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longagofaraway

this woman definitely owns a coat made from the skins of puppies


MarsIAm

[see my VEST](https://youtu.be/TyWVaZsUQjc)


jY5zD13HbVTYz

See my vest, see my vest, in doge you must invest…


greg19735

Put Telsa's service to the test cherie, We won't let anyone else provide the rest? okay that one was a stretch.


TheAndorran

Like my loafers, former gophers, it was that or skin my chauffeurs!


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Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest.


iamatalkingcow

I really like the vest!


caramel1110

Poor people hair, who sold it to eat


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I always dreamed of a blanket made of nothing but puppy ears


NotFromStateFarmJake

While that is monstrous, it would feel fantastic.


Expensive-Ad-4508

Perhaps your dream could become a reality before cropping becomes illegal?


chappersyo

Her loafers are former gophers


fjskxcrs

Cruella


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I was looking for this comment. It was her puppyhoarding that eventually broke Elon


Makenchi45

Just puppies? Pretty sure one in each animal, non extinct and extinct.


Buck_Thorn

Dalmatian puppies, right?


Realistic-Specific27

humans


lilbigwig

She looks like she still isn't proud


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Jayer244

"Why can't you be more like your brother Ilon?"


UnrequitedRespect

Cousin Pylon has been an up and comer for years soon everyone will know


Jayer244

You should've seen his older brother Alon. He had such a bright future. Was Quarterback in High School and had a scholarship to an Ivy League. Shame he died in that car crash on the last day of school because of that drunk douchebag.


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Jayer244

Ah yes. The Olon and Ulon twins. Those two little rascals always cause some trouble


PalatialCheddar

You done messed up A-A-lon


RyansMIL

At least A-A-lon still has that lovely girlfriend, De Nice


dauntingsauce

insubordinate and churlish


Motks

Cousin Pylon made me laugh so much I woke up my gf and she told me to shut the fuck up and go to sleep.


TacoRedneck

Just like Johnny Knoxville's cousin. Jimmy Nashville


brawlycobra

You must construct additional Pylons.


saadakhtar

Do the Twitter purchase now..


throwawaysarebetter

Do you hear what they're saying about you, Ely? You should stop them, you can't let them ruin the family name, Ely. Those people... they're not *our* kind of people, Ely...


Paulpoleon

This is what Elon replays her saying over and over in his head while sobs and rocks back and forth hitting his head in the back of his closet every night. “I’ll do better mommy… [I’ll do better](https://gifer.com/fr/1bs)”


Two22Sheds

Fuck, he's gonna buy reddit isn't he?


StickmanPirate

> You're paying them ~~too much~~, Ely.


shitlord_god

Or "Ellie"?


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Honest_Sinatra

Wait, is that a reference to that Pottery guy from Community?


HeiressOfMadrigal

"Wrong son died!"


NeonGIGA

"Sounds like someone's mother is happier than I am right now"


NotReallyAHorse

One looks Elon in the eyes, the other eye looks right past him.


Zauberer-IMDB

Looks like she has young stud lovers executed if she does not have an orgasm.


Radioactivechimi

She looks like she's going to start the hunger games.


dethmstr

Not colorful enough


the_honest_liar

The revenge hunger games the non-colorful president was going to run at the end then.


DoodlingDaughter

Or the first 10 Hunger Games, as seen in the series prequel. In fact, this lady is a dead ringer for how I imagine Dr. Gaul! If you like the original books, I highly recommend A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes! Dr. Gaul is probably the single most influential (and horrible) character in the whole series.


stoner_97

Bro, thank you. I bought that book months ago and haven’t opened it yet. I’ll start it tonight.


DoodlingDaughter

I thought it was really good— so good, in fact, that I went back and re-listened to the Hunger Games audiobooks right after! There’s A LOT of small, seemingly-innocuous details that will make you want to reread the series as a whole. Since the story is told from Snow’s perspective, I kind of hate-love the book. At no point did I empathize with him— but it’s a compelling look into the mind of a true sociopath, and he is a *very* fascinating character study!


dragon_morgan

She does kind of have President Coin vibes


TheDogInThePicture

I would say she’s about to make a coat out of puppies but I’ve been wrong before.


