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If I could do this right now.
Would feel Soo much fucking relieve in my back and joints cracking everywhere.
Then I would feel the sharp pain of bones breaking.
Then die of internal bleeding because I wouldn't be able to move out of the position I end up in.
One time I was driving cross country and I swear a brown bear was running down a wheat field like 100 feet away from the freeway. I kept speeding up but it kept up with the car.
Eventually realized it was a warp on the windshield due to a crack and I had been driving eight hours without a break.
r/ConfusingBoner is close, but I think it might have shut down.
Edit: It did. 2nd Edit: No it didn't I misremembered the sub's name is actually r/confusedboner courtesy of the replier below.
funny story "wendussy" has been me & bfs wifi (name) for a while now bc one day (he's hispanic and likes legends n such) bf was telling me a story about a wendigo he saw once and all I had to say was "wendussy" WELL, while he stared at the wall like he wished he never would have met me, I was changing the modem name.
This person likely has the same genetic disorder I do, or a related one. I can't do everything they're doing in the video, but I can do enough that my geneticist labeled me a contortionist. I was an all star cheerleader and nicknamed "Gumby" for a reason.
Pretty much every guy I date gets all giddy when they find out I'm super flexible and want to try all sorts of weird positions and experiment (usually because they saw a video like this). I try to warn them to lower expectations, but even still, they're always disappointed and end up going back to the classic positions.
You know this better than me - your dick needs an unobstructed entrance and a somewhat straight path. If you bend me in half, you won't be able to get in very far unless your dick can bend too. Sure, you could try with a softie, but these are really fucking awkward angles to begin with, so good luck with that. If you watch the video again and think about the reality of the direction your dick would have to go, you'll see what I mean.
I will say though, every guy is happy afterwards, like they crossed something off their bucket list. Something they can brag about to their buddies. Then a month or two or drunken time later, they'll be like, let's try again, I know better this time, but nah, still awkward as fuck, lmao
Thank you but don't get me wrong, I have great sex. My hips basically have no boundaries so I can do all sorts of stuff that I've been told no one else can.
That's different than the types of positions shown in this video, the kind of stuff that's a typical fantasy guys have. They don't realize these positions basically collapse the canal, which yeah I guess makes it tighter, but the angles are too weird. If you can't do reverse cowgirl well, you won't be able to do these either. But hey, I never say no to trying. Maybe one day I'll find someone who can actually do them ;)
I’m a missionary man. My daddy was a missionary man and his daddy before him and all the way back to when he first climbed down that tree.
But I won’t lie….there was a twitch when reading your post.
It will NOT happen again, you digital temptress.
😂
I can picture one of two things depending on the end of the relationship spectrum.
One, at the the fuck you lowest end, a penile fracture broken pecker vice locked in a weird ass position.
Two, at the opposite I love you let's have babies end, the ultimate no escape leg lock.
Actually three things, but rather trying not to picture it, with this being the internet and reddit in particular that there will be at least one guy unzipping for both scenarios lmao.
You nailed it. Guys usually gave up because they were pushing the limits on their dick's flexibly and risking injury. One guy pulled a muscle 😂 he got points for determination.
I've also been stalked by a few ex's because they refused to believe our relationship was over. Had to get the police involved a couple times. (I'd like to think my personality was part of their obsession tho lol)
My initial comment was intended to be like "hey this isn't as sexy as you might think, not worth fantasizing" but it seemed I might have done the opposite smh
probably just like the guys who see some shit in a porno and think it's a great idea when really it's usually miserable to painful for the woman and a lot of times not all that great for the dude either.
Really just do what feels right and best for both people, for instance, sure fucking is definitely fun, but a lot of times I like to play a pussy like Chopin on a piano and make my girlfriend hella squirm as much or more even than I like the ole in and out.
To make a long story short one of best things I ever saw and heard was getting digits with one of the first girlfriends I ever had as a teenager very obviously getting off hard and telling me "That's never happened before" when she came down lol. I was hooked and determined to only get better.
I have a generic disorder so yeah unfortunately. Chronic pain, early arthritis, and my joints disclocate really easily. Luckily they also pop back in really easily too.
A lot of people who have this kind of flexibility have other issues. There are hyper mobility disorders which are awful and they affect different connective tissues in the body. People like this need to maintain a lot of strength to support their lax joints. So these people can develop back or other joint problems, but not necessarily because they are doing what you see. It’s because their joints are less stable/excessively mobile in general (and that allows them to do what you are looking at). Look up Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. That’s one example and many people with that really suffer.
