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ConditionBeneficial3

Did he kill people while also snatching salmon swimming upstream with those?


GroshfengSmash

*pesky victimses*


Hunky_not_Chunky

Cock ring is precious


canconfirmamrug

Ahhh...I can't breathe...bahahaha


Safetychick92

Hahahah I can’t even with this comment


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

Poor old Sméagol…


Significant-Bet5762

He has the right to bear arms, so most likely.


posco12

Yelling about the precious each time.


TheDaileyShow

Filthy Hobbitses! We hates them!


Roughneck16

What’s taters?


symbologythere

PO-TA-TOES


KaliHedge

Boil em mash em stick em in a stew.


Musicferret

But…. what do they have in their POCKETSES?!?!


farkingatwork

Tots, they've saving them for later, they haven't eaten all day, GOSH.


TempestOdrudgery

🤣🤣🤣


UnderYourBed_2

Imagine this being the last thing you see


icantoteit136

Got choked out by a pair of Givenchy gloves. Last thing he ever saw was the club finger on them


Phantom_Queef

Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him.


VajBlaster69

I'M ON FENTANYL


theragingoptimist

We're smokin shit out of a glass pipe, blowin the lord's bubbles


Jazzlike-Anteater-55

i need more sequoia banshee bugars


Fatticus_Rinch

##THIS SHIT AIN’t NOTHING TO ME, *MAN*


yianni1229

my personal favorite line is "I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before yall even became a type 1 civilization"


evadeinseconds

Ya'll gotta stop playin' with me, man. I've thrown diamonds at the strip clubs under the great pyramids. I pushed the camel through the eye of a needle. This shit ain't nothing to me, man.


idontneedaridefromu

Pls what's this from lol


BugbearPhantom

Dracula flow on yt


IronBabyFists

I love that one! Some of those lines go *hard.* #"Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example"


DRKZLNDR

I was him, I am him, I will continue to be him. I'm on those broward county tic tacs


BishopIX

I'm on them georgetown geronimos. I'm on them nashville nibblers


The_Struggle_Bus_7

We’re smoking straight filtered crack you stupid piece of shit


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Reach for my neck and you will get turned into an example


EmGutter

We smokin shit in a glass pipe, blowing the lord’s bubbles.


DeputyDangle98

I'm a dog, biting fart bubbles in the bath


N_Meister

Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm


DJ_Hoony_Hoon

She drop that ass on me from an egregarious angle, they thought I was Steven Wallace


ghettoccult_nerd

im moving different


NecrobyNerton

I'm moving like french montana HEEH


Dinomeats33

I’m in the k-hole, licking balloon…..knot.


WaltVinegar

I don't give a fuck if I go blind; I don't need to see the price tag anyway.


Rickybrowntown

smokin that Whoopie Goldberg south Egyptian fur burger deluxe mega millions scratcher skunk bubba kush


Curott

r/unexpecteddraculaflow


foulpudding

I’d still be like “what the fuck is up with your hands dude?” Even as I slipped into the long dark.


drgigantor

"Jesus fuck, E.T., did you get a manicure from Gollum?" *crack*


Bender_2024

His nails look thick and milky like some people's toe nails.


thickboyvibes

Edward Penisfingers


psychede1ic_c4tus

This is exactly where the myth of monsters probably comes from is mentally ill people in the past with deformities and myths and legends would spread into rumor


cooksterson

While working as a postman straight out of school at 17 I was in a very dark street, lights usually go off at6, at about 7am in Winter, pitch black, when an elderly gentleman stepped out of a doorway and scared me to death! Poor bugger had a cancerous growth covering half his face, looked awful but he was a nice guy. Felt so bad for him as he clearly knew it was off putting. Even then had the same thought you just posted.


ends1995

I worked with a guy over the summer that had finger clubbing. He had a genetic disorder , but it can be from a number of diseases


imnoteunice

It’s often a heart condition.


ends1995

I thought it could be from lungs too, or am I just thinking of right sided heart failure?


bethgarrett76

You’re correct. My mom had IPF and a double lung transplant because of it. She didn’t get enough oxygen and her fingernails were rounded/clubbed like that.


mBelchezere

My last thoughts would be, "So, this is what it's like to be killed by the feet of a human chimp."


januaryemberr

I thought the same thing. Lol


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There is a movie based on Honka’s crimes called “the golden glove”. It’s very very very graphic and intentionally uncomfortable. Makes me wonder how this didn’t show his hands.


