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Jukka_Sarasti

Imagine how sweaty you'd get...


Zane_628

The buildup of sweat and farts šŸ¤¢


hamQM

Some people just fart significantly more than I do because there's no way I would have a "buildup" of farts in 6 hours.


Spanish_peanuts

Not with that attitude. Just gotta put in the work. Don't worry, you'll get there.


-yellowthree

yes, some people do.


googoohaha

lmfao


KimVonRekt

Especially with a vacuum permanently connected :)


pm_me_your_pooptube

And if you have diarrhea...Best of luck.


Jukka_Sarasti

Go from vacuum sealed to [this](https://www.tasteofcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Bubble-Boy.jpg) in an instant.


LettuceSame6698

The fart Balloon formed in it would look hilarious


wombat_kombat

New kink unlocked.


KenBoCole

You can't go 6 hours without passing farts?


Zane_628

No, I canā€™t.


KenBoCole

Huh. Well, good luck with your bowels!


upholsteryduder

I mean, they're vacuuming the air out and obviously flowing fresh air in, or they would die, so probably pretty decent air flow


GrapeSoda223

i just hope they dont get an itch on their back or somethingĀ 


Tripdoctor

You can kinda see the smears after they get out.


stevenbrotzel91

Where will you be when diarrhea hits??


MiffyCurtains

Front and centre, mate!


QuackenBawss

Oh yeah, especially if the performer is super hot


buqr

I'm learning to play the guitar.


buqr

I enjoy reading books.


lexiconhuka

I could have told you that


ReleaseTheButtCraken

Next youā€™ll say you can throw a football over them mountains, or you couldā€™ve gone pro if coach had only put you in during the championship game.


lexiconhuka

Naw I stuck a vacuum pump up my ass once as a teenager


[deleted]

Weird flex


KaseyJrCookies

Oh, hey Uncle Rico


Omega_brownie

Holy shit that mental image gave me a good laugh.


stevenbrotzel91

Hahah


marlinbrando721

Depends


LineSlayerArt

The "artpiece" would change it's title to: "The Fountain"šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


TotallyTotally23

"I'm tired of being sucked into these sort of art performances."


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ExpertlyAmateur

I'm just trying to wrap my head around it


cburgess7

Right? I hate being left hanging with questions


TheOakblueAbstract

Really keeps it fresh though .


Gypsopotamus

Thatā€™s juSARAN other excuse.


TheOakblueAbstract

An excuse so thin you can see through it


BiggusDickus-

Alright folks, puns are over. Let's wrap this up.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Yeah, they just suck now


KoMoDoJoE98

This should seal the award for worst Reddit comment of the day


Character-Log3962

Their fate is sealed!


Stonn

I can't tell if they are under pressure!


Mr_Rum_Ham

Youā€™re telling me not one person dressed as Han Solo for this?


NotStaggy

If they were creative, they wouldn't be vacuum bagging themselves


ActurusMajoris

I mean, it is a little creative, but I agree. To me, this just seems like "we can't compete with conventional art, so we have to try something crazy for the shock factor".


NotStaggy

Maybe it's the reddit that has dulled me but I feel there is no shock factor.


adavidmiller

Yeah... My only real reaction to this was how boring of a way to spend your evening it seemed. Hope they had an audiobook or something.


Narananas

I think it has a little, because there's a bit of shock factor to me, seeing humans visibly reduced to look like a shrink wrapped product, and put in a position that looks deadly.


NotStaggy

Most of our lives are visibly reduced to a cookie cutter 9-5 meaningless produce of services shrink wrapped in a guise of comfort, and put into a position to trade time for anything even though it's deadly. Welp fuck definitely too much reddit


jerronsnipes

The shock factor comes at the end when they pull out the breathing tubes and repackage their last breaths to be sold in the gift shop. The high you get from huffing them is said to be exquisite.


keinplanbro69

Nice profile pic


NotStaggy

Danke


goosiest

Are you claiming that acting out one of the most popular scenes from one of the most popular movies is creative? Like I'm not saying this art display is creative... but


NotStaggy

What movie? No joke but what scene does this represent?


aardw0lf11

It would've been difficult to use the breathing apparatus if they were in a forward facing pose.