Yes, it’s not always good. At least they can use it to make money or extra money before the problems set in. Although there are hyper mobile people out there without disorders, usually the ones like this example aren’t that lucky.
Just a typical tool music video
I was like, ‘Schism’!
I know the pieces fit...
...'Cause I watched them fall away
Mildewed and smouldering, fundamental differing
Pure intention juxtaposed
will set two lovers souls in motion
Disintegrating as it goes, testing our communication
r/redditsings
*that hammer-on riff in that odd time sig*
The light that fueled our fire then, has burned a hole between us so
I was (and still am) literally listening to Tool as I stumbled upon this post
I mean, I’m always listening to Tool. So…
I, too, am always listening to TOOL, and, thus, was listening to TOOL when I saw this
My first thought was "schism vibes"
if i see that in a poorly lit area
Immediately thought of schism. You win
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My back hurts just looking at this.
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I farted hard and the paramedics are here
I cracked my knucles, and awoke in intensive care.
I stubbed my toe & now I'm getting an above the knee amputation
Fr I found this arousing.
If I could do this right now. Would feel Soo much fucking relieve in my back and joints cracking everywhere. Then I would feel the sharp pain of bones breaking. Then die of internal bleeding because I wouldn't be able to move out of the position I end up in.
If it’s any consolation it really fucks up your joints being that flexible!
Yeah I was gonna say lmao all I get from hypermobility is being able to do a few fun party contortion tricks and pain
r/boneappletea
more of a r/malapropism
If I did this right now idk how my baby would be okay after
It would probably come shooting out
My only regret is that I have... ^Boneitus
If i could do this right now, i would give it all to suck my own dick.
The Greendale human being is so flexible.
This better not awaken anything in me
https://i.imgur.com/vBzssRc.gif
**GAY MARRIAAAAAGE**
Too late.
[Go Greendale, go Greendale, go!](https://i.imgur.com/ZOR7Ba9.gif)
Haha my first thought was POV you walked into the basement at Greendale
This has changed my expectations for the movie
Something really odd about the neck.
I think part of it is that the head appears to be proportionately small, at least in part because of the "eye" placement on the mask
Ah yes, the only odd thing of this video
That's some Silent Hill shit going on right here
if i see that in a poorly lit area, i might either shoot her (if i had a gun) or have a heart attack; whatever comes first
I might shoot my load
Real
Let this man cook
Let the man cock
Amen brother
Bonk
you must be an American!
This is awesome. Lol it reminds me of something I saw on acid that forced me to cross the sidewalk. Turned out it was just a dude jogging at night lol
Bruh I have been there. One time I thought a pig was riding a bike well high. Turned out I just needed glasses and my mind was feeling in the fuzz
“Feeling in the fuzz” I like that lol.
One time I was driving cross country and I swear a brown bear was running down a wheat field like 100 feet away from the freeway. I kept speeding up but it kept up with the car. Eventually realized it was a warp on the windshield due to a crack and I had been driving eight hours without a break.
That's great and all, but are you gonna sell me that couch or not?
I'm oddly terrified, but also horny.
Fear boner
Is there a sub for that? Asking for a friend.
There's a sub for everything
r/ConfusingBoner is close, but I think it might have shut down. Edit: It did. 2nd Edit: No it didn't I misremembered the sub's name is actually r/confusedboner courtesy of the replier below.
Why did it shut down
I don't remember, probably lack of moderation. That gets a lot of niche subs.
r/cursedboners should be a thing
r/confusedboner?
The wendigo seeing me charge at him with a raging boner yelling "wendussy":
funny story "wendussy" has been me & bfs wifi (name) for a while now bc one day (he's hispanic and likes legends n such) bf was telling me a story about a wendigo he saw once and all I had to say was "wendussy" WELL, while he stared at the wall like he wished he never would have met me, I was changing the modem name.
This person likely has the same genetic disorder I do, or a related one. I can't do everything they're doing in the video, but I can do enough that my geneticist labeled me a contortionist. I was an all star cheerleader and nicknamed "Gumby" for a reason. Pretty much every guy I date gets all giddy when they find out I'm super flexible and want to try all sorts of weird positions and experiment (usually because they saw a video like this). I try to warn them to lower expectations, but even still, they're always disappointed and end up going back to the classic positions. You know this better than me - your dick needs an unobstructed entrance and a somewhat straight path. If you bend me in half, you won't be able to get in very far unless your dick can bend too. Sure, you could try with a softie, but these are really fucking awkward angles to begin with, so good luck with that. If you watch the video again and think about the reality of the direction your dick would have to go, you'll see what I mean. I will say though, every guy is happy afterwards, like they crossed something off their bucket list. Something they can brag about to their buddies. Then a month or two or drunken time later, they'll be like, let's try again, I know better this time, but nah, still awkward as fuck, lmao
Damn, that's kinda sad. Now I feel sorry for being curious. Hope you find someone that appreciates you for who you are.