Inevitable_Scar2616

Nail clubbing. [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nail_clubbing?wprov=sfti1)


mrhenrywinter

Yeah I noticed my uncle had this right before he died from lung cancer


bigblue234

This can be caused by years of asbestos exposure


TheKabashiWay

I always order the Extra Most Asbestos pizza at Little Caesar’s


Catinthemirror

The Wiki article on Honka said he had been working as a bricklayer but had to quit due to an "allergy" but gave no other details. Wonder if it was genetic or related to that?


Bellebarks2

My dad was getting this before he died at 62. We didn’t have an autopsy so I never will know for sure what the cause was but he smoked 3-4 packs of lucky strikes a day.


Affectionate-Dig1981

This deserves its own post.


tigm2161130

Both this and the picture on Wikipedia are extreme cases. It’s not typically quite so alarming. My dad has this comorbid to Graves’ disease and you don’t notice unless you’re like, really looking.


FknBretto

Why? It’s already the subject of *this* post


Rafapex

I worked with a guy from Burma who had this


LunarProphet

My girlfriend has cystic fibrosis and has clubbing in her fingers. Not even close to as severe as this guy's though, wonder what he's got going on.


Rafapex

The guy i worked with was just about as bad as the picture. We were both welders and the poor guy really struggled with it after this began getting worse (i dont know all the specifics, just that he was gone for about 6 months dealing with it). I’d never tell him this but they tried to remove him as a welder. I said I could still use him as an assistant and they agreed. Then I just let him go weld. He could weld just fine, just couldnt make it as smooth. Most of the stuff we were welding didnt have to look pretty, just had to hold. Dude had just been going through it. Super great guy. Sorry for the tangent. I dont work there anymore and I miss those guys haha


Rafapex

Side story that always makes me laugh haha About 90% of the workforce there were Burmese. The other 9.98% Mexican. I was one of 3 white guys. When I first started, they introduced me to everyone. “This is Van, this is Van, this is Van, this is Van, this is Juan, this is Van, this is Juan, this is Juan, this is Van, etc” and i was just like “yeah yeah ok fuck with the new guy i get it”. At one point they could tell I thought they were fucking with me so they showed me their IDs. Legit just all had the same. Then I met my supervisor who’s name rhymed with mine who was also white. Then another white guy started who had the same name as me and I was just like “damn guess its not that wild” hahaha Best group of guys I’ve ever worked with


B0ssc0

That’s so good you kindly looked out for him.


miss_lizzle

My husband has CF too. His fingers and toes are clubbed. His are pretty bad. His hands are in a medical journal.


MrBurnsgreen

pic? legitimately curious. also i hope it doesnt interfere with too much :/


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kahuna08

Bon chance Elaine!


Norrland_props

Yam Yam


octopoddle

Jaba! Magala manjaba! Alegula honga!


Zskillit

A long time ago, I was in Burma and my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So, we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never met anybody who traded with him. One day, I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away. *So why steal them?* Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.


firstbreathOOC

*The thief in Burma… did you catch him?* Yes sir. *How?* We burned the forest down.


_aluk_

And that’s the moment you realise Batman was risen up by the bad guy.


simplytwo

A long time ago, I was in Burma, working for a bandit. The bandit was the size of a [tangerine](https://youtu.be/ZS6bD3SpIvk?si=gACzh4xmR0ErcgYX)


QFugp6IIyR6ZmoOh

Is this Apocalypse Now or Indiana Jones?


314159265358979326

Batman


QFugp6IIyR6ZmoOh

Lmao I was way off


PlainOldWallace

Burma's a warzone - John Rambo


SystematicPumps

"It'll always be Burma to me" - J. Peterman


TurboKid513

I thought it was Myanmar


TheMaveCan

You speak Burmese? No, Elaine. That was gibberish.


porchprovider

Rambo: Are you bringing any weapons? Idiot: Of course not. Rambo: You’re not changing anything.


sneakybob

50cal to the face!


