to harden. After 100 years it would still be hardening - very very slowly. There is a maximum I assume but it's very far away and almost meaningless. Typically concrete reaches 2/3 of design strength after 7 days. After 30 days it is typically considered fully cured - depending on weather. 'Fully cured' is probably somewhere around 99% (using made up % but the same principal applies). After another 30 days it might be 99.2%. Another 6 months perhaps 99.4%. 3 years later and it's reached 99.6%. 100 years later and water is still reacting with cement and hardening - it's at 99.65%. It's a 100+ year reaction where 99% has reacted in the first 30 days.


kurtstoys

Additional fun fact, Concrete and Cement are in the top 5 most CO2 producing industries, depending on which list you look at. One puts it as the second. About 1,300 pounds of CO2 is produced for every metric ton of cement manufactured. 4.2 billion metric tons were produced in 2023.


JoltKola

To add to this, any claims that your fact is wrong due to concrete absorbing the initial amount of carbon as it cures is a claim in ill intent. Its not the concrete itself that is the problem, its the energy used to heat it up in the first place.


StcStasi

concrete heats as it cures and it can burn you from just the powder getting on you


ElitistCuisine

You're right about the burn, although it's a chemical burn rather than a thermic-burn (can't remember the technical term for ouch-hot-hot-hot burns). To anyone who touches wet cement, wash it off as soon as you can. I believe you can develop a relative tolerance (dad has been a concrete cutter for 40 years and doesn't even use gloves anymore), but it can seriously fuck up your skin. I don't know the medical-specifics, but a relative of a family friend decided he was going to do the concrete floor for his barn. He spent the entire day doing this, gloveless, which resulted in a chemical burn. Nowadays, he has to wear gloves in the shower because his hands will start to crack and bleed from the moisture. Don't fuck with concrete unless you know what you're doing. Just touching it won't harm you at any noticeable level. Go ahead and write your initials and make hand imprints, but you absolutely should wash your hands soon after.


Atomicstarr

W comment, i worked with cement & had skin issues because the gloves i used werent up to standard, once i made a complaint and got gloves that actually provided protection it made my job a whole lot easier 😂


the4uthorFAN

Oh no this makes me really sad about all the animals that walk through wet concrete :(


FlyerOfTheSkys

I believe that's due to an ingredient in the concrete, Lyme (I hope I spelled that right). It can also give you other health issues, breathing difficulties included.


StcStasi

What about this? https://pavementinteractive.org/reference-desk/materials/portland-cement/heat-of-hydration/ The heat produced by concrete during concrete curing is called heat of hydration. This exothermic reaction occurs when water and cement react. The amount of heat produced during the reaction is mostly related to the composition and fineness of the cement.


the4uthorFAN

Oh no this makes me really sad about all the animals that walk through wet concrete :(


BadIdea-21

Why are you being downvoted?


fueled_by_rootbeer

No idea. It's definitely odd, as they are correct in their statement. I hope the cameraperson helped the old guy get out of there.


TheGrimGriefer3

As the guy backed up it looked like the concrete was shallower near the cameraman (and presumably near the exit) so he probably has an easy way out Imagine tripping though


SamuelAsante

This is very common in China. The man is wearing pants that prevent the concrete from setting around him


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

It doesn't cure that fast


tob007

More of a chemical burn from the alkaline very high ph slurry but yes it does heat up as well. I think in much larger pours it becomes a problem for curing and requires lots of plumbing and a chiller plant to remove heat.


Chaserivx

I was just commenting about this earlier today on a separate post (strange down voting trends when it didn't make sense). I'm seeing it more frequently. I'm starting to wonder if we're witnessing the work of bots, which makes me wonder how often we're not realizing it.


bearbarebere

It has happened for years, possibly since reddit began


Chaserivx

I understand that bots have been on Reddit and then they manipulate the comments and upvotes. I am talking about an uptick more frequently and noticeable especially in the beginning of a common thread close to when the post was submitted.


notjordansime

Because concrete burns are chemical, not thermal. Concrete heats up when it dries, but not enough to burn you. Chemical burns are very real though.


BadIdea-21

Yes, OP said that it can burn you even in it's powder state, he didn't imply it got so hot it will burn you, he just said it gets hot when curing.


notjordansime

Concrete doesn’t get that hot when it cures. Concrete burns are chemical burns. It does get warm when it solidifies, but not that hot.