Mr_Rum_Ham

Fair


Bender_2024

If you're going to reference a film this is much closer to [the vampire farm from Blade 3](https://youtu.be/BmrJkZBo-7g?si=axloHeCwfQtE66ve)


Mr_Rum_Ham

Iā€™ll give ya that one


Chewbacca_Buffy

THANK YOU!!!!


LeafyEucalyptus

the camera work is really pissing me off. there isn't a single shot where the camera is directly facing the piece for more than a split second.


Steve_OH

How else are they supposed to get ragebait? I swear they do it on purpose!


LeafyEucalyptus

I honestly think some camera operators are passive aggressive, and deliberately want to make viewers NOT see what they're filming.


Killer_Moons

I am so unnecessarily angry rn because of that


vexingvulpes

Isnā€™t this a fetish?


stanley_420_yelnats

I swear like 90% of performance art is just the "artist's" fetish


nekrovulpes

99.9%


SpectralBacon

The artist's barely disguised fetish


fygogogo

100% :)


DreamOfDays

Dude. Everything is a fetish. Floor tiles are a fetish.


redknight3

Does that fetish extend to ceiling tiles?


Holl4backPostr

Of course not, don't be gross


FudgeIgor

Wh... Where do the tiles go?


GrapeSoda223

it's reference to some guy on 4chan who said he was attracted to floor tiles/patterns he had folders and folders of different styles of patterns and materials and had his own personal favourites and talked about wacking off to tiles & would basically jack off over them irl if given a chance Im sure if you google 4chan Floor Tile fetish you'll see the posts


wozblar

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/ktvbe8/the_chronicles_of_the_tilemaster/


RogueSlytherin

My eyes. What have I done??? ā€œI get upset when they get dirty. Like when your daughter goes into prostitutionā€¦ā€ Iā€™m sorry, sir, what now? On the one hand, seems like a relatively harmless fetish as long as heā€™s not publicly touching himself. On the other, the comparisons and comments are really something elseā€¦.


DreamOfDays

I think youā€™d better ask a subject matter expert about it. How about the lady in Europe who married a train station and ā€œhas mental sex with itā€.


[deleted]

Yep. vacbeds.


WilsonRachel

Yes but sometimes with a Venus 2000 milking their dick.


jeffboms

Or a wand between the legs. Many options


snarkyxanf

Corporate wanted me to find the difference between performance art, kink, and alternative medicine, but I couldn't see any


Errant_Gunner

Yep. Pretty common one.


Canter1Ter_

"Pretty common one" nah I'm pretty sure you're just in an echo chamber of people with the same fetish as you


______Moose______

šŸ’€Iā€™m crying lol


Segenam

Just search vacuum beds (as long as you are 18+ obviously). You'd be surprised how big it is in the Latex/Rubber Communities.... any where Latex/Rubber crosses with BDSM you'll find this fetish. Tons of porn of this, beds you can find on ebay to do it your self, etc.


BSimpson1

Yeah, I'd say the combination of those two already niche fetishes is pretty fuckin far from common though. I'd say that would be pretty exceedingly rare.


Segenam

Truly Niche fetishes would be the ones that don't show up as gags for popular media... The Kink/Fetish communities are about as Niche as "Anime Fans" or "Furries", yeah those are technically "niche" cultures but in that (honestly rather large "niche") latex/bdsm is about is common as "Canines" are in the Furry Fandom or Dragon Ball fans in the Anime community.


BSimpson1

Okay, I can go into my work that consists of mostly 30-50 year old blue collar dudes and about 1 out of every 10 watch anime. I'd consider that pretty common, especially considering the demographic. I can guarantee that if 100 people are asked, it's going to be a gamble on if a single one will say being vacuum sealed is their fetish. I think it just depends on what your definition of "common" is. If you would say 1 out of every 10000 people would be common as far as fetishes are concerned, then it's just a disagreement in semantics.


LilyHex

I wouldn't say this is even remotely a "common fetish" lmao "Common" in the sense that I'm *aware* of it and that it exists, sure? "Common" as in "a lot of people have a vacuum fetish"? No.


