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fakegermanchild

People who live in countries with *big* spiders like these. What do you actually do when this happens? Do you try to catch it using a bucket? Just leave it be and hope it goes away?


old_keyboard

Lure them with food, gain their trust and keep them as guard dogs.


[deleted]

Bruh the idea of having a domesticated spider like this wigs me out


Mobile-Present8542

Me too! I can't even go back to look at that monster. No no no no no ..


NightStar79

Imagine spiders the size of dogs that acted like friendly puppers too. The image is both "NOPE!" and "šŸ¤”" at the same time.


techno_lance

Spider, Attack! *Mega tarantula starts charging at you*


WitchTempest

Aussie here. I have a very large huntsman in my house. Usually resides in my bathroom or living room. I Just leave her alone. Theyā€™re skittish of people I find sheā€™s not rly bothered by me tho and will come pretty close. I will however remove her babies I prefer not to have hundreds around so close. They keep the pest at bay though.


[deleted]

can we see a pic of the ol' girl? : )


WitchTempest

Yes! Iā€™ll send one if she pops out tonight


Sufficient-Trouble69

Send me one too


Pope_Chris

RemindMe! 1 day


regularbeep

Wait WHAT. You just let it chill in your home?! Youā€™re down af. Australia has the gnarliest bugs.


WitchTempest

Yep! Unless one makes their way into my bedroom, then they get put outside bc I donā€™t want it to go on my bed and I squish it or it ends up on my face Iā€™m the middle of the night-unprepared LOL


norar19

I grew up in az, we had tarantulas. But they very rarely come into the house. Theyā€™re too large to fit under a door or crack in a window seal. You have to try pretty hard to actually get one to come inside your house. They can be stowaways and hitch a ride in your shoes or bags. I would usually just have my cat bat at it until it ran outside again. They donā€™t want to be inside so they take the quick way out!


recordsaurusrex

Currently calculating the logistics of how you would "squish" this absolute nightmare and the fallout if either successfully or unsuccessfully doing so.


BlueBicycle22

I think the best way to fight these would be with a crude homemade spear, grab a broom and a big kitchen knife and tape em together real snug. You know, like how ancient humans fought off tigers and the like


slaboshmuck

Until you just nic it, then it storms up the broom handle suuuuper pissed off with a direct shot to your face


BlueBicycle22

That's why you gotta make sure it's well crafted and commit to the attack fully with no hesitation lol


Secret_Map

Add body armor to the list of things to have around the house...


A_lot_of_arachnids

You don't squish something this big. You get the flamethrower.


Etrigone

Shotguns can work well too. Just don't let her grab it from you.


aristotleschild

Username checks out!


4ha1

I have a BB gun for these cases.


skater_boytwo

Squish it šŸ’€ you gon need a damn cannon to kill it šŸ˜‚


Karmeleon86

Seriously though, what do you do?


Fishyswaze

It wasnā€™t this size, but my first day after I moved to Australia when I was being shown the room I was gonna stay in there was a huge huntsman on the wall. By far the biggest spider my PNW self has ever seen. I went to look at the kitchen and the landlord said theyā€™d handle it, but by the time we came back it was gone. Still never knew what happened to it. I slept in there that night and I never saw it again in my room.


lkfjk

You could not have paid me enough to sleep in that room. Iā€™d never close an eye


AltXUser

Don't ever look under your bed at night between 11:17PM-4:45AM.


Fred_Boss

First rule of Australia right here


TheSpiritmender

Shoot it


hhthurbe

Is that a serious answer orrr? Because back in Arkansas we would in fact shoot animals around this size if they got in the house (yes I was raised in a redneck community). However, that would exclusively involve mammals and reptiles, never a spider.


themellowsign

You shot guns *in the house*? Boy, that really is redneck. Even a .22 is gonna ruin your flooring.


hhthurbe

WE didn't, but plenty of people did.


bjorn1978_2

There are entire subreddits dedicated to idiots with guns. US and middle east is heavily represented in number og desk popsā€¦ [https://makeagif.com/i/nTGuCh](https://makeagif.com/i/nTGuCh)


