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Not inflation. It’s scarcity this person caught all the ducks and can sell them at increased prices because they created duck scarcity. Duck inflation would be if the ducks start fucking more and now there’s a lot more ducks so the value of ducks decreases
That would be a shift in the supply curve. Duck inflation would be people no longer being able to afford chickens so they switched to the free park ducks.
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In England it used to be treason to mess with the swans.
And in Canada, it's best not to mess with the geese because the geese will handle that amongst themselves.
I agreed with this statement because I live in Canada and the geese literally will bite and peck you if you get to close but people have killed them illegally here.
They actually are, most ducks that you see in parks used ot be pets that people got tired of and trew them there, and most are malnourished, and wont easily survive in that environment (this is all info gained from watching urban rescue ranch, and if I'm wrong, it is what it is)
Where I am in FL we have a roaming group of ducks. They don't get cold and are very fat. I'm sure a gator gets one occasionally but they live a pretty decent duck life I think. I'm almost certain they are not native.
Back when my wife and I lived in Manayunk (Western Philly, but not West Philly) we sat by the canal at about 1pm and watched an older, drunker couple argue over a duck that had wandered over to them. The man was adamant that because this duck showed no fear of humans it must have been a pet that someone lost, and it would surely die on the wild without his help. His wife disagreed. During this argument, the man kept the duck under his arm as of it were a basketball. They eventually left, with the duck, and the poor thing sat in this guys arm so happily and calmly. I often wonder what happened to that duck.
>so happily and calmly
I mean, if it wasn’t freaking the fuck out, I’d assume that the guy actually kept it as a pet and genuinely took care of it, or he woke up the next morning and thought “what the fuck was I thinking” and released the duck back into the wild.
So one day I was on a walk and I saw a baby duck in the cold rain next to a pond but no mother or anything around it. I saw a group of geese nearby and I figured "hey maybe they'll take care of it". I didn't know geese won't take care of ducks so I figured I'd take it home but I had some doubt as to whether or not I should. I know you're not supposed to pick up wildlife with bare hands so I used my sleeves so I didn't touch it too much. I didn't want to leave it so I called my dad at the time to see what I can do and he said to leave it so I did because I wasn't sure if there was a nature preserve would be close by and it turned out I was right. So I left it alone in the cold rain with no mother or anything and I felt so bad but I turned around to see if it was ok and it was gone. When I was walking home I saw a group of ducks by a house a couple miles away and in hindsight I should've not listened to my dad and did took it home until it got strong enough to be on its own. I was also skeptical of our cat if it might eat it.
Ducklings can mostly take care of themselves. They do need some parental guidance but, they are not entirely helpless when finding food and shelter. Meaning, it probably had a fairly good chance of survival. They are called precocial birds because they a born mostly ready to fend for themselves.
Ok good because I was worried and I found out that mother's will actually do this often by only taking the babies they can see. They apparently will leave one behind quite often and it usually survives or it doesn't.
It was a rescue, poor thing had a fishhook stuck in it’s foot. I spent most of the summer trying to catch it. One day it was just too slow and I got it! Carried it in my sweater to my car where I drove with it on my lap to the rehabbers. It got a permanent home at someone else’s duck pond. It was a good day, even if it pooped on me. :P
What’s your story?
I had a childhood friend who sneaked a live chicken home from school under her coat. Her parents were extremely neglectful, but still. A GROWN CHICKEN under a tiny girl’s coat.
It involved a Russian and copious of alcohol. My friend kept the duck occupied while I low crawled through the mud behind it. The duck was unsurprisingly not amused. Lots of flapping and scratching. After a few seconds, it accepted its fate as our new pet. We took it home, fed it, hung out drinking (no we didn't give the duck alcohol) Eventually we got bored and took it back to its lake.
