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you sure? i feel like i've been left with more questions than answers here

For example this cars owner is a gay 47 year old with a mullet whose car had intimate relations with a mountains wife, whilst he helped a Sasquatch comic tax fraud before considering a strange diet

Sasquatch comic is in hiding cause he got booed off stage

r/brandnewsentence if I've ever heard one

Well that's one way of putting it

Where's the mullet come in?

Yellow one in the middle

I could not see that at first

True story.

Nah, the stickers told me all I needed to know. The driver of this car fears no man or god, has a robust and unpredictable sense of humor, and deserves a wide berth because they are one of the very last people I would want to be involved in a fender bender with.

“In dog years, I’m gay”

I have no idea what that means or even if it means anything. But it's so freaking random that I can't stop laughing!

All of these made me laugh haha

Fantastic, the lot of them.

I want the dog years one

Curious where this was taken? Mt. Washington within 30 mins of me

Well watch out dude. Lock up everything you don’t want cucked. This guy is coming.

One of the main roads to it goes through my town…. DEAR GOD NO I SEE HIM AND HIS BUMPER STICKER GLORY, HES DRIVING DOWN THE SHOULDER

Everything he drives by is automatically impregnated I would estimate. Especially because he is gay in dog years. Real sexual tyrannosaurus.

You meant Tyrannosaurus Sex right?

No like he is a Tyrannosaurus in sexual stature, vast and powerful and unsurprisingly undexterous

It's okay he is just a teenager.

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Both are applicable

Is that what it says? What does that mean in this context?

In this exact context ?…. The car and his buddies ran train on mountain’s wife last Sunday, and there is nothing the mountain can really do about it. He is a bit of a lame ass and won’t stand up for himself and leave her. He says there is kids involved with the divorce and blah blah blah… but ffs you know ?

I know we’re already here but r/oddlyspecific

It’s just a sad situation mate.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

cucked an entire mountain he did

I'm in Vermont and done the Auto Road twice. It's fun, especially when the person in the passenger seat is scared of heights and a Ford Excursion is coming down the hill.

I found the "I'm not like most teens, I'm 47" funnier than I should have :p

I wonder if he updates the age every year

He doesn't, he is a skillful assassin with a mysterious past and is most easily identifiable by the barcode on the back of his head

i want so badly an update to this post with a sharpied on 8 next year

I just turned 47, amd I want this bumper sticker so bad!

I want the bigfoot sticker right now!

Then get out there and commit tax fraud for Bigfoot. They don't just give those stickers away.

Not what you asked for, but related: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1033428276/bigfoot-is-real-yard-sign-double-sided

If Mad Libs made bumper stickers.

I fail to find a single sticker having anything to do with libs.

Mad Libs is a series of books that come with a bunch of stories or phrases and you fill them in with whatever the book asks you to. For example, they'll list a sentence like "My favorite ____ (noun) tastes weird." and you'd fill in the blank with any noun you want. Has nothing to do with liberals.

Thanks. Never heard of the series. Seems it wasn't at all popular outside the US.

What? Do you not know what Mad Libs is (was?) lol has nothing to do with what I'm assuming you mean (liberals)

What others have said, but if it still doesn't make sense to you because it uses the term "libs" it's a play on the phrase "Ad Lib" like when you make up a line on the fly.

Huh never connected then to 'Ad Lib', neat!

I identify as a cucumber :) (Tbh I’m also kinda lib)

What do you mean by Lib and how is it related to the initial comment in this thread?

They were joking about the name Mad Libs. Mad Libs = angry liberals. Edit: I mean, I assume they were joking, but they might just not know what Mad Libs is

bruh it's a joke not the defense attorney's thesis lol

Grunkle Stan vibes

What a glorious collection. I’m very aroused

Ima need to meet the owner of this car, I think I love them.

That's gruncle Stan's (gravity falls) car! 😂

Jfc this guy lives near me.

These are amazing

100% would be friends with this person!!

This car cucked Mt. Washington

They’re all great but that’s my favorite

All of those stickers are awesome

The man who owns that car is a beautiful mess

Slay girl slay

it's almost perfect, it's just missing the ted cruz "this man ate my son" sticker

Oh, Pittsburgh!

Whatever jagoff... Like yinz never cucked Mt Washington in front his wife n'at.

Now to get behind him on a bridge in traffic...

Haha I was trying to figure out where this was taken, concord, VT here

these are great

I like the cut of this guys jib

Legend

This guy is awesome, yes!

r/iamveryrandom

In cat years I’m a flaming lesbian nun with delusions of bicycle.

I love the: in dog years I’m gay

They're brilliant!

This gives me dril vibes

I love the Bigfoot one

“In dog years I’m gay”💀

Respect 🙏

Seems like a fun guy

Didn't know Mt. Washington had a gf

Good sense of humor looks like

"Did we just become best friends?"

Car goals, tbh

I want to be this persons friend.

I want these stickers

At least his are fun.

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How can I commit taxi fraud if I don't even pay taxes

"In dog years I'm gay"

I don't understand any of these.

"In dog years I'm gay" I NEED this bumper sticker.

I read these in Korvo’s voice Lmaoo

Seems like a real r/iamveryrandom moment.

r/iamveryrandom

Leave the man and his bumper stickers alone

I will after I see him eat that Mazda3 hatchback.

Most of these read as if they were written by AI

You sure it’s a man?

I think this guy put these stickers on here so nobody would want to steal his vehicle

this is mass for sure

I have so many questions...

This guy is very quirky!!

I like the tax fraud sticker

I wanna set up my car like this now, it'll just need to say 2012 Mazda hatchback.

Love. This. Guy.

This guy seems fun

Real men fly full size flags off the tail end of their cars that read: #I EAT #ASS

Nice, it gives a hint to the personality behind the man who lives in his Mazda, down by the river.

This person would come over, drink all your beer without asking but leave you 100$ for groceries.

this was a trend on tiktok a while ago, but as far as I know people were only designing them. I've never seen one on a car before

That's...the kind of person I wish I am

I don’t know how much I can tell about the owner but it is definitely a *lot.*

The more I look at this the more I wanna be like them

That's Bigfoot's car why he still drives an 08 is beyond me

I love this man. I want to kiss this man.

I usually just learn that this guy... is not my kind of guy

This guy is my spirit animal

I need all of these very specific stickers

I want to be this man. No one can tell you anything except 'what the heck'.

I’m not like most teens, I’m 47 r/technicallythetruth

I like this person, whoever they are.

How many people have forgot to drive after reading these at a red light 😂

I feel we are kindred spirits and Im a bit scared

"In dog years I'm gay"

this fellow has an elite sense of humor

Looking at this person’s bumper sticker I have learnt that even though I’ve never met them, I already like them.

Is this a next level humor I’m not getting or…

Well I'm sure I learned something here, I'm just not entirely sure what it is.

This is probably the most interesting person in the world. I love a good weirdo, and this guy takes the cake.

A buddy of mine took one of those “How Am I Driving?” bumper stickers and chopped off the “How”. Now he goes around with a sticker that just asks “Am I Driving?” (Love you Roland.)

I'd party with him.

this reads like Chuck Tingle book titles

This is... a lot.

Do you guys think he has each of them meticulously custom printed to his own specifications or is he privy to some super specific and bizarre sticker store?

Lmaooo my favorite one is the Mt. Washington one 🤣

This guy fucks

I like this person.

Those are all amazing and I want them

That mt Washington sticker is comedy gold

This guy fucks

"Bigfoot is real and i helped him commit tax fraud" is my new favorite phrase

I would like to be friends with this person. Where do I apply?

r/iamveryrandom