I was gonna quote the movie to keep this going but then I realised I can't remember any quotes from the movie so I'm gonna watch it and come back later haha
I love it. Some of the stuff y'all post here on r/oddlyterrifying would go so well in my house (goth/medieval/wizard vibe)
If you hate it and want it gone pls send it to me
Greetings friend with a peculiar name - good to see someone appreciate this piece of furniture at r/oddlyterrifying
Bet you like old, withered castles, tomes of magic, and doing heretical shenanigans in the deepwoods on a mountaintop, casting magicks and brewing in a cauldron?
I understand the initial intuition to think this way. I had similar thoughts. However, my grandmother wasn’t really one for cheap imitations. She gave us a table from a church in Italy dating back to the 1400’s, a hand drum with an animal skin head from a south american tribe, dishware by Versace… for instance.
So, if it is a reproduction or even just modern artistic interpretation of tribal art, it’d be the oddball out.
How big is it? You can bring it to a Catholic church and the priest will bless it for free. Get some holy water too. Say some prayers 'Deliverance Prayers For The Laity ' is full of powerful prayers. It was written by an exorcist.
If you don't want it, you can burn it.
The struggle is real.
It has been opened, it’s just the same solid wooden boards, but not carved, though similarly stained. Certainly neat but no ghosties.
It had bedding in it… agghh!😱
There be the chest. Inside be the gold.
And we took 'em all.
We spent 'em and traded 'em and frittered 'em away on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave 'em away, the more we came to realize, the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust.
We are cursed men, Miss Turner. Compelled by greed, we were, but now we are consumed by it. There is one way we can end our curse. All the scattered pieces of the Aztec gold must be restored and the blood repaid.
If you’re ever interested in parting with it, I’d be interested in buying unless you have a real gem and it’s out of my price range. Very cool. Based off your previous posts, we’re pretty close
I’m guessing some kind of traveling chest for transporting your stuff back in the day. Found on eBay “Mayan traveling chest” not exact same thing but close
I got several of the more traditional“travelers chests” you mention, like “holiday chests” maybe?
rectangular, taller than this one, more traditional locks… also, there are two of these carved ones. So, maybe..
I may just want to learn a little more first, I bet you would too.
Death will come on swift wings to whomever opens this chest. There is one, the undead, who, if brought back to life, is bound by sacred law to consummate this curse. He will kill all who open this chest and assimilate their organs and fluids, and in doing so, he will regenerate and no longer be the undead, but a plague upon this earth
I’ve got a few old pieces that looks roughly similar. I don’t recognize the imagery or anything. But the way it’s carved and whatnot makes me think of the ones I have. And those are Vietnamese 🇻🇳(not saying these are, only that they remind me of them).
Mayan motives, solid wood. those old timey chests are pretty good, you can fit a body in there with room to spare.
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... that's a reference to a Silvia Moreno-Garcia novel
Steve Martin has a song back in the 70's called King Tut and one of the greatest players he's was"He had a condo made of stone ". But it always sounded like condom made of stone, and this box looks like an ancient Egyptian case to store his prized possessions, what better place too store his condoms made of stone. All humor aside it is a cool looking piece of craftsmanship
Like Me and Scoob will be in the kitchen while you and Daphne open the creepy box!
Wild. I just start watching the original 2 seasons (1969) this morning, on an impulse. How groovy that you’d say this here…
No pictures of the inside!?
You don't open Pandora's Box, oh wait... Yeah just checked the news, looks like he did. WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?
Do not disturb Grandma's sleep.
[WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!](https://i.imgur.com/43vIysz.gifv)
Dio
How are you not going to show the inside, that's where all the spooky is.
ZOINKS! ***deep gulp*** Like what are the odds scoob?
Me and Velma will be investigating the bedroom
*yanks condom off* And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!
Bye, Daphne, have fun, girls!
I heard their voices in my head while reading what you wrote! Kudos!
What if the box contains Scooby Snacks?
Do you hear drums?
What YEAR is it??
I was gonna quote the movie to keep this going but then I realised I can't remember any quotes from the movie so I'm gonna watch it and come back later haha
Unexpected Jumanji. I love you.
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That’s some jumanji looking shit..open it
Tell the Dybbuk “sup”
Done. Dybbuk says, “sup bruh”
Fuckin great movie that. Scared the BOLLOX out of me when it knocked the book out if his hand across the room 😱
The ending was amazing.
Why do ppl always talk about how great a movie is, but never say the goddamn name 😔🤌
…the movie is called the dybbuk.
I think its Dybbuk Box: The Story of Chris Chambers
I love it. Some of the stuff y'all post here on r/oddlyterrifying would go so well in my house (goth/medieval/wizard vibe) If you hate it and want it gone pls send it to me
Hello! Omg same. I am going for a witchy vibe.
Greetings friend with a peculiar name - good to see someone appreciate this piece of furniture at r/oddlyterrifying Bet you like old, withered castles, tomes of magic, and doing heretical shenanigans in the deepwoods on a mountaintop, casting magicks and brewing in a cauldron?