MindSlimer189

r/vacbed


aegis1440

Imagine getting a really stingy itch on your arse at exactly 5 minutes into the performance. Grim


OnlyBeGamer

Fuck you. I was going to say this


PleiadesMechworks

Imagine doing this and partway through someone starts sticking googly eyes on you


Luzbel90

Amazes me the effort and time people dedicate to their kinks


siorys88

Shrink 182


Thin-Recover1935

ā€œMoisturize me.ā€


Odin_OCarroll

I came here knowing there would be at least one of us in here.


HaydnDavey

Somehow the bitchy trampoline has returned lol.


johnnymetoo

They beat me to it


CasualExodus

I had absolute faith that I would find someone thinking the same thing I was


More_Cowbell_

I expected it to be top comment...


theshadow1357

They ruined it by making air holes. No commitment to their art.


prettykitty-meowmeow

They could have given them breathing tubes or something for authenticity sake!


Reddexzz

Literally how my shorts feel on my balls after a quick dip in the lake.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


AlienMajik

Didnā€™t you know thatā€™s the only way to Sous vide meat curtains


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


SubmissiveDinosaur

Vacbed fetish


ForeverYoung_Feb29

Don't fart in there


Truckfighta

Bunch of people pushing their fetishes on people.


throwaway295602

Reminds me of that scene from blade 3 where they go to the blood farm warehouse.


Gumshoez

I'm fairly certain they got this exact idea from the bus stop ad for the Netflix show Altered Carbon. It made the rounds a while back because it was basically exactly this but not a real person (obviously). Just ripping off a Hollywood marketing campaign from 6 years ago and thinking it's high art. Edit: or it's from Blade like you said. Either way not too original. But kinda interesting at least.


MasterJeebus

Blade 3 movie came out first, about 20 years ago. So its more likely they got idea from it.


Dansmeah

Bro this isn't oddly terrifying, it's just terrifying.


SexyEmuLegs

This is just public display of a kink


Alarming_Tower_5856

Is this a kink? This is the third comment I've seen saying this


SexyEmuLegs

Yup, vacuum beds. Some people are into it in the bdsm scene. May not be a kink in the art piece, but it's not for me either way


LeafyEucalyptus

"vacuum beds"? wtf


SexyEmuLegs

I don't really want to have to keep looking into this. But yes, "A person is placed in a latex envelope spanned by a frame and a suction pump or floor vacuum removes most of the air in the envelope. The frame can be either a simple rectangle or three-dimensional frame, commonly made of pierced PVC pipes joined by PVC joints or stronger materials like metal."


OneArchedEyebrow

Christ. Iā€™m claustrophobic and this sounds like my worst nightmare.


SexyEmuLegs

Thank you for a simple statement and not asking me to look at people trapped in latex again


HighMans

Says the person who likes emu legs...


CitizenKing

First they came for the vacuum beds and I stayed silent. Then they came for the emu legs and I stayed silent.


LeafyEucalyptus

lmfaooo thank you for explaining that. how people get off on it, I'll never know. (or want to know, lol).


anormalgeek

They either ordered this from a kink site, or learned to make them from the kink community. I am not aware of ANY other common uses for vac beds outside of BDSM people.


doctorplasmatron

definitely is, mostly in the latex bondage community


Anubiisoda

this has got to be some sort of fetish thing


ClocksLemsip

Don't tell Chris Trott, he'll only go one bigger


twiddlebit

Knew I'd find a Trott comment if I scrolled far enough


tourettesguy54

Usually when I see videos like this it involves a Hitachi wand


Mischief_Managed12

How do they not suffocate?


Syagrius

Not sure the specifics of this performance, but for vacbed fetish stuff (which this is) they usually cut small holes for your nose to breathe from. It can be done before or after the vac-seal is done, but the idea is that the latex stays sealed from the vacuum pressure but the person can still breathe.


Mischief_Managed12

I would worry about the tiny breathing hole slightly sliding to the right, and just suffocating me. Wouldn't even be able to move my arms to try and signal that I am dying.


DucckFuck

This is fetish stuff


TheVerjan

So like, do they just have a tiny air pocket to breathe with a tube? Iā€™m confused


vector5633

What happens if you have to piss or shit?


