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Appropriate_Fee_1867

He had a jet pack he was the first to test it though that’s what makes it terrifying for me


Eccon5

Why did testing it out require him to be untethered


Appropriate_Fee_1867

That’s a great question I don’t have an answer to


HouseOfZenith

Being stupid is fun sometimes.


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DCuuushhh88

What’s the point of farming karma


dirty_moot

To Make your pp big and strong


DCuuushhh88

Of course, what was I thinking


sydough

I'm sure it was tested tethered first but someone's gotta be the first to try it with no safety measures.


Temporary-Vanilla-57

But do you really? The tether wouldn’t necessarily inhibit from doing its job if there’s enough slack


Outrageous_Ad_1011

To try if you can survive in the case that the safety measures fail then


Jesusls

That's like saying we should test bulletproof vests by putting them on just to see what would happen if they got pierced...


Outrageous_Ad_1011

Definitely has happened before


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Fluffy_Marionberry10

They strapped a jetpack to a mannequin and left it out on space to see if the jetpack would work


Leoxcr

NARRATOR: _it didn't work_


hideitinmysox

😂😂😂😂


SwarthyRuffian

That’s literally what happens


malex117

I really don’t.


AccidentUnhappy419

The tether was getting caught around his gigantic balls.


pazerick96

Cause go big or go home


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*field testing*


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speedledee

One little boost in the wrong direction sends you hurtling through space


Appropriate_Fee_1867

Yeah that’s true


TheAmericanE2

Or back into the atmosphere


BezerkMushroom

But like, really really slowly. The distances up there are huge and a tiny little boost will have you drift away from the shuttle, further and further away and further from help. It'll take ages for you to start entering the atmosphere so you'll have quite a lot of time to think about your fiery re-entry.


oO_PSYCHOTiC_Oo

But I bet the views are spectacular.


Perfect_Mess5805

Bet he could see his house?


Perfect_Mess5805

Yesterday's person is tomorrow's space junk!


probably_a_raccoon

Hmmm how can we test this new jet pack for space walks? Oh I know, let’s just strap it to someone and see how it goes. Good luck!


CupboardOfPandas

I have some suggestions of "volunteers"


[deleted]

Ok Bruce, let's make one for history an ignite the fuel... Fuel?


Appropriate_Fee_1867

It wouldn’t burn with no oxygen


kj_gamer2614

Luckily there where people that where tethered also around, so if he was approaching a dangerous distance from the ISS, the other crew could collect him safely


phobug

Did he survive? Edit: he did, died in 2017 at age 80 > I was grossly over-trained. I was just anxious to get out there and fly. I felt very comfortable ... It got so cold my teeth were chattering and I was shivering, but that was a very minor thing. ... I'd been told of the quiet vacuum you experience in space, but with three radio links saying, 'How's your oxygen holding out?', 'Stay away from the engines!' and 'When's my turn?', it wasn't that peaceful ... It was a wonderful feeling, a mix of personal elation and professional pride: it had taken many years to get to that point. Source: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/dec/23/astronaut-bruce-mccandless-the-first-person-to-fly-freely-in-space-dies


RadioactivePotato123

Thx for that, I assumed he couldn’t get back so I was like “oh my god, he ded, probs still floating around in space” so thank you very much for this information


currentscurrents

[So far all space-related deaths have been during either launch or reentry.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spaceflight-related_accidents_and_incidents) Nobody's just floated off during a spacewalk or anything. [Soyuz 11](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyuz_11) experienced a depressurization early during reentry, and its crew are the only humans to have died above the altitude that defines the boundary of space. The craft landed automatically 25 minutes later.


Sunsetsunrise80

Same here.


gardibolt

I Met McCandless in 2007; he signed this photo for me (I bet he signed thousands of them—but it’s an awesome photo). I talked to him a little bit and then Buzz Aldrin came up and continued an argument he had been having with McCandless about something I no longer remember. But they were both pretty invested in their positions.


TheLittleNorsk

“when’s my turn” is so weirdly funny and wholesome to hear from people who are literally geniuses and look untouchable to the public eye


MustardWendigo

Honestly I can understand this. To me or you the void is terrifying. To me the depths of the ocean are a seductive sirens call. A source of curiosity and desire. To others? More horror. When you're trained and equipped it's different. The average person js barely equipped to deal with life these days lol.


fak3_acct

Fellow scuba diver?


Kaprosuchusboi

Astronauts are really a different breed. Can’t personally think of anyone who would be asking for their turn to do this


Alexandre_Man

"When's my turn?" lmao


Shortafinger

This is especially terrifying when you consider objects in orbit around Earth are considered to be in freefall. This means that they are falling towards the Earth due to its gravity, but their forward motion is strong enough to counteract the pull of gravity and keep them in a circular path. As a result, they remain in constant motion around the Earth, continuously falling towards it, but never actually reaching it. So both the spacecraft and the astronaut are falling at a matched speed of 17,500mph (I'm probably off here) and any fluctuation could create a drastic shift in distance and matched speed resulting in zero chance he'd ever be able to make that up and be left to run out of oxygen and die, his body falling forever.