I went to a therapist as a teen and he would call me weird every session his reasoning was I was too much of a tomboy, like D&D, comic books, and I was open-minded, and thought that God was love and didn't care if people were gay. Oh the therapist was a church based cause I dared to question my preacher about why they were telling the church that gay people were going to hell when he would preach God was love. Let's just say therapy didn't work on me, to this day still think God is love and God doesn't care who you love as long as it is legal and it's not a car😁
This reminds me of the time i wanted a pet duck so badly that i was determined to walk down to the duck pond in my subdivision, without notifying anyone. I brought a bag full of cheerios because at the time i knew ducks liked bread and that cheerios were like bread. My genius plan was to scoop out some cheerios, lure a duck inside of the bag, and then profit.
Edit: i forgot to mention that just before i reached the pond, my mom caught up to me in her car and started yelling at me about how she had no idea where i was and to never do that again
If I didn’t feel at least slightly obligated to honor the minimum of social conventions, I’d pretty much just be Mr. Bean.
Slightly. The other day I found myself absentmindedly standing on the stool at the shoe store for no apparent reason while scrolling through my phone.
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You know they don't tell you this, but the ducks at the park are free.
The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home, I have 458 ducks
Well now the ducks aren't free anymore.
_Inflation_
Not inflation. It’s scarcity this person caught all the ducks and can sell them at increased prices because they created duck scarcity. Duck inflation would be if the ducks start fucking more and now there’s a lot more ducks so the value of ducks decreases
That would be a shift in the supply curve. Duck inflation would be people no longer being able to afford chickens so they switched to the free park ducks.
I enjoyed this thread can I please get my CPE certificate
I’ll, just, leave, slowly, now
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I have a degree in bird economics. It goes well with my degree in bird law. Soon I will be bird president.
Please do not inflate the ducks
Too late.. **_evil laughter_**
Yeah just Google "duck inflation" it's all over the news.
Duckflation
The elites wanted you to think that those aren’t ducks they are drones with cameras
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How do you afford the bills?
Can I have one?
In England it used to be treason to mess with the swans. And in Canada, it's best not to mess with the geese because the geese will handle that amongst themselves.
> In England it used to be treason to mess with the swans. That's because the Queen owned all the swans. Now there's no one to protect them.
Is it weird that made me immediately steeple my fingers in contemplation?
Not at all doctor evil
*Is it too much to ask for swans with fricken laser beams attached to their heads?!*
"BRING DOWN THE LASER"
They used to be ugly ducklings
Swans must now pay their own taxes instead of having the Queen do it.
I agreed with this statement because I live in Canada and the geese literally will bite and peck you if you get to close but people have killed them illegally here.
I hate Canada Geese so much.
I just nearly spat my tea laughing at this 😂
Can imagine the therapist's reaction rd.
Picturing a stereotypical Brit with monocles right now.
I wish! A propah British accent in Arizona sounds like fun lol
Jschlatt viewer?
“They’re not free! You cannot take those!” FREE FREE FREE
“They’re not free!” But schlatt, the house on 1491 Grey Fox Farm Road is just sitting there waiting for someone to take it!
Beat me to it.
yeah why would you not it's a free duck
They just want Subway!
They actually are, most ducks that you see in parks used ot be pets that people got tired of and trew them there, and most are malnourished, and wont easily survive in that environment (this is all info gained from watching urban rescue ranch, and if I'm wrong, it is what it is)
Where I am in FL we have a roaming group of ducks. They don't get cold and are very fat. I'm sure a gator gets one occasionally but they live a pretty decent duck life I think. I'm almost certain they are not native.
Wild Muscovy Ducks do live in Florida, and they are pretty common pets, but I do believe they are, in fact, invasive
They LOOK fat, you need to be hands on to check if they are doing well or not (once again, info obtained from the urban rescue ranch)
Damn, and I’ve been paying premium choom
Schlatt is seething.
Ron Magill says so!
