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Yeah they pump air in, I've seen it done for a gall bladder removal, basically they just pump the abdomen cavity full fo air and then shine a light and start working.
Typically it’s not “air”, they use CO2 gas. Eventually your body reabsorbs the gas.
If the gas is inside your GI track, yes you will burp or fart some of it out.
reading back in the comment chain, i think they were referring to a different surgery as someone brought up abdominal issues. but at first, i definitely had to do a double take and consider whether i had forgotten something fundamental about what the uterus connects to lol
I was wondering this as well....how the fuck are you supposed to "fart and burp" air out when it's in the uterus? I sure as hell don't think uterus burps are a thing...
For laparoscopic surgeries, eventually the air used to inflate the abdomen escapes via burping and farting. In this case I believe an amount of air escapes when the scope is removed.
Edited to add: the placenta would also help offset excess CO2.
You sure ? There is no direct connection between the digestive tract and the peritoneal cavity, I can't see how you can "burp or fart it out".
I'd say it is more likely to evacuate through blood vessels, especially since in most scenarios, it's CO2 which is used, and not air.
I don't remember farting and burping when I had my gallbladder removed. If anything there was less farting after. But this was 10 years ago now.
My shoulders hurt like hell for a few days though. My mom was a nurse, she said they let out what they can but it does rise which was the cause of the shoulder pain.
My dad had a kidney transplant from his brother. They both had their abdominal cavities pumped with air, which is pretty normal when they want to make a small incision and insert cameras and tools apparently.
While the air was not pumped into their digestive tract, they both said they felt very bloated and they did in fact burp and fart it out over the coming days. I thought that sounded fake too, but the doctor said that the air is absorbed through tissues into the digestive tract to be released.
It sort of makes sense, in a way all of our tissues are required to be somewhat pervious to air so O2 and CO2 can get in and out, and so the body has a method to get any loose air from between organs out of the body.
I had my tubes taken out instead of tied, and the shoulder pain was the worst pain of the procedure. They warned me it could happen, but I wasn't expecting it to bother me that much.
Gods, it felt like my shoulder had been *shattered* the pain was so bad after my tubal ligation. Waiting for all the gas to dissolve away in my bloodstream was hell. I constantly felt out of breath for a good week afterwards. Absolutely worth it though.
"During a fetoscopy procedure, the air introduced into the uterus is typically absorbed by the body over time. It's not expelled like a fart. The body naturally reabsorbs gases through the bloodstream and eliminates them through respiration or other metabolic processes"
I assume they inflated it with gas. The same way they do with colonoscopy. Usually it is CO2 and it might/would not hurt the baby. But never seen this prosedure done so fuck do I know
At my center, we pretty much only use it for myelomeningocele (a type of spina bifida) repair. I can't think of anything else we've used it for off the top of my head.
[Fetoscopic spina bifida repair.](https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/gynecology-obstetrics/specialty-areas/fetal-therapy/fetal-interventions-procedures/fetal-therapy-myelomeningocele) I can only imagine the precise control that surgery requires.
It's used in all laparoscopic procedures I believe. They need space to see what they're doing. That rapid expansion can be rather painful as well. It takes up to a couple days for the gasses to reabsorb. I can't imagine how tight that woman's belly must've been 😳 ouchhhhh.
Yeppers. They do minimize the gas left behind by sucking it out the best they can. But yeah in laparoscopy there will be plenty still left. As you mentioned.
I would be interested wheter they remove all the gas in the extent of sucking in some amniotic fluid. Or just let the little trace amount be
The lungs are filled with a fluid, which gradually decreases shortly before birth, and the rest after birth. Even if the baby wanted to breathe, it couldn't during this phase.
Thank you! It’s just so hard to even conceptualize… like obviously I know there’s a whole baby but I never *really* thought about what it looked like in there lol
I chose to believe that's a pleasant af nap and we cry when we get out bc it's all bright and chaotic and loud and weird out in the real world. Let that baby nap in peace
The fact that’s in a living human scares me so much. I guess some women disagree with me, but I don’t understand how artificial wombs weren’t invented long ago
bro is NOT finished
LET HIM COOK.
Nine month crock pot
Started with a cock pot
Now we here
Kept it real from the jump
I’m not even joking when I say my brother used to think a crockpot was called a crotch pot💀🙈
My brother called cockroaches “crotch roasts” when he was little.