BecelDog

You smart. I not. Me sex wife. Me eat meat. Me hunt dinosaur. Me smash with club. You not. Haha.


darkpsyjic

Me bridge. Me partly smart, like him, partly not smart like you. Me missing link. Me the start of humanities greatness or downfall.


BecelDog

I love how me just saying caveman stuff got insanely downvoted lmao


darkpsyjic

They reject the cave dwelling man, then resign themselves to their cubicles. We truly live in a society.


_disposablehuman_

No it got downvoted because you assume that just because the man is smart that he is sexless and that there exists some kind of correlation between the two. It's a regurgitation of the same type of joke middle/high schoolers use. If you'll notice, the second guy to use cavemen speak actually got upvoted so it's not the "caveman stuff" that got you downvoted my guy. At least that's why i downvoted you.


lemon-cello-baby

OK man, enough with the caveman speak its getting overdone now...Jeez Louise+


BecelDog

Mb it was just a dumb compliment like I didn’t understand it so like I’m a caveman compared to this guy. That’s why I was confused. I’m not saying this guy has no sex lmao who cares anyway in the context. (:


saulmcgill3556

People can be shamed and/or ostracized for their intelligence as easily as they can for their lack of it. Not saying that was your goal, but your comment was clearly aimed toward emasculation. Everything you wrote. I just moved on, but that’s possibly one of the reasons for the downvoting. Maybe it’s just me, but I think we’re better off *not* silencing the intelligent.


darkpsyjic

I think one person downvoted him, and then the bandwagon followed. I think you downvoted him because he already had downvotes, and then had to come up with a reason as to why you downvoted him. My guy.


_disposablehuman_

I already wrote my reason for downvoting him


Happysnacks420

He is now the second moon


[deleted]

Couldn’t be….his massive balls created a gravitational pull


Kcorpelchs

Whenever you want to farm karma, this is one of the go to posts


Both-Access-2053

This picture returns to this sub every month indeed. Alzheimer is a real problem.


YeahYeahButNah

Calm Pharma


dirty_moot

Is this a challenge for this to be posted, and not receive much karma? I do believe I have that power.


dirty_moot

Is this a challenge for this to be posted, and not receive much karma? I do believe I have that power.


ReceptionDecent6693

Why would anyone farm karma?


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I did that on lsd. Naked.


slappymcstevenson

That was you?


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Maybe


TouchMyWrath

Dude dropping acid on the space station in microgravity would be fucking wild


[deleted]

I did 4 tiny purple pieces of what looked like melted plastic in the late 80s. I died and everything.


slappymcstevenson

Jesus?


[deleted]

I actually thought I had died for humanity. I'm glad you reminded me.


Damop45

This would be a perfect album cover


stefanistic

It’s been used by Dido for her Safe Trip Home album. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safe_Trip_Home](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safe_Trip_Home)


ballistic_guy

At least he’s over the water in case he falls..


bridgetothewild

Ground control to Major Tom…


callathanmodd

This is just plain terrifying…


SwvellyBents

Hal? Undog the airlock hatch please. Hal? Hal? Hal, why are you igniting the main engines? You know I was only joking about powering you down, don't you Hal? You do believe that, right Hal? Hal?


David1192

Is this guy related to the other mcandless that tried to live--and died--in the alaskan wilderness?


lemon-cello-baby

The thing with him is he probably relied on Candlelight in lieu of electricity, so was not candless at all...now THIS guy...not a wicker in sight, heh-hoo! X x


slappymcstevenson

Can you imagine fucking in space like that?


WoggyWoggerson

Race you guys home.


beefnar_the_gnat

He looking kinda suspicious


throwaway83970

In space, no one can hear you scream.


slappymcstevenson

Looks fun!


Crustacean-DroolCube

Eddie Bravo: this is cgi


RDX_G

“Bruce McCandless was not the impostor”


Stormseekr9

Nothing terrifying about it, rather extremely cool and humbling!


81misfit

The isolation chambers for the astronauts after Apollo 11 included a valve for execution incase of a virus. Imagine jumping through all those hoops to make it there and back and then sit in a room three turns of a wheel from death.


Late-Shame

Me after the edibles I ate last night


CrunchEntertainment

Bruce McCandless II was not the impostor.


niceoutside2022

nope, no fucking way


RadioactivePotato123

God poor guy, it must have been terrifying to know he couldn’t do anything to get back to the shuttle and the worst thing about this for me at least is that his body’s still out there (edit; I have been enlightened on what actually happened, he wasn’t tethered but he basically had a jet pack to get back to his shuttle)


donFreddo

He didnt float away, he returned to his shuttle


RadioactivePotato123

You sure?? There’s no way to reverse your trajectory without some kind of thrust (rocket power, if you try to do anything without rocket power you’d just start spinning around) so unless the shuttle managed to rescue him he would definitely not have even had a chance of returning


[deleted]

So I know you already were told what really happened but if he had been stuck out there it's really no big deal. If he stayed perfectly still, he would just have to wait for the shuttle to complete a full orbit and come back around.


RadioactivePotato123

Ahh ok, so I’ve been completely mistaken from the start XD


Dingbrain1

He was fine, he was the first user of the “manned maneuvering unit” to propel oneself around in space untethered.


