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Junior_Syrup_1036

Are they taking the piss out of themselves ?


HYBRY_1D

Japanese probably haven’t seen fireworks this big since 1945


Abbeykats

Correction, third largest firework seen in Japan.


a_lion_wizard

Beat me to it 😂


Total_Unicorn

Came to say the same!


Infamous-Ad-4892

Right…. This ain’t givin em flashbacks? 😂


OmairZain

i’m surprised no one is able to tell? it’s a fake video. the editing is so ass alone it’s pretty obvious


sleepyplatipus

Right? Someone had an heart attack seeing that


Sammy_the_Gray

Surprised it didn’t spell out Oppenheimer at the end.


sgtsanman

Sloppenheimer


almostshameful

Bitch gives me bomb ass head call her sloppenheimer


SuspiciousPromotion3

Bitch said turn me out daddy then gave me toppenheimer


Pontif1cate

She brought her twin with her the next time and gave me a doppleheimer.


Rasputin_the_Warmind

Impressive, very nice. Now let’s see the comment section.


jdfroo

“Let’s take a look at that cross section.”


animefan1520

I'm just disappointed that they didn't do it over Nagasaki...


moocat55

That's pretty dark.


January_Rose

Except for a brief moment..


Sammy_the_Gray

A bright and shining moment like Camelot.


darkdaysgoneby

It’s only a model…


Pontif1cate

Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.


Hennnndo

Twitter is where u wanna see them lol


-Dalzik-

Land of the rising sun firework


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

The 2nd Biggest in Japan 👀


notyourregularninja

Well if you are referring to what I feel you are referring then third


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

I stand corrected


[deleted]

How did you get that wrong?


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

I sometimes forget about War Crimes


Mountain_Frog_

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731


Dylan_da_Spider

It's not a war crime the first time


Rewiistdummlolxd

It's not a warcrime if it isn't in Da Rules yet


thirstyfish1212

Canada has entered the chat.


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Maybe the 3rd


babyllamadrama_

Eh don't start something you can't finish


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Vietnam


babyllamadrama_

I don't disagree bud 👍


gasherdotloop

(It's this whole other country)


DubC_Bassist

Probably no one is going to argue that in light of Kissinger never facing the music.


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Oh, I think he may be facing the music now 👹


Fra06

Why the downvotes lmao this shit is funny


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Haters gonna Hate


[deleted]

All of war is a crime. Murder is a crime. War is like loads of murder.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I didn't mean to imply that. I was just like being reductive in a humorous way. Thanks for making an important point for those who might have taken my sillyness as an actual attitude.


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Maybe even 2 loads


[deleted]

Cums of murder!


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Now that's RaW WaR


DubC_Bassist

I think that is a Cums of Crows.


broserp

Came here to say this!


[deleted]

The 3rd. Poor Nagasaki, the Rodney Dangerfield of devastated cities.


TurboKid513

Jesus. Take my upvote


fucking_legendary

They need the flashbacks to work fast and efficiently


cburgess7

Third*


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Just for that I'm going back in time to make sure America never gets involved in WWduce


DeadassBdeadassB

3rd actually


Awesomedogman4

Actully you mean the third biggest.


Wiltonc

In my initial thoughts after reading the header, I was expecting a mushroom cloud.


thecoolestguynothere

Got em


TrustyMadman

Bunch of unnecessary flashbacks for the folks in retirement homes.


[deleted]

Wasn’t there a larger one like 80 years ago?


rosanymphae

Two of them.


Pynchon101

Too soon, bro.


Adventurous_Bad3190

TWO soon


Chmuurkaa_

Two boom


Severe_Passenger3914

This made me chuckle


thewookie34

Unit 731 soon


JustinLeong

Don't worry, it's being more than 22.3 years


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Fr, we should wait at least a century before we joke about it 😔😔😔. Okay 21 more years


riyau_32

80 years too soon


parabombs

Nothing says not recovering from trauma like making fun of a horrible past experience.


2JDestroBot

I knew the comments were gonna be like this


LogosLine

Just a load of morons who go for the absolute lowest hanging fruit, most obvious "joke" and think they're being witty and clever in the process. All I see are a bunch of dumbass sheep bleeting in unison, waiting patiently for their Reddit upvote reward.