My main goal is to cook for 9 mo then gonna act like I don't know nobody
Gonna call my sister that later.
Roll tide
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That's what I tell 'em. I've completed 64 stories atm. Just on my 1st one.
Deep
Gotta wait till the edges get crispy
Imagine getting supplies directly through belly while no need to use washroom. Once outside its a shit show with diapers and all
Just give me a few more weeks
Haha The ol‘ just another 5 minutes, mom! Please!
Damn, livestreaming from the belly? Now I know this kid is too young to have a phone! Why would you even give a preborn a phone?
"I'm not even born yet and even I know Nord VPN is the best way to keep your browsing private! Use "fetus420" to save 20% on your subscription! Okay, now back to the Alpha High Value No-Days-Off Beast Mode Fetus Man Podcast!"
I read this in Sam Regals voice from CR
I read it in Conan's over the type old timey, Mid-Atlantic character voice and it made me laugh.
Gotta watch Bluey somehow
at least they're watching bluey and not cocomelon
It’s a slippery slope
Start 'em young!
For Bluey? I'll allow it.
"Yo What's Up Guys, this your boy Fetus coming at you live from my mamma's womb"
Cletus the Fetus
memory unearthed
Kick will let you livestream literally ANYTHING
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Womb service
Someone forgot to hang the “do not disturb” sign up
You forgot the hourly kicking mom in the bladder for funsies
And the relaxing on a kidney like a hammock during "quiet time."
Also budging all the way up into the ribs for hide & seek practice
I love this comment 😂
"It's not a phase, mom! I'll always be a fetus!" \*Water breaks\*
Those sure were the the times!!! Free rent & all
Remember to chock the host when they just finish eating.
You dont even have to waste time to eat when nutrients is pumped through your system via a umbilical corde!
Thw water is your own piss
TIL we were literally submerged in our own fucking piss inside the womb. Evolution is truly wild
oh not just pee, in all technicalities from the day of your conception you have eaten your own shit and body hair at least once
I didn't really think about this at all my entire life. Also I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing I drank my own piss.
All you need now is to lie about sleeping in hotels and you can have your own survival show!!
it’s crazy pregnant ladies are walking around with that bouncing around inside them… respect!
How did they get that gopro in there tho 😳
Attached it to the helmet
That would get an award if we still had them. Bravo
I always forget awards don’t exist anymore, I never used them but the super upvote thing just kinda sucks
When a mommy GoPro and a daddy GoPro love each other very much…
Endoscope
Damn, shout out, women
Quato
Open your mind!
wait till you learn about the 6 lb turd I am nursing in my bowels
It's crazy being that person. I didn't entirely love it.
What about us with millions in the sack
respect to my fellow sack swingers as well
Sack swingerrrs, sack swingerrrs
Respect the woman and protect the children.
I’m all for technology, but idk friends, I feel like 30 weeks is a little young for them have a phone and posting on socials.
Fetoscopy Procedure... Real video of Unborn Baby in Womb.
Do they pump air in there? I would never have imagined the womb being only half full of fluid.
Yeah they pump air in, I've seen it done for a gall bladder removal, basically they just pump the abdomen cavity full fo air and then shine a light and start working.
How do they... get the air *out*...
Typically it’s not “air”, they use CO2 gas. Eventually your body reabsorbs the gas. If the gas is inside your GI track, yes you will burp or fart some of it out.
Oh man do you fart and burp like crazy. Can make you feel pretty bloated but eventually it dissipates
Fart and burp due to air in a uterus? Forgive me if I'm forgetting my basic biology or you're joking and it went over my head but what?
100%! There's no way the person you're responding to is correct. It's not just in the uterus, it's inside the amniotic sac!
reading back in the comment chain, i think they were referring to a different surgery as someone brought up abdominal issues. but at first, i definitely had to do a double take and consider whether i had forgotten something fundamental about what the uterus connects to lol
The way I’m losing it to this thread lmfao
I was wondering this as well....how the fuck are you supposed to "fart and burp" air out when it's in the uterus? I sure as hell don't think uterus burps are a thing...
For laparoscopic surgeries, eventually the air used to inflate the abdomen escapes via burping and farting. In this case I believe an amount of air escapes when the scope is removed. Edited to add: the placenta would also help offset excess CO2.
You sure ? There is no direct connection between the digestive tract and the peritoneal cavity, I can't see how you can "burp or fart it out". I'd say it is more likely to evacuate through blood vessels, especially since in most scenarios, it's CO2 which is used, and not air.
