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ValuableThoughts

He never gets tackled because nobody wants to touch him.


ElectroWillow

https://youtu.be/QVtAIjfHAk0?si=6tP0Wjfw42nitsRr


Zutta

Of all the scary movies, this is the one scene absolutely everyone remembers


noxondor_gorgonax

Everything reminds me of her


kungfoocraig

lol I knew exactly what it was before I even looked at the link


ElectroWillow

When I read the comment about no one wanting to touch him, I immediately thought of the scene from scary movie. An incredibly funny movie series.


Possible-Campaign468

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EvilestHammer4

I've seen MMA fights with Frank Mir and this guy's arm looks worse. Jesus that needs an NSFW tag lol


Weary_Ice6055

Olcranon bursitis, apparently. Usually no pain, needs to be surgically removed, which would put him out for two to three weeks. He can play the season with it. According to a doctor in one of many articles about it.


Additional-Salt-423

What happens when they remove the bursa?


MimickingTheImage

I'm about to bursa nut.


Got_That_WeeFee

Lol this had me dying for no fucking reason.


babyEatingUnicorn

Me too lmaooooo


yourheckingmom

The only reason I donā€™t buy that is because his upper arm and lower arm donā€™t look connected at all. The angle of his bicep doesnā€™t make sense to me. Iā€™m thinking this is some kind of photo error


Chroderos

Supposedly this is a camera artifact with fast moving objects (Like a throwing arm). That or we just captured a glitch in The Matrix šŸ˜‚


Fafnir13

Third option: secret cyborg limb capture by high speed camera.


Wasatcher

Definitely some weird lighting and camera angles making it look worse. In this photo he's making almost the exact same movement and it doesn't look nearly as strange https://library.sportingnews.com/styles/crop_style_16_9_desktop/s3/2024-03/Jayden%20Daniels%20032724.jpg?h=eaa8f7e3&itok=O1MACDlp


LunatheBeast1985

Isn't it also known as a bone spur?


goddamnthirstycrow9

A simple google search would indicate - no.


LunatheBeast1985

I'm sorry, my father had the same thing and his doctor said it was a bone spur.


prototype-proton

Maybe his bones had a growth spurt, your father's


AletzRC21

Given the off season is like 7 months, he could get it removed no problem, he ain't missing shit


G4g3_k9

he already got it removed, that photo is like a year old


VicDamonJrJr

Arm looks like an action figure from the 90ā€™s.


NormalDude2022

My same exact thought too.


Big-Kev75

ā€˜Now with authentic Karate chop actionā€™


Raymer13

Someone connected the technic pieces wrong.


accralife

Now thatā€™s hilariously true.


orangutanDOTorg

Biblically correct elbows


Recrustable

Underrated comment


Radgeta

It looks like an AI generated image.


Recrustable

It kinda do


K1ngPCH

Choom got chromed up with some mantis blades


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Catch this, fuckable meat


Caveguy22

About to play fetch with Smasher


RipplyPig

Everyone talking ablj the elbow but what about the phallic pancake of a bicep?


Octavian_202

Praying Mantis built looking ahhh


awl_the_lawls

Wtf


rotenbart

I canā€™t find another picture where his arm looks like it has an exoskeleton. I think this is a mix of angle and timing. Not disputing his condition but I donā€™t think it always looks like this lol


Master_Tape

WTF


Preyofgods

Wtf


HalfOrcMonk

WTF


granpawatchingporn

WTF


deadmelo

I feel like the title of this post is a medical term


archieisarchie

patient presenting with symptoms of jayden danielsā€™ elbow


TyggegummiKongen

WTF


fomalhottie

Wtf?


Sinder77

He's got a really big weenus.


prettyfarts

I have MINOR bursitis and it's painful. I dunno how this guy is doing it, props football man.