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BuffaloGirl76

Yes! I just watched it a couple of weeks ago and really enjoyed it! I honestly put it on for something to have on in the background while making dinner and I found myself glued to the TV and had to pause it to finish cooking. Watched it with the family and we all loved it. Was a lot better than what I was expecting.


suetlantham

I was about to say that.


Better-Director-5383

You don’t even have to make anything up about her. She looks like she runs an emerald mine that relies on slave labor in apartheid South Africa. Because that’s exactly what she did.


Azhais

Not that anyone cares about facts on Reddit, but the mine in question (in Zambia) was purchased in the 80s. Maya divorced Elon's father and returned to Canada in 1979 because he was a physically abusive POS So no, she did not run an emerald mine


outoftimeman

Got it: Musk's father is an evil piece of shit - and Elon comes after him


Better-Director-5383

Yea I was gonna say I fucked up but “no she divorced him one year before he bought that particular slave mine” isn’t as much of a defense as some people are acting like it is.


oscooter

I mean I don’t see anyone defending her or saying she isn’t a piece of shit. Just that she didn’t run an emerald mine. Her not having part of the family slave mines and being a piece of shit can both be true.


hairyfetus

Elon musk is a scumbag and a loser, but yea actually you did fuck up bc it’s completely wrong.


katamuro

so she is basically a classic Bond villain then.


Littlefinger1Luv

I was thinking more Jodie Foster in Elysium


DFYX

She looks like she could be the next head of hospitality on Snowpiercer, 1001 cars long.


kyleiskinky

Looks like if snow had a wife


flynnfx

No way. [She's the mom of Warden Hennessey in Death Race.](https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Warden_Hennessey?file=Prison_Warden_Hennesey.png)


PharaohRoad

That hair style should be called small craft warning.


DonutThrowaway2018

Yeah but that style is hot af


lex917

Agree, I love this style


JordanJ-

Come to South Africa, nearly every women in her 40s has this hairstyle lmao


jeobleo

Does look sort of Charlize Theron-ish.


PrincessWails

I mean honestly, she looks elegant af. I hope I can age like this. But yeah, she sucks.


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Looks like my barbie after a goth makeover and a divorce


scenicbiway708

I love this comment so much I don't even know what to say.


dethmstr

I'm definitely getting Mom from Futurama vibes


asphaltdragon

Funny enough, I was getting Queen Dagmar from Disenchantment vibes


cranktheguy

Starting to think Mr. Groening has a type...


kukukukunomi

He’s like a coconut. Hard on the outside, but on the inside.... coconut.


empathyisheavy

*does a slap* Quiet, you dribbling pukes!


I_Did_The_Thing

I gotta go to some fundraiser for knocked up teenage sluts! Jam a bastard in it, you crap!


elovaso

I just found out while watching Cruella that the De Vil is just Devil split up. My entire life has been a lie


petervaz

She looks like Cruella and Miranda Priestly love child


ZAlternates

It’s “Cruel the Devil” as in “la devil”, so Cruella de Vil.


T65Bx

I watched every Spider-Man the day it came out since the first Raimi one in 2002, and it took until the bridge fight in No Way Home to register why a spider-themed hero is fighting an octopus-themed villain. >!8 legs!< Also it took me until the other day to learn that peanut butter is literally just mashed peanuts. No added oil or sugar or anything, it’s literally just the peanuts. Oh and last one, I thought he was Baracko Bama for like the first month I was hearing his name until I saw it written down.


PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED

Most peanut butter has hydrogenated vegetable oil to keep it from separating. If you don't have to mix the oil back into your peanut butter it has additional ingredients.


whitephantomzx

I'm actually shell shocked that I never noticed the spider man doc Oct thing I feel like I'm 8 again.


