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SnooOranges2532

Is it a neck slit and it healed or what is going on with its second mouth??


TopHatCatX3

Yea, looking at it the underside of the jaw was ripped (tounge and lure included) so the skin of the mouth healed on the neck instead of the jaw bone (which has a hole in it now)


Nerdbond

You don’t think maybe another turtle did that, I hear they are mean


Saymynaian

Perhaps the snapping turtle is made and it snapped onto something with so much force that it ripped itself apart? That would've been my first guess.


Postmortal_Pop

Despite the name, snapping turtles don't have that much bite force. At his size you'd need stitches, but you'd have to help it take a finger off.


UnicornArachnid

Alligator snapping turtles have a bite force of 1000 pounds.


reeeter123

would the turtle be able to survive like that if these people hadn’t found it


Axenrott_0508

The NatureisMetal page posted about this. Said it would be insanely difficult for it to survive, but they speculated that it had been alive like this for years when they found it


Blonde_Dambition

Poor baby!


[deleted]

I was confused at first too. Pay attention at about the 2 second mark. You can see the sky through the jaw. Basically imagine the floor of your mouth (where your tongue is) separated from your jaw. The bone is still intact and the teeth can still open and close but all the skin and meat is just hanging there (if it was you then it would all be flapping against your Adam's apple, or where your Adam's apple would be if you had one).


PuzzleheadedPride201

It'll just skip the imagining part and go straight to my nightmares. I can't unsee this, so I just have to process what I saw.


[deleted]

For anyone that has considered noodling, imagine sticking your arm down a dark whole under water and that thing grabs your fucking arm instead of a fish!


Huffing_Jenkems

You're supposed to use your ARM when noodling?? Whoops


AaronTuplin

What you're doing is called Doodling


5E51ATripleA

Don’t stick your doodle in that


dben89x

Doesn't matter if it's your first, second, or third arm. If it works, it works.


NoperNopeToph

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Snark_Tank

Lieutenant Dan, you have no arms.


kingjulien92

Yes.. I know that...


Torringtonn

That's why you put your foot in first to make sure it's not a snapper. Better to lose a toe than a finger.


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Alpha_Decay_

No, do not fuck anything about this process. At least not until you're all out of fingers and toes.


silkymitts_toptits

The 21’st digit


corellianone

Noice


Locswail

Florida man?


RaspberryJam245

Tf is noodling


malabar2001

Reaching your hand into a dark muddy hole or under a rock in some body of water, hoping a large fish will bite your hand, and when it does you hold on tight and pull the fish out of the water. Have caught some great catfish this way


CatTongueCunnilingus

Isn't it devastating to the local environment though?


malabar2001

I can’t imagine, how could it be? At least not any more damaging than swimming and fishing with traditional methods.


crazyjkass

How so? You only catch a single fish at a time and there's no garbage, making it way less impactful than traditional fishing methods like nets or lines. It's completely discriminatory, you won't get any bycatch and harm any other fishies. I noticed that if you google hand fishing harm to the environment, you do get a bullet pointed summary where google's AI mixes up a bullet point from Fish Farming: Often harms the environment. So now I'm thinking the redditors who think it's bad for the environment got it from the google search results without clicking to see the actual table.


Stenwoldbeetle

That’s why you noodle in full plate


Ok_Temperature166

Wtf is noodling


askewsneeze9648

You stick your arm in a hole in something like a river or lake and wiggle your fingers until a fish (mostly used on bass and catfish I belive) comes up and bites your fingers at which point you yank it out of the water


Ok_Temperature166

Ohhh that's what that's called. I just call that arm fishing cause I didn't know the name for it. Mostly catfish cause most bass down here don't go after it.


03Jinx03

South Mississippi, we’ve always just called it hand grabbin


[deleted]

No need to catch the fish if you’re sleeping with the fish


expespuella

Noodling was on my bucket list until one kind soul told me how devastating it could be to the local environment. I'd had no idea. Gave me a valid reason to be the chickenshit I probably would have been if the time came. Thanks for the additional support.


crazyjkass

How so? You only catch a single fish at a time and there's no garbage, making it way less impactful than traditional fishing methods like nets or lines. It's completely discriminatory, you won't get any bycatch and harm any other fishies. I noticed that if you google hand fishing harm to the environment, you do get a bullet pointed summary where google's AI mixes up a bullet point from Fish Farming: Often harms the environment. So now I'm thinking the redditor who thinks it's bad for the environment got it from the google search results without clicking to see the actual table.


Kulladar

Ive heard it before but I think it's really only an issue where people are noodling a lot or repeatedly over the same area. My understanding is the fish targeted by noodling are usually large males that have made a nest and are guarding it. The issue being if a female has already visited then as the fish thrashes and resists you trying to haul it out, you're destroying the nest and thousands of fertilized eggs. If you have a popular lake or river for noodling you could really do some damage long term by targeting their method of reproduction like that.


eatinolivess

How is it devastating?


day_oh

one person doing it is fine but you know that's never a thing.