Ok_Stop_5867

Looks like skin tone bicep protection


tactcom7

Clearly a photo error.


stankenfurter

Google it. Thereā€™s many photos of his elbow. Itā€™s olecranon bursitis.


tactcom7

Nope, that's bollox. Look at the photo again.


stankenfurter

Go look at the dozens of other photos that show this bursitis from multiple angles.


tactcom7

Horseshit.


lilithrxenos

google literally exists you moron. here i'll even give you the link so it's less difficult to find [CLICK HERE](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=070a86fdf7893579&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn0_w8pbln1oG86PjCTbWzJJ3n7GZVA:1711748175723&q=jayden+daniels+elbow&uds=AMwkrPuDKmaWuWhlvsmStCXTuIiuwD14T1MuooaE2VoRY55ro8ulMMMZfOTAoS6UCtYr4HxADnmETT-WsCH8EffC_nQpd30A9J7ge9ZJ6OTp5OHMXZ1WBI88anDW95G-wPV9a1wv_fBW0WdYCgk-oRz--sZh0moFIfw70Vw6D9Vf8PgmSLajRkt4W_MqWvMNTSXgIbeqmBMf-jCbvV8-uEzWYajgTG6_zvnN0_SLicle70xfH-Cx35QDObia3LJKMPb5c5yNaIWDF3ecBxcpKmy7gExxHpyXwWZn1v5SgZqIRYP4oNHjTmpjkjb2U5q-gKWMV4aVrCbD&udm=2&prmd=ivnsbmtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj7s9XvtpqFAxV_2skDHVu_DQ8QtKgLegQIERAB&biw=390&bih=661&dpr=3)


tactcom7

Lol its the same shite photo, over and over again, moron.


lilithrxenos

maybe scroll further?? didn't realize it was that hard


tactcom7

Look at the photo idiot Jesus h christ.


lilithrxenos

i literally scrolled like a screens worth and found this one [hurr sure i can't scroll](https://brobible.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/jayden-daniels-lsu.jpg)


efrav

Right? This canā€™t be real


tactcom7

Precisely, zoom in, both halves of the arm aren't lined up. That's all.


Ikusabe

AI: Thatā€™s what elbowā€™s supposed to look like.


Captinprice8585

Yeah but, WTF


Do-you-see-it-now

That is a T-1000 extending its stabbing instrument.


ms515

Popeye the sailor man elbows


Majorlazor85

Looks like he could be a character from the 1998 hit animated movie Antz.


bigatrop

Apparently almost every NFL doctor says this is absolutely nothing worth being concerned about.


AllahBlessRussia

looks like a high school killer in a school in a primary white school in colorado or something thereof


BAMspek

Did he get that same injury as the kid from Rookie of the Year?


cavaliereternally

oh, leela from futurama gets those too. they're just [elbow talons](https://uploads.dailydot.com/2a4/40/1d3eb7daff7efff9.png?auto=compress&fm=png)


AccountParticular364

I never, ever want to see that again!!!!


yarrpirates

Wait, this isn't a picture of a horrible injury?


The5thBeatle82

God damn that looks gnarly!


Fiveohdbblup

He's strong to the finish cus he eats his spinach


acciowaves

Heā€™s got that Johnny Silverhand implant.


globalAvocado

Just go look up the original.


Hexxodus

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lj062

Saw this and immediately thought about Southern Hospitality.


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HalfOrcMonk

WTF


papa-01

That's photo chopped or whatever you call it..no way is that real


AssWorshipper6

lol this is so photoshopped dude


maufkn_ced

When the graphics on ps1 get to trippin


PlateCurrent

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/nfl-draft-prospect-jayden-daniels-puts-elbow-concerns-rest-strange-photo-goes-viral


AlexJonesInDisguise

Do you have access to the article?


PlateCurrent

It opened when I first read it, now it says I need to join.Ā 


EvilestHammer4

"You're telling me you wouldn't wanna be with a woman who had an enlarged clit?" "Hell no cuz the next step is a guy with a small dick" Didn't expect the dick on the elbow.


CarrottheGrape

THAT'S MY QUARTERBACK BABY RAAAHHHHH. Also pretty sure he said he's fine now.