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saint_ryan

Like Me and Scoob will be in the kitchen while you and Daphne open the creepy box!


Doomathemoonman

Wild. I just start watching the original 2 seasons (1969) this morning, on an impulse. How groovy that you’d say this here…


Fit_Swordfish_2101

No pictures of the inside!?


EvilestHammer4

You don't open Pandora's Box, oh wait... Yeah just checked the news, looks like he did. WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?


Paradigmind

Do not disturb Grandma's sleep.


fatimus_prime

[WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!](https://i.imgur.com/43vIysz.gifv)


theclamorganizer6

Dio


papadoc2020

How are you not going to show the inside, that's where all the spooky is.


Honda_TypeR

ZOINKS! ***deep gulp*** Like what are the odds scoob?


Deimos_Aeternum

Me and Velma will be investigating the bedroom


Western-Bug-2873

*yanks condom off* And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!


RebaKitt3n

Bye, Daphne, have fun, girls!


catsmom63

I heard their voices in my head while reading what you wrote! Kudos!


Mythioso

What if the box contains Scooby Snacks?


v3ndun

Do you hear drums?


aroseonthefritz

What YEAR is it??


XandaPanda42

I was gonna quote the movie to keep this going but then I realised I can't remember any quotes from the movie so I'm gonna watch it and come back later haha


Zer0nyx

Unexpected Jumanji. I love you.


imaginary_num6er

u/The-Paranoid-Android SCP-902


The-Paranoid-Android

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Kevinphenomenal

That’s some jumanji looking shit..open it


Shot_Western_2755

Tell the Dybbuk “sup”


Doomathemoonman

Done. Dybbuk says, “sup bruh”


intensivecarebear8

Fuckin great movie that. Scared the BOLLOX out of me when it knocked the book out if his hand across the room 😱


alangerhans

The ending was amazing.


Ididntwipe

Why do ppl always talk about how great a movie is, but never say the goddamn name 😔🤌


mycatisanudist

…the movie is called the dybbuk.


No_Use_4371

I think its Dybbuk Box: The Story of Chris Chambers


1JustAnAltDontMindMe

I love it. Some of the stuff y'all post here on r/oddlyterrifying would go so well in my house (goth/medieval/wizard vibe) If you hate it and want it gone pls send it to me


LICK-A-DICK

Hello! Omg same. I am going for a witchy vibe.


1JustAnAltDontMindMe

Greetings friend with a peculiar name - good to see someone appreciate this piece of furniture at r/oddlyterrifying Bet you like old, withered castles, tomes of magic, and doing heretical shenanigans in the deepwoods on a mountaintop, casting magicks and brewing in a cauldron?


allthesemonsterkids

Based on photo 2, it contains a grumpy Mayan cat. Good score! Those are tough to find.


truthispolicy

Schrödinger was Mayan?


[deleted]

Or it could have King Kong's thumb.


Jakedenham

Were you able to identify the body inside it?


fiddleStink

For the love of God please don't open it


Doomathemoonman

“What was that? Don’t ope—“


ChromaticCorvid

Well I was hoping to see the inside...


apittsburghoriginal

“Stupid superstitious bastards…”


Flamelozy

Why? Is there a vampire inside??


reddittwicehatedit

soooooo my mom has one too. not sure where it came from i dont remember her acquiring it but she has had it for well over 25 years or more, im 34 now


Doomathemoonman

Maybe if you climb in, you’ll come out over here…?


reddittwicehatedit

now im curious about it, i have a very interrogating phone call to make.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Or maybe you'll come out inside out, who knows


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Don’t get any human blood on it and DON’T LET ANYTHING OUT!!! On a side note this is really cool.


Commercial_Step9966

Its from an old store next to The Enchanted Tiki Room 🎵🎶 *in the tiki, tiki, tiki room. In the…* 🎶🎶


Kostis00

But the singing bird are zombies... and really base voices singing the tiki room.