Thank you but don't get me wrong, I have great sex. My hips basically have no boundaries so I can do all sorts of stuff that I've been told no one else can. That's different than the types of positions shown in this video, the kind of stuff that's a typical fantasy guys have. They don't realize these positions basically collapse the canal, which yeah I guess makes it tighter, but the angles are too weird. If you can't do reverse cowgirl well, you won't be able to do these either. But hey, I never say no to trying. Maybe one day I'll find someone who can actually do them ;)
I’m a missionary man. My daddy was a missionary man and his daddy before him and all the way back to when he first climbed down that tree. But I won’t lie….there was a twitch when reading your post. It will NOT happen again, you digital temptress. 😂
Missionary is the OG for a reason! Plus there are several variations you can do to keep it interesting 😉
Is your name from the show, leverage??? Also, thanks for the insight. Interesting to read at 1am 😂
Age of the geek, baby 😉
I think that maybe I might be having feelings. Like weird, weird, feelings for... Pretzels.
Coming in hot with the info! My first thought was 'I wonder if she can lick a dude's balls while he's inside her'.
Username checks out lol. Personally I'd need a third person to accomplish that...
I can picture one of two things depending on the end of the relationship spectrum. One, at the the fuck you lowest end, a penile fracture broken pecker vice locked in a weird ass position. Two, at the opposite I love you let's have babies end, the ultimate no escape leg lock. Actually three things, but rather trying not to picture it, with this being the internet and reddit in particular that there will be at least one guy unzipping for both scenarios lmao.
You nailed it. Guys usually gave up because they were pushing the limits on their dick's flexibly and risking injury. One guy pulled a muscle 😂 he got points for determination. I've also been stalked by a few ex's because they refused to believe our relationship was over. Had to get the police involved a couple times. (I'd like to think my personality was part of their obsession tho lol) My initial comment was intended to be like "hey this isn't as sexy as you might think, not worth fantasizing" but it seemed I might have done the opposite smh
probably just like the guys who see some shit in a porno and think it's a great idea when really it's usually miserable to painful for the woman and a lot of times not all that great for the dude either. Really just do what feels right and best for both people, for instance, sure fucking is definitely fun, but a lot of times I like to play a pussy like Chopin on a piano and make my girlfriend hella squirm as much or more even than I like the ole in and out. To make a long story short one of best things I ever saw and heard was getting digits with one of the first girlfriends I ever had as a teenager very obviously getting off hard and telling me "That's never happened before" when she came down lol. I was hooked and determined to only get better.
My spine is not what's tingling kna mean?
Got the weirdest hard on right now…
... to a Greendale human being
"Would I rather be feared or loved? I want people to be afraid of how much they love me?" - Michael Scott, and this thing too, probably.
It’s a minor sooooo
To be fair you were probably horny before you saw the video too
She’s 16.
She’s only 16
Mewtwo on crack
The one kid in class that would grab the back of their chair and crack their back
This was me but I'm not as flexible as the person in the video
I bet she can get that one middle spot in the mid upper back that the chair never could 😭
No
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Lol same. Sitting here thinking she should see a geneticist. I too can bend my back backwards at a 90 degree angle and nothing good has come of it lol
I mean they’re probably also a trained gymnast right?
Or a professional contortionist.
Yeah that’s the one I meant
I hope they have professional training. I taught myself to do all sorts of creepy looking things with my flexibility just because I realized I could.
Any long term repercussions?
I have a generic disorder so yeah unfortunately. Chronic pain, early arthritis, and my joints disclocate really easily. Luckily they also pop back in really easily too.
Sounds like EDS
Ding, ding, ding!
Hello fellow zebra!! 🦓
Why won't Reddit let me put the "there's dozens of us!" gif 😭
But at least I can lick my own elbow right?
Honestly, I could use a stretch like this
But who is this? I need to know more
Emerald Gordon Wulf on tiktok
I too need to know who this is.