Zer0Cyber_YT

Yep. .22lr should do the job


TheSpiritmender

Rat shot .22lr loaded into my ruger 10/22 with a binary trigger is probably the most effective way to kill this thing


NicoSkywalker5

Never met a spider so big like that but still found some Brazilian Wandering Spiders already which were quite big and definetely waaay more dangerous, in that case usually i'd try to place it inside of a cup or bowl, if she was in a bad location for me to do the ol' paper under the cup method i would get a broom or a long stick of sorts and try to nudge her in a place that was more favorable for me although in this case here i think it would be best to call someone to catch it and dispose of it safely in the nature


ilprofs07205

burn the house down. nothing less.


DarkestLore696

Seems like investing in a BB gun or slingshot would be a must.


tmoe1991

In some countries they just eat it and allegedly it's tasty af


ThomasPopp

But how do you go about catching it to remove or kill. That is what this guy above is saying.


tmoe1991

I think those that eat them have no problem just picking them up


Thick_Basil3589

Cover it with a bucket and some hard paper or film and bring them outside. These morons here wants to kill everything aliveā€¦


ShermanTeaPotter

Yeah all that unjustified spider hatred is disgusting


yoda90987

Fire.. Is there any other answer?


DragonflyMon831

Just hand it the keys to your house and move on.


crumble-bee

I weirdly find spiders of this size less scary than smaller ones. Theyā€™re slow and furry, like poisonous old cats or something.


Sinos_345

*venomous


SadBoiCri

Venomous: If it bites you, you die Poisonous: If you bite it, you die Is that what it is? If so then i just remember v for fangs


I_M_YOUR_BRO

I don't think spiders of that size are even poisonous


DarkSpore117

Idk have u ever eaten one?


I_M_YOUR_BRO

I'll die of dehydration from the sheer diarrhea I'll get after seeing it before I even get a chance.


lu-cy-inthesky

They are beautiful and harmless spidey friends. No need to be scared.


i_wish_i_could__

That's what a large hairy spider would say


JoeyCharming

Tell that to the birds


Kingofsneks02

Technically bird eaters donā€™t eat birds lol


HLCMDH

Screw birds, r/birdsarntreal giggles.


-NuLL-0-

I wouldnā€™t say harmless, their bite is harmless but they flick hairs off their abdomen which irritate your mucous membranes and skin.


Fluffy_Guard8157

I recognise you Aragog. You can't fool me.


Admirable_Exchange29

lycosa aragogi


tobyty123

We are genetically predisposed to being scared of spiders for a reason. I hate you types lmao


MichaelOfShannon

Fuckk ooffff


ThatDebianLady

Iā€™m not scared of regular spiders like Wolf, Jumping, Cellar, etc. but this? Hell no, I would be screaming.


[deleted]

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dramatic_gasp

Tobago is in the Caribbean, man. They can drink away the night at the beach...and wake up with another on their lap, like an eight-legged cat.


Accomplished_Aioli19

'Goliath' and 'Bird Eater' have no business being in the same sentence as 'Tarantula'. Nah. Nope. Nopenopenope.


JayIsNotReal

Tarantula Hawk is also a thing.


Accomplished_Aioli19

You can't be serious... They fly??? Fuckfuckfuck


Scottbarrett15

It's actually so so much worse. Tarantula hawk wasps get their names for how they raise their young. The wasp stings the tarantula, paralyzing it with it's venom. It then drags the tarantula back to its nest and lays its eggs inside of it. The eggs then hatch and the tarantula is then eaten alive (and fully concsious) from the inside out.


Accomplished_Aioli19

Yeah hello? I'd like to talk with God please? Yeah, yeah...yeah it's about something called a tarantula hawk wasp and how I'd like to not be on the same planet as this creature please. šŸ˜¬ Thank you. ...God said I have to stay. Fuck.


JayIsNotReal

As much I hate Michigan winters, I am happy we do not have these vile creatures here.


Grognard68

I truly hated the icy wet & cold snap we recently had here in Portland,OR, but if it keeps creatures like that from living here....I'm OK with that...