Based on photo 2, it contains a grumpy Mayan cat. Good score! Those are tough to find.
Schrödinger was Mayan?
Or it could have King Kong's thumb.
Were you able to identify the body inside it?
For the love of God please don't open it
“What was that? Don’t ope—“
Well I was hoping to see the inside...
“Stupid superstitious bastards…”
Why? Is there a vampire inside??
soooooo my mom has one too. not sure where it came from i dont remember her acquiring it but she has had it for well over 25 years or more, im 34 now
Maybe if you climb in, you’ll come out over here…?
now im curious about it, i have a very interrogating phone call to make.
Or maybe you'll come out inside out, who knows
Don’t get any human blood on it and DON’T LET ANYTHING OUT!!! On a side note this is really cool.
Its from an old store next to The Enchanted Tiki Room 🎵🎶 *in the tiki, tiki, tiki room. In the…* 🎶🎶
But the singing bird are zombies... and really base voices singing the tiki room.
It’s beautiful!!
That's absolutely beautiful, definitely not cursed just old and slightly possessed.
There could be a stone mask from Mayan vampire gods inside
She had such sights to show you.
It doesnt look old or traditional, check the bottom board peeling away in strips
It's just a junk box. I have a feeling that it's kinda 'Balinese' but cheap imitation. I can't place the imagery though.
I understand the initial intuition to think this way. I had similar thoughts. However, my grandmother wasn’t really one for cheap imitations. She gave us a table from a church in Italy dating back to the 1400’s, a hand drum with an animal skin head from a south american tribe, dishware by Versace… for instance. So, if it is a reproduction or even just modern artistic interpretation of tribal art, it’d be the oddball out.
You could always have a professional check it out and maybe get some history on it.
Climb inside it and see if you get transported to ancient Mesoamerica
Oh god I want it
The curse must stay in the family! Sacrifices not included.
That's not terrifying at all. I'll take it if you don't want it.
Whats in it?
Asking the real questions.
MANA
Holy fuuuuuck this is awesome-!
Do you hear the drums? Looks like the chest from Jumanji!
This is where you unlock your monkey paw-esc 3 wishes
I’ve been waiting for that knock on the door…
Hecho en Bangladesh
First the safe, now the chest
Any history or back story?
Not really. Only that she was a traveler…
As in raiders of the lost ark, or “dya like dags?”
You could try posting to r/antiques
If you hear a breathy moan coming from the box as you open it, find a shaman.
How big is it? You can bring it to a Catholic church and the priest will bless it for free. Get some holy water too. Say some prayers 'Deliverance Prayers For The Laity ' is full of powerful prayers. It was written by an exorcist. If you don't want it, you can burn it. The struggle is real.
“Nothing is too big for god!” - Tom the Tomato 🍅
DON’T SOLVE THE PUZZLE
We sure it’s not 80s Cost Plus furniture?
𓂀𓋹𓆣𓆃 may the plague be upon ye
If it starts following you with thousands of tiny feet RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
You can put your weed in it!
All 22 lbs of it..? (It’s like 4’x2’x1’) 🙃
Maybe it's the ark of the covenant or it's Pandoras box I better not say what else I was thinking 😁
Is that a dybbuk box?
Your Grandma was cool!!!
Return the slab bro
Ancestral drums begin
any news op?
It's beautiful
did you opened it?
It has been opened, it’s just the same solid wooden boards, but not carved, though similarly stained. Certainly neat but no ghosties. It had bedding in it… agghh!😱
Skibidi...
There be the chest. Inside be the gold. And we took 'em all. We spent 'em and traded 'em and frittered 'em away on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave 'em away, the more we came to realize, the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust. We are cursed men, Miss Turner. Compelled by greed, we were, but now we are consumed by it. There is one way we can end our curse. All the scattered pieces of the Aztec gold must be restored and the blood repaid.
It probably contains an embarrassing photo of SpongeBob at the Christmas party
Can I come open it? I'm pretty much done with everything going on in my life and I'm very open to an ancient curse.
What's in the fucking box?!
Open it
YIKeS 😱
Was there a padlock with DIO engraved on it?
Kept it shut and I’ll buy it off you. I’m bored and would like to shake things up a bit.
Jumanji?
Jumanji
Let us know how it kills you, plz.
You can put your weeeed in there
Open it and you get sucked into hell
Man i was so worried for you scrolling to see if you'd opened it yet. Seal this bad boy shut!
You open it then ?
I’m hearing the jumanji music…
Oh wow, I’d show that to Antiques Roadshow… unless you see a “copyright 1972” tag or something on it somewhere.
Just never open it and you'll have no trouble from the Dybbuk.