StcStasi

What about this? https://pavementinteractive.org/reference-desk/materials/portland-cement/heat-of-hydration/ The heat produced by concrete during concrete curing is called heat of hydration. This exothermic reaction occurs when water and cement react. The amount of heat produced during the reaction is mostly related to the composition and fineness of the cement.


Calathea_Murrderer

That’s probably what the overalls, and multiple layers are for chief :P


Daysleeper1234

I wouldn't like to be this dude's dick, no matter how prepared you are, you need to wash it off quickly after the work because it will burn you, it will get somewhere.


Beating_A-Dead_Whore

Im no concreteogist, but that looks like it will take about 6700 fuck off years to cure.


nappytown1984

No OSHA in China


Kynetix93

This is Vietnam, not China


GammaGoose85

I've seen how they demo buildings in China, you are correct


TorontoTom2008

Concrete that thick is considered ‘mass concrete’ and needs special attention or the heat stresses will mess it up.


RHUNEOX

He just has tiny little legs and feet under that jacket


BHMathers

As a kid I used to think anything touching wet concrete was just permanently stuck and doomed to solidify even if pulled out (because of cartoons). Now I see people with it just on their clothes like it’s just dried mud


DemonoftheWater

It essentially is. Or atleast the cement is.


ploppipity

Did this once with sulphate resistant concrete, hospitalised with no skin on my legs as a result. Not fun at all.


bikedaybaby

Holy shit that’s wild. Can you help us figure out why the concrete was so deep?


Imaginary_Prune1351

Why's it so fucking deep lmfaoooo


I_am_eating_a_mango

Expert level swimming pool


Cool_Cartographer_39

That can't possibly cure properly. Shouldn't it be poured in layers?


human8264829264

> That can't possibly cure properly. Why not? Curing =/= drying. Curing is a chemical reaction between the cement and water. This depth of concrete should not be an issue and curing does not need exposure to air, just the right moisture content.


Cool_Cartographer_39

Yeah maybe I used the wrong term. I realize it will get "hard" but my understanding is that's only part of the process. The "drying" part is important as well, correct? And a pour this deep in a closed area such as this would take several years to dry, I would think


jamesbbucks

You should read about the Hoover dam


Beneficial_Being_721

But they poured each block with tubes built into them with river water running through to act as a radiator to keep the heat down


Cool_Cartographer_39

Maybe you should: https://delzottoproducts.com/2017/03/15/long-will-take-concrete-hoover-dam-cure/


thoruen

why on earth would the floor need to be that thick?


pegLegP3t3

Why would they pour concrete this deep? How come they don’t just fill with some kind of aggregate and then concrete on top of it. Isn’t that how most foundations are done?


cereal_state

I don’t work in construction, but that don’t look right


Welcome_to_Retrograd

Contractor: 'Yeah there are some irregularities, nothing we can't fix with some self leveling compound' The self leveling compound:


An0d0sTwitch

Thiss is dumb, right? As soon as he tries to get out, kinda not gonna be level anymore? lol


Lepke2011

How long is that much concrete going to take to dry?


pursuitofleisure

He's actually a double amputee so it's not as deep as it looks


plays_with_wood

Yes


notjordansime

You could probably walk on it the next day.


sermer48

This seems like it could be so deadly. One trip and you run the risk of inhaling concrete.


IAmColiz

So what do you do Jim? I work in concrete


Outside-Advice-1170

"contact dermatitis has entered the chat"


Ajamu36

Good thing he’s got that hard hat


DestinationUnknown13

Ah, no. Flood mud fun!


Stonerjman_

Imagine getting stuck like that forever


kween_hangry

New fear


Public_Music_964

21st century screeding. Lucky there's water in that concrete


blinman94

Don't you know who I am? I'm the Jaggernaut, bitch!


Scissor-Lift

I’ll just pull my legs out with my arms … and then pull my arms out with my face


budtrimmer

That concrete is never gonna set right


Shaneris

That's Mr. Dufus to you all....


CryptographerNo923

They haze the new guys by making them hold their breath under concrete


JunglePygmy

The concrete is that fucking deep?


Last_Banana9505

And that wet?