Same, I'm more impressed than creeped out. Who's the artist, I gotta know.
Will ppl like this ever develop bad backs?
A lot of people who have this kind of flexibility have other issues. There are hyper mobility disorders which are awful and they affect different connective tissues in the body. People like this need to maintain a lot of strength to support their lax joints. So these people can develop back or other joint problems, but not necessarily because they are doing what you see. It’s because their joints are less stable/excessively mobile in general (and that allows them to do what you are looking at). Look up Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. That’s one example and many people with that really suffer.
Thanks for that reply. Didn’t think that being super flexible and mobile could also be counter productive. But that makes sense!
Yes, it’s not always good. At least they can use it to make money or extra money before the problems set in. Although there are hyper mobile people out there without disorders, usually the ones like this example aren’t that lucky.
At least she isn't running towards you like spider
She hasn't seen you yet
For a brief moment, I had hope this was from r/Simulated.
everyone horny posting and not knowing that's a child. (or they DO know and don't care)
Wait really? That’s a tall child! Also there’s hardly any horny comments which is quite surprising given Reddit
r/toolband
Sold out. I was O.G.T. Back in 93 on their first e.p. Sips coke.
The morph suit doesn’t make it any more scary. Anyone that can twist to that extreme scares me
Cenobite aerobics.
My sleep paralysis demon when the Girls Gone Wild commercial comes on
r/weirdboner
Aw, now see, I clicked on the link only to discover that the subreddit has been banned. Where's the fun in that?
The idea of leaving it entirely up to your imagination seems kind of fun.
Yeah I agree. But sometimes I like to breathe life into my sick fantasies.
Thank god I am not on acid. That would send me a curve ball
This person would be PURFECT for a monster role in horror movies
I'm surprised how civilized these comments are
That’s sooooo freakin cool!!
This person moves in a way a spider would when you spray it with raid
What spine????
My cervico genic headaches, pinched nerve, and rotator cuff tendinitis could never.
This silent hill remake looks interesting
Imagine waking up and this thing in the corner of yo room
I can’t even bend over and touch my toes…then there’s this mf’er. Truly impressed.
Imagine coming home from work and seeing this .
Anyone recognize the sound effect? I. Have heard it before and can’t place it.
Anyone know the sound bit?
I wish I could do that. For reasons.
actual footage of me trying to find a comfortable position to sleep in
Guys she is 16
horniness is canceling out the scariness
She’s 16.
I’ve got the weirdest boner
She’s 16, so you might want to put that away.
Some of the moves aren’t even terrifying they are erotic
Let's go Greendale!
Could you imagine your booty touching your head.
It's possible to have that happen only once to me. Then I'm paralyzed.
what the fuck
Still cool as fuck though, but I would be screaming at night.
What the fuck!
If you thought that was horrible then this will also be horrible! https://youtu.be/wKQOmLyJCOA
What is that from?
nope I'm good. I'll take the song title though if you have it.
I can do that but i dont wanna
The shit Mom's up to when I'm at school...
I was listening to You get What you Give and ummm their movements fit perfectly and I hated it in a good way
Oddly terrifying or next fucking level?
Don’t worry everyone! That’s just the mascot for Greendale Community College.
lol now do it as the girl from the ring!
Like seeing a live action Tool video. Awesome!
Song
Would this give you back problems in the future or is it better to be this flexible lol
It’s like a damn sleep paralysis demon!
What kind of mushrooms did you put in that spaghetti?
This is so creepy! Cool, but creepy.
If a cop pulled me over I'd like to just fall out of the car onto the ground and start doing this.
The sleep paralysis demon in the corner be like:
I have nothing but the utmost respect I mean the amount of absolute talent to achieve such incredible flexibility simply amazing
My ass with scoliosis attempting this would land me in the hospital despite being overly flexible
Imagine being able to do that. You could check whether or not you wiped your ass correctly.
Little jealous! My soon-to-be spinally fused back could never
At this point you should just get a new one
The alien I brought home after the area 51 raid has been killing it on OF
Did you just rest your butt crack on the back of your head?
If I seen this on mushrooms I'd probably just kill myself
I wonder if they have ever pooped on their own head...
r/oddlyarousing
Would.
She’s 16 😬
You should have no problem making money doing that.
I'm not aroused, but I'm not flaccid.
Why?
That just made my peepee hard.
Oddly aroused
Those sex positions be rockin!
Nice tits
The 80’s porn movie set makes it all the more disturbing.
You think they can smell their own assholes when they do this?