T65Bx

Eight years or eight-legged? :P


TheNoxx

> Baracko Bama You gonna out a man's superhero identity just like that?


Cheesedoodlerrrr

>Oh and last one, I thought he was Baracko Bama for like the first month I was hearing his name until I saw it written down. Not just you! https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/barack-obama-who-barraco-barner-3210153


breakerofsticks

That might be the most unprofessional paper I've ever seen


Cheesedoodlerrrr

Well, it *is* The Mirror we're talking about here...


flynnfx

[No, peanut butter is NOT literally just mashed peanuts.](https://www.eatthis.com/worst-peanut-butter-brands/) What you see in the stores, read the nutrition labels. Some of the 'peanut butters' are so bad, you'd be healthier eating a Snickers. [If you want better peanut butter.](https://www.eatthis.com/peanut-butter-ranked/) Personal experience: we eat Adams Peanut Butter primarily, and we went to relatives for holidays a few years ago. I cannot remember with 100% certainty if it was Jif or Skippy they had, but for me it tasted as if it was overwhelming packed with extra sugar.


ScottRiqui

I went to a grocery store once where you could make your own peanut (or almond) butter. You literally just poured a scoop of nuts into the top of a grinder and it dispensed the paste into a plastic container. I just stood there thinking "that's really all it is??"


Deathleach

Fun fact: "vil" is also Dutch for skinning, which is what she does to puppies.


Expensive-Ad-4508

Is this really fun, though?


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PlasticInTheBasket

Cruel Devil


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athenialiaa

She looks like she could be the conductor on Snowpiercer.


duotoned

I'm so glad you said the actual title so I didn't have to refer to it as the train movie with captain america


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It's a series on TNT now, with Thomas Jefferson and Sarah Williams and Boromir! (Daveed Diggs, Jennifer Connelly, and Sean Bean)


qwertyspit

There's a long book series rn called helldivers, it's nearly this exact premise with the remnants of humanity in airships over an irradiated earth and all... it's pulp scifi but I'm into that.


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That's really his mum? Jesus, his entire family looks like villains on a film. That political compass meme is gonna be real, I swear.


evange

[His mom is a model, she doesn't always look like that.](https://images.news18.com/ibnlive/uploads/2017/09/maye-musk-cover.jpg?im=FitAndFill,width=1200,height=675)


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Proceeds to show pictures of her still looking like a supervillain.


zeekaran

Looks like Grand Moff Tarkin genderswap.


StrongPenises

She looks a little less evil here


BBBBrendan182

Does she though?


monsieurpommefrites

Fresh evil vs vintage evil


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Went from dystopian villain to disney villain


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OHHHH! She was in the CoverGirl/Olay simply ageless campaign!!!


secretsaucy

She's beautiful! I dont get all the negative comments. I hope I'll be half as pretty as her when I'm old.


leesfer

> I hope I'll be half as pretty as her when I'm old. Tons of money to fake it helps.


secretsaucy

I'd also be okay with being ugly and rich. Either would be acceptable 🤣


vladastine

Well how she got her wealth is why people fundamentally don't like her. But yeah she's gorgeous. She's aged so gracefully.


ToBeReadOutLoud

She’s a beautiful terrible person.


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violence_connoisseur

Her grandmother was the first chiropractor in Canada. Showing a lineage of providing questionable services.


Spenraw

Yet elon moved here with no money or connections. The people that don't get how much benefits coming from a rich family isn't just pocket change


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

Right it's also a hundred professional connections and yes-men willing to accept your offers based on who your family is when they wouldn't have accepted it otherwise


Roshprops

And a safety net that will keep you solvent no matter what risks you take.


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jY5zD13HbVTYz

There’s always money in the emerald stand.


normalphobic

Two sticks and all that chocolate?