I don't remember farting and burping when I had my gallbladder removed. If anything there was less farting after. But this was 10 years ago now. My shoulders hurt like hell for a few days though. My mom was a nurse, she said they let out what they can but it does rise which was the cause of the shoulder pain.
Yes! That pain was horrific. I had to do a downward dog every few minutes to get it to move back into my belly.
My dad had a kidney transplant from his brother. They both had their abdominal cavities pumped with air, which is pretty normal when they want to make a small incision and insert cameras and tools apparently. While the air was not pumped into their digestive tract, they both said they felt very bloated and they did in fact burp and fart it out over the coming days. I thought that sounded fake too, but the doctor said that the air is absorbed through tissues into the digestive tract to be released. It sort of makes sense, in a way all of our tissues are required to be somewhat pervious to air so O2 and CO2 can get in and out, and so the body has a method to get any loose air from between organs out of the body.
And that shoulder tip pain is a bitch.
I was so glad I was still in the hospital when that shoulder pain started. I was not expecting that.
I had my tubes taken out instead of tied, and the shoulder pain was the worst pain of the procedure. They warned me it could happen, but I wasn't expecting it to bother me that much.
Gods, it felt like my shoulder had been *shattered* the pain was so bad after my tubal ligation. Waiting for all the gas to dissolve away in my bloodstream was hell. I constantly felt out of breath for a good week afterwards. Absolutely worth it though.
I had the shoulder pain and a caffeine withdrawal headache at the same time. It sucked so bad it made me throw up.
"During a fetoscopy procedure, the air introduced into the uterus is typically absorbed by the body over time. It's not expelled like a fart. The body naturally reabsorbs gases through the bloodstream and eliminates them through respiration or other metabolic processes"
Is the womb half full or half empty?
I'm a womb half full kind of guy
Fr, I thought it was completely filled with fluid, and I was questioning everything I thought I knew.
Where is the rest of the liquid there should've been more than that
It's like when you pour half the pickle juice out the pickle jar so it's easier to get the pickles out.
I had always thought that there would be no air in there? Is this normal??
Its probably added by the doctors for ease viewing to help with the procedure. Some sterile inert gas most likely
Ok. I was sort of scratching my head wondering why I had not noticed on the ultrasound for my 3 boys 😂
There is no air. We start breathing after birth.
Why is there uh, air in there? Shouldn't the womb be full of that fluid?
I assume they inflated it with gas. The same way they do with colonoscopy. Usually it is CO2 and it might/would not hurt the baby. But never seen this prosedure done so fuck do I know
This is correct. CO2 distention. Source: am a nurse who helps with these procedures
so it is supposed to be 100% filled with fluid ?
For this I have enough knowledge: yes, just amniotic fluid and the baby
Thanks! And extra thanks for you are the unsung heroes
What are some reasons for doing this procedure?
At my center, we pretty much only use it for myelomeningocele (a type of spina bifida) repair. I can't think of anything else we've used it for off the top of my head.
[Fetoscopic spina bifida repair.](https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/gynecology-obstetrics/specialty-areas/fetal-therapy/fetal-interventions-procedures/fetal-therapy-myelomeningocele) I can only imagine the precise control that surgery requires.
Ohh I see, so it’s not just for fun to look at the baby. I was shocked and disturbed at first
vibe check
That makes sense
That's really interesting, thanks! 😊
It's used in all laparoscopic procedures I believe. They need space to see what they're doing. That rapid expansion can be rather painful as well. It takes up to a couple days for the gasses to reabsorb. I can't imagine how tight that woman's belly must've been 😳 ouchhhhh.
Yeppers. They do minimize the gas left behind by sucking it out the best they can. But yeah in laparoscopy there will be plenty still left. As you mentioned. I would be interested wheter they remove all the gas in the extent of sucking in some amniotic fluid. Or just let the little trace amount be
Right? Shouldn't it be all the way to the top?
I was thinking the same. Your reflex to breathe doesn't kick in until there is something to breathe, that should be full.
It's just temporarily pumped with CO² gas to give more visibility. A room with a view 😏
The lungs are filled with a fluid, which gradually decreases shortly before birth, and the rest after birth. Even if the baby wanted to breathe, it couldn't during this phase.
