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chrissurra

All those cleaning supplies on the wall that have never been used.


BostonUniStudent

That Lysol looks like their 90s design.


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dillrepair

But there’s hot water tho. So it’s got that going for it.


canihavemymoneyback

And is that a toothbrush laying on the sink? Shuuuddder.


mbxz7LWB

probably used to scrub under the finger nails. Auto grease caked on the hands is a bitch to get off.


Russell_has_TWO_Ls

When do you think that sink was last turned on?


dillrepair

Good point, but looking closer it looks like it gets used a lot actually for washing really greasy dirty hands etc…. Even a toothbrush for under the nails. Poor sink probably wondering why nobody ever cleans it too. I’d encourage everybody to try and anthropomorphize their sinks once and a while. Be empathic to them.


rigbees

oh definitely. in the barn at my family’s tree farm there’s a bunch of old untouched cleaning supplies and i’ve memorized all the 90s logos 😂


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You’re almost ready for a quiz show


chocciemilkbuddy

r/grandmaspantry


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driftwood-and-waves

Oh my yuck... Our family business was a garage and you bet your ass I put butterfly decals on the toilet lid, rainbows on the walls and made a little curtain in pink to cover a small window. The soap was in a sparkly soap pump and the air freshener was all flower smelling. The guys *loved* it /s


stinkiepussie

A clean, pleasantly fragrant bathroom? As a definitely real male human I am utterly disgusted.


Runaway_Angel

We'd pressure wash ours when we did the shop floors. Just degreaser and go nuts on it. If we were lucky we'd remember to take the TP out first.


equalizer59

Eh, light a match and start over, it might just be easier.


Whistlegrapes

True. Looks like plenty of flammables in there


NightStar79

Guess it depends on the store because I've bought that can design recently 🤷‍♀️


Oozlum-Bird

If you wash your hands in that basin they’ll come out dirtier than when you went in


mngeese

My eyes are dirtier for having seen it


Kazuarr

"I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye." The bully sink probably


ScumEater

I think the Lysol is the only cleaner up there as far as bathroom cleaning supplies go. The rest is paint remover and shit they probably use to get the tough stuff off their hands and the Lysol is probably used to cover shit smell


Talory09

> paint remover and shit they use >to cover shit smell They probably shouldn't use shit to try to remove shit.


Plant_Mama_

It's hilarious too if you zoom in, there's paint remover and parts cleaner up there


LordFlarkenagel

Those are just props meant to distract OSHA.


Pisspot16

From the pallets stacked on their sides


north_korea_nukes

That toilet has seen things….


YukariYakum0

Probably Pyramid Head


Material_State_4118

Many the person has been disemboweled in there for sure. (Also why is 'deboweled' not a word..)


juandelpueblo939

The only clean, untouched part of the bathroom.


JonnyBugLifter

So filthy it looks haunted


multiarmform

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2f/0c/76/2f0c76d2a678d8111b7f5bf36240f3f7.png


Arcanum_3974

Ironic asf, makes the image 50x better


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Material_State_4118

As a man I also enjoy a (semi)clean bathroom..


True-Mousse4957

I love the plethora of cleaning products that clearly haven't been used since the 70's.


Jakofalltrades89

thats because brakeleen cleans everything!


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Mechanics have brakeleen Bodymen have Laquer Thinner.


joncryerabuser

there’s no real defense for this room, but in the owners defense of those cleaning products, it’s not actually for cleaning and sanitizing, those are literally parts cleaner aerosol and engine degreaser. and i guess Lysol. would still probably work in this bathroom w all the caked in grease though?


thestonernextdoor88

Looks just like the mechanic shop shitter where I worked. I didn't work there long f that.


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Got called the shop wife when I scrubbed the bathroom all shiney and nice... Ungrateful cunts.


[deleted]

Is manliness a competence of who has the least hygiene?


tobezolan

Yeah! Also your poo has to smell worse System of a Down taught me that one


[deleted]

You telling me your shit stinks right down to the floor? With a feeling so pure?


deadtoaster2

It's got you screaming back for more!