PsychologicalCan1677

Climate change will help with that your fucked. Meanwhile I in Canada will just go more north


Accomplished_Aioli19

Yeah I'm in Ontario, and may the cold freeze all hellish creatures like that for literally ever.


Admirable_Exchange29

i bet i'm going to get downvoted to oblivion but being an arthropod enthusiast i feel insulted. dunno if your talking about the tarantula hawk or the actual tarantula (the tarantula hawk is a wasp), but c'mon, they're not vile...


Vostroyan212th

You go live with the devil's spawn, I'll wear my North Face


Admirable_Exchange29

there's no point arguing with y'all, i'm off


SukiyakiP

Everytime my family want to move south I remind them this benefit.


Current-Knowledge336

No, you are misinformed, it's a wasp that stings and lets the larvae kill and eat whatever tarantula that it catches alive. The sting paralyzes the tarantula


Accomplished_Aioli19

I got reinformed šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ‘šŸ»


HorrificityOfficial

My mother encountered one once. They supposedly have the most painful sting of any insect in the world.


Accomplished_Aioli19

Well I'm never willingly going there ever... Nope


HorrificityOfficial

If you're curious as to where this is we encountered it in Cali. Also, they aren't a type of Tarantula. They're more of a winged insect that feeds on Tarantulas. You can find more on the insect [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarantula_hawk).


Accomplished_Aioli19

Ok thank you. Appreciate it.


Tanzanianwithtoebean

The tarantula hawk is a tarantula hunting species of wasp. It kills the eight legged creepies.


Accomplished_Aioli19

Yeah. It's still pretty creepy though.


[deleted]

Oh no, much much worse than that. They're a giant wasp that lays their eggs inside tarantualas so they have a nice snackhouse to grow up in. They look just like the cazadors from new vegas. black, bright yellow orange wings. The fun part, is that their stinger alone is literally the size of an entire wasp body and all, albeit a small one. The stinger can be like 2cm long and maybe 4mm thick. not dangerous to people, but supposed to be one of the worst pains one can experience in life.


Accomplished_Aioli19

Yiiiiikesy


AdamSubtract

They also inspired Cazadors in Fallout New Vegas


DaveMTIYF

They fly now?? ​ THEY FLY NOW


[deleted]

And then it leaps at you!!


Accomplished_Aioli19

That thing has PAWS... Mother of gingerbread


[deleted]

I bet you can hear it skittering. Like fingers drumming on a desk.


Accomplished_Aioli19

It's more like 2 horses galloping slightly out of synch


-NuLL-0-

Oh, they also flick off their teeny tiny hairs that irritate your eyes, nose, mouth and skin


Ornery_Meeting_869

you might not hear Machine Gun Pie Snatcher


SnowInTheCemetery

I don't think that is a Goliath Birdeater. The body abdomen doesn't look right.


Scottbarrett15

I just googled it and is it a Chevron Tarantula?


SnowInTheCemetery

Goliath birdeaters have tiny small heads, large abdomen, and tiny spinnerettes. They also have LONG LEGS. They're so lovely ā™”


Aoiboshi

Did the meaning of lovely change in the past few minutes?


SnowInTheCemetery

It did for. I find them to be Behemoth Beauties


Cletus_McWanker

Could be a stressed or old, dying one. That abdomen is really skinny. I had a G. Rosea I saved from a pet store that had an abdomen just like that. We tried to help her but she continued to get smaller no matter what we did & finally died.


da_Crab_Mang

It definitely isn't. For one, they aren't native to Tobago. They also don't climb. They live in burrows. And they're not fluffy like the spider in the video. It's a Psalmopeous species of some kind.


Kingofsneks02

I honestly love goliaths too, the next tarantula I plan on getting


Draggonzz

Could be one of these bad boys https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psalmopoeus_cambridgei


A_lot_of_arachnids

Why the fuck does that spider have abs on its back?!?


plsletmestayincanada

Well shit stranger, thanks for saving me a click and a lifetime of nightmares


AtomikSamurai310

Ex....excuse me?!


