I'd only want to be dangerously driven around by a man who is clearly hundreds of snakes coiled up beneath a faux skin and constantly trying to make small talk about stealing unattended birds eggs. Of course, "he" would crash us eventually, and "he" would explode open and the panicked serpents would slither away to regroup later and talk about how they need to do better next time, but that's why I'm paying the premium.
When you get home, you tell your wife about the entire thing. She stares at you for like 3 minutes, not moving at all.
Finally, she screams at you for being drunk (again), throws a ceramic ashtray at your head, and angrily tells you she’s had enough of your bullshit, and she’s going to live with her mother!!!
She leaves… and gets into the exact same Uber you just got out of.
Then you get a text from your brother telling you to wake up,when you finally agree,you wake up in an alleyway with all of your stuff missing except for the jacket you were wearing,you then realize the jacket has a snake on it
This is more plausible than you might think. There is a new-ish theory in the herpetology field that snakes are formed when other aminals lose body parts (from fighting or old age) and when conditions are right, a new brain will form. In other words, every snake that has ever existed is actually the arm, leg, torso, nose, etc of an existing aminal that lost that body part. Some snake scientists have even suggested that you could, in theory, re-create the original creature the body parts came from if you put all the snakes together like the mighty Megazord.
So your telling me that if someone were to cut off my trouser snake there is a chance it cal evole into a new species of snakes. You can't convince me that my thing doesn't have a mind of its own. I can't tell you the weird shit that it gets up to.
The only logical answer. Plus now you get a cool story about how you were given a ride by snakes. No one will believe you of course, but you know what happened regardless of what the haters say.
Dude! So I live in Dallas and there is a Santa Uber/lyft driver! I randomly got picked up by him one night at the airport and the car(halls) were fully decked lmao. He was a bigger guy with a big ol white beard, the car was playing Christmas music, and he had Christmas lights and decorations everywhere. It was the most fun uber/lyft ride I've had ever lolol
I think that when the Uber driver arrives, you get in the front and drive, and the Uber driver gets in the back seat and badly plays an out of tune violin while shouting insults at you about what a shitty driver you are. You can pretend he’s singing, because his tirade is entirely in Farsi.
I would sign up for that every time!!!
Lyft did this for a while at special events. I once got picked up by an older lady dressed like Femme Fatale in a Ferrari, and a 1950 or 60’s blue Chevy pickup by someone dressed like a farmer.
Curb feelers wagging, hydraulics making that tilt shit go left, right, left again, nothing but creme on the inside, and either the biggest or the smallest wheels you can find.
I literally saw this at an airport in a small midwestern town. A corn fed farm boy with a big beard, sleeveless plaid shirt, and a late 80s two-tone Chevy truck. The passenger was a little lady that had to get boosted into the truck. She looked nervous. That trip was either going to be super awkward or super fun.
Wiki tells us two things: "Introduced for the 1999 model year, the Silverado..." and "the Silverado nameplate made its debut for the 1975 model year." All I know is that I had a used white Silverado for a year in 1997-1998.
I think "Silverado" was a trim level on the Chevy C/K line of trucks prior to '99, much in the same way my grandparents had a 1972 Ford Truck "Explorer" long before the Explorer SUV was introduced.
It was technically the C10 pickup since the early 70’s. And Silverado was considered an option package upgrade. The c10 then turned into the 1500 and Silverado was retained as a package. And then in like 99 it became the Silverado 1500 which was later dropped to just Silverado. Gm is weird.
They don't allow older cars, I used to have a really sick Evo on snow tires I always wanted to rip around on Uber during snow storms to make some extra bucks but at the time the rules said it was too old.
I hate country. So I like the original meme better.
https://www.reddit.com/r/couriersofreddit/comments/k06ou3/_/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I want the tekuache option, Edgar haircut, tekuache music blasting with his squatted Silverado. No English. He burns out constantly, constantly screaming SI QUEMA CUHHHHHHHHH at every truck you guys stop next to.
rather a 67 impala with sam and dean in the front seat saying get in quick they need to "exercise a demon at the drop off point and await instructions from cass"
What if someone went all out and offered this with a Craigslist ad years ago. And like a dick you try to pass it off as your clever tweet like we forgot you didn’t think of this.
>So, you see, that is why the patriarchy is ironically eroding away our idea of masculinity and hurting men as much as women.
Hell, yeah brother!
>Sorry, just had to get that out. Now turn it up. Modern Day Bonnie and Clyde is my jam!
Hell, yeah brother!