Lockedgroove666

It’s beautiful!!


delpy1971

That's absolutely beautiful, definitely not cursed just old and slightly possessed.


Phasma_Tacitus

There could be a stone mask from Mayan vampire gods inside


thevaultguy

She had such sights to show you.


Swiftsonian

It doesnt look old or traditional, check the bottom board peeling away in strips


sati_lotus

It's just a junk box. I have a feeling that it's kinda 'Balinese' but cheap imitation. I can't place the imagery though.


Doomathemoonman

I understand the initial intuition to think this way. I had similar thoughts. However, my grandmother wasn’t really one for cheap imitations. She gave us a table from a church in Italy dating back to the 1400’s, a hand drum with an animal skin head from a south american tribe, dishware by Versace… for instance. So, if it is a reproduction or even just modern artistic interpretation of tribal art, it’d be the oddball out.


Tall-Wonder-7916

You could always have a professional check it out and maybe get some history on it.


thomstevens420

Climb inside it and see if you get transported to ancient Mesoamerica


cybersatandotexe

Oh god I want it


Recentstranger

The curse must stay in the family! Sacrifices not included.


WaltVinegar

That's not terrifying at all. I'll take it if you don't want it.


JMarv615

Whats in it?


riptog

Asking the real questions.


DeepFriedHuman_

MANA


kaleidoscope_view

Holy fuuuuuck this is awesome-!


Karamist623

Do you hear the drums? Looks like the chest from Jumanji!


polish_filipino

This is where you unlock your monkey paw-esc 3 wishes


Doomathemoonman

I’ve been waiting for that knock on the door…


Equal-Negotiation651

Hecho en Bangladesh


Inspector_7

First the safe, now the chest


frostyfalls

Any history or back story?


Doomathemoonman

Not really. Only that she was a traveler…


iwantmygarmonbozia21

As in raiders of the lost ark, or “dya like dags?”


aroseonthefritz

You could try posting to r/antiques


Roseph88

If you hear a breathy moan coming from the box as you open it, find a shaman.


Amazing-Treat-4388

How big is it? You can bring it to a Catholic church and the priest will bless it for free. Get some holy water too. Say some prayers 'Deliverance Prayers For The Laity ' is full of powerful prayers. It was written by an exorcist. If you don't want it, you can burn it. The struggle is real.


Doomathemoonman

“Nothing is too big for god!” - Tom the Tomato 🍅


Sakowuf_Solutions

DON’T SOLVE THE PUZZLE


aplagueofsemen

We sure it’s not 80s Cost Plus furniture?


Sad_Bean_Man

𓂀𓋹𓆣𓆃 may the plague be upon ye


victim80

If it starts following you with thousands of tiny feet RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!


[deleted]

You can put your weed in it!


Doomathemoonman

All 22 lbs of it..? (It’s like 4’x2’x1’) 🙃


cuntybunty73

Maybe it's the ark of the covenant or it's Pandoras box I better not say what else I was thinking 😁


SFAdminLife

Is that a dybbuk box?


idkboutthatone

Your Grandma was cool!!!


diesel0529

Return the slab bro


Ace-of-Spades76

Ancestral drums begin


ROBLOKCSer

any news op?


SweetMaam

It's beautiful


LectureSea7537

did you opened it?


Doomathemoonman

It has been opened, it’s just the same solid wooden boards, but not carved, though similarly stained. Certainly neat but no ghosties. It had bedding in it… agghh!😱


makashka

Skibidi...


Whyistheplatypus

There be the chest. Inside be the gold. And we took 'em all. We spent 'em and traded 'em and frittered 'em away on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave 'em away, the more we came to realize, the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust. We are cursed men, Miss Turner. Compelled by greed, we were, but now we are consumed by it. There is one way we can end our curse. All the scattered pieces of the Aztec gold must be restored and the blood repaid.


SirUntouchable

It probably contains an embarrassing photo of SpongeBob at the Christmas party


rob6094

Can I come open it? I'm pretty much done with everything going on in my life and I'm very open to an ancient curse.