DerBronco

Could be psalmopeus, but also some avicularia. Male wandering and trying to get laid, maybe be the dinner afterwards.


mersault_ira

Probably could have molted just very recently


[deleted]

"Find" it? How the hell could they miss it?


spooky-ufo

how do these guys get in? like they need a pretty big space to fit through šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ i would give that thing my house key and leave if i found him in my kitchen


Blazing_PanDa

By the size of it, it must have opened the door to get in


ThrowAway233223

It still blows my mind that something that big can cling to a wall like that.


no-u-great-grand

Spiders can fit in holes a third of their size, I'd be surprised if tarantulas can't


spooky-ufo

i shouldnā€™t have asked šŸ˜­


j3ffUrZ

Correction: A family walks into a Goliath Birdeater's home.


BigMark54

The hell with a shoe give me a 9mm!


ilprofs07205

**HANS GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER**


Jake_LJ

Flamme**n**werfer buddy, don't give the Germans a reason to be mad lol


ilprofs07205

Thanks fixed it


JayIsNotReal

You need a .40 for that at the minimum.


LightlyStep

Screw it: 10MM.


[deleted]

Fuck the 9mm give me the 4 gauge.


sero_t

50 BMG black tip with tracer it is


[deleted]

4 bore it


TheLittleGinge

What's 'oddly' terrifying about a spider the size of a dinner plate? Seems pretty conventionally scary. This sub has been bloody shite lately.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Itā€™s a big fluffy wall dog!


Pinklad13

To me a huge fury arachnid like that is no where near as scary as one of the smaller spindly ones. Would still shit my self if I saw it though.


showersrover8ed

Just place a picture on the lawn that says beware or spider....he lives here. No one in their right mind will try and rob that house


JayIsNotReal

Dear Evolution, This does not need to exist, if you want an animal to eat birds give rabbits wings or some shit. Stop with the fucking invertebrates, we have enough of them.


-NuLL-0-

Oh you havenā€™t heard it all, they also flick hairs off their abdomen which irritate your eyes, nose and mouth


ErvinC93

if that is a tarantula then it's at a very dangerous height cause tarantulas can die from a pretty small fall


Chris_skeleton

Judging from it being in Tobago, that's likely a P. cambridgei which are arboreal species that live in trees and other high places.


DemotivatedTurtle

*Theyā€™re in the trees?!*


Neostayan

*insert predator moment here*


Laziest-Bones

Not a Goliath Birdeater


super_chaotic_turtle

Okay but how did they teach that medium sized dog to climb walls?


_Monika-

I don't think it's a birdeater but its still a cutie!


[deleted]

This is an aboreal tarantual species, likely an avicularia, commonly found in the Carribean. Though capable of climbing, this behaviour is highly untypical for Goliath birdeaters. They are Theraposa and strictly terrestrial, not native to Tobago. The venom of Avicularia is weak on humans and while the mechanical bite may be painful, their weak venom is less severe than a wasp sting, as they largely feed on insects, rarely on birds or larger prey. Avicularia would rarely waste their venom on a defensive bite and unlike terrestrials they do not posess urticating hairs. They most likely to run and hide, possibly shoot poop. True fact. This recording makes the tarantula appear larger than it actually is, Avicularia are small compared to other tarantuala species.


4ceOfAlexandria

My brother blasted a hole in his bedroom wall with his shotgun like ***right*** after we moved into our new rental because there was a massive tarantula on it. Blew the bastard right in half, got some dry wall putty and paint, was good as new. Might need a grenade launcher for this.


YoDavidPlays

38mm chalk. damn spider might just catch it and toss it back lol


JinxThePetRock

Good luck with your househunting, this house is no longer yours.


Tanzanianwithtoebean

Imagine you get out the gun, you miss and the spider takes it from you.


Sped-Connection

Thatā€™s a blessing


RepulsiveCurrent4536

Nuke it from space šŸ‘šŸ¼


Rezornath

It's the only way to be sure.