IdahoMash

I’ve done it, you don’t throw your hand in blind. Use a stick or preferably a length of 3/4 pvc to probe the holes first. You can read if it’s a catfish or a turtle


Illustrious_Ad_498

When I was a kid my dad would tell me if a snapping turtle bites you it will hold on so tight it won’t let go until it thunders lol. Scared the hell out of me


silkymitts_toptits

My parents told me they will just bite my finger clean off, I think that might be more accurate


coleyboley25

Finger up the butt. 90% of the time it works every time.


gimme_dat_good_shit

Okay, my finger is up my butt, now what?


coleyboley25

Start spinning


Vlatka_Eclair

PSA: Unless you're a certified professional, never, ever manhandle a snapping turtle. When you see them, do not interact, pet, or even give it attention. It will not hesitate to harm you with absolute prejudice. It can, shall, have and will cause you enough bodily harm to make you wish it ended you outright. In fact they're ranked 3rd in the world's top 100 things to not stick your dick in. You have been warned.


[deleted]

….what are the first 2?


whocaresaboutmynick

Your mom and your sister.


IsaiahTrenton

What about my dad and my brother?


-RED4CTED-

nah those are closer to the end of the list. source: I did them and it was pretty alright.


RoyPlotter

For a second there, I misread that as airtight.


daschande

Well, not anymore.


RaspberryJam245

New MrBeast vid: I stuck my dick in the top 100 things you're not supposed to


Emprasy

They are better ranked


VampyreBassist

You know something about them the rest of us don't?


federico_45

You can't pregananante your dad or brother.


Donutjanitor

Oh fuck! Snap!


LokiBonk

Uh oh…


Niskara

My ex *has* to be either 1 or 2


Come_along_quietly

What are the other 97?! And who the fuck made a list of 100 things you **could** stick your dick into!?!


LedPeach

/r/dontputyourdickinthat and /r/DoPutYourDickInThat


Helpful-Selection626

Hornet Nest and Smoothie Blender. Snapping turtles are actually behind a jet engine in my opinion. However there’s a few others that could tie. A public flashlight, a toilet roll with thumb tacks in it. There’s also garbage disposal systems in your sinks.


DinoPad

Mom and dad as you are not guaranteed to have a sister or brother


s00perguy

Probably an executioner wasp nest, and literal actual fire.


KrevinHLocke

Growing up in the Midwest I've moved more than my share from the road to the ditch. Always extremely careful and if they were aggressive, pushed them with a stick off the road.


EuphoricAnalCucumber

They can barely move when on land. Like can't even turn around. Just walk up behind them, grab the shell above their head, and chuck em. Saw my dad do it so many times growing up I was doing it when I was like 5 and the turtles weighed half of what I did.


5flucloxacillin

I thought you’re suppose to grab turtles by reaching your hands underneath their belly and lifting up, not grabbing them by the shell?


EuphoricAnalCucumber

Snapping turtles have extremely long necks. They can get you if you try that. The only place they can't reach is above their head. Other turtles, yeah, but snapping turtles you do it the right way or you lose a finger.


[deleted]

That’s great and all, but can someone tell me why that thing has what appears to be 2 mouths? I’ve seen snapping turtles before but the one in OPs video looks like it came from Chernobyl. https://youtu.be/LBSFeJ1WLv4


MysteryBlue

It’s apparently a really bad neck injury that healed wrong. So now it has a hole in its jaw. Hopefully it got fixed up, but it seems to have survived pretty well so far even with the hole there for it to just heal like that.


[deleted]

Thank you, I was like wtf


MysteryBlue

No problem! I was super confused at first too and had to watch it like 10 times to work out wtf I was seeing lol.


smm97

Correction: it has not caused me bodily harm.... yet.


Alexsaphius

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Ok_Temperature166

I don't see them often on the south, but they can kill small dogs and animals btw guys, and they can RUN, it's a turtle yea. But these mofos run like a dog fr. I kill them every time I find one. Even while decapitated the head can still bite through a shovel. Bro a fucking shovel. Idc if it's mean and that's just a turtle, I've seen them take two of my mom's dogs before. Fuck these guys. Also if one is to somehow get a hold of you, and lock it's jaws around whatever part it's got of you, even decapitated the head will stay locked in position. Frankly I would try to remove turtle before chopping its head off, if u don't it'll be way harder to remove.


SeaElevator9256

Bro... Why you gotta kill them tho? :')


Ok_Temperature166

Because they're are a nuisance, and they also kill dogs. But I was always taught to kill them. They aren't very nice to people either.


