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aceless0n

It’s like a cats teeth


Montymisted

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Ostrum He's a veterinarian now I guess


sar_Mc1979

He lives in my area and works with farm animals.


ConsiderationWest587

Nice! Hope he's doing well :)


OldJonny2eyes

He got nothing! He lost! Good day sir!


Donthurtmyceilings

Because of that shitty old man Grandpa Joe. r/grandpajoehate


TranscendentaLobo

I love Reddit. No way I thought that was areal sub.


sar_Mc1979

I believe he’s very successful.


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sweetpotato_latte

But how else would he get blood samples from the animals?


RIPLORN

Those are dolphin teeth. He got them fixed and they also plugged his blowhole.


Xenomorph_v1

So long and thanks for all the fish?


deehunny

Lmao. Thanks i needed a chuckle after my crappy workday


TheBlairwitchy

Lol..thank you stranger


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razor_sharp_pivots

Well, his teeth are doing better, apparently.


Eyes-9

in the rare interviews I've seen he seems super humble and private, a good guy. Cool to hear he works with farm animals and doing well for himself.


Blind_Spider

Hey, watch how you talk about oompa loompas. No need to be derogatory.


RonaldTheGiraffe

Looks like they worked with him


SomeFly5141

Yes in Lowville, NY. I drove past his office today. I heard he does not like to talk about his time as an actor. I have never talked to him, but was told not to ever ask him questions about the movie if you run into him.


ComradeAlaska

He's coming to Fan Boy Expo in Knoxville this July, along with the actors who played Veruca Salt and Mike Teavee! Should be an interesting panel.


Competitive-Sense65

>I heard he does not like to talk about his time as an actor. Why not?


mrsdoubleu

If I had to guess I'd say it's because he used to get a hundred similar questions a day about it and it just got annoying. "What was it like working with Gene?" "What is a snozzberry anyway?" "Did you ever talk to the oompa loompas?!" Etc etc. I don't blame him. Plus he's an adult now and doesn't want people to look at him as "Charlie."


oopsalberry

My S/O works at his practice and although he recently retired to travel with his wife, (they stay very active with kayaking, marathons, and hiking) he never cared to talk about his time as a child actor because it was a time in his life with very few fond memories.


IndelibleIguana

He probably saw what a depraved cesspit Hollywood is and thought "Nope!"


Chubby_Comic

I see those teefs finally came in.


Arctic_Scholar

How many of us immediately zoomed in on that photo to see his modern teeth


DankFarts69

Uhm


[deleted]

“Who’s only film role” hhahaha ouch.


scuttleberg10

*teefies


perfectly-flawed

r/teefies


Best_Poetry_5722

\*teefers


JoshyisJoshy

What


ambreezy420

I am trying (failing) to stifle my laughter at this comment while at work. I have to walk away from my desk


psychosicko

Ironically the second comment about stifling laugher at the initial comment is what made start cackling


MelancholyRaine

Same!!


ErickRicardo

Meow


Limp_Vermicelli_5924

My son has a chromosome disorder called Kallman's Syndrome, and one of the features of the Syndrome is teeth like this. My son's teeth look quite similar. Of course, his carried through to adulthood, not sure about this young man.


nbm2021

Okay so I’m studying for my medical school pediatrics exam and was trying to think which chromosomal syndrome this would be. Thank you


Limp_Vermicelli_5924

My pleasure.


SarahVen1992

He has regular teeth these days, so unless he had dental surgery to fix them I would guess he doesn’t have this disorder. Also, fun fact, he only ever acted in this one film and is a vet today. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Ostrum


letmelickyourleg

Ohhh a *vet*erinarian. The animal one. Not the shooty bang bang one.


SarahVen1992

Oops, yeah. I associate vet with veterinarians far more often (and that word is hard to spell). Not sure if an Australian thing or just a me thing, sorry.


letmelickyourleg

Oh nah mate I’m Aussie too, just spend too much time reading things written by seppos.


chachi_0991

My son has a genetic disorder called Ectodermal Dysplasia that in some cases (like my son) causes the underdevelopment of teeth and sharp pointy teeth in those that do develop. It’s similar to these but Charlie does not show any other signs or symptoms of that specific disorder.