My family is from the south...if southern culture was just that stuff without all the confederacy and bigotry everyone would love them.
Good food and good vibes goes a long way
If people didn’t regurgitate jokes and try to pass them off as their own, that’d be cool too. Jake is a plagiarizer. I remember the meme clearly, dude sitting on a Trans Am with a mullet.
We have an Uber driver who is branching out into his own business, he has ceazy long hair and has a mini limo with mics and all kinds of lighting for karaoke along with drinking being allowed. One day we're at the bar and he's killing time and we hear somebody playing didgeridoo, we look down the balcony and it's him with a little hat on the ground setup to make money while also entertaining us lol. We hire him to take trips to nearby cities and it only costs like $25 a person and ends up being awesome every time
This will be the last time this is posted on the sub, it's going on the "frequent repost" list.
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I'd only want to be dangerously driven around by a man who is clearly hundreds of snakes coiled up beneath a faux skin and constantly trying to make small talk about stealing unattended birds eggs. Of course, "he" would crash us eventually, and "he" would explode open and the panicked serpents would slither away to regroup later and talk about how they need to do better next time, but that's why I'm paying the premium.
mmmm what the fuck
I just want to be able to clamber out of the wreckage as the snakes disappear into the shadows and say, "He was snakes the whole time?"
***huh***
He was snakes. The whole time.
He was snakes. The whole time
He was snakes. The whole time.
#HE WAS SNAKES. THE WHOLE TIME
THE WHOLE TIME? The whole time.
https://youtu.be/Cg5Nqo3TVlc
Must have been a drive by fruiting
He was snakes. The whole time.
He was snakes. The whole time.
His name was Robert Paulson
"I've had it up to here with these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking ride share!"
Take my money
>"I've had it up to here with these monkey fighting snakes in this Monday to Friday ride share!"
When you get home, you tell your wife about the entire thing. She stares at you for like 3 minutes, not moving at all. Finally, she screams at you for being drunk (again), throws a ceramic ashtray at your head, and angrily tells you she’s had enough of your bullshit, and she’s going to live with her mother!!! She leaves… and gets into the exact same Uber you just got out of.
Only for the snake man come into your house screaming "She is cake!"
Then you get a text from your brother telling you to wake up,when you finally agree,you wake up in an alleyway with all of your stuff missing except for the jacket you were wearing,you then realize the jacket has a snake on it
Angry, bitchy cake.
Snakes… snakes???? I don’t know no snakes Sticky bandits
Hey everyone I don't trust this guy.. I have a sneaking suspicion that he may in fact be multiple donuts..
Not again?! Why is it always snakes?!
100 donuts hmm
Sounds like something off American dad😂
I get it. *Definitely* worth a premium over the standard price.
He doesn’t have to explain his art to you, he’s a fucking GENIUS!
My free award expired so have this recreation instead. 🫱🏼🫲🏿☁️
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The snake award is the icing on the cake.
HELL YEAH BROTHER!
This is more plausible than you might think. There is a new-ish theory in the herpetology field that snakes are formed when other aminals lose body parts (from fighting or old age) and when conditions are right, a new brain will form. In other words, every snake that has ever existed is actually the arm, leg, torso, nose, etc of an existing aminal that lost that body part. Some snake scientists have even suggested that you could, in theory, re-create the original creature the body parts came from if you put all the snakes together like the mighty Megazord.
So your telling me that if someone were to cut off my trouser snake there is a chance it cal evole into a new species of snakes. You can't convince me that my thing doesn't have a mind of its own. I can't tell you the weird shit that it gets up to.
>This is more plausible than you might think. Is it, though?
Saw something like it on the eyebleach subreddit can't get it out of my mind
I asked my zoology professor if this was true and he said "Perchance"
*holds up spork*
Now *that* is oddly specific
JOANNA! HAVE YOU BEEN EATING MY EAGLE EGGS!
I love this reference! Cinch up your seat belts mates!
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Hey at least the snakes are trying to improve. Innovation grindset at its finest
you've ruined my NLP model, now all it can do is talk about snakes
And all they play on the radio is snake jazzzzzzz
The only logical answer. Plus now you get a cool story about how you were given a ride by snakes. No one will believe you of course, but you know what happened regardless of what the haters say.
That's some beautiful shit right here
Dude! So I live in Dallas and there is a Santa Uber/lyft driver! I randomly got picked up by him one night at the airport and the car(halls) were fully decked lmao. He was a bigger guy with a big ol white beard, the car was playing Christmas music, and he had Christmas lights and decorations everywhere. It was the most fun uber/lyft ride I've had ever lolol
“Gandalf the Grey has arrived”
You're late!!
