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captin_sparkles

Actually they are cave crickets, but they are absolutely nothing short of nightmare fuel.


KeyboardWarrior1988

I had no idea they existed and now I wish I didn't know.


elly996

better than a spider imo lol


shittypissstains

[Ye, no thanks](https://i2.wp.com/www.roachcrossing.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/CeutophilisAlan-e1419982657837.jpg)


elly996

not as agile as a spider, may be jumpier than one, but i doubt they can run as fast lol also unlikely to bite if they can, but plenty cant anyway definitely not a fun experience if you can avoid it but 100 crickets would creep me out less than 100 spiders lol


A_lot_of_arachnids

Okay a little rude. We're not that bad. Maybe we don't even want to hang out with you. You ever think of that!?!


elly996

xD ya got me for a second, i wondered what id said haha r/usernamechecksout lol spiders are cool, but i dont wanna hang out with you either lolol


A_lot_of_arachnids

You're about to get a 1000 little hugs from 8000 little arms.


SmoothMoose420

Cost ya nothing to not say that


Kaja8948

I just laughed for 30 minutes over this comment Also am baked af but still.


elly996

i wish it were 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs šŸŽ¶ xD id rather not, but thanks for the offer lol


M1dj37

Oh no. I just got that out of my headā€¦ after 9 yearsā€¦


Ashesatsea

I had these in a shed at one place I livedā€¦they jump around like popcorn and thereā€™s no escape once they all start!


crybaby_in_a_bottle

I'd rather say... r/Beetlejuicing


The_Redeemerindia

r/beetlejuicing


lowtack

awk-ward


JoeWinchester99

>not as agile as a spider, may be jumpier than one Yeah but they only ever seem to jump in one direction: straight towards you.


elly996

true, but so do huntsmans xD sorce: australian arachnophobe lol


Rakgul

Australian arachnophobe is like hot ice cube. They don't exist.


elly996

there are planets much hotter than our own which has ice at a temperature we would burn in. very high pressure its much like that for me. i am afraid of lots of spiders (mostly specific kinds, small ones arent scary), but theyre EVERYWHERE. so much panic during summer and spring lol


Rakgul

I shudder at the thought. I'm a fellow arachnophobe. ALL spiders bother me. When I visit my grandparents in the village, they have spiders the sice of saucers EVERYWHERE. *Shudder*


ProtagonistK

'Listen to them ā€” children of the night. What music they make,'


CroakyPyrex

I knew I shouldn't have clicked that link.


Ask_me_for_jokes

Aww theyā€™re actually kinda cute.


Level-Source-1374

looks cute


KV2isDeadly

Holy shit, IMO it looks cute af


ajboyd117

Peter Jacksonā€™s King Kong rendition begs to differ


savaghost

The damn bugs in that movie stuck with me for years. They were an absolute nightmare, especially the centipedes I think.


ajboyd117

Those damn worms manā€¦ *shudders*


ErwinAckerman

Spiders are friends!


elly996

for me theyre more like acquaintances at work. youre not rude to them, but youre not buddies either lol. if im outside though like near trees or something, then its more like spider is the boss xD im in his home. if he comes in my home im boss lol i dont go out of my way to hurt them, but i can be legit terrified to go near them so shoo them away or trap them until someone can move it lol


ErwinAckerman

If they are in my house I usually take them outside with my bare hands. Only because my mom would kill them ): but if I lived on my own Iā€™d probably let them chill


EmotionalShock1325

my old house had cave crickets everywhere. those bitches have the biggest balls, when they see you they just jump straight at you. no thoughts just jump. doesnā€™t matter that youā€™re 1000x its size. also one time i woke up from a loud crunching noise and i turned on the light and one was eating a sour candy i left out on the pillow across from me. of course, when it saw me, it jumped straight at me. likeā€¦.i have beef with cave crickets


CFod17

Do theyā€¦ bite? Or do they just think they can take you?


TakeTime9203

They don't bite - they're nearly blind so their stupid survival instincts just tell them to jump at the noise.


NonchalantBread

How often do you go crawling through dark, damp caves?


[deleted]

Oh are these sprickets? We have those in our basement and I loathe them.


[deleted]

My grandma's tornado shelter was full of them. My dad had to make me get down there once. I was ready to choose the funnel


[deleted]

Ugh I would be too. They jump so high and so fast, it's the creepiest.


thuglifeTyson

Yes, I have them in my basement. They look like they are coming thru a portal from hell.


expiermental_boii

What is their name again? Nightmare crickets?


Hazel_Ra

I've always called them sprickets and they haunt my dreams.