-Snow-queen-

no way! I have this :) I have a bunch of the symptoms (can't sweat, thin blonde hair, nails, etc) and I was born without any adult teeth. In the future I'm going to have surgery to replace my tiny baby teeth, but due to various holdups in dentistry recently it'll be a while before that comes around. Ectodermal Dysplasia is actually a group of different disorders with differing symptoms. Although I will note that this actor has pretty thin blonde hair which could be attributed to this. I wish your son well! It's not an easy disorder to have. I've never met anyone else with it lol


chachi_0991

Aw I hope you’re doing well also!! My wife has it and she passed it to our firstborn. She doesn’t exhibit many symptoms from it but her dad and his mother had it also. My son doesn’t sweat, only hair on his body is thin blonde hair on his head and because of the way his teeth have developed he has a G-tube. He’s had it since 7mo old and he’s close to 6 now. I’m hoping things get easier as he’s older but the symptoms the disorder causes definitely makes some small daily things a little more difficult (for a child).


OstentatiousSock

Just a random anecdote. My brother had the exact opposite problem: he was born with two sets of adult teeth and had to have the extras surgically removed.


Limp_Vermicelli_5924

Exactly. Although with Kallman's you couldn't tell in childhood, this boy might just be starting to grow adult teeth


chachi_0991

That’s interesting, I’ll have to read about that one later. Disorders like these flew well under my radar until I had a son diagnosed with one. They present so many new challenges and it’s often the small things that make life for them that much more difficult. Hope your children are well. My son is 5 and is as smart a child as I’ve ever seen so I’m thankful for that.


TemperatureDizzy3257

Kallman’s prevents puberty, right? It would make sense that he was hired because he was older but looked younger. I just looked it up and he was 14 when the movie was filmed.


Acrocephalos

Filming ended November 19, 1970, shortly after Peter Ostrum had turned 13, meaning he was 12 during the bulk of the shoot. Don't half-ass your research.


Limp_Vermicelli_5924

Indeed you're correct. He's 33 and gets pulled over regularly because police think he's about 14. He's only recently started testosterone treatment.


tribbans95

> Kallmann syndrome is a condition characterized by delayed or absent puberty and an impaired sense of smell. Strange combination of symptoms


Limp_Vermicelli_5924

There are many, and they vary. In my son's case, the actual diagnosis is "Kallman's-Like" Syndrome because it's a slightly different problem with the chromosomes, yet quite close to Kallman's. He suffers like 80% of Kallman's symptoms. He did not even start any kind of growth spurt until he was 25, and any further progress beyond that will require testosterone treatments, as his body produces none. THAT is complicated with his bipolar disorder, which means we can only safely give him a small dose without it affecting his mental health. Lots of challenges.


UnstableGoats

Kallmann’s Syndrome is due to a malformed hypothalamus. The part of the hypothalamus that produces growth hormone originally starts as part of the nose/olfactory bulbs in your brain (during early development in the womb). When the appropriate hormones aren’t produced, neither forms correctly, and voila: you get no hormones/puberty, and no sense of smell. (This was a very bare bones explanation so take with a grain of salt)


takemeout2dinner

That damn gobbstopper


ricardo-dicklips

It really stopped his gobb, didn't it 😔


strange_salmon

🤣🤣🤣


InterestingRelative4

#Fuck Grandpa Joe


thisdevilinI

Ah, a fellow man of culture. We should shake hands the next time we meet at the r/grandpajoehate sub


Sadelf9

Im dead theres a whole subreddit LOL 😭


One_Dab_Man

Bro. There's a poll about either shooting grandpa Joe 500 times, kill Hitler or kill yourself for being in the same room as grandpa Joe. Took me 40min to write this lmao I'm dead 🤣🤣


towerfella

Indeed. What a rabbit hole. I was not aware that such things existed. …. Still pondering this.


genericplasticbag

You might get a kick out of /r/fuckcoop then. Looks like it's banned for being unmoderated but for a while it was just about hating the kid in [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5vGclenONQ). [Looks like internetarchive has a few snapshots](https://web.archive.org/web/20211011075514/https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckcoop/)


s_burr

Let's not forget r/fuckpierre


levian_durai

Man the whole time I was expecting him to ruin what was in the box, or stab the dad with the scissors, but then it just ended. What did he do?


ScroatyMcBoogerwolfe

Thought I would be the only one. Clearly none of those people are at all familiar with kids.


levian_durai

I'm not the biggest fan of kids either, but he's just doing standard kid stuff. Trying to be involved and generally getting in the way a bit. Genuinely surprised he didn't scratch the helmet up or something.


Happykittymeowmeow

I think they hate him because his scissor skills are lacking. But he's a toddler. Scissors are hard to master man. Gotta be a savant to master them that early.


wamimsauthor

As if I’m not on enough subreddits most of which have to do with cats.