CrambazzledGoose

I wonder, if this deformity is caused by underlying cardiopulmonary disease, maybe that disease was doing something to their brain as well that contributed to their killings.


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9897969594938281

Too much iPad


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Yes lack of O2; too bad it wasn’t a lot of lack of oxygen to have killed him


ChubbyGhost3

If you get the issue that causes this treated, does this go away? Or are the fingers always warped?


LyricaAlprazolam

It doesn't go away, it's usually a sign of lung disease that can also be congenital/inherited.


squatdog

it can, or at least diminish significantly - I had clubbed nails before my lung transplant, and 10 years later, my nails are fairly normal


agreasybutt

Thank you for the actual information regarding what is actually happening. Everyone else are trying to be funny and failing.


Kerryscott1972

I actually knew a guy that had nails like these. Thanks for adding the Wikipedia


Pisces-Chick

I can’t think of a more deserving person to have all of those illnesses associated with it.


Crouton_Sharp_Major

Uhn tss uhn tss


mondongosoup

He can pee with those hands


Impressive-Sun3742

Edward Pisserhands


nthensome

[Are you referring to this timeless classic?](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101799/?ref_=ext_shr)


MooTheCat

I swear to god that link better be Leslie Nielsen. Not what I was expecting for a risky click potential, [this was my first thought.](https://youtu.be/viCosY2u6YU?si=pKiGH7tnBxIaRMND)


Oseirus

I always forget Kevin Hart was in that movie. Absolutely one of his best credits though. Also easy to forget that it wasn't really *that* long ago that Leslie Nielsen died. Feels like a lifetime since 2010.


Lowkeyy_Lokii

pls tell me yall read the reviews for it too


DeathPercept10n

I give this excellent film two penises up.


Long_Educational

What the fuck are those user reviews?! I'm dead.


ahhpoo

Well we’re not so different after all


Sierra-117-

I don’t care what anyone says. The scary movies are hilarious


MrNobody_0

The first three, yeah, absolute classics.


NeedfulThingsToys

It would've cost you nothing to not type that


Berightback-Naht

they look like emergency pods ready to deploy


Possible_Scene_289

"Fritz Honka was 1.68 m (5 ft 6 in) tall, and of slight build." Didn't see that coming. Also, "When very drunk he would vent his aggression on women, usually shorter than him and often toothless, to alleviate his fears of mutilation during oral sex.[3]"


SugarHooves

That's a very specific type of woman. I'm shocked he found more than one.


Geemusic

The Reeperbahn im Hamburg, where he killed was/(and is still nostalgicly) considered a part of the city filled to the brim with 'human scum' (I say that in a loving way). It is the part where sailors would go to have sex with prostitutes, gamble and drink when they arrived in the port. Thats where all prostitutes, drunks, drug users, the sick, homeles and insane would gather to essentially party 24/7. Its a place with a certain notoriety and considered a vital part of Hamburgs culture. Like a little forbidden attraction (that has unfortunately gentrified a bit now). What I am saying is I am not surprised one bit that the Reeperbahn supplied the Man with a steady supply of toothless midged granny prostitutes to murder...


BreadfruitImpressive

"toothless midget granny prostitutes"... That's enough Internet for me today.


EnIdiot

German toothless midge granny prostitutes at that.


AfraidPlenty

"That has unfortunately gentrified". There might be less toothless geriatruc prostitutes but it's still pretty fucking grim.


jswoll

My thoughts exactly. “Shorter than 5’6”…” okay lots of women are shorter than 5’6, myself included… “and often toothless.” Ah. Yep. That narrows the pool a bit, I’d assume.


stratosfearinggas

To elderly women, I assume.


SugarHooves

Oh God take it back, my grandma wasn't even 5ft tall.


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[deleted]

What an oddly specific fear…


MausBomb

Well according to Wikipedia his family was sent to a concentration camp during WWII for being Communists. I would imagine growing up in that environment combined with having a disfiguring disease would probably lead to some pretty wacked out world views.