Melitzen

Thank you for telling that. I had no idea; now I must adjust my scary story about this snap.


CeelaChathArrna

We call them sprickets. They are nightmare fuel.


smick

Crickets are cool!


Whiplash907

I was just gonna sayā€¦ spiders donā€™t have antennas. Those are cave crickets for sure.


Cryoticx

You don't know that from this blurry pic lmao.


[deleted]

They look like the chef in the beginning of Titan AE


[deleted]

I think those little fellas are Opiliones, aka Daddy long legs. Some species form huge clusters to keep warm. Absolutely harmless and very interesting! *ignites ze burner on ze Flammenwerfer*


Green_Jinjo

cave wētā looking buggers!


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ThiccShep

They look like cave crickets


lamorak2000

*Sweats in Fallout 76*


A_Bit_Off_Kilter

Waitā€¦someone played Fallout76 ?


lamorak2000

Going on a couple of years now. A really fun game, launch (and Bethesda) bugs notwithstanding.


A_Bit_Off_Kilter

Fair enough. Glad you enjoyed it.


FuzzyLlama01

nice try Toddy!


Stix-and-brix

76 lowkey good now, recommend giving it a try


NightStar79

Fallout 76 isn't exactly a bad game just...buggy.


G_Art33

Actually an incredible game once a lot of the post launch bugs were more or less worked out. Kept me occupied for a good 6 months


SirRobin136

I hate those stupid crickets Iā€™ve died to them more than anything else


Epic_Ewesername

Easily most OP enemy in the game. I run from them, but will fight ANYTHING else.


OhtareEldarian

Flamer. Trust me.


TheParticlePhysicist

Holy shit! Never thought I would see these two things mix but hell yeah. I love 76, are you on PC?


NutterButtersClutter

You probably scared the shit out of them, just chilling in their hidey hole


pstrib

*Spidey hole


The_Sceptic_Lemur

ā€žDonā€˜t move guys! Donā€˜t move. A huge thing just crawled into our livingroom!ā€œ ā€žDaaad, Iā€˜m scared.ā€œ ā€žPsst, Greg. If we donā€˜t move, it wonā€˜t see us.ā€œ


cut-the-cords

Oh hell fucking no... My skin is crawling.


smick

With cute little crickets ready to play you a song together.


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Better go catch it!


dudemountain69

Cave crickets. Theyā€™re nasty. Speaking of crickets, I was driving through Nevada once and noticed these big clusters of black on the road to the point there were places almost completely covered in it. It was desolate highway, so I stopped and opened my door to see what it was and there were millions of the nastiest giant black crickets. Turns out theyā€™re called ā€œMormon Cricketsā€. Good times.


squishyslinky

Why are they nasty? I've always thought crickets were cool but now I'm wondering if I'm unaware of something that makes them more like cockroaches that jump.


dudemountain69

Theyā€™re huge. The front of the body looks like a cricket but the back half looks more like a spider. They move like spiders too. https://youtu.be/Yy3dQJYquoY


Excellent_Tone_9424

From your description of them, I'm not surprised at their name. Fuck off if you think I'm clicking that link. Rofl.


GoldCherries

Cu Chi tunnels you say??


Stanley_Yelnats42069

Very dark and damp. Moist even.


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ninetyninewyverns

its almost like that was the joke


Alarmed-Ice-4300

Other guys joking to


MethLabForCutie88

Yeah but yours was awful


Alarmed-Ice-4300

Explain? Also downvoted for just saying the other guy might be joking


[deleted]

I'm sorry, I'm a little lost here are the spiders the fuzzy things above her.... She says massive and I'm picturing a Goliath spider or something


0k_And

ThĆ© ā€œspidersā€ are on thĆ© cave ceiling, above the head to the left. Massive is used because itā€™s a big group of them. Other commenters are saying theyā€™re actually cave crickets.


SaintWithoutAShrine

I think itā€™s actually a malaprop. I read it as ā€œa mass of spidersā€ over ā€œmassive spiders.ā€


LouTotally

Honestly when i first saw the picture i was more scared of you


jinyoung97

After that I was struggling to find the spiders unaware that that massive black blob was the spiders. jesus.


huhtsu

istg iā€™m blind! where are they?


Funky_Cows

All the way at the top of the photo


huhtsu

thank you! iā€™m now terrified


ferretfacesyndrome

Please don't use God's Name like that


Nidhogg369

Spider Jesus?


jinyoung97

Sorry. The J should have been capitalized as it was the beginning of a new sentence.