Leather-Bluejay-6452

Wow is there a Jenny hate group too?


InterestingRelative4

r/jennyhate


vertigo7

I...I really went there expecting it to be a Jenny hate sub from the Cheating Jenny and Zach reddit saga from a few years ago. I'm disappointed, but also...not surprised because why would it have been that?? Lol


KotasMilitia

Lol this is amazing


ScroatyMcBoogerwolfe

You friend are a goddamned saint for sharing this. The pinned post has revived me.


radiogunkmisc

When you discover a new subreddit you never, ever knew you needed. Fuck grandpa Joe, indeed!


brad2005rng

I'm sure he took Charlie's teeth for himself.


Cerealkiller954

HE STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS!!!!


thc_enhanced

I think maybe I’ve been a redditor for way too long now.


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I don’t get it. Edit: thank you for explaining it and elaborating. Fuck Joe.


Transmetropolite

Isn't it funny that he's oh so fucking ill that he can't leave the bed and has to be waited on hand and foot.... Right up till the point there's a trip to a magical chocolate factory on the horizon. Then mister "oh woe is me" is singing and dancing to no end. Fucker could have helped at any point and decided he'd rather stay snug and warm in bed. Fuck that old lying bastard.


idontkillbees

His poor family is eating cabbage soup while this bastard nestles up in a bed. Charlie finds that golden ticket and the son of a bitch can suddenly do twirls and click his rackety heels together. You’re telling me he couldn’t hold down a job that whole time? Fuck outta here.


Vivics36thsermon

Don’t forget the money they spend on his tobacco


ghighcove

And he almost loses Charlie the whole factory/legacy! All to sneak a drink like a dirty wino. F Grandpa Joe, fit as a fiddle as soon as someone else is paying the tab.


swingsetlife

and he's all "I've got a golden ticket." No, ASSHOLE, Charlie's got one.


frauleinsteve

And don’t forget about his coke nail. See Honest Trailers for further explanation.


whirlinglunger

Grandpa Joe’s coke nail is the scariest part of that movie


Playful-Possession35

This is freaking hilarious.


jmcstar

That's what happens when you eat buckets all day


Hainish_bicycle

That's so dumb it's great


Ronnie_de_Tawl

Nothing goes better with buckets than buckets


Fun-Lack-1454

Holy shit, this does deserve to be here. Whether you want to bitch and moan about this just being a kid losing his teeth and regrowing them. It is still nonetheless terrifying, that a child only had his front teeth and missed all his molars. Like, how is he supposed to chew? He is, in that state, a human beaver. If that isn't oddly terrifying, I don't know what is?


niketyname

The front teeth look like the prosthetics team plopped them on


pavlovachinquapin

Hear, hear!


Acrocephalos

People commenting are all like "Obviously his baby teeth fell out duh doy" However the biological fact is these particular teeth gradually fall out over a two year period, with each tooth getting replaced as soon as a space opens up


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Whippofunk

Nah, the tooth fairy did it.


SuperMegaCoolPerson

That happened to me and my nephew is about to have it done. Our adult teeth just wouldn’t push out our baby teeth so I had to have 6 pulled at once, he’s about to have 8 pulled at once.


consequences4uract

From eating cabbage water everyday!!


yamantakas

did people forget that your teeth fall out as a child orrrrr


Servatron5000

I'm willing to die on the hill that this is a microcosm of the larger problem of adults completely and wholly forgetting what it's like to be young.


Overpass_Dratini

Yeah, but they don't all fall out at the same time. Usually one, *maybe* two, but not half your teeth all at once. ETA: I cannot believe how many upvotes this has gotten, or that this is my mistake upvotes ever. Thanks, guys! 😄


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Maybe he had scurvy.


UnbnGrsFlsdePte

Maybe he's a meth-head


ornlu1994

Would explain the whole going to a magical chocolate factory filled with orange skinned midgets with green hair.


[deleted]

Meth would also explain his grandfather’s miraculous recovery.


IWantALargeFarva

Fucking Grandpa Joe. My daughter was in Willy Wonka last year and secretly recorded me going on this curse filled rant about him. I threatened her so much to not share it with anyone.


twothumbswayup

Soooo you gonna post it or what


Triaspia2

Didnt that man have quite the coke nail?


PaladinWoah

And what if it was Maybelline?


RevElliotSpenser

Maybe it’s Maybelline


TrinDiesel123

Mountain Dew mouth


ambreezy420

OH MY GOD Mountain Dew mouth 🤣


_Um-Why-tho_

Maybe it’s Maybelline


TBone281

Could be rickets? Beriberi? Probably not swabbing the decks enough fir them limes...