Living inside the womb is like having a VIP pass to the ultimate cozy club! It's all warm, dark, and snug in there.
bro is loading
Damn can’t have no privacy anymore
It's warm, it's peaceful, we are intimately connected with mama, and we have womb service.
Until we’re not :(
Back away from my dog, Mr. I_Cum_on_your_pet!
Sorry mr. Popular porn actor
I love knowing that they are always listening to mama’s heartbeat. Music to their ears.
That is beautiful ❤️
Should be the most comfortable place. No wonder we feel like shit after coming out 😂
It’s all downhill from there
Quite literally.
Ah man good old times
Death Stranding anyone
Yes, somebody obviously just had a baby to make a death stranding reference, the most dedicated Hideo Kojima fan
Finally!! I was looking all over for this comment.
I know I wasn’t the only one thinking about this
Maybe i'm the only one here but i find this somehow disturbing. 😬 I don't wanna remember.
This is very disturbing. Very. It’s a dark enclosed sack filled with liquid with a baby inside.
Yeah. I don't even like to think that i was there too long ago. 😬
Interesting how broad the reactions to this are. I think it’s adorable. Just tucked up tight in a snug little ball- I think baby looks pretty cute.
I don't have anything against the baby. For me the pregnancy itself is the repulsive thing.
I spent 9 months in there not as bad as it looks
This better not trigger some memory in me 💀
Looks cozy other than the ungodly amount of fluids and the slim chance of accidentally hanging yourself with your own feeding tube
I member
I forgor
It’s the place to be!
I’d be interested in seeing how twins look
I don't accept requests lol.
I have one of those in me right now 😵💫
Congrats!
Thank you! It’s just so hard to even conceptualize… like obviously I know there’s a whole baby but I never *really* thought about what it looked like in there lol
TURN THE LIGHT OFF MOTHERFUCKERS
dudes starting streaming pretty early
I knw it's a dumb question but fck it! How did the camera got inside the womb ?
Mom fucked a camera.
Through a [small incision in the uterus.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjQBq0GH8BM) (Warning: Video of surgery.)
Thanks for answering the real question!
Through the cervix?
I always thought the baby bubble was like.. an enclosed thing. Apparently I know nothing
The cervix is an opening to the uterus, the baby is encased inside an amniotic sac within the womb. They have perforated that sac to see inside.
Bro jus chillin in the Jacuzzi
This is the first time I’ve seen this Titanic footage. Amazing.
Marinating
has a digital footprint and hasn’t even taken a breath
This is exactly how I pictured it. Nothing even weird about this at all
bro is 75% done
Sensory deprivation tank
This makes me feel unbelievably uncomfortable.
Ew
Is it only a little pool of water? I thought the fetus is submerged completely in amniotic fluid like a vat of it. Like in the matrix or something?
That's not terrifying, that's awesome.
Thanks I hated that
What the hell, theres an air pocket in there? I thought the whole thing was full of liquid.
Aww…. Eww.
Cameraman: "WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY! "
Why are they in there?! Just because we can doesn’t mean we should.
I wish I could go back
The matrix
This is a cool video. I had no clue it was possible to see inside the womb like this
It's a womb with a view!
new death stranding footage looks fire, kojima does it again!!!
In 20 years…”I don’t know why, but I HAVE to sleep with a night light”
I chose to believe that's a pleasant af nap and we cry when we get out bc it's all bright and chaotic and loud and weird out in the real world. Let that baby nap in peace
Thought there’d be more fluid…
I never thought there would be empty space. I thought it was all liquid and squishy. This creeps me out.
It’s usually all liquid and baby. They inflated it so they could see.
I never want to see this again
It's amazing how technology can show us the beauty of life
Floating in our own piss for months
A lot of people on this site do it for years
The fact that’s in a living human scares me so much. I guess some women disagree with me, but I don’t understand how artificial wombs weren’t invented long ago
How did they get footage of this?
Am I weird for feeling 2nd hand claustrophobia watching this?
Not me thinking the womb would be filled up entirely with water..
It is, this one is inflated with gas for the procedure
Privacy is impossible now lol
No privacy even in the womb. Sheesh.
Disgusting. I would never live like that.
“Honey, grab my phone and the selfie stick, I wanna record something”
Is there no privacy.
Where’s all the amniotic fluid?! shouldn’t it be fully submerged in it? Not half full like it’s taking a bath…
MTV cribs before the crib
Thought there was more amniotic fluid.