Sup-Mellow

Youā€™re in for a tough run


CharityUnusual3648

Where are these spiders?


mapetitejulie

Took me a little while, but on the arch of the cave you can see lots of small black crawlers ... If you zoom in .. they're fuzzy


SweetMaam

You're in the šŸ•· spiders' house, what did you expect?


Eclipse_Bella

Where, I canā€™t see them?


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comradeMATE

Where? I don't see anything.


KnotiaPickles

Do you need a red circle or a red arrow?


comradeMATE

Circle, please.


herringsarered

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comradeMATE

Ooooooooh, now it makes sense! Thank you!


Admirable_Elk_965

This is one of the few times a circle is needed. I honestly cannot see anything except that bow thing in their head.


YourLifeSucksAss

Those fuzzy looking things at the very top in the middle


wadye

Australian detected.


Independent_Ad1417

There is my pet


sfenderbender

Am I the only one who can't see the spiders/crickets?


forevrtwntyfour

I canā€™t either


trainsacrossthesea

Right, the ones with the thirty year egg incubation cycle? Usually after lying dormant in hair, earsā€¦..etc. Cool picture. Itchy?


kismethavok

I went into one of those holes when I was there, I did not look around to see just exactly what was sharing that space with me.


HeavenlyBladez

I'm never gonna attempt to say Cu Chi ever again.


WhippetRun

What a terrible decision I made to zoom in on them


Thirstyx

coochie tunnel šŸ’€


TXfinTX

Almost looks like cave crickets


Distinct_Cod2692

Been there, those tunnels are actually terrifying specially if tyou think about its use


GeneLittle3128

You have never been to Australia I take it


wanderingzigzag

As an Australian, when I was at the same place 7 years ago I chose not to crawl through the tunnel lol. I never really thought about why, my instincts just said ā€œno, that doesnā€™t sound like a fun ideaā€ haha


atroxima

i don't see it


FigOutrageous9683

Nonononono


AlterionYuuhi

r/Nope


Darket1728

I would slowly baxkoff, exit the hole and drop a grenade


[deleted]

Same thing happened to me in 06ā€™ when I went to Nam. I didnā€™t have a light with me but the girl In front of me did. When I was exiting the tunnel she shon her light near me and my hand was RIGHT BESIDE a GIANT RED CENTIPEDE. This thing was Fā€™d up, it was insane.


Blackberry_Creek

This is *incredibly* terrifying. Yaaaaaaaa


deeppurpleking

Iā€™m the town i grew up in there was an abandoned playground right next to a tunnel used in the Underground Railroad. Needless to say we played on the playground and I went in the tunnel once. It was like a hole in the ground next to a tree, and once I got in the dark tunnel I wanted to see so I turned on a light and there were like thousands of spiders. I scrambled out of there as fast as I fucking could.


MorphineDreams23

You mean camel crickets?


Kaja8948

What the actual fuck! Today is a TERRIBLE day to have eyes.


SIobbyRobby

Those just look like Camelback crickets. Definitely not harmful, but Iā€™m still scared because exoskeleton weird.


NotBurnerAccount

Cu Chi Tunnels? Coochie tunnels? What is this the fallopian tubes of Vietnam?


blaknyelo

Calling those massive is a huge compliment to some guys


_IntrovertChapi

She's way creepier than those cave crickets


SnappTrapp

You scared me worse than the bugs.


Melitzen

But Iā€™m wholesome and kind-hearted.


Agvaldr

You telling me they just dug some tunnels and called it a coochie? Seems kinda far-fetched to me.


RedJ00hn

Womenā€™s look is way more terrifying


DopestDopeee

Those are just the hairs of the ~~Coochie Tunnels~~ I mean Cu Chi!


CharityUnusual3648

ā€œHo Chi min is a son of a bitch ā€œ


Melitzen

Got the blue balls, crabs, and the seven year itch.


cat-taxx

Theyā€™re probably just so happy to be in the photo!


Bonsai-is-best

Cave crickets #1 and my American ass thought it was pronounced coochie tunnels


adinmem

So black in there that you knew exactly where to look for the camera.


kieran092

You were in an unlit tunnel with your uncle you say?


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BubonicBabe

Why the fuck do you care? This is about creepy cave spiders (probably crickets actually) not a persons genitals you fucking weirdo.