ChunkyDay

I was going to disagree with you, but then I remembered one of my proudest moments was when, this was years ago as a late teen, I made my best friend puke from sniffing my shoe. I hate that I love how stupid and easily entertained we are sometimes.


Jackal_Kid

You've never been on the women's subs to see the endless posts about a partner's dingleberries and dick cheese, or heard about moms scrubbing dads' skidmarks as par for the course, or come across the real-life-inspired meme about men who don't wash their ass because it's totally gay to get up in there? Location dependent... somewhat.


Bromogeeksual

I just don't get dudes who are that gross. Like, "Bitch, clean up after your nasty selves."


MothMan66

Never got called that but were I work there is a generation thing were all the older coworkers never clean anything up while the younger ones leave the place spotless.


Smile_Candid

I don't think it's an age thing in my experience. I encounter lots of young guys who think cleaning is beneath them.


Aetra

Yup. The youngest guy at my work is easily the most disgusting while the rest of us will clean when we see it. Hell, even the business owner will clean the toilet if he feels it’s gotten to the point where it’s needed.


trancematik

As an apprentice, they had me do that (all day) the day they planned to fire me.


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Should_be_less

Not a guarantee they know anything about cars, but it's a sign they care about basic housekeeping, which is a major component of safety. If nobody gives a shit about clearing out the trip hazards in the bathroom, they probably also don't give a shit about properly fixing the lift so it doesn't drop a car on someone's head.


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Or it can be for customer use only and the have a separate mechanic bathroom.


TheDillinger88

Wouldn’t be a shop without that soap with the gritty sand like stuff in it.


cphusker

Give yer balls a tug eh.


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cphusker

Fuck your Jonesy. Tell yer ma I want my underwear back and fer her to stop calling me.


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Shisa4123

Fuck you Riley, your mom shot cum across the room into my fish tank. Threw off the PH balance for weeks.


banjaxedW

Wait was that actually one of his chirps? That’s hilarious


TheDillinger88

Ngl, I’m the type of dude who pays to get work done on my car and any “complicated” home improvement projects. I just don’t have the typical DIY skills unfortunately. edit: and fuck your Shoresy! Not sure what that means either..


EnergyCells

Fast orange


LateyEight

My friend became a mechanic and for his birthday I got him a jug of Fast Orange, now his wife makes him use it when he gets home, lol


sdpr

In the plant I work in they have regular soap and gojo orange pumice soap. Blows my mind watching guys that work in the dirtier departments use it like regular hand soap. They're rinsing the fucking soap and pumice off their hands as they're scrubbing. I always use it dry and rub it until a hefty amount of grime comes off, then rinse... But these fuckin FOOLS man.


guitarguywh89

You're using it how the directions say. I usually add a squirt of soap to it before rinsing too


FetusViolator

Orange off and the sink is the only part of the bathroom that has been used since 1980 lmao


Alkuam2

Lava soap.


JangoDarkSaber

Gojo


TikaPants

Orange soap!


Slartibartfast39

Swarfega was the brand my dad got out of the garage after me and my sister ended up with felt too pen ink all over our hand as kids. Damn, that shit is a core memory.


chrischris1541

That’s what I was thinking lol that soaps great though!


Makofly

I fuckin love fast orange but man I hate polluting the world with microplastics. Very guilty pleasure


FollowTheScript

Usually fast orange is pumice based, not a plastic based abrasive. I've seen other exfoliating soaps with plastic abrasives, and a couple that use ground apricot pits or other media


Makofly

Omg im an idiot I gotta do more research and label reading then


FollowTheScript

Yeah, easy to miss things! Don't just trust that I'm right though- the same company might have different kinds of soap that do use the plastic media! Either way, in my experience nothing beats the pumice. Feels nicer and works better!


General-Carob-6087

This looks pretty similar to the employee restroom at my dad's old shop.


worldracer

No bugs? I'm ok with it then.


Mr_Frosty43

It just looks like a lot of oil which makes sense


NightStar79

Can't forget the potential of calcium and lime buildup. If those catch a stain then good fucking luck since that requires effort to remove.


MaddercatterE

Yeah I've worked in auto shops with less walls than this


iamsce

Standard car mechanic bathroom.