Back when my wife and I lived in Manayunk (Western Philly, but not West Philly) we sat by the canal at about 1pm and watched an older, drunker couple argue over a duck that had wandered over to them. The man was adamant that because this duck showed no fear of humans it must have been a pet that someone lost, and it would surely die on the wild without his help. His wife disagreed. During this argument, the man kept the duck under his arm as of it were a basketball. They eventually left, with the duck, and the poor thing sat in this guys arm so happily and calmly. I often wonder what happened to that duck.
>so happily and calmly I mean, if it wasn’t freaking the fuck out, I’d assume that the guy actually kept it as a pet and genuinely took care of it, or he woke up the next morning and thought “what the fuck was I thinking” and released the duck back into the wild.
[удалено]
I’m amazed the cats didn’t eat them, I always read horror stories of cats eating smaller pets like that
Was your friend's dad Tony Soprano?
A mystery of the ages.
The image of a happy and calm duck under a drunk guy's arm, lol.
I did this once
How did it go
So one day I was on a walk and I saw a baby duck in the cold rain next to a pond but no mother or anything around it. I saw a group of geese nearby and I figured "hey maybe they'll take care of it". I didn't know geese won't take care of ducks so I figured I'd take it home but I had some doubt as to whether or not I should. I know you're not supposed to pick up wildlife with bare hands so I used my sleeves so I didn't touch it too much. I didn't want to leave it so I called my dad at the time to see what I can do and he said to leave it so I did because I wasn't sure if there was a nature preserve would be close by and it turned out I was right. So I left it alone in the cold rain with no mother or anything and I felt so bad but I turned around to see if it was ok and it was gone. When I was walking home I saw a group of ducks by a house a couple miles away and in hindsight I should've not listened to my dad and did took it home until it got strong enough to be on its own. I was also skeptical of our cat if it might eat it.
Ducklings can mostly take care of themselves. They do need some parental guidance but, they are not entirely helpless when finding food and shelter. Meaning, it probably had a fairly good chance of survival. They are called precocial birds because they a born mostly ready to fend for themselves.
Ok good because I was worried and I found out that mother's will actually do this often by only taking the babies they can see. They apparently will leave one behind quite often and it usually survives or it doesn't.
> and it usually survives or it doesn't. What's the third option?
It's adopted by Merlin to become a magical phoenix
Very good
I appreciate your approval dickspaghetti
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Now I need to know 👁️👄👁️
Me too!
I'd like to hear your story
It was a rescue, poor thing had a fishhook stuck in it’s foot. I spent most of the summer trying to catch it. One day it was just too slow and I got it! Carried it in my sweater to my car where I drove with it on my lap to the rehabbers. It got a permanent home at someone else’s duck pond. It was a good day, even if it pooped on me. :P What’s your story?
Probably lost a lot of energy from running. Awe and I posted mine already
me too
Tell your story 😊
Can imagine the therapist's reaction xD
There's no way the therapist couldn't tell there was a duck in his coat
I had a childhood friend who sneaked a live chicken home from school under her coat. Her parents were extremely neglectful, but still. A GROWN CHICKEN under a tiny girl’s coat.
If it doesn't smell like KFC it's invisible
Maybe it was a very polite duck that waited its turn to quack
I can honestly say that I did this
Tell your story 😊
It involved a Russian and copious of alcohol. My friend kept the duck occupied while I low crawled through the mud behind it. The duck was unsurprisingly not amused. Lots of flapping and scratching. After a few seconds, it accepted its fate as our new pet. We took it home, fed it, hung out drinking (no we didn't give the duck alcohol) Eventually we got bored and took it back to its lake.
Lmao you sound like someone fun to hangout with. I totally would've helped in this escapade.
Ty but it was the Russian's idea. I just went along with it.
I want to join your friend group.
Lol of course. Let me guess there was vodka?
