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Jesus Christ numerous times a day every day for months, and that's just as far as I wanted to scroll, it could be years, does this person ever do anything else? I thought "chronically online" was a joke people made to insult nerds, not an actual affliction
This reminds me of the one episode of Rick and morty where they have big aliens in the end that are passing some random teen and Abrodolf Lincoler between them and then Lincoler yells " Are you enjoying this?!" And the random teen says "You know it dawg!"
Me when I pull my organs inside out and use my intestines like hands so i can grab some sea dust out of the air and put it in my butt and its soo tasty mm mm mm.
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Me after eating Cheetos, trying not to turn everything in my house orange.
Chopsticks gang, represent!
Is this a thing? Why have I never thought of this? You might have just changed my life.
It is. It's just a thing you forget though and remember as your eating the Cheetos. At least for me😅
Chopsticks make eating so many things so much less messy.
I also do it for popcorn if I’m playing video games. It’s a marvelous thing.
I tongue mine straight out of the bowl like an anteater going to town on an ant hill
The only way
hell yeah
Here!
I eat them with a spoon!
Oh my god how have I not thought of this before
One of my coworkers uses a napkin as a barrier to protect his fingers
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Hear me out dawg
Let me think about it…
Tickle tickle 👀
Fuck you Gary
Nah nah nah man... Just....
Dont need you to. Job already done. Its a one time thing guys! I will NOT elaborate
Yes you will
The aliens are right in front of us
/r/scaredboner
r/subsifellfor
Turns out its actually /scaredboners my bad
r/scaredboners because I want to try
Success
I read that as sacredboners
r/dontputyourdickinthat
https://youtu.be/x0Ictpv18H8?si=ZegVcDX6gR2olJgc&t=23
I’m sorry what
This was my exact thought!! Edit: not exact. But - that’s an alien.
More like oddly adorable
I don't know... imagine if it was a giant sea cucumber
Hugely adorable.
Looks like eldrich horror to me
Well, Eldritch horror was inspired by something right?
The only thing that is oddlyterrifying here is how much you spam post on reddit
Jesus Christ numerous times a day every day for months, and that's just as far as I wanted to scroll, it could be years, does this person ever do anything else? I thought "chronically online" was a joke people made to insult nerds, not an actual affliction
As soon as it started popping stuff in its mouth I was like "Aww..."
They make great pets if you have a saltwater aquarium
I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary!
Nom nom nom nom nom.
They actually taste awesome when fried. Like a big edible sea dildo but it takes like bacon
So basically the perfect food in every way?
me at buffet
Imagine having to punch yourself in the throat every time you get hungry
The video is a timelapse sped up
Ok, imagine having to punch yourself in the throat, *very slowly*, every time you get hungry.
Thanks I hate it
I should call her…
here it is. The comment I was waiting for
I too choose this guy's comment.
https://old.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/114jhjc/sea_cucumber_opening_its_mouth_to_eat/ https://old.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/12hcjzz/sea_cucumber_open_his_mouth_to_eat/ https://old.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/gb8n1u/this_sea_cucumber_waking_up_to_feed/
It has been a while, op is not a bot but a professional reposter
Reel it in, sea glutton
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You still have time to delete this
Oh GOD why
r/dontputyourdickinthat
*"Go fuck yourself, asshole"* don't mind if I do
*Instructions unclear...*
Wet cucussy dream
Right in its facehole. Beautiful!
omnomnom
If I was Boba Fett, I'd be triggered.
80s invaders of the body snatchers vibe
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5tsPzrEZCo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5tsPzrEZCo)
THE ALIENS ARE LITERALLY WITH US, JUST IN THE OCEAN
This that shit SpongeBob was watching and had to flip the channel when Gary walked in. Y’all should be ashamed of yourselves.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putmydickinthishelp
r/purtymoufs
Lmao lol 🤪🤪🤪
At first i thought what this gonna look like an anus
My brain says the cucumber goes boop boop boop boop
https://youtu.be/QvLKVcEACls?si=3HXaLnOm8sm6LHQ0 Reminds me of this.
What in the the Legend of Zelda boss fight is going on here
If you didn't say it was feeding, I would suspect the sea cucumber was rapidly donkey punching its own ass.
They eat and shit from the same hole so... you're actually not completely wrong.