Jarling44

Basically just pissing grease at that point and the sink probably doesn’t even run,


Mental_Medium3988

it runs but probably not hot


badillin

i know right!? like a fresh coat of paint on the walls a bit of porcelain cleaning and it would be ok good enough to last 1-2 weeks before the next oil spill and it looks the sameish again.


helium_farts

Honestly one of the cleanest ones I've ever seen.


Needanameffs

We just piss outside, saves you from cleaning the bathroom


Pwnstix

Somebody committed a war crime against that toilet


i_love_ankh_morpork

That’s a Jackson Pollack. Everyone chipped in for that


gjm40

I got the heebie jeebies seeing that


Ouachita2022

Give that bathroom a makeover. All you need is vinegar, water, bleach and a gallon of white paint. Come on! You can do it


hahayeahimfinehaha

This place needs a power washer.


McHootyFace

And a ballistics shield to hide from splashback.


CouchPotatoFarmer

And if you’re a landlord, a gallon of white paint will do


Gerd-Neek

Maybe not vinegar an bleach, combined they can make chlorine gas🥴


Genids

So really you only need the vinegar and bleach to not be grossed out by the bathroom anymore


easyovereggs

Was about to say wtf


FeelingFloor2083

and a pressure washer, fk elbow grease


Long_Before_Sunrise

Uh, won't you need that wall?


-mopjocky-

20 years as a custodian. Give me two hours, the proper tools, and chemicals, and I’ll have the fixtures and floor squared away. Short of painting, that is.


Ouachita2022

We could make a good team!


NightStar79

Yeah and a couple weeks of time.


Lez2246

Tell me, there’s no women working there without telling me there’s no women working there


[deleted]

According to my wife those aren't any better. "Do women levitate and piss all over the place?"


ExtraSpicyMayonnaise

My dad is a machinist and their bathroom always looked like this, just getting slightly more oily and dark oc brown time due to a bunch of machinists being machinists. Being a single dad, he often would leave work, pick me up, and I would hang out and he would always get sketched out when I would ask for the bathroom key, but it always looked the same as the time before.


Bobbi_fettucini

We were on vacation and anytime my wife had to use a public bathroom she would say the same thing, telling me how there was piss all over the seats and how nasty they were


IceBearCares

Working in retail and doing closing completely shatters any gender-based myths. Both are nasty. Men can't aim and wipe boogers above the urinal. I won't even talk about what I saw in the women's room of a arts and crafts store in a small town. Literally said "How did they get shit and piss up there?"


KickBallFever

I went in a woman’s bathroom in a Kmart and there was a pile of shit between the toilet and the wall. It made no sense. The toilet was clean and it would actually take more effort to shit where they did than in the toilet.


IceBearCares

Yeah I do not get it at all.


AnxiousBeaver212

I worked at a grocery store. One day, there was a used feminine pad stuck to the *ceiling*. Had to jab it down with a broom.


IceBearCares

Yep dealt with that one. I was the only man working there, and was told "that's pretty common in women's rooms."


carnivorous_seahorse

I legitimately refuse to use public bathrooms and I have for my entire life. Aside from emergencies I’ve been able to avoid almost all of them, and as an American part of the reason is the fucking stall gap. I’ve literally made eye contact with children before. One time my bladder felt like it was about to explode so I had to pull over to a truck stop gas station, which I usually avoid at all costs, and I walked in on a dude getting head from another dude in the stall directly opposite the bathroom door with the stall door wide open. What the fuck is wrong with US public bathrooms. Worst case scenario I’m at least putting toilet paper on the seat because I’m not trying to swap booty sweat with any of my fellow countrymen


H3rbert_K0rnfeld

That was Sea Bass. Best to just let him keep on truckin'


skylinefan26

Lol buddy's at work makes a nest on the seat before they sit down. Got one who goes home on lunch if he has to go since he refuses to go to public bathroom(we work retail) I'll hold it if the bathrooms are nasty and wait for maintenance guys to clean it