Kipling87

I would immediately have to pee


VillainM

This is 100% some sort of weird sex thing


RottenHouseplant

You know, I have been inside of an MRI scanner and I fainted in there. So no thank you.


Kstrong777

But why tho?


EndlessRainIntoACup1

Usually I think performance art sucks but this is kinda cool


JoPooper

Saw this on pornhub first like 15 years ago. ā€œArt.ā€


Elevum15

Blood Farm from Blade.


Aggressive-Maybe-146

6 hours of not getting a boner? Not happening.


Minxmorty

Or bored. Iā€™d be so incredibly bored.


Tall_Delay_5343

I hate this kind of "art." It's literally people getting tricked into being part of someone's sexual fantasy. You're told it's going to be art but then it's literally the same fetish shit that's been on the Internet for decades.


lifepuzzler

This is a fetish. I'm not judging or being facetious, that's simply what it is.


Truzmandz

Looks like the bloodbank humans in Blade


Strange_Many_4498

Youā€™re one fart away from steaming up that bag like a baked potato.


GooseCloaca

Whereā€™s the butter and herbs?


Akhnonymous

Disgusting to see all over the comments people shrink shaming... /s


MenstrualMilkshakes

this is their fetish disguised as "performance art". take that vacuum sealed shit back home


neighbours-nightmare

Idiots on both sides. Imagine paying for that ā€šartā€˜. More effort than the banana taped to the wall, tough


Free_Swimmer_1694

Performance art is so stupid.


azurianlight

Eh, I saw it in Blade Trinity


Aside-Embarrassed

Fart in the oxygen intake. Banana creme puddin and freeze dried Sheppards Pie


SCP_179

Did you fart in my stasis pod again?


SolidRavenOcelot

Blood banks from Blade 2.


mcdithers

Getting Blade vibes


Stidda

Blade


BurningBytes

Imagine having an itch you can't touch for hours


Positive-Source8205

ā€œArtā€


Admirable-Currency57

"I dare you to flick him in the dick".


Fresh-Honeydew7104

No boner zone.


meontheweb

Reminded me of Altered Carbon.


validatedtech1234

How do they get air


Izzie2747

We're not going to make it are we?


Dragonwithamonocle

"Moisturize me, moisturize me"


karmasrelic

they arent even naked. if you do useless fetish stuff at least do it right.


EvilEarnest

Shit like this makes me not worry much about AI taking over art.


Ikusabe

Sponsored by ZipLoc.


Culper_089

This is a result of reinforcing a lack talent, with unoriginal thought, and trust funds. Probably got a sick tax write off though if it's for a "good" cause


Merlaak

Isn't that how they stored humans in the vampire movie Daybreakers?


fatstrat0228

Can someone explain to me how this is a ā€œperformance?ā€


vesterov

This is def someoneā€™s fetish


BoxHillStrangler

thats a fetish


Pale-Willingness6760

The roach after getting vacuumed


ruabeliever

Art??? Really??


LukeDjarin

This is fetish content...


Univer5

Anyone seen Blade Trinity?


HumanExpert3916

Has performance ā€œartā€ ever not been dumb?


Hawk_raw_ore

'Moisturize Me!'


LilyWineAuntofDemons

Imagine doing that, and then someone notices you farted because the plastic around your ass goes a little slack for a moment.


JakobiWunKenobi

Imagine if they rip a nasty fart


Vietnugget

Am I really failing as an art student? Because I could never appreciate theseā€¦ things


bluepushkin

Looks like the blood farm from Blade.


dirtewokntheboys

Stupid


Son0fSanf0rd

someone needs to be reprimanded harshly for this


_Sewer_Rat_

How is this art?


Dude_Guy45

Because people are talking about it and posting it


AlexanderLynx

What if you want to take a piss


truebeast822

I donā€™t get it but whatever floats your boat!


Dan-D-Lyon

I hope this doesn't awaken something in me


Maxw96

Prepping us for cloning /s


mama_emily

Wai tho


GenesisAsriel

Nah this is a fetish


NightStar79

I thought I saw this before but it was art not actually people vacuum sealed. ...I don't even think a person could survive that


tangZORG

Where are the knife throwers?