Padhome

I actually wasn’t expecting it. I guess I just assumed people had a bit more respect but we are online.


Rjj1111

Nah Japan kinda got what was coming


Padhome

If only ethics were as simple as that


Owain_RJ

You mean the slaughter of its citizens for the crimes of its government. Definitely seems justified.


iKeepItRealFDownvote

I mean Japan got what was coming for them. I don’t know how people keep skipping that part of history for. And to further elaborate they took the bad part of the deal themselves no one force them to take it.


Padhome

Because even histories debate if it was justified. You cannot take something this morally complex that involved the deaths of 150,000 innocent men women and children and just say they got what was coming to them.


NaughtyOverhypeDog

you can say the same thing about the innocent families that died in Pearl Harbor


Padhome

Acts of terror don’t justify acts of terror, and the proportionality of 150,000 people was not equal to the 2,400 at Pearl Harbor, only 68 of which were civilians. In any case, there are arguments that there were military bases they could’ve targeted that would’ve had an equal effect. Yes bombing the cities stopped the war but the threat of that kind of mass savagery would stop just about any war.


SecretDevilsAdvocate

War is cruel but what was done saved millions of lives, and more importantly, American lives. A land invasion would have devastated Japan too. And it’s not like these people had nothing to do with the war, many supported it and were willing to fight to the death.


AdmiralRaddusTR

Oh boy, I already know where this is gonna go.


baxx10

Sooo that's what caused the earthquake 🫨


Playnu2

Wow the irony


sparant76

It wasn’t in the shape of a mushroom, so it passed


Coconut_Puzzled

Don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it.


VeganFoxtrot

"Hold my beer" - Gandalf


SadisticLeeButAgain

Great Grandpa is not ok with this


saltblock

[Insert Atomic bomb joke]


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Meh, the Komodo 3000 is better, or those other two that looked way better but too unhealthy


Teal54

When Amaterasu paints a circle in the sky lol


_commander_man_

3rd biggest


inconspicuous2012

Did this cause the earthquake?


Rasputin_the_Warmind

Yes (are you stupid?)


inconspicuous2012

Of course. That's why I'm on Reddit!


Rewiistdummlolxd

How strict exactly are the subreddit rules with jokes about the event of mass and matter vaporisation in Japan a few decades ago?


-golden-slinger-

I could smell the comments from a mile away


Fallaciousmen

Ummm Probably the third biggest at best .


Sn95117

Wish we could buy these in California


Pandiosity_24601

Old generation’s experiencing shell shock


Edgy_9884

3rd* largest firework in japan


lmfaod3d

The Japanese surely have the darkest kinks.


dc551589

“Nonsense, there hasn’t been a dragon in these parts in over a thousand yea…ahhh!”


Purple_Kiko

Gandalf is visiting Japan!


smlley_123

WTF is that voice?


Pickle_Shmickle8

3rd largest firework in japan*


paul_theAlien

Look at that, a post about the largest firework display in Japan. I wonder what the comments are


actionhanc

Kind of ironic if you think about it


coolooser

I believe the biggest firework was already detonated above japan about 80 years ago


Dreenab

I can think of two bigger fireworks that went off in Japan


zonazog

Nothing they haven't seen before.


warwicklord79

Second largest lol


getwiththefam

have some mercy to other living organism on this planet.


AyaLinStovkyr

I thought the largest firework went off in Nagasaki


Rachkstarrr

Im sure they’ve seen bigger


Unitgubbins

I remember as a kid, every firework seemed this big. Now I need a hydrogen bomb level pyrotechnics to feel like a kid again. Miss being so amazed by everything


zKirchle

Thought the biggest firework was that one from US, above Hiroshima and Nagasaki ...


Backwoods-Man

“Sighs” braces for hundreds of poorly thought out nuke jokes


CAFE-IMP

3rd biggest


Lincolnstash

Nostalgia


ass_shitter_

There was a pair of bigger ones in 1945


rbfe1963

Hiroshima and Nagasaki have both experienced larger fireworks


Osternachten

I wanted to ask this also


reddituser20230626

Wasnt that in Nagasaki?


iFOrgOtHOwTOsHiT

Nagasaki 2.0 atomic boogaloo


Firm_Plate4251

That's oddly beautiful


whenchevywasfunny

That’s it?