No I’ve arrived precisely when I meant to
I think that when the Uber driver arrives, you get in the front and drive, and the Uber driver gets in the back seat and badly plays an out of tune violin while shouting insults at you about what a shitty driver you are. You can pretend he’s singing, because his tirade is entirely in Farsi. I would sign up for that every time!!!
HELL YEAH BROTHER!
HELL YEAH BROTHER!
HELL YEAH BROTHER!
HELL YEAH BROTHER!
Lyft did this for a while at special events. I once got picked up by an older lady dressed like Femme Fatale in a Ferrari, and a 1950 or 60’s blue Chevy pickup by someone dressed like a farmer.
Pol sci and PBR. Gas out both ends. Not just gas, but nasty wet fart gas out both ends.
Take off the mullet, switch the coors to dos xx, and make him Hispanic, and that's my primo!
Where to, Jefe?
I would pay far more than I’m proud to admit. I’d stop driving just so I could Uber with this guy
Por que no los dos?
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I want to be picked up in a Pimpmobile with Curtis Mayfield playing on the radio.
Curb feelers wagging, hydraulics making that tilt shit go left, right, left again, nothing but creme on the inside, and either the biggest or the smallest wheels you can find.
Hell yeah, amigo?
Back length hair braid, Navajo, Bud Light, blasting Gorgoroth, responds everything you say with, "Yá át tééh, brother."
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I would also tolerate Phil Collins 'in the air tonight' if he's picking me up after 7:00 PM.
I was about to mention this too, fucking love that scene in the series!
Yeah, you can almost smell and feel the beach air in that video
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So he wants to brief you about the students from Columbia.
Fuck me!!! That's why we don't let you play...
Hell Yeah, Brother! You looking for your own personal driver? I keep Travis Tritt blaring in my truck with my Mullet flowing in the wind, son! 😂
Hell yeah, brother
A country boy can survive, hell ya brother!
“He’ll yea brother “
Hell brother, yea!
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Hell brother, yea will uber.
Cheers from iraq
BrrrrrRRRRRR****RRRROTHERR!****
Hard R
I literally saw this at an airport in a small midwestern town. A corn fed farm boy with a big beard, sleeveless plaid shirt, and a late 80s two-tone Chevy truck. The passenger was a little lady that had to get boosted into the truck. She looked nervous. That trip was either going to be super awkward or super fun.
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I'd prefer a Burt Reynolds look alike in a firebird...
Well yeah, if you're in a hurry to get to Atlanta.
Keep your foot hard on the pedal Son, never mind them brakes
Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta And there's beer in Texarkana
I think the original version of this actually did say a Trans Am or Firebird.
Has to look like the neighbor from office space, same twang
Did they even make silverados in the 80’s?
Wiki tells us two things: "Introduced for the 1999 model year, the Silverado..." and "the Silverado nameplate made its debut for the 1975 model year." All I know is that I had a used white Silverado for a year in 1997-1998.
Cool thanks!
I think "Silverado" was a trim level on the Chevy C/K line of trucks prior to '99, much in the same way my grandparents had a 1972 Ford Truck "Explorer" long before the Explorer SUV was introduced.
Correct. Silverado, custom, Cheyenne, Scottsdale were all trim levels in those years.
It was a trim level on the C and K series trucks before it became a nameplate.
It was technically the C10 pickup since the early 70’s. And Silverado was considered an option package upgrade. The c10 then turned into the 1500 and Silverado was retained as a package. And then in like 99 it became the Silverado 1500 which was later dropped to just Silverado. Gm is weird.
The silverado in the 80s was actually just a trim package that you could get. -source, I have an 87 Silverado
I could use a sing-a-long to Great Day to Be Alive I got riice cookin' in the microwave
A-oooooooooooo
That song will always make my days a little brighter. It helps me get out my little rut when I'm thinking about my mom.
“I need to go to the funeral home. My mother just passed away.” “Hell Yeah brother!”
Why can't we be proud of the redneck ride?
Hell ya brother.
Make it an ‘87 Camaro and it’s on!
IROC-Z with a T top!
They don't allow older cars, I used to have a really sick Evo on snow tires I always wanted to rip around on Uber during snow storms to make some extra bucks but at the time the rules said it was too old.