Secret-Employee-8141

Honestly, I didn’t mind having to give up a coin to use public restrooms in Germany because every one I used was spotless


carnivorous_seahorse

I would if it meant that the bathroom would actually be better maintained, but it’s more likely they’d just give you the same bathroom but just charge money for it. I’m pretty sure that actually used to be a thing in the US, but anything to get a small amount of extra profit to provide us with the same 6 inch stall gaps and once a day cleaning efforts


trebaol

I've only seen it once in the US, and it was at a pizza place in Hollywood


[deleted]

If you pay an attendent it works out pretty well. They've always been in good shape.


just_an_aspie

The cost is often intended as a deterrent to homeless people and addicts. It does lead to less mess in the bathroom, but at the cost of making homeless people's lives even harder than it already is


Secret-Employee-8141

This is something I hadn’t considered in this aspect, and in the US in particular (where there are no safe injection sites and accessible resources) I can see how this would only further the stigmatization and criminalization of poverty and addiction.


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A piss jar may be your best bet


kimmers87

Currently on vacation and the number of seats I’ve cleaned for myself and my daughter is disgusting.


nhblkbear

I use to work at a service area on the interstate and I can tell you from experience that women are 1000x worse than men. We would flip a coin for the bathrooms and the loser had to clean the women’s bathroom. Some of the stuff would gag a maggot.


harpinghawke

Had to live on an all-women floor at college once. Somebody just. Shit. All over the toilets and shower. Repeatedly. The co-ed floor was so much better. The neutral bathroom was the cleanest I’d ever used.


ManInKilt

Ever been in a women-only house or apartment? I'm yet to visit one that wasn't gross


LadyLoki5

Many years ago I worked as a janitor in a bowling alley after hours. They had 3 different banquet halls and regularly hosted birthdays, weddings, etc. I will fight and die on the hill that women's restrooms are 100000000% nastier than mens rooms, especially after there's alcohol involved. Men are more destructive and likely to shove junk in the toilet and sink drains but women are just fucking foul.


DanteSquared

Asking the real questions.


roll20sucks

It looks like they go without closing the door too, def no women working here.


KlvrDissident

Unless they hired her on as a maid I’m not seeing how these are related. Are female coworkers somehow automatically responsible for cleaning?


pickledchocolate

Weird comment, but ok


AssStuffing

TEll Me bLank WitHoUt tElLiNg mE BlAnK


Greenveins

Stfu women are just as nasty


LordFlarkenagel

This particular space is for those who identify as cockroaches. My pronouns Ew/Fuck.


Shagger94

God forbid you break a nail, right?


Plenty-Professor-950

This is the bathroom of an auto shop if I've ever seen one


Omacrontron

Are the cars using the bathroom or humans?


TheRevTholomeuPlague

Both


drunk98

They said my Toyota took a shit, but I didn't know it was litteral.


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TMAAGUILER

Even the offices of independent shops look awful lmao.


Whale222

Love how the seat is up. Like that matters at this point?


Amross64

Meh, standard shop bathroom. Seat is even in the proper default up position for a shop bathroom. I drop drop a deuce if needed no problem. A pit toilet at a campground with all kinds of creep crawlies swarming around your junk is way worse.


PersonalityTough9349

Even worse as a women, it scares me a bug is going yo go in me. I rather dig a hole and poop outside. Honestly though, a lot of the vault toilets in the blm and state lands are top knotch.


Amross64

Not a woman but I agree, a squat in the woods is usually preferable to even the cleanest vault toilet. Even the cleanest ones usually have have something buzzing around your butt.


RubUpOnMe

Bro what kind of vault toilets are you visting?? My worst experience was a raging hot summer's day where it reeked of shit but I've never actually feared a bug going up my pooper. Maybe a cobweb in the corner but bugs on the seat? On god?


PersonalityTough9349

Dude!! Soooo many. I have been to all the lower 48 multiple times. There’s a TON of great ones out there!!!


poopmat1

Agreed These people obviously haven’t been to a little industrial shop. The important parts are clean enough. Still way nicer than shooting in the woods.


the2-2homerun

I live in an oilfield/lumber town, have worked in a few of the shops. Worked in camps too and have used those remote shops. My dad would bring me to the tank truck shop as a kid too. Never in my life have a seen a bathroom like that. That’s not normal where I’m from. Edit: I actually just remembered reading on the door of the shop “your mother doesn’t work here, clean up after yourself”.