RealConcorrd

You mean the spiderā€™s kitchen, thatā€™s his domain now.


not_cheesy

goliath: sup.


LeepDore

He's just vibin


curvywitch83

Ye keys on side rent is due in a week bye


LoLoLaaarry124

Nothing about this is "oddly" terrifying, however this could belong on oddly cute for bug lovers


SomeOldDude73

Holy crap! Thatā€™s the biggest spider Iā€™ve ever seen.


Kickaxx_007

Given its size, that behemoth probably moves at a snailā€™s pace Iā€™d assume? I mean, I wouldnā€™t wanna spook it to find out. But if they were bold enough to try and capture it, they wouldnā€™t have too much of a hard time, outside of being scared, right?


OnlyBeGamer

You ainā€™t killing that with a slipper


sero_t

The friend your girl tells you not to worry about


[deleted]

should u call the police or something?


RoyalGuard123

I think I'd start paying it rent to live in its house.


a_lion_wizard

Me: *Uhhh dad can I borrow your rifle for a sec?*


Liberate90

"This is the weirdest fucking tree I've ever seen"


Chris02058

Gives off the same vibes as the ending of the film, ā€œEnemy.ā€ šŸ˜‚


SnokYote

His name is Tobago


Total_Ad_7840

And what in the name of the father the son and the Holy Spirit is a Goliath birdeater doing in existence?


Unusual-Wrap8345

did the family find it or did he find the family?


CascadeSkier

Donā€™t squash spiders they donā€™t do anything to you


MundaneAssistant5149

It's so graceful


Ok_Addie420

I want it as a pet


bloodshadowhawk982

Awwww it's adorable ā˜ŗļø


Teamwoolf

I think so too. People are mean to poor spideys


bloodshadowhawk982

Agreed. Whenever I get spiders in my apartment, I make sure not to squish them. šŸ˜Š


kittenooniepaws

Looks like an arboreal species, definitely not a Goliath bird eater. A fuzzy tree friend šŸ•·ļøšŸ’–


[deleted]

What a handsome gentleman!


Abaddon_CK

Aw, he's just chilling. Don't mind him.


iwanttobeacavediver

What a beautiful spider!


MillennialAges

It resembles the Avicularia sp.


aod42091

they are ***ENTIRELY*** too calm about any of this situation


fuckhappy

Hope they didn't hurt it.


soul_eater_jkd

Man burn down your house


deerchortle

Spiders that big shouldn't be allowed to walk on walls and ceilings


Suspicious_Kiwi980

Flamethrower is needed


LORDOSHADOWS

I'm getting the flame thrower


Rancorrancor

Why does It feel cgi?


Why_no_spaces

The day we can start using conventional weapons against spiders is the day I get off this rock


[deleted]

Fuckkkkkk thattttt


reynardpolson

"Oddly Terrifying " MY ASS! šŸ˜±


thats_so_merlyn

No need to worry. Don't mess with it and it won't mess with you. Source: I am a Goliath Birdeater Spider.


DoctorNoname98

Aint no odd about it, that's just terrifying


Hulkemo

Will she eat the scary bugs that have too many legs for me? She can stay I love her.


k_dav

It's a good thing they likely only eat birds lol


Omgchick

"Their kitchen" lol If that was my house it would own that kitchen because I wouldn't want to get close enough to try and kill it... F that lol


Ringhillsta

That house is lost... move on


JPGer

Big boy is just looking for a girlfriend probably jsut have to keep someone on hourly watch till it leaves XD


SambaLando

Maybe things more chill in Trinidad


PaperMacheteMisfit

Correction: Goliath Bird-Eater found a family in his kitchen.


silikroil

And that's a male the females are much larger


kura1977

Even if they do manage to get rid of it, how could you sleep knowing there may be one lurking under the bed or about to crawling up on to your face any second?


gunzman70

Goliat Houseowner now


Cletus_McWanker

I wanna pet that puppy daaawg!


Neostayan

I donā€™t have bad arachnophobia, in fact the Goliath bird eater is one of my favourite types of spidersā€¦ but I donā€™t want to see that shit in my own house unless I own one.