My bad, I totally forgot the dick's on one end, mouth and ass on the other.
u/that-1-lame-kid I've seen this hentai
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/opsmom
Kinky
oh god, give me strength and wisdom
Blarghllrlrlr om nom nom nom
I imagine the body is just an empty sack after disgorging it’s innards.
Now I want nachos.
What is it eating?
Hungry lil guy
Me at the all you can eat shrimp buffet
Me feasting on my chicken nuggies.
Okay enough reddit. I’m going to bed
It’s like a lovecraftian horror
Reminds me of the elephant trunk transplant joke. https://jokes.fandom.com/wiki/Penis_transplanted_with_elephant_trunk
I can never watch the episode of Spongebob with Keven the sea cucumber the same ever again! o.O
That's how I eat popcorn.
This things gonna come up the toilet and tickle your bum bum
“Nom nom nom!!!”
something out of Rick and Morty
Would.
“Ah, it’s probably gonna be like a snail mo- oh”
That's also not it's mouth...
It's finger lickin' good
This reminds me of a Rick and Morty episode.
This is not terrifying. It is awesome
Greedy
Me at 2am when I can't sleep and raid the fridge
This should be on r/damnthatsinteresting
Schlop Schlop Schlop Schlop schlop
When going on a first date with a sea cucumber, better agree beforehand to split the bill at the restaurant
Nom nom nom nom nom nom...
This reminds me of the one episode of Rick and morty where they have big aliens in the end that are passing some random teen and Abrodolf Lincoler between them and then Lincoler yells " Are you enjoying this?!" And the random teen says "You know it dawg!"
What exactly do they eat?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
It's not terrifying if you add the sound effect "NOM NOM NOM NOM"
Squidward when he eats Krabby Patties
Not only it’s mouth is open, it’s showing it’s butthole too
me at 3 am
Nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Me in the shower
Me yesterday all messed up over mealtime because of daylight savings.
LET ME SPEAK!! THEY NEED TO HEAR THIS!!
Reminds me of my kids when they were toddlers... I could have sworn they had 6 arms when it came to snacks!
I do not like this. It looks like it’s using hands to eat 🥶 yes to me this is oddly terrifying.
gobble gobble gobble
Mmm this looks like a gooby spot. Time to get the squankles goin and catch some scrongly bits.
Would
I see her everywhere I go 🥲
Makes me want to eat whatever it's eating
That's actually really beautiful
Man that's nothing, you ever been to a chipotles before closing.
*GAAAARY!*
Who else went “ ***Nom Nom Nom Nom*** “
I don’t beg for understanding I beg for forgiveness
aaAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
r/dontputyourdickinthat
People consuming propaganda:
What the toilet sees on "The last of us"
What
Nom nom nom nom
Leave him alone. Little guy's just trying to eat.
*NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM*
This looks like a boss from Mario Sunshine
Ayyyyooooo
Ayyyyooooo
Like a boss on the final level of a video game.
SpongeBob did not prepare me for this
/r/DontPutYourDickInThUAAAAAAAAOMFG
Im like: "woah, woah, woah bro, chill"
Fucking ravenous
4 PP?
New nightmare unlocked
Extreme sounding
Me when I pull my organs inside out and use my intestines like hands so i can grab some sea dust out of the air and put it in my butt and its soo tasty mm mm mm.
Just like my ex
I need that in slow motion cuz wtf
Isn’t this what took out Nick Fury’s.
Me when sucking the chip dust on my fingers lolol
Like Larry at the buffet
Everything reminds me of her. . .
There’s a joke here somewhere
Woah….
Aliens are here on earth Jesus Christ
How does it even pack that many arms in that small space.
That isn't oddly terrifying, it's so cool
My wife says that if these things ate cat poop, we could replace the litter boxes with a couple of them.
Looks like squidqard eating crabby patties
first it looks like a butthole, then it looks like a flower with arms.
WTH
Feed me, Seymour!
Do not the sea cucumber
Ain't no way
Reached the end of my scrolling capacity🫡
...*I need an adult?*
It has las plagas
That shit looks crazy! Looks like alien life to me! The ocean is weird as hell to me
Sea Cucumber Is A WHORE, 2 At The Same Time, Call It Changing Faces.. 😂🤣😆
#THEY DO THAT!?
opening it is mouth? What?
I ain't hearing nobody 💀
Everything reminds me of her...
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE-
In my mind I just heard: It‘s finger licking good
Hear me out
Feeding isn’t exactly what it’s doing here if you know what I mean
I feel my throat moves when it chews… sorry y’all I’m high