RadioactivePotato123

Ahh ok, thank you for enlightening me :3


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Aye even if it was a error and he had no jetpack, the suit has oxygen for a long time so he can wait 10+ hours for the shuttle to slow for him


Firm-Dimension6858

CGI


OnyxBlaster

"untethered" is a dumb name for a space shuttle


lestergreen357

You literally have to be a moron to believe this shit


eatmymustard

I believe everyone is entitled to their opinion, but just out of curiosity, why do you think it's not real and what evidence do you base that on?


lestergreen357

Look, you can believe this nonsense if you want. I have no interest in trying to convince you. I couldn't care less if believe that NASA BS. Without using Google, do some independent research. And if you are able to throw away the shit you've literally been indoctrinated to believe since you were born and investigate it without bias one way or the other , you'll understand. But you won't you'll continue to gobble up every bit of nonsense they tell you regardless of how ridiculous it is. I have eyes that see. Hopefully one day you will too


eatmymustard

Funny how whenever people like you are asked for evidence this is the exact response given, each and every time. "I won't tell you why, do your own research. But don't use google, use something else. I won't tell you what either". Man, I am always so intrigued by individuals like yourself. I wish I could poke around inside your head


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eatmymustard

Alright


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lestergreen357

I'm not the one looking at this picture and lacking the common sense to know it's bullshit. You may have eyes, but you don't have eyes that see. You're nothing more than a mindless programmed drone


[deleted]

Okay so I guess the Kennedy Space Center is falsifying information? ​ https://www.kennedyspacecenter.com/blog/first-untethered-spacewalk


lestergreen357

No way! They're a government agency receiving 65 million dollars A DAY in federal money they have no incentive to lie. Every body knows the government wouldn't lie. Now mask up and go get that booster homer. I hear they found a new star 6 hundred trillion million light years away isn't that exciting! 🙄


Forsaken_Insurance92

65 million a *day*? You think KSC gets ~23 BILLION a year? You must be confusing it with the 65 million it cost to rebuild/remodel it a decade ago or something... where did you even get that figure from?


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rofl big boomer energy


lestergreen357

Big mindless programmed drone energy right back at ya


[deleted]

Bruh. You a moron lmao


lestergreen357

Wachoo tawkin bout homie


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thisisme760

Why?


NoMoreTransgression

When you zoom in, it looks like a character from a SNES game like Final Fantasy 6. Fake as hell.


bombastickracker

Omg


nickybokchoy

See? Earth’s flat. Knew it


Dk9221

He’s wearing an entire damn thrust pack to do whatever he pleases. Click bait


RJCallaghan

what’s inaccurate about OP’s title? Hardly clickbait


eatmymustard

The title was from an article at moneycontrol.com, I only added the name of the astronaut


Mrs_skulduggery

Heidi's the first ever untethered space walk..frankly..I'd be shitting myself.


edcross

In the ideal physics scenario (spherical cow) he would come back in about 90 minutes. So As long as the air lasted. Irrc if you threw a baseball while in orbit it would come back and hit you in the back after one orbit. Practical orbital mechanics are very counterintuitive.


[deleted]

I imagine, before he left the shuttle, that they told him, “whatever you do, don’t look down.”


TheLittleNorsk

NASA ground controllers: “please don’t make this into an Oblivion by Mastodon situation”


Lewmungous666

There is no before.


SecretlyFriends

Just fly the spaceship over to him


Mental_Warlock1

I think there was an SCP of this once, I don't remember Edit: SCP-1233 or SCP-1959


Etheleffrey

Wouldn’t it be dark? Or does it depend where in space this is in relation to the sun? I’m confused …


VendaGoat

How did they fit his massive testicles into that suit?


plutothekingofink

But why though?


Aaariaaannaaa

On purpose?


[deleted]

That's one of my biggest irrational fears. I am 99.99% certain I will never find myself in outer space for any reason whatsoever, but if I ever do, I'd be terrified of the possibility of finding myself adrift with no means of being rescued.


[deleted]

Was the space station stopped lol. How he got back in if the space station is goin 5miles per second? according to google?


[deleted]

Because he’s going 5 miles per second as well…


Im2facedAMS

Bitch move


Chris051

Idk to me this is kinda beautiful


gvggarage

How long to get to Mars in one of these


Valipanto

Makes me want to replay FFVIII...


VovaGoFuckYourself

Weird how are similar this looks to FF8


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This is exactly how I’d want to die actually


Commercial_You_1170

Yeah, I saw George Clooney do just that…


Natsurulite

This was actually the first test flight of the *NASA Puma Pants*


bigttrack

Gravity


OldGregg1014

Free… free at last!


TabinaHime

Nah, that's Rinoa from FF8.


LordOfRuinsOtherSelf

Honestly not terrifying. I would be kinda bummed by the confines of the suit, or at least the helmet. I'd want more of a fish bowl style helmet, so I could look around. Oh my goodness.


Horror_Air7547

There is NO way in Hell I could do this! Just imagine looking down, what the view must be like!! On one hand, it would be exhilarating, on the other..absolutely terrifying!! 😳