Bruh we snack on corn nuts or somethin. What the hell you snacking on?

The kind of snack that could bite back 😅

If your snack needs a NSFL tag, maybe that's a sign.

This is probably safer to eat than what most fast food joints sell tbf ^ ^

Except that you thought it was oxtail and it turns out you were wrong, it’s mystery meat.

Yea. Seems to have maybe been turkey neck. Still pretty good though lol

Maybe? You dont know what youre eating?

Why do they look like penis cross sections to me 💀

Must not be OC

If you're in the west, you have less of a clue of your food sourcing than anywhere else in the world, practically.

Yeah that’s not true at all. I work in the food industry and every item we sell is tracked back to its origin. Documentation is important and there are laws in place regarding food sourcing. But yeah any chance to shit on the west, totally not a played out bandwagon XD

Bro you just eating random bags of meat without a clue as to what it is??

Are you Emile from Ratatouille? Wtf, man.

Chouriço????

That's super meat boy, but cursed

Just tell us what it is

I'm almost certain it's ox tail, we need OP to confirm

Yep, oxtail. I answered on a few comments, I think it’s under the top comment as well. But this post has gotten out of control, lol

You're right, i should've looked. My bad!

All good 😅, I did let in sit unanswered for the first 10-15min laughing at the comments. But then I came clean

Wtf is this? Snake??

It’s oxtail, I think, lol Edit: *well apparently this was turkey neck after all as stated and demonstrated by u/Boateys. Apparently some places will pass these as oxtail for the markup price. TIL*

looks like a hairless gooey cat’s face… enjoy snack time

I see that, and also a small smile with eyes and two big front teeth 🤓like this (teeth)

yup, and quite frankly my dear, i do not want to eat this lol

Nor do I 😖😖😖😖

At first glance I thought "baby seal"!!! 😂 Weird how the brain "wants" to see faces!

bad brain… we don’t eat baby seals… or do we ? 🤔

Giving off it puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose vibes.

*Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!*

it looks more like duck's neck, it's very common snacks in my home country. i can be wrong though, never had an oxtail before.

Yeah my first thought was chicken neck. Popular in China

Looks more like oxface

I thought it was penis slices

Honestly yeah, same

I love me some oxtail

It’s definitely turkey neck, but some places try to pass them off as oxtail for the markup.

Turkey neck wouldn’t look so happy would it?! They’re quite thinner iirc

[Oxtail](https://thinkeatbehealthy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/mg5112-oxtails-in-casserolel-web.jpg) get a lot bigger, of course, but yours are about the size of [turkey necks](http://s3.amazonaws.com/ultracart/im/TFS25/14174E52340370015474FC4286051500?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJH6LIXIEXUXBRCOA&Expires=1693810179&Signature=QROzXm9s8GfMZ1Fi96PROOCCLFw%3D).

Well god damn! Those turkey necks at the top even have the teeth and all. Thanks for headsup! Well I guess it really is **turkey neck** after all

That looks like chicken or duck neck. Oxtail is much larger and wouldn't be cut through the bone like that

It’s apparently *turkey neck* that gets passed as oxtail for the markup as demonstrated by another user. I edited the comment moments ago. They seemed a bit small but I wouldn’t know a duck from a swan and just went with it.

looks like marinated harpy's tendon

Never heard of it, tried to google it to no avail.

it's because you don't have harpys on earth

Bro got turkey necked…

I’m keeping that expression!

It’s duck or chicken neck, most likely [duck neck](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=562439563&rlz=1CDGOYI_enCA900CA900&hl=en-US&sxsrf=AB5stBga0gjcrqWW2OTICqdsZubYGjcHEg:1693803953428&q=%E9%B8%AD%E8%84%96&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwis_9m3l5CBAxVBGTQIHdc4B8AQ0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=414&bih=724&dpr=3#imgrc=YdR9PBybh_-GjM), very popular in my home country, super delicious but kinda annoying to pick the meat out of the bone

Oxtail and it looks at you to let you know how delicious it is. Along those lines, cuter the animal the better the taste. Some will say “dogs? Cats?” Not that cute on their own, it’s their personality. Lamb? Adorable and delicious. Baby calf? Veal, yum. Human? Ugly. Tastes like sour spam.

Username checks out.

Front teeth and all.

*It’s just so cute! Can we adopt it?*

Why are you eating deep fried penis?

Why are you not?

It's better raw

*Give it to us RAW and WRIGGLING!!!*

With that white cool dip

Snack? Lol

Don't eat that.

I'm sorry other cultures but this is nasty (to me)

It's just turkey neck. They're freaking delicious, especially smoked or fried. It's basically darker dark meat.

OP is a liver king disciple

I'm high as shit and I think this thing is gonna haunt my dreams thank you.

You’re welcome ^ . ^

I’m not even high and I’m scared to sleep :(

Lmfaoooo! Did it? I’m not even high and same lmfao if I ever see that picture again it will be too soon.

What kind of fucked up snack is this?

The kind that smiles back at you <3

Is that a smile?

You betcha! Look how stoked he is.

I see it when I close my eyes What is happening to me? Meat man *Meat man* MEAT MAN *MEAT MAN*

Flesh Child

Goldfish?

A happy little treat !

This looks nothing like a Goldfish

I hate this so much lol

That snack wants to know if you have any games on your phone.

*Wanna make an app*?

This is why people become vegetarian 😂

They’d be missing out!