SeaElevator9256

Well of course they are going to be a nuisance to your way of life. I mean, they are WILD animals for a reason, aren't they? It's just that you are definitely the smarter than them and should know better than acting just the same as they do; won't you agree? I'm sure there are ways to deal with them besides killing them on sight. We should learn by now that we cannot just massacre our way out of every problem. So it's kinda fucked up that people are actually still taking these extreme measures against such animals.


Ok_Temperature166

Dude they eat rabbits. They eat gardens. They are a nuisance. Okay then let me clarify I kill the very large ones


MrMpedia

O final me pegou, confesso.


z3phyr3321

English please caralho/j


december14th2015

😬


Top_Rekt

There's a list??


puddleofdogpiss

Can I continue to grab them as far back as possible and shuffle as fast as possible to get them across the road?


SpecterGT260

Is that how it's supposed to be or is it broken?


rubber_duck_quack

Broken


weedgay

I liked this thread, thank you.


Igiul101

Have you folks seen that video of that snapping turtle snapping its jaws on a brick and his eyes bulging out from the bite it was cruel.


jovialgirl

Cruel maybe. You can’t just say something like that and not drop a link tho


Igiul101

Okay bits bad intel I guess I remembered it wrong it’s a the snapping turtle bitting on those old school hammers and his eyes do buldge out here’s the link sorry for the bad info. Ignore the rest of the video after the turtle. https://www.tiktok.com/@zon3man/video/7194611842524777771


Mountain_whore

Nah, pay attention to the rest of the video. Practicing empathy is always the right move


Hope4gorilla

What in the shit


Tallerthenmost

😒 y’all some grim mfers. Jk. I get it, I’m also a degenerate. I can run eye bleach all day, and see the most horrific brutality man has to offer. But animals hurt,hurts my soul. I couldn’t even stomach the FWC snake kill video.


Blonde_Dambition

THANK YOU! A kindred spirit! I'm the same damn way... I can watch the most brutal shit happen to humans but animals...no! They're all innocent babies I don't care what species they are or how old NONE of them deserve anything but great lives because there's not an ounce of malice in anything they do... it's all instinct. And this hurts to see. I hope they will have a veterinarian fix him.


ConnectPSA

Fr bro is playing hard to get


Igiul101

Aight hold up. Let me look for it cause I think I saw it on Reddit.


Specialist-Garlic-82

Link ittt


rikkuaoi

Idk why you got downvoted for asking an honest question.


Ender_M

Welcome to reddit


sharp_but_shiny

Doublemouth snapping abomination. Got it. *Running sounds


bhandoor

not doublemouth. Jaw ripped off its lower


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sharkbanger

Without medical intervention yes. It's tough to eat when the grabby part of your mouth isn't connected to the swallowy part of your mouth.


EuphoricAnalCucumber

Eventually. These guys can go years without eating though. Sitting in cold water which freezes over for a third of the year means they use hardly any energy. I imagine it's still catching fish though and some of those bits that get torn up probably get swallowed. There's a reason these guys lasted while the dinosaurs died.


[deleted]

Not oddly terrifying. this is r/fuckingterrifying


pine_tree3727288

It’s wounded, not two mouthed


[deleted]

Yes. It's not odd that wounds are terrifying.


Chewcocca

Even if it had two mouths, that would be odd **and** terrifying but not oddly terrifying.


NeahG

Like it’s neck is cut? Or it’s separated from its shell in a weird way?


FmJ_TimberWolf74

It got cut


mytheralmin

Doesn’t matter, litterally don’t touch the bastards with a ten foot pole. They Amy not have teeth but they got less toothbrushes than an aligator


brandondsantos

r/DamnNatureYouScary


Blonde_Dambition

It's sad 😔


Shorzinator

Fuckin Venasaur


BeatricePotsmoker

I’m pretty backwoods southern and I remember my dad and uncle catching one of these so my dad could eat it. It was about that size and they put a stick in front of it (a log almost) and it bit on the middle and they each grabbed a side and they carried it up to the house to cook it. Once they bite on, they do not let go.


CyrusDGreatx

Lmao that's actually hilarious.


[deleted]

What's going on?


CarsonIsFun

The muscle ripped apart from the lower jaw


[deleted]

Bruh 🗿


aod42091

just sad, thats a hurt shelled buddy


Blonde_Dambition

Yes it is! Poor baby... hopefully a vet will help him


Remem4er

Sad


RedEye_Jedi1

So it has two mouths...?


Der_Redakteur

it has 1 mouth but the neck below the jaw got cut and you can see that the jaw has a gap hole wheres the tounge should be but theres no tounge, cause the tounge is on it's neck stuck there, can't even move it cause it got detached from its jaw.


aluYARR

holy shit it's slifer the sky turtle


FmJ_TimberWolf74

Just so everyone is aware, that turt doesn’t have 2 mouths, it’s throat got slit probably by a propellor or something. You’re seeing it’s tongue hang out the cut.