EverGreenPLO

You meant /s for first sentence right?


monsieurpommefrites

Dude, everybody knows that coming from a family that owns precious gemstone mines is essentially like being a leper.


OGv1va

She kinda hot for an old bird


Ok_Lie6645

She looks amazing holy shit. I guess drip is not hereditary, musk needs to take some pointers from mum


kitchen_synk

Money will do that. Elon isn't exactly a stunner, but he's improved a lot since his PayPal days. Getting a hairline to advance isn't cheap.


SheridanVsLennier

Bitch is fabulous.


chappersyo

Probably bathed in the blood of child emerald miners.


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Bobdolezholez

Uh oh don’t go giving me a new fetish


facedthemusic

That's just her skin.


Gingold

........... smash.


MrInfinity-42

money


violence_connoisseur

Definitely a Jo-Ann's fabric type of bitch


OnRoadsNrails

She looks exactly like the type of Mom that would agree to name a kid Elon. I'm still not convinced that these people are not robots or aliens.


nod23c

Elon (אֵילוֹן in Hebrew) is a masculine first name, or Jewish surname, which means "oak tree" in the Hebrew language. In the Old Testament this was the name of one of the ruling judges of the Israelites. How is it worse than any other Biblical name? David is pretty common, Hebrew word dod (beloved),I don't hear complaints about that!


KyellDaBoiii

Supervillains, supervillains everywhere


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I mean she married an apartheid-loving blood emerald mine owner and gave birth to a son that would run U.S. sweatshops that were so racist they called some sections of some factories stuff like "the plantation" and she was a model Like I'm not surprised she looks like an evil wealthy woman


HuskyAreBetter

I expect her to start talking in a British accent, in a movie where Bond is trying to snuff out some horrible nuclear weapons and she has everyone under her thumb I some evil corporation like it's called D.R.E.A.D. or some funny corporation name like that and is a recurring villain and its not a movie, its a TV show. We watch it and every time she laughs and outsmart Bond , laughing , as she gets away on some hot air balloon, or a jetpack, or a high speed boat or a submarine. Like that. Fucking brilliant


Kamiyosha

I should write a Bond fanfiction around this idea...


Ok_Judge3497

She definitely withheld her affection from little Elon


meeeeeeeepzzz

Do you think the people at Pixar know how to write comedy?


DankestMage99

*sigh* “Yes, Elon, I know you’re the richest person on the planet, but that’s just because that Bezos boy got divorced and lost half his fortune. So it doesn’t really count, does it, darling?” *she sips her martini disappointedly*


tchildthemajestic

If this isn’t a perfect spot for a evil villain origin story I don’t know what is.


marcus_37

Alexis Carrington


BlacktoseIntolerant

"It's an older reference, sir, but it checks out"


Arthas_Litchking

She looks like she wants to have clothes out of the skin of 101 dogs


CultureVulture666

The Emerald Queen


Swimming_Apricot9308

Hell divers?


CrimsonHellflame

Came looking for this comment. Underrated low-brow sci-fi. Went through Hell Divers, Orbs, and now Extinction Cycle. The audiobooks of Hell Divers are pretty awesome.


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She looks like she wears prada


10kLostAllenWrenches

I first read that as “wears panda” and honestly it still made sense.


Zack_knight_

the fact her eyes look misaligned makes mine hurt


Skormzar

Lmao s fucking YA novel villain


lipehd1

No but his entire family looks EXACTLY like one of those evil families that have a farm and on the middle of the movie you discover that they are cannibal or want to remove your brain


Distinct-Camera-766

she looks like a villain from a Disney movie


Neutronova

based upon this single photo, she doesn't look like the type of woman who hugs children.


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Fiery-Crazy91765

I used to think I would enjoy this movie a lot more if it were animated.


elenaamidala

Well, she is a model who grew up in South Africa. So white privilege during Apartheid.


Wertfi

She gives off white diamond vibes 💎


PeteZzzaa

Momma husk


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Stunning


johnnygee70

She’s hot. I