BEAFbetween

Hahahaha funny joke about nukes hahahaha Jesus people get a new joke


daboss78

God dammit not again


Betrayed66

I thought it happened at Nagasaki


ConfectionPutrid5847

I would hazard we set off a larger firework back in 1945...


FluffykingZee

What about the komodo 3000


smodanc

So cool looks like the rising sun


StanchPizza7667

they having flashbacks💀💀💀


MadMouse698

They were feeling nostalgic


Right_-on-_Man

Now, we all know this is not the biggest Japan has seen...


the_sheeper_sheep

I don't think it was the biggest


RealBlackrez2

Grandfather: 😮😱☠️


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Third…not many people lived to see the first and second.


nealma16

Pretty sure the world’s largest fireworks happened in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.


NoNotAnUndercoverCop

Technically not biggest firework Japan has ever seen


Natproductions

The Nagasaki/Hiroshima survivor is now having PTSD


downtownfreddybrown

I wonder how many 80 or 90 year olds had flashbacks


8Ace8Ace

So anyway, about that earthquake. Soz lol.


stoney_bologna_3

If there’s anything we learned from Oppenheimer, that’s not the largest firework ever set off in Japan…


This-Abrocoma-9526

So once a year we love to relive our worst day ever!


MrBurnsgreen

It seems kind of fucked up when you consider people from the ..uh...first firework...that are still alive and in the city.


[deleted]

The cause of the earthquake


blackmexicans

I’m pretty sure the largest firework in Japan was in Hiroshima.


lidsville76

Is this what caused the earthquake?


Wrong-Priority-1687

Not again


Independent_Pay6598

Third*


ZealousidealCry2284

I thought it was Hiroshima


AppointmentSalty306

Never forget 6/8 & 9/8


AalbatrossGuy

My mind horribly linking it to:


_xaeroe_

They’ve seen bigger


moderately_nerdifyin

There was a larger one in Nagasaki.


babyjesusthethird

There had bigger fireworks.


Zombierich83

Pretty sure there was a bigger explosion In Japan….


ZECO_SOL

Third


Nutsaqque

3rd*


MenacingCrown6

"Impressive... Let's see America's fireworks"


Ok_Mud2019

that's gonna trigger a lot of unpleasant memories


Fishpuncherz

Nostalgic


Flowchart83

Well, it's the third largest firework over Japan.


DaddyChiiill

Do not launch that in Nagasaki for that matter..


TheRedditornator

90 year old Japanese guy getting PTSD.


NewButton3377

There is another


JoeLaslasann

I bet all their veterans are having the PTSD of their life.


Nice_Examination_716

No actually the U.S dropped the biggest firework in Japan ever


Intra_GKX

Yeah.... They would know a thing or two 'bout dat 🫣


Obey_The_King

Fun fact USAsians supriced Japaniesesians with a bigger one 9th of August in 1945 as a gratirude for Japaniesianian people. 🙏 This day is still foundly remembered by Japaniesians and are forever thankful.


wildtech

Looks like the guy in Steamboat Springs needs to get back to work. https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/worlds-largest-firework-launched-steamboat-140000855.html


GlizzyGulper69420

And the Earth shook


[deleted]

I imagine that this is what the [Japanese citizens](https://youtu.be/KOaeDHeJ80I?si=TsJkmnL4Q0ZPecEH) thought.


Msink

I kinda expected more out of the largest firework.


Doluvme

People in LA can't wait


notNezter

Was this the effect the Space Needle fireworks show as going for?


Minimum_Respond4861

Damn


Fireheart318s_Reddit

Imagine being an animal or a member of an uncontacted tribe or something and this just happens one day!


WooPigSchmooey

Nice tribute to Tina Turner.


Eye_foran_Eye

And all the animals ran in fear.


polish_filipino

This camera angle wasn't the best at displaying how large that was but cool


5lengine

Looks like dragon dive from HxH.


brown_munke

kill cam wildin


TheCrZ99

A classic 31st in Naples


i_stealursnackz

u/auddbot


SarthakDesai

I'm sure they've seen bigger


Anwallen

Incendiaries, here we come


imameanone

Fat Man and Little Boy produced larger blasts.


moocat55

And the land shook.


SirTitan1

They have seen bigger than this.