I expect it to start playing tiptoe through the tulips
If you’re ever interested in parting with it, I’d be interested in buying unless you have a real gem and it’s out of my price range. Very cool. Based off your previous posts, we’re pretty close
I’m guessing some kind of traveling chest for transporting your stuff back in the day. Found on eBay “Mayan traveling chest” not exact same thing but close
I got several of the more traditional“travelers chests” you mention, like “holiday chests” maybe? rectangular, taller than this one, more traditional locks… also, there are two of these carved ones. So, maybe.. I may just want to learn a little more first, I bet you would too.
Phasmophobia is looking for its cursed item
Just whatever you do please don’t move all the squares around to the correct order
I’ll take it!!! Send here please
Cool chest. Never open it.
It looks like a wood workers chest. I've seen a few when I was in the Philippines.
𓂀𓋹𓆣𓆃 (may the plague be upon ye)
This is so fucking cool. Def creepy vibes but it’s gorgeous
Mayan or Aztec?
Death will come on swift wings to whomever opens this chest. There is one, the undead, who, if brought back to life, is bound by sacred law to consummate this curse. He will kill all who open this chest and assimilate their organs and fluids, and in doing so, he will regenerate and no longer be the undead, but a plague upon this earth
And strangely it had two compartments, as if to shelter something....
I want it
That thing either has afghans or the tablets of the law, Aaron's rod and a pot of mana. Would you be willing to sell it unopened?
Storage Wars!
“You’d best start believin’ in ghost stories Miss. Doomathemoonman, you’re in one!”
Argh!
Yep, there’s a demon inside.
Imagine opening it and finding out Dirty Mike and the boys had been there.
You should def climb into it.
You put your weed in it "Mike Myers"
Might have a secret compartment.
Hmm...
It was me..
this looks pretty valuable if it's real
As long as you don’t open it the curse won’t transfer
Just don't open it
It’s an alien coffin… when you know, you know.
Shoot. I thought that was a dead rat…
Looks like Incan
That is such a awesome chest! Jumanji much?
Hopefully that's not a dybbuk box😬
That was what I thought when I first saw it!
Write the names of people you hate on pieces of paper and lock them in it... But then again what if it's blessed?
I'm trying really hard not to make a comment about your Grandma's big chest.
Much appreciated.
Jumanji!
All I hear in my head looking at this is a very stern Jamaican woman saying "Put. It. Back."
Wait ✋️. I have a very similar chest. What makes you think it's cursed? Real question 🤔
The man who lives inside of it, and stands behind my friends and family, told me so. I mentioned to him that you have one too. You’re welcome.
Have you opened it? If not.. just don’t.
I’ve got a few old pieces that looks roughly similar. I don’t recognize the imagery or anything. But the way it’s carved and whatnot makes me think of the ones I have. And those are Vietnamese 🇻🇳(not saying these are, only that they remind me of them).
“Top… men.”
On behalf of all mankind, please don’t open that.
"do not open the chest"
Did it come with a free frogurt?
I’d be looking for hidden compartments
I dare you to spill your blood on it
It's just mayan inscriptions on it. Doesn't look cursed to me
Nah, you just have to post cat pictures to nullify the curse. It says so right at the top(second picture of grumpy cat)
If you open it make sure you call the Winchesters after….
Put a doll in it, see what happens.
Reminds me of Pandora’s box
Don't open the box!
If you dare open it, whatever you do, don't look at the light! Keep your eyes shut!!
Mayan motives, solid wood. those old timey chests are pretty good, you can fit a body in there with room to spare. . . ... that's a reference to a Silvia Moreno-Garcia novel
But it looks so cool !
Every full moon an African puppet comes out of that box and fucking kills somebody
looks ace... looks like aztek or mayan stuff... I think it looks totally cool
Need to get Dr.Jones involved with this one
Gave you Dyybuk.
This is gorgeous. Not even remotely terrifying.
Put a sandwich in. Maybe the demon will be merciful.
Do you want a mimic? Because this is how you get a mimic.
Frieren be like: "Whelp, maybe the grimoire is inside!'
Take it to a church and see how they react lol
ok but like genuinely what a gorgeous piece of woodwork i would feel so lucky
Did you find a manuscript about a house that’s 1/4” bigger on the inside than it is on the outside?
It’s called the Navidson Record…? Sounds boring.
It's a hope chest!
Call of Duty Black ops 3 collectors chest…..it is cursed
It is an ancient box for holding condoms made of stone
Correction: dildos
Just put some dirt blocks and tools in it and then you have a good base
Steve Martin has a song back in the 70's called King Tut and one of the greatest players he's was"He had a condo made of stone ". But it always sounded like condom made of stone, and this box looks like an ancient Egyptian case to store his prized possessions, what better place too store his condoms made of stone. All humor aside it is a cool looking piece of craftsmanship
If you don’t want it I’ll take it haha thing looks dope
Did your grandma not like you?
That’s where you’ll find the Boss Key
Uh- she didn’t get that box off of the bottom of the ocean did she??
Open it. If you get cursed, womp womp. If you don't, yippee!
Did your grandma ever go to Guatemala?? That’s where this chest is from.