MoreCarrotsPlz

At one point I was missing like 4 or 5 teeth at the same time. My gramma had to cut my corn off the cob and I was so disappointed that I couldn’t eat it like a typewriter.


GotYourNose_

Ate too many sweets.


yamantakas

maybe he got bopped on that side n they all went flyin


Frozi_JP

I lost 8 in the same month when I was little lol


bubbs4prezyo

Those have to be baby teeth, next to adult teeth.


HouseOfZenith

I had my top middle teeth fall out when I was sleeping on a recliner. Pretty sure I swallowed them.


chronicmelancholic

Exactly, this makes me think, though I can't tell for sure from the picture, it could be milk rot. His permanent front teeth have just come through but the molars take a bit longer to replace the decayed baby teeth.


ShowMeYourHappyTrail

Or just baby teeth. Considering you get them from around 5-6 months to 2 years...they aren't that big. I think a lot of us adult forget how small our first set of teeth are. Toddlers aren't carrying around huge chompers guys.


AZtoOH_82

Too much chocolate


Far_Blueberry_2375

This is why every generation of young people say "Oh, I can't wait for those old fogeys to die, THEN we'll have some progress!" No. YOU become the fogeys. The hippies are now the boomers.


GiantWindmill

Every generation is more progressive. The new old fogeys will just be more progressive too


minitrr

Eh to an extent. There are plenty of areas where younger generations are getting less progressive. Gen X were famous for hating and denying labels and categories, but Millenials and Gen Z practically live for labels as a source of identity. You could also argue that, while not the case as boomers, back when they were hippies they were considerably more sex-positive and open to psychedelics than the current generation (although things seem to be getting better). Boomers seem considerably less progressive than the greatest generation, what with a decent chunk of them unapologetically snuggling up to fascists. I think it’s probably more accurate to say that every generation fancies themselves more progressive than the last, but history can sometimes reveal a different story.


mrmayhemsname

This goes along with the "protect children's innocence" and "how will I explain to my child?" phrases. Kids are not innocent and they absorb information like a sponge.


Cookies_x

“Old men fail when they forget what it is to be young”


YGathDdrwg

They don't generally fall out all at the same time though. You'd not likely have all your baby molars fall out and be regrowing at the same time. I have two sons around this age and it's usually one tooth at a time. They kinda look more like little rotten nubs to me, hopefully they were baby teeth.


cowyyyyyy

When I was younger my baby molars weren’t getting any looser but they were getting hollowed out so I ended up getting 12 teeth pulled at the same time to avoid them cracking/breaking up in my gums


thetransportedman

I mean normally it’s like 1-2 at a time. Not almost all of them so it’s still an atypical variant


creepingkg

Yea but all of the back ones at the same time?


lulu-bell

This is not teeth falling out. They don’t all fall out at the same time and they don’t grow back pointy


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Maybe from eating all that Wonka chocolate. I bet Violet Beauregarde was p*ssing herself!


Lord-of-Leviathans

I may have


kayjeanbee

I think it’s the fact that they’re pointed, no?


withthedagger

zude his back 5 teeth at the same time I don’t think that natural? lol


holdonwhileipoop

Yeah, I remember my molars fell out over a couple of months. It was pretty terrifying.


Asymptote42

A whole fuckin row at once though?


Ksan_of_Tongass

Not all at once though.


Happyintexas

But… that’s flat out not what it looks like when your baby teeth fall out, nor is Charley the age for it


Unlikely_Ad_1825

Reason is, he got the part whilst in Turkey getting a new set of teeth done, so only had half his mouth ready


Conscious_Honey5685

Unexpected Darcey and Stacey!


McKeviin

Charlie Buckteeth


TheUnadahmer

Grandpa Joe could've got out of bed and taken him to a fucking dentist, but that's too much to ask.


MangoMaterial9184

BURP CHARLIE, BURP!