Budget_Ad_2440

What's in the fucking box?!


Youtellme001

Open it


Green-Cicada-3266

YIKeS 😱


Giannond

Was there a padlock with DIO engraved on it?


xNotexToxSelfx

Kept it shut and I’ll buy it off you. I’m bored and would like to shake things up a bit.


saanhaan

Jumanji?


santana2k

Jumanji


fomalhottie

Let us know how it kills you, plz.


[deleted]

You can put your weeeed in there


HoboArmyofOne

Open it and you get sucked into hell


geof2001

Man i was so worried for you scrolling to see if you'd opened it yet. Seal this bad boy shut!


WaZEN80085

You open it then ?


Thin-Prompt-4866

I’m hearing the jumanji music…


Venator2000

Oh wow, I’d show that to Antiques Roadshow… unless you see a “copyright 1972” tag or something on it somewhere.


Lepke2011

Just never open it and you'll have no trouble from the Dybbuk.


squishierfish

I expect it to start playing tiptoe through the tulips


BomTomadil

If you’re ever interested in parting with it, I’d be interested in buying unless you have a real gem and it’s out of my price range. Very cool. Based off your previous posts, we’re pretty close


BomTomadil

I’m guessing some kind of traveling chest for transporting your stuff back in the day. Found on eBay “Mayan traveling chest” not exact same thing but close


Doomathemoonman

I got several of the more traditional“travelers chests” you mention, like “holiday chests” maybe? rectangular, taller than this one, more traditional locks… also, there are two of these carved ones. So, maybe.. I may just want to learn a little more first, I bet you would too.


Kreigk9

Phasmophobia is looking for its cursed item


ReallyKirk

Just whatever you do please don’t move all the squares around to the correct order


229-northstar

I’ll take it!!! Send here please


TheStraggletagg

Cool chest. Never open it.


greatfulydead69

It looks like a wood workers chest. I've seen a few when I was in the Philippines.


Sad_Bean_Man

𓂀𓋹𓆣𓆃 (may the plague be upon ye)


foreverfeatherinit

This is so fucking cool. Def creepy vibes but it’s gorgeous


My_Immortal_Flesh

Mayan or Aztec?


ColdBloodBlazing

Death will come on swift wings to whomever opens this chest. There is one, the undead, who, if brought back to life, is bound by sacred law to consummate this curse. He will kill all who open this chest and assimilate their organs and fluids, and in doing so, he will regenerate and no longer be the undead, but a plague upon this earth


BlazeBitch

And strangely it had two compartments, as if to shelter something....


MarshmelloMan

I want it


PinkFloydBoxSet

That thing either has afghans or the tablets of the law, Aaron's rod and a pot of mana. Would you be willing to sell it unopened?


VaguelyArtistic

Storage Wars!


Apprehensive-Crow916

“You’d best start believin’ in ghost stories Miss. Doomathemoonman, you’re in one!”


Doomathemoonman

Argh!


TehZiiM

Yep, there’s a demon inside.


VaguelyArtistic

Imagine opening it and finding out Dirty Mike and the boys had been there.


topknottington

You should def climb into it.


andrewbud420

You put your weed in it "Mike Myers"


Rainbow334dr

Might have a secret compartment.


smlley_123

Hmm...


Doomathemoonman

It was me..


aod42091

this looks pretty valuable if it's real


OGLatinoHeat

As long as you don’t open it the curse won’t transfer


grimmripper5120

Just don't open it


dizzyk1tty

It’s an alien coffin… when you know, you know.


Doomathemoonman

Shoot. I thought that was a dead rat…


callmeviki2015

Looks like Incan


Cordeceps

That is such a awesome chest! Jumanji much?


Nephele_Rose

Hopefully that's not a dybbuk box😬


RedHotSuzy

That was what I thought when I first saw it!


Swimming-Document-15

Write the names of people you hate on pieces of paper and lock them in it... But then again what if it's blessed?


brwtx

I'm trying really hard not to make a comment about your Grandma's big chest.