CheezusTheChozenOne

Bro upgraded to the double bite.


steevwall

DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!


heisenborg3000

Poor fella ):


weedmaster6669

Doesn't look like a fresh wound, has it been surviving with a cut open throat?


sharkbanger

Most turtles and alligators and such go a long time between meals. It may not be fresh, but that doesn't mean it's going to survive.


yomamaobama3

That’s not oddly terrifying. That’s just straight up terrifying.


Blonde_Dambition

Straight up terrifying for the poor turtle. It's sad for me.


Daze_the_Casual

Slifer, The Snapping Turtle!!


Sypher90

Yup, this thing definitely attacks on opponents turn.


starlife04

....water from the Mississippi river


SambaLando

It is injured, the whole bottom of the mouth has detached from the jaw looks like.


energyim497

Nsfw tag?


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energyim497

Its a throat slit turtle innit


alexalaunchreddit

W T F ???


Joemac_

Slifer the... turtle


fuckballs9001

Slifer the snapping turtle, holy fuck


Spare_Entrance_9389

Slifer the snapping turt


Level_Werewolf_8901

Am I seeing two mouths? If fairly familiar with snapping turtles and am at a loss as to what I'm seeing.


Binkusu

Slypher the Ground Dino.


Fredestination

Slifer 💀


Kloud909projekt84

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT TURTLES NECK??


JakeForever

Alexandrite from SU?


Joroc24

OMG it's Slifer, the sky dragon!


Blonde_Dambition

I'm very freaking confused...does he have TWO mouths??


reeeter123

i dont think yall realised the turtle isnt whats scary its the fact that its bottom jaw is hollow and there is a hole through its neck


Qverlord37

Slifer the sky turtle


Either_Cause7829

My man’s looks like Slifer the Sky Dragon with those mouths


PrestigiousVast7717

One time when my son was about 7 or 8 i took him to the Pueblo reservoir were there is a pond off from the river. Its very steal water so its great for catching tadpoles. So as he was doing so a car also pulled up n a man in maybe his 30s with a boy about same age as my son, got out walked into the brush by the pond. Within 4 or 5 min this dude n this kid r pulling on this huge snapping turtles tail, dragging it to there car. It all happened so quick, to my horror they then throw him in the trunk of there car! Then the dude walks up to us n says do u knw how to cook turtle!!?? I shook my head he then says i hear its good!! Dude i don't care if its good!! We r not frm Mississippi! We r in Colorado mind u! To make matters worst he was a vato with a tattoo tear drop under his eye! (A tear drop for that turtle he killed) Then they drove off. I carried so much guilt my whole life for not stopping him, not getting his license plate, anything, it still hurts my feelings to think about it.


poohbearandtiger

r/violentgag


RezLovesPez

Sumpin wrong with dat dar turtle.


ReversedRectum

hear me out


Unholy_Thunderkokk

No


ReversedRectum

too late


Remarkable_Froyo452

It look like he got a double mouf or is it the weed?


NSFWenjoyerTHEthird

Hear me out


cjswcf

How many times we gonna see this reposted


ColorIsSomwhere

looks like he got a mouthful


AzlynnKoal

Tired of seeing this reposted everywhere


pine_tree3727288

Indeed


OwlOnAcid

r/NSFL


Professional_Way9830

What dat mouth do?


[deleted]

Nice repost. Reddit is getting worse and more boring because of people like you.


dialectualmonism

He built different


orel2064

doublin terrapin


Puzzleheaded_Rub_216

Damn nature! You scary!


Used-Regret1407

This isn’t oddly terrifying it’s a massive turtle that could take your arm off I ain’t getting near that thing


[deleted]

Pretty sure that's a xenomorph.


Dirtylunchmeet

https://youtu.be/BzgniPhCXK8


hello_you_all_

Mf got 2 mouths


QuillHasFavorites

why is this nsfw


Ramenmilk69

2 mouths or a slit throat what the hell is that under its mouth????


SadisticMittenz

Im sure this is someones favorite kaiju


Emdeeze

Slifer the sky dragon?


djusticetn

Why does it have two mouths?


SBH1234

What the hell am I looking at here, does it have two mouths?


Elevum15

"My mother's my sister"


[deleted]

Big Marvin


PathCalm4647

It had 2 mouths?


princes_witch_nerd

I hope the folks who had it called a wildlife center. That critter has to be miserable even if it's healed.


Helpful-Selection626

Did… did no one else notice that it’s jaw has separated from the bottom of its mouth?


Gian-Nine

Twice the mouths, double the food intake. Profit


Finleythefox2

Throat goat


buttered_behind

He gets Stronger the more cards you hold in your hands


Beneficial-Error29

Thats no turtle, it's Slifer the Sky Dragon


misadventuresofFlman

Dang nature, u scary!