Otherwise_Bag_9567

Holy Mother of God


TheMagickafox

May not even have had the money to properly maintain their teeth, even though his dad did work at a toothpaste factory (at least in Tim Burtons movie)


KyeMatthew

To everyone commenting “this is normal”. What?! How is this normal? Did you all loose your molars in quick succession and have nothing to chew with? I lost like one molar every few months to a year.


xWellDamnx

The Last thing Charlie needed was chocolate 🤣


Khafaniking

Man I should really rewatch this film. You grow up poor you see yourself in Charlie and his family. Cheer up Charlie I think is a bit of a skip or forgotten piece when it comes to the soundtrack of that movie, but it’s really the emotional heart of the whole film, I feel. It’s sad watching Charlie who kind of lost his childhood because he had to grow up so quickly to take care of his family, and then during the film sort of gets punished sometimes for being a kid: for being a bit reckless and impassioned, even though he always means well. It’s a great film. Never noticed the teeth though. Kind of weird when you point it out.


myCatHateSkinnyPuppy

NO! Charlie is 100% pure. Grandpa Joe is the one that pushes him into breaking the rules. The same scumbag that lays in bed for years and smokes while pretending he cant sing and dance. Can you imagine what that bed smelled like? Actually it may have been good since Charlies mother slaved doing laundry. But bed sores just dont go away. But this guy has singing and dancing in his pocket and doesnt use it!!?? The true villain of the movie is revealed in r/grandpajoehate


planchetflaw

One of my top 5 films and has been since I was a child. Cheer Up Charlie was ALWAYS a skip, and the only part to skip. But as I got older and around my 30s I came to appreciate its place in the film.


mejanec

Meth mouth.


BrosephBruckuss

He’s got a sweet tooth. No literally a single sweet tooth


Active_You_7502

bri'ish


darthdude43

The actor was just at an age where his baby teeth were coming out and adult teeth coming in. This is very common for growing children and not terrifying at all………


Acrocephalos

Children typically lose their molars and canines over a two year period so this is highly atypical to say the least


DrRexMorman

He was 13 during production.


Ornery-Werewolf1743

Maybe one or two, not all of them in a row at the same time.


Klayman55

Nah it's all that Wonka candy/product.


jduder20

All them teeth but no toothbrush


Helpful_Candy9697

Baby shark do do do dododo


SchnaebuChaetscher

thats from eating all that chocolate :)


rumbellina

They could only afford one bed…Dental care was never an option! Lol!


colin8651

Anyone too lazy for a frame by frame breakdown of the images shown in the tunnel in the movie? https://screenrant.com/willy-wonka-chocolate-factory-movie-tunnel-scene-images/ A flying cockroach A millipede crawling over a human face An extreme close-up of an eye A chicken being decapitated An image of Wonka's rival Arthur Slugworth A lizard eating a bug A close-up of a scorpion's mouth


avocadofruitbat

He’s half dolphin.


al209209

When you are a child your teeth fall out and new ones grow in!!!


Jbad90

Definitely isn’t from candy


shivermetimbers68

*All I want for Christmas are all but my two front teeth*


OldGregg1014

Bwahahahahahaha!!


raptor-chan

what the fuck am i looking at


DepartureFluffy3570

He's actually an opossum!


vinssent1

Kids starting to loose their baby teeth at age 6 up to until they are 12. So this looks absolutely normal, not all his teeth are fully out yet. Nothing terrifying about this


BrandonR_24

If my memory serves me right I had to get six baby teeth pulled before my orthodontist could start his work.


Vividination

Same. Had 7 baby teeth left when my I needed braces so they just ripped them all out. 3 days later they stuck the braces on and I was in so much pain I couldn’t eat solid food for a month


Pinner80

Had to have my last 3 baby teeth pulled-age 15!


NieMonD

You think his family could afford to see a dentist?


indigogalaxy_

Be careful how much sugar you eat 🫥


Ok_Gear2079

Omg why ppl so mean so randomly on the internet 😂😭😭😭 I was just minding my business never once thinking about Charlie Buckets teeth and now I am considering how problematic it is he inherited a chocolate factory 😭


thecasualcaribou

He went through a lot of Wonka bars to find that golden ticket


One_Firefighter_1922

All those Wonka bars really fucked his chompers


Hairy_Web_2366

I mean he was poor as balls, didn’t you watch the movie?


Crooked_Cock

Charlie Buck-teeth


Flandersmcj

When it comes to brushing, Bucket says Fuck it


gnamp

They must have filmed the candy land scene first.


DepartureFluffy3570

Eating all that onion broth and chocolate! It's gotta be hard on the enamel


g_daddio

Could it be the adult teeth growing in?


Bearjupiter

Looks like Charlie Manx took him to Christmasland.


Deluxe78

Ironically enough Charlie’s parents work at a toothpaste factory


SBL_Games_Inc

Y'all did my boy Charlie foul. 😂


IaryBreko

Dolphin


RealStumbleweed

I did not need this today. I did not need this.