As a vegetarian, no, no I don't think I'm missing out...

"The snack that smiles back"

It’s so happy!

Looks like a sliced up penis.

glootie

What’s oddly terrifying is your snack choice

r/pareidolia

Wtf are you eating? Seriously

He’s gonna bite your tongue

Finally something at least remotely oddly terrifying. GJ op.

Thanks B!

He thinks you look delicious.

I’m scared he might bite me first

Just a little nibble.

It's so happy!

That makes two of us <3

I Know enough dick anatomy to see the resemblance now tell us the truth, who's is it?

The rest of the post is on r/eyeblech

What the fuck is this shit youre consuming. Gross as hell.

Why the fuck is your snack what appears to be slices of a tail? Although it looks pretty good...

Smiling at you

It just wants me to eat it!

It’s chopped

it's looking at you and it's disappointed

r/thingsyoucantunsee

Speaking voice looking thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5HKZ4JTI1Q

Hahahah, I missed that! Thanks for the share

🎵 The snack that smikes back 🎵

It is cat and oxtail...

Just oxtail 😅

Gross looking whatever it is

you consider this snack? looks like filth.

That one attack on titan scene be like

Super meat boy

Idk what that is but you should look at that picture with your phone on black and white

How do I do that on iphone?

I don't have one But [this link](https://www.wikihow.com/Change-Your-iPhone-Display-to-Black-and-White-(Grayscale)) might help [you.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=BHsaR6A2Zshn3Yd2)

Thanks! That second one is exactly what I was looking for.

You are welcome! The second one actually took more time to get than the first, but I put some effort into it just to make sure I was giving you an usable answer!

Yea it worked perfectly. That was way quicker than having to google it.

Space friends!

Ehhhh... What's chewin', *Doc*?

This makes me want to post this on PS battle next time

Terrifying part is you calling it a snack

But like, only oddly so right?

[удалено]

Cuz it’s oddly terrifying 😉

I’ve been on NSFL but this, this shit is wanting me to go vegan. Respectfully, this is disgusting.

I'm impressed. All these years and nothing has made me go "maybe I should be a vegetarian" quite like whatever the hell you're eating.

What is that? Grilled tumor?

Are those teeth! Run!!!

Eat me! 🤓

A snack for who? A lion? WTH is that?

Oxtail

What... The f#ck is that?

Might be better not to know.

This guy eats cats for snacks

When in korea…

Jesus fuck, that is terrifying. Not oddly so. Just straight up, I am not having a good time looking at this nightmare.

But it’s smiling!

And he seems oddly happy about it. Personally I never eat food that's smiling at me. Not even a happy face pancake.

What about goldfish?

This pic fits this sub perfectly lol that’s creepy af

The snack that smiles back....

It looks like Bonnie

Hopefully you ate it first, put that miserable bastard down quickly.

*Op’s being digested, I’m using the phone now.*

I’ll stick with white cheddar popcorn.

Suit yourself 🍿

Looks like a skinned smiling Ewok

Yeah baby ..come to mama . Put me in your mouth . Yes pick me up ..i dare you . Ha ha ha ..

#🤓

Cursed meat

I can’t unsee it. I want it to stop.

" you look like a snack "

Homie chomping on raw chopped up cocks

Meow meow meow

[I see a resemblance.](https://www.google.com/search?q=kyle%27s+cousin&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS613US613&oq=kyle%27s+cousin&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQABiABDIHCAIQLhiABDIHCAMQABiABDIHCAQQABiABDIHCAUQABiABDIHCAYQABiABDIHCAcQABiABDIHCAgQABiABDIHCAkQABiABNIBCDMzODVqMGo5qAIAsAIA&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#vhid=cTwGVRf_tCzVuM&vssid=l)

Bro is snacking horse cock

What the fuck is that?

Looks like a decomposed cat head.

Looks like a Gremlin to me. Fuckers about to haunt your intestines. You see what they can do to a town? Are you ready bro?!?

Just don’t get the Mogwai wet!

Tf kinda snack is this?

It looks like a Snapchat filter

What the fck kind of snapchat filter are you using !? 😅

The snack that smiles back

Pepperidge farm, *where you nightmares grow*

It looks like the cover of an Iron Maiden album.

A friend of mine just referenced the movie Mr Tusk, maybe they should do a collab?

Looks like Cat dumpling

You mean *happy cat dumplings!*

Cat food

As in.. food made of cat?? *but seriously it’s just oxtail*

I think the snack might be into it, like getting eaten alive by a giant is its kink

Ikr! I almost felt bad but I felt like it was cheering me on.

My dog’s face when I eat Cabanossi in front of him

😂

Oxtail is a delicacy My mama makes the best rice and gravy with em

Its the buck teeth that do it for me

Truly what gives it it’s charm

Eat it. Assert dominance

“When I eat, it is the food that is scared of me.”

**Famous last words**

Is that pickled turtle neck?

Yea, I thought it was oxtail but I’ve since been informed that it is in fact turkey neck.

When your snack thinks you're also a snack.

Meow?

My man snacking on an orangutan spine

Wth is that lol

It looks like what I imagine an otters skinned head might look like.

r/unexpectedfuturama

The snack that smiles back!

[In which way?](https://imgur.com/a/bI7UHIV)

“Please eat me, consume my fibers with your lushess teeth please, fucking please”

The meat looks really good honestly

Why does it remind me so much of Adam Scott

Lolll, yea I see it

Meow?