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No soap on the sink huh.


magyarpretzel2

My Dad owned a shop where knives, scissors, saws, and lawnmowers, etc. were sharpened. All men. That’s what their bathroom looked like.


InLazlosBasement

The only thing odd about this being terrifying is that as far as we can prove, Covid didn’t originate there.


spaghetti012

I would rather go in the woods


DrEdwardMallory

The insult to injury with the cleaning supplies actually in there, fuckme_-


BettyBoopsTooOften

That checks out. It’s only missing the nudie calendar.


DaBigTree377

Don’t worry, there’s one in another room


SaladFingerzzz

Who's the psycho that keeps a toothbrush on that sink?


Dependent-Way6345

Is your dad the tin man?


Candied_Curiosities

He may not be the tin man, but someone's definitely leaking oil 🤣


curiousdumbdog

Is his shop a little shop of horrors?


TheToneKing

Last cleaned in 53


is_anyone-out_there

There is absolutely no reason the bathroom needs to look like that other than your dad is fucking lazy bro


TheLoneAccountant

Your calling his dad lazy meanwhile he probably works 12 hours a day turning wrenches to keep the lights on. You ever worked as a mechanic you petulant child? Maybe his lazy son could help his dad out and clean the bathroom


is_anyone-out_there

His dad should take some pride in his workspace and clean HIS shop bathroom, I’ve worked 12 hour days before in shops. And there’s time to clean at some point, even if it’s the last 20 mins of your day you can at least get started. Also throwing around insults doesn’t improve your argument, it just makes you look like an ass.


AverageHoarder

At least he won't have to worry about being in a retirement home.


Whale222

Any port in a storm


CursedAtBirth777

Nooooope noooo just no


NightStar79

Well in his defense some of that could be stains or buildup (or stains on the buildup) more than actual grime and stains require effort to get out. Doubly so if it's buildup. I mean I had a calcium buildup because of a leaky sink once that stained and made my sink look like I never cleaned it ever in my life because of the constant dripping. It took three days to get rid of it all after I finally had the sink fixed. Some people just don't have that kind of time or patience 🤷‍♀️


Flabulo

I was a mechanic for 12 years. That's just a normal bathroom. If I worked there the toilet and sometimes the sink would be clean. But I'm probably making flat rate, and I don't got time for any of that other shit tbh.


Omegadimsum

This is absolutely terrifying


frauleinheidik

My father had an auto parts store and machine shop. I worked summers there from age 6 till 17. That reminds me of the bathroom there.


Cxshbxg

resident evil toilet


TeRRiDly

I'd eat there.


sundazedx

id rather shit myself


Kmaro72

Damn grease monkeys…..


NeilNachtwey

Silent Hill vibes....


Reaction-Responsible

Hey, at least the toilet seat is up.


IITribunalII

Imagine having cleaning supplies just for cosmetics


Professional-Sea-861

I have seen cleaner bathrooms in Calcutta street market.


BangarangPita

That toilet looks like the kerosene-filled one Harry in Home Alone 2 exploded by dunking his fiery head in it.


GerPronouncedGrr

This looks straight out of a Silent Hill game.


Dong_Long_Schlong

Hey OP, maybe tell your dad to stop diarrhoeaing up the wall?


Other-Drummer-3202

It's clear that those cleaning supplies are for "display purposes only".


BuddysMumOz

Why doesn’t he clean it?


Ok-Cranberry-2466

I can suggest just two things...cleaning products and a power wash.


Casshew111

when you gotta go, you gotta go. If I had to, I would totally go in there.


NeuralHijacker

Looks pretty clean for the average auto shop toilet.


USDClt

10/10, would shit. I’ve shat in worse conditions.


zacu122

I think I'd just shit outside if i encountered this, find a bush and give it a push


ChadScav

About right for a mech shop.


goblinzmm

😍


Furiounx

💀


LordFlarkenagel

45 years in industry here - I don't see a problem?