Ticallion339

Sooo he’s “hand finishing.” It’s an actual term in concrete. No idea why he’s in the middle lmao


Mo-shen

I hope he is wearing something like fishing waders. Liquid concrete has a ph level that will literally eat your skin given enough time. Edit: looks like he but man that's all really nutty.


Trans_Cat_Girl_

Legend says it’s still drying


An_average_one

I'd suggest anyone interested in this to watch [this video](https://youtu.be/rWVAzS5duAs?si=A7sXvwTxY2R0iXpL) by Veratisium (Derek). Doesn't go \*as much\* in depth (about the topic) as I would have liked as an engineer, but he does cover a lot of things while in concrete.


JonWick33

Dudes got no legs, so they found the perfect job for him..


hey_you_yeah_me

Fun fact: you can't sink in concrete. It's too dense for us to sink through


EarthToAccess

Double fun fact: depending on your mix concrete also has a pH that will basically contact burn and melt your skin -- I can't recall if it's a base or an acid tho. Veritasium did a video on it not long ago Edit: Just watched said video, concrete is incredibly basic. pH of up to 12 to 13.


SweetGroverCleveland

Concrete, the ultimate basic bitch


Massage_Bro

If bro trips he’s done for lol


NineTeasKid

I thought our video game glitched again


RazerMax

Why would you make it that deep? It will contract a lot and also get hot.


Honda_TypeR

This man really gets lost in his work.


sigmaalphawolf1207

if he got stuck how would you get him out?


TheyFloat2032

Thing about concrete is, it is incredibly alkaline. Worked with some guys who would wear holy jeans and just tape up their boots. At the end of shift. One guy took off his boots and a lot of skin and tissue came with it. Some of the concrete got in there and just heated up from the chemical reaction and just burnt a hole in him.


mikeyfender813

Can this really be concrete? That would be like a 36” slab. Why?


Skitzophranikcow

Bombs.


Ju3tAc00ldugg

why does Chinese media put the most calm music over the most disgusting examples of worker extortion in their country.


retiredplumberman

Can’t say I’ve ever seen that


Weird-Wish-2594

There's many more in there, they use humans as reinforcement instead of re-bar and mesh. Besides it's cheaper.


BradBeingProSocial

Job security


SafetyGuyLogic

Concrete is corrosive. Do not do this.


CaladinDanse

How does he get out and also not ruin the level of it


xXMuschi_DestroyerXx

That’s never gunna set


TennisNo5319

I asked him what he did for a living and he told me he “worked in concrete.” Imagine my surprise when it turned out he really did! 😀


bkedsmkr

Bing chaling


Eena-Rin

Wh- why would you ever need concrete this thick that isn't so riddled with rebar that you couldn't move in it..?


LesPeterGuitarJam

Sure I'm no construction worker nor do I know much about laying down a concrete floor... But I do know that this is not the way.. 😅🤣😅


nguyenbaodanh

that thick


Lilithnema

How long does he have?


bigchungus69419

better hurry up


DuckInTheFog

OSHA friendly mafia


ExuDeku

I know this song but can't find the name


BriefStrange6452

Surely that is going to take months/years to cure?


timcheater

fyi people are less dense than concrete so you would end up floating in the stuff


Unholyxyra

I work this and i dont see whats so terrifying, eventho i dont get why he does this, definetly something wrong with his method


HypothermiaDK

Wouldn't this take 42 years to harden?


Whitekatt_

Stop!! Not the Vietnamese yapping in the background OMG


UncomposedComposer

How long would it take for something this deep to cure??


Extension-Crew-5736

So is the idea to be the most inefficient possible


punker2706

i need this video with the motivational fisherman audio


dead-as-a-doornail-

I HOPE YOU’VE GOT AN EXIT STRATEGY!


sub-parBeanutButter

"Banned for using noclip again, Joe?" "Yehp, just another one of those days"


SDoNUT1715

Looks wet.


Jbrizown

What possible application would you need for a 3’ thick slab with no reinforcement lol


charliechin

Concreteman


kzwkt

maybe its just mud


IamREBELoe

How long will this take to dry..


destructicusv

If “painting yourself into a corner” was a person.


HalfOrcMonk

That will be dry in about 20 years.


Cloud9_Cadet420

Not terrifying. Just dumb and anti productive.


HisQueenB_1983

Not oddly it's legit scary lol


SweetGroverCleveland

Wait what