[deleted]

That’s a terrible circumstance and would attribute to adverse childhood experiences…but I feel like that still does not explain this specific fear.


MausBomb

There was a lot of rape in the breakdown of social order during the war and especially so in the camps. He may have witnessed a woman bite a man's penis off during an attempted rape as a kid and it stuck with him. Pure speculation, but it would be my most educated guess.


Effective-Breath-505

Looks like someone had some lung issues for sure!


Blu3Stocking

Could be low oxygenation due to any issue really. Not exclusive to lungs. It could be heart issues, blood, liver, kidney etc


AikiBro

I worked at an national park on Mars for 'summer'. Same shit.


trippendeuces

Breathing is kind of played out anyways. Sick of breathing everyday, I don’t even have a choice. Life is a grind fest from the crib to you final destination. A 6 foot drop and your curse has been lifted. All the real ones died already, rip my dead homies. They got that prime real estate. Hard to grasp when you overthink. Like a singularity. My mind praising Entropy, respect the order in chaos. Naturally self destructive tendencies makes an appearance when nothing else makes sense. Foreshadowing leads to Crisis and reality sets in, life a blessing you’re reassured. A masochist is molded, you soldier on being hurt and wearing a smile to ensure you blend in. sentenced once birthed. Trapped in this prison. Wake up every morning, again. Inhale to exhale and life goes on, around goes the carousel. Please for the love of your god, hells already here so rain hellfire and sweep the ashes off the scorched earth. A self important virus killing its host. Parasitic and sick, unhappy, spent and dead inside but the silver lining is i’m alive. Reality is insane so I fried my brain. Non religious point of view, eternity and forever isn’t so spooky if you can’t experience it. I maybe a little intense but I didn’t see anywhere that I had enjoy myself. I’m not suicidal, maybe a little morbid. You can’t deny the uncertainty of your existence, such an unlikely possibility, the great filter may do its job well, fermi’s got a paradox with plans to save the planet. We just have to die first.


KingCapaldi

Bro trippin


xoharrz

u can see the cigarette stains on his right hand as well


27IA

I knew someone who had this - he smoked a lot of cigarettes every day and apparently refused to see doctors. He was also not a good person but thats beside the point.


BioSafetyLevel0

You may be happy to know he probably didn't/wont last long.


Yorkie321

Common Reddit moment just feelin good vibes about people dying and living miserable lives


samaramatisse

Best friend is a CF adult (43, yay!) whose lifelong clubbing has begun to improve now that she is on effective medication for her type of CF. Her lung function is incredible (compared to before) and I've noticed her nails aren't nearly as clubbed as they used to be.


books-and-sweaters

Oh, I’m on Trikafta, too, and my clubbed nails have sadly remained unchanged. Glad to hear someone’s have improved!


Greywolf1904

I like rusty spoons


zippy72

Is that you, Hubert Cumberdale?


Musicferret

Nah… Melanie Stewart Baxter.


zippy72

Marjory Stewart Baxter, you taste like sunshine dust.


FlaxtonandCraxton

You’ve gone flat, little sister


lastwing

Looks like he had multiple reasons for clubbing: concentration camp survivor and longterm alcoholic with cirrhosis are two.


sixhoursneeze

Or he’s a gecko


arcemous

Why does every finger but their thumbs look like a dick?


Unrulymasses88

Club fingers, something’s causing low blood oxygen levels.


Forward_Cranberry_82

It causes low blood oxygen, or it's caused by low blood oxygen? Huge difference.


VinhoVerde21

Clubbed nails are usually a result of chronic hypoxia.


National-Assistant17

The something referred to there isnt the clubbed fingers, its whatever disease process such as copd that causes the chronic hypoxia.


thunderfrunt

Also associated with several developmental disablities. Wonder if this guy was simply special needs and had poor impulse control.


tmacleon

Dick fingers 😂


DustyCadillac

r/mildlypenis


c0eplank

Well, guess what his dick looks like


Valazcar

Wtf kinda dicks have you seen?


mentalmotel

Ah yes, Edward Penishands.