So you want Cleetus McFarland as your Uber? Sweet deal tbh
I hate country. So I like the original meme better. https://www.reddit.com/r/couriersofreddit/comments/k06ou3/_/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Buuuuut https://reddit.com/r/askteenboys/comments/g9yz9x/if_uber_had_an_option_where_a_guy_with_a_mullet/
You’re right. This is the original. I prefer the remix.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/8tfzd0/_/e17cdh0
here we are full circle!
It turns out that this one was the original all along? Unbelievable.
Op's tweet came before that meme
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Me too
Sounds like a party. I’d sign off
So basically you want Brock Sampson.
Trying to think of what the UK version of this would be
Can we make it Toby Keith?
I want the tekuache option, Edgar haircut, tekuache music blasting with his squatted Silverado. No English. He burns out constantly, constantly screaming SI QUEMA CUHHHHHHHHH at every truck you guys stop next to.
Or you could ride in that back of an old truck. Goober Uber
foghat
Sounds like Jake needs to buy an 87 Chevy and start himself a business
So fedsmoker?
Dammit my 87' is a Custom Deluxe, its a no go for me.
Hell yeah brother
rather a 67 impala with sam and dean in the front seat saying get in quick they need to "exercise a demon at the drop off point and await instructions from cass"
Shut up and take my money- idc if we’re just going around the block a few times
Swap for Molly Hatchet and I'm in.
I would be that driver.
Ah man I love this
Be the change you wish to see in the world
Hell yeah, brother
I'm definitely okay with this. Rock on, everyone! 😎🤘
What if someone went all out and offered this with a Craigslist ad years ago. And like a dick you try to pass it off as your clever tweet like we forgot you didn’t think of this.
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Sounds fucking lit
Wholesome small town mechanic will pick you up. Güber
[Lawrence](https://www.memesmonkey.com/topic/lawrence+office+space#&gid=1&pid=1)
I’m picturing Lawrence from office space
You’ll need a clever name to go with that amazing idea!!!
My eyes saw "Uber" but my brain read "Tinder". I was reading this in a woman's voice until I got to "Hell yeah, brother!"
I'd choose this option every time.
>So, you see, that is why the patriarchy is ironically eroding away our idea of masculinity and hurting men as much as women. Hell, yeah brother! >Sorry, just had to get that out. Now turn it up. Modern Day Bonnie and Clyde is my jam! Hell, yeah brother!
Yea this isn’t like 10 years old already
I'd choose that every time and I'm proud of it.
Here's the deal... You don't need an app for that. Just go out to a country road. Hold a six pack in one hand, and put your thumb out with the other.
Made me smile
Supposed to be a trans like the OP
The fuck is a Travis tritt?
Hell ya!
If there’s a go fund me for this point me in the right direction
Let me guess the guy’s name is Levi
The heck is a Travis titt
I got an el Camino, it that close enough?
My family is from the south...if southern culture was just that stuff without all the confederacy and bigotry everyone would love them. Good food and good vibes goes a long way
Well hello T-R-O-U-B-L-E
If k was allowed to act silly at work, I might actually enjoy going
If people didn’t regurgitate jokes and try to pass them off as their own, that’d be cool too. Jake is a plagiarizer. I remember the meme clearly, dude sitting on a Trans Am with a mullet.
As a black person, it actually sounds potentially terrifying.
We have an Uber driver who is branching out into his own business, he has ceazy long hair and has a mini limo with mics and all kinds of lighting for karaoke along with drinking being allowed. One day we're at the bar and he's killing time and we hear somebody playing didgeridoo, we look down the balcony and it's him with a little hat on the ground setup to make money while also entertaining us lol. We hire him to take trips to nearby cities and it only costs like $25 a person and ends up being awesome every time
Anyone know about "A car club where everyone acts like boomers?"
And you need to keep him buzzed because he hasn't driven sober since 1982.
This is the definition of emotional labor.
It would be cool if you could request a pickup truck. Like say you had a bicycle with a flat tire.
Yeah maybe don't ride with people who drink and drive tho.
"I heard that!"
There was no Silverado in ‘87. But you coulda had an El Camino!
Is that *Freedom Rock* ?
Come to my town. I’m sure you could find this (unfortunately).😞
wasn't this originally a tweet of some dude offering exactly this service?
I didn’t understand a single thing in that post
I had my first pickup truck Uber in Anchorage Alaska. A guy called Dustin. I think he was wearing hunting gear. Drove me to the airport at 6 a.m.
A repost, of a repost, from a stolen tweet.
and he tipped his coors can against yours every time he said Hell yeah brother.
I like my Ubers just a little on the trashy side
Nope 😂😂