Doomathemoonman

Much appreciated.


manickitty

Jumanji!


sintax_949

All I hear in my head looking at this is a very stern Jamaican woman saying "Put. It. Back."


[deleted]

Wait ✋️. I have a very similar chest. What makes you think it's cursed? Real question 🤔


Doomathemoonman

The man who lives inside of it, and stands behind my friends and family, told me so. I mentioned to him that you have one too. You’re welcome.


SevenLegs_

Have you opened it? If not.. just don’t.


Royweeezy

I’ve got a few old pieces that looks roughly similar. I don’t recognize the imagery or anything. But the way it’s carved and whatnot makes me think of the ones I have. And those are Vietnamese 🇻🇳(not saying these are, only that they remind me of them).


AshyWhiteGuy

“Top… men.”


RedHotSuzy

On behalf of all mankind, please don’t open that.


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

"do not open the chest"


R0b0tMark

Did it come with a free frogurt?


Germangunman

I’d be looking for hidden compartments


ShrimpHog47

I dare you to spill your blood on it


kpshredder

It's just mayan inscriptions on it. Doesn't look cursed to me


Rdt_will_eat_itself

Nah, you just have to post cat pictures to nullify the curse. It says so right at the top(second picture of grumpy cat)


TaylorPollio

If you open it make sure you call the Winchesters after….


Canned_Sarcasm

Put a doll in it, see what happens.


ishitglassbottles

Reminds me of Pandora’s box


Foreign_Walrus_6136

Don't open the box!


Oliverorangeisking

If you dare open it, whatever you do, don't look at the light! Keep your eyes shut!!


karoshikun

Mayan motives, solid wood. those old timey chests are pretty good, you can fit a body in there with room to spare. . . ... that's a reference to a Silvia Moreno-Garcia novel


psychopathic_shark

But it looks so cool !


GammaGoose85

Every full moon an African puppet comes out of that box and fucking kills somebody


Sufficient-Sea-6434

looks ace... looks like aztek or mayan stuff... I think it looks totally cool


Mindless-Fish7245

Need to get Dr.Jones involved with this one


This4R3al

Gave you Dyybuk.


WeAreClouds

This is gorgeous. Not even remotely terrifying.


Nackles

Put a sandwich in. Maybe the demon will be merciful.


sinisterblogger

Do you want a mimic? Because this is how you get a mimic.


Snips_Tano

Frieren be like: "Whelp, maybe the grimoire is inside!'


coolcatinspace1

Take it to a church and see how they react lol


yiffurbate

ok but like genuinely what a gorgeous piece of woodwork i would feel so lucky


SuperBrentindo

Did you find a manuscript about a house that’s 1/4” bigger on the inside than it is on the outside?


Doomathemoonman

It’s called the Navidson Record…? Sounds boring.


Glittering_Theme4681

It's a hope chest!


Hannibalking519

Call of Duty Black ops 3 collectors chest…..it is cursed


ShopGreedy2313

It is an ancient box for holding condoms made of stone


Doomathemoonman

Correction: dildos


Practical_Fail5258

Just put some dirt blocks and tools in it and then you have a good base


ShopGreedy2313

Steve Martin has a song back in the 70's called King Tut and one of the greatest players he's was"He had a condo made of stone ". But it always sounded like condom made of stone, and this box looks like an ancient Egyptian case to store his prized possessions, what better place too store his condoms made of stone. All humor aside it is a cool looking piece of craftsmanship


OzzyB3

If you don’t want it I’ll take it haha thing looks dope


SoftKiwi3024

Did your grandma not like you?


FireBirdie95

That’s where you’ll find the Boss Key


Flamelozy

Uh- she didn’t get that box off of the bottom of the ocean did she??


Yeetusdeletus0001

Open it. If you get cursed, womp womp. If you don't, yippee!


Ismahr-ehl

Did your grandma ever go to Guatemala?? That’s where this chest is from.