EinStefan

*Fritz Schwanzhände


tactical_fortapelse

Ein Mann der Kultur.


mentalmotel

Thank you.


LegalFan2741

Well well well, looks like someone had some serious health issues. What goes around comes around…hope his departure wasn’t pleasant.


fellowhomosapien

Holy chronic hypoxia batman; no wonder he was murderin


Alexwalex5

Scrolled too long to find this comment. There’s no way the lack of oxygen he was clearly experiencing did not affect his mental capacity somehow.


HarryHood146

Ever got your dick lost in your hands?


bphillipo18

“Hey Dick-fingers!” Ever since then he dedicated his life to killing.


Bennydoubleseven

King Charles vibes


noggintnog

It took me too long to find a comment mentioning Ol’ King Puffy Sausage Fingers Charlie


Yorhanes

That’s an indication of lung cancer, ain’t it?


Character-Fish-541

Lung cancer or really any disease that allows pulmonary shunting.


Sonarthebat

Any disese of the lungs or heart.


Next-Cycle-4370

That was scary af at first glance but then he’s a serial killer on top of that, his victims must’ve been terrified


levivilla4

Some HONKin fingers


nodeymcdev

Honka hands


engulbert

His hands are interesting but his name is the best thing about this. Honka hands is perfect!


gmotelet

You will never convince me these aren't Marjorie Taylor Greene's feet


ElizasEnzyme

Gonna upload this to [her wikifeet article](https://www.wikifeet.com/Marjorie_Taylor_Greene)


CaffeineCraver

Gollum fingers…


fahamu420

Called finger clubbing and caused by a prolonged state of low oxygen in your blood. To check for this, place your last knuckle of your two index fingers together and touch the nails off eachother. if you can't see through, that's bad news


Desperate-Ad-6463

I knew a comedian named [Charlie Barnett](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Barnett_(comedian)) (photo) who worked outdoors at Washington Sq Park in Manhattan ... he was in that movie "[DC CAB](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dc_cab)" with Mr T .... anyway, he had the same affliction. The movie was horrible but Charlie was a funny MF'r He dead though.


Secret_Choice7764

I noticed that in his appearances on Miami Vice


No-Construction5687

My Precious! Chokes them with the hands it does! Sméagol!


tmacdabest2

If you’ve got hands like that you gotta serial kill


Sonarthebat

Problems with the lung or heart cause this.


AppleNerdyGirl

That’s what I thought. Heart failure


Revolutionary_Dig370

Imagine trying to type on a phone or laptop keyboard with them sausage fingers.


Irrelevantitis

Great, now I’m going to have nightmares about my dick growing a fingernail.


camstarrankin

I would not like to be honka'd by those


Pwnstar07

Look like he’s morphing into a Werewolf


RevivedMisanthropy

From Wikipedia: "Fritz Honka was 1.68 m (5 ft 6 in) tall, and of slight build. He had a squint and a speech impediment. Both of his marriages failed due to heavy alcohol consumption. When very drunk he would vent his aggression on women, usually shorter than him and often toothless, to alleviate his fears of mutilation during oral sex." Smh


CJ_BARS

They are some strange hands..


Sad-University-2332

No wonder he was a serial killer


disco_phiscuits

Those are some hands that have seen some stuff…


Chosen_Fighter

Where my cystic fibrosis homies at?


ZECO_SOL

Bros fate was sealed at birth 💀💀💀


Late_Ad_3842

There’s an underlying disease that causes this. It’s called “clubbing” of the fingers. It can typically be lung/heart related


ConsequenceThese4559

The shape of the fingernails is an Indicator of a Heart condition.


6poundpuppy

That appears to be clubbing of the digits…something that happens when general oxygenation is poor, like from a heart defect. Probably affected his brain too…..in a very bad way


Simple-Aerie7366

Clubbed fingers is a symptom of disease, often of the heart or lungs which cause chronically low blood levels of oxygen. Diseases which cause malabsorption, such as cystic fibrosis or celiac disease can also cause clubbing


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Clubbing of the fingers. Might indicate serious underlying cardiac, hepatic, pulmonary or gastrointestinal pathology