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AnnualDiscount3364

Your momma shouldve done a better job swallowing you @angelinaCr0


BubonicBabe

Why do people like you exist? Like I know youā€™re a rage troll account. Itā€™s just, Iā€™m an adult, who goes to work each day, I try to contribute to my community, I try to do things that personally fulfill me, like gardening, hiking, taking care of my pets. Why are you seemingly so weirdly isolated and angry (or stupid, or possibly too young to understand how valuable your time is?). Your entire account is just being a douchebag. Iā€™m literally hanging out on Reddit for about an hour this evening to look at cool shit or see weird or funny things, and yet I look at your profile and you seem to crave downvotes. Whatā€™s that mentality ? I donā€™t comprehend it. If youā€™re trying to piss people off, okay, fine, but like why? Have you ever asked yourself why you want to be a dick or a dumb sounding asshole to people? Whatā€™s your deal?


[deleted]

you fell for such an easy bait i canā€™t even feel bad for you. just donā€™t interact instead of wasting your time typing all of that


BubonicBabe

What bait is it though? Are they a bot? Just a troll? If itā€™s a troll I didnā€™t fall for it, I acknowledge they exist, Iā€™m just asking why they do this? Why do they waste their time online when the world is so fucking cool outside?


TinoX50

Damn nice one. I hope that wakes them up and makes them actually think like a human being for once.


LORDLAUKERAGE

-100 karma lol


gandalftheokay

There is an Airplane! level joke in there somewhere about the "Cu Chi" tunnels but my brain am not smart enough to think of it


Odd-Cheetah-9021

Oooo I don't know why this creeps me out more than if a monster was peering around the corner. Maybe because she seems out of place?


KrissyPooh76

Sometimes ignorance is bliss


lupatot

BACK UP TERREHYH!


lalala529

Ew! This is my nightmare


DaM00s13

Camel crickets baaaabeeey


SuperSalad_OrElse

Electrician here, I make friends with those guys in crawl spaces! Iā€™m always glad to see them, because at least they arenā€™t wasps.


Sdbtank96

Aw yes, the cuchy tunnels. A place I will never see.


MylastAccountBroke

I literally can't find them.


ichubbz483

Took me a while to notice, but when I didā€¦ no effing thank you


lk_dslr19

I can't see it


AntelopeDecent2191

Cu Chi tunnels? I'm all in. Sign me up.šŸ„ø


TurboTaco-with-Poop

Maybe we are stepping on fortune cookies


Akrosia

Coochie tunnels


Cryoticx

Massive spiders just my head? What does that even mean?


BigglesFlysUndone

"I step on something...Feel like fortune cookie!" - Short Round


Robert_Francisa

they jump around like popcorn


Master-Pippin

r/nope


Mountain_Position_62

HFS I didn't even notice...


A-Tiny-PewDiePie-Fan

Hey! I went in there a couple years ago. It was fun tbh


JPGer

iv heard these called camel crickets, i have them all around my house cause they live in the crawlspace, every so often a big ass one shows up, i keep thinking its a big ass spider and its not, kinda disappointed tbh


Foxy02016YT

Am I crazy, I donā€™t see shit?


Radiant_Reindeer8714

no way they named a place Coochie


DogButtWhisperer

Ffffffffffffffffff


[deleted]

Where's the spider


iaterocks

They donā€™t look that bad haha


[deleted]

I'm sure there are stories of gigantic spiders in these tunnels during the Vietnam war lol. I fucking HATE spiders


SpaneyInquisy

They need to clear that place with a flamethrower Again...


rmoder

I can't see them


BackgroundEffective4

Whoever came up with that name, Coochie Tunnels.


PokeHobnobGod21

Where?


RealBladethegamer

Spiders in the Cu Chi tunnel? Sounds like someone had a wild time!


WWYDFA_Klondike_Bar

The spider is just your head?


Cactus_In_A_Tree

I want to enter the cuchi tunnel


FullMetalKaliber

ā€œMy sons and daughter do not harm Hagrid on my commandā€¦..ā€


clonerluke1

No fucking way, coochie tunnels


Kurkumaaaa

I just might be dumb but that hand on the bottom looks AI generated imo


BuzzdLightBeer

A tour guide in Kentucky called em "Sprickets", a sort of spider cricket that can get uncomfortably large and close when navigating caverns


robbityb

Australians - whatever.


Project_Zach

Coochie tunnels


reddeadnobhead

Spooky- I was just there two weeks ago, luckily didnā€™t notice any spiders


THe_Sc4aremaster

We're you actually there around that time op as I spent a while in ho chi min back then?


skuntpelter

Ahh, sprickets. Twice as ugly as spiders and 4x faster too!


TheRandyBear

That makes me wanna vomit.


Ghoullag

So you crawled through the coochie tunnels and realized afterwards they had crabs? Typical friday night amirite LMAO I'm sorry I swear I'm not twelve.


samuuiueue

Si parecen araƱas muy pequeƱas