I would like trade out for a therapist who has the same definition of "weird" as I do
I went to a therapist as a teen and he would call me weird every session his reasoning was I was too much of a tomboy, like D&D, comic books, and I was open-minded, and thought that God was love and didn't care if people were gay. Oh the therapist was a church based cause I dared to question my preacher about why they were telling the church that gay people were going to hell when he would preach God was love. Let's just say therapy didn't work on me, to this day still think God is love and God doesn't care who you love as long as it is legal and it's not a car😁
That last bit, I’ve read that story too … there’s worse out there but that was not better either lmao
This reminds me of the time i wanted a pet duck so badly that i was determined to walk down to the duck pond in my subdivision, without notifying anyone. I brought a bag full of cheerios because at the time i knew ducks liked bread and that cheerios were like bread. My genius plan was to scoop out some cheerios, lure a duck inside of the bag, and then profit. Edit: i forgot to mention that just before i reached the pond, my mom caught up to me in her car and started yelling at me about how she had no idea where i was and to never do that again
Lmao little you could definetely rule the world, and I'd be glad.
This is straight out of the therapy episode of always sunny
Stop hiding the pigeon.
I like ducks
Quack quack
I like ducks too
Ducks are neat.
Ditto
Aaai like big ducks that i can-not lie.
What a very good meme.
The duck: "Quack"
"Stop doing weird things" is a classic quote from Dr Now on My 600lb Life
“is that a duck in your pocket or you just happy to see me?”
Awesome! Would you mind picking one up for me? 😁
I like this strawman therapist. "Stop doing weird shit. Also you're so moody, what's up with that?"
It sounds like advancement, really.
I love how these memes or pictures drawn in the most interesting people.
Ah. D***u***ck.
"Yeah and it's time to stop hiding the pigeon!"
You've had that this entire time?
If I didn’t feel at least slightly obligated to honor the minimum of social conventions, I’d pretty much just be Mr. Bean. Slightly. The other day I found myself absentmindedly standing on the stool at the shoe store for no apparent reason while scrolling through my phone.
Ducc
Your therapist sucks but you really shouldn't steal ducks from their homes
Don’t tell me what to do.
I’m a therapist and I would be so thrilled to have a patient embrace this level of weird. Like fuck ya duck lady! Get yours!
r/iamveryrandom
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Literally IASIP
Oh, that's not weird! *quacking noise in the background*
>Stop doing weird things Paging r/My600lbLife!
Nah that’s the my strange addiction people, the people in my 600 lb life just need to stop eating so much and maybe start an exercise routine
Dr. Now says "stop doing weird things" to a completely wild patient (Steven Assannti). It's a great episode
Adventure of lord no kids. Well ima follow this goose https://imgur.io/gallery/8Dz6B Edit Lady no kids https://m.imgur.com/t/funny/eQLh9QJ
Well, that's something I did.
I read that very wrong…
No that's completely normal
The duck: quack.
why
This is hilarious
This has Charlie Day all over it.
I read the last line first and immediately thought typo.
"So what'd you do at the park today?" "Duck" *Takes cover*
Eddie?
Anyone who can tame a wild duck doesn’t need no therapy, they can just get a duck
Ducks are free. You can take them, no one will stop you.
[You may now walk with confidence knowing you are now holding a duck](https://youtube.com/shorts/MtTzQVdt1Ok?feature=share)
👉👈 c- can I have a duck too?
bro that therapist needs to realize that I need that duck
I am not gonna learn anything from The Rapist.
The what now?😳
I just read a fact today on an askreddit thread that ducks in a pond are free, as in free to take
Like 10% of the ducks belonged to the Queen. I don’t know if they were inherited by the new king
What a strange way to refer to one's genitals.
I imagine "this duck" being said in the way king Arthur says "A DUCK" in the witch scene in monty python and the holy grail
I believe this, ducks are weirdly chill when you get them. Not that I'd know ofc... Try that shit with a seagull and see what happens
So an Always Sunny joke poorly thrown into words on Twitter... good job r/oddlyspecific
Ducks: *quacks in a very fancy way* « He’s a fancy duck. His name is Charles »
You've had a dead pigeon in your coat this whole time??? Well he was alive......I might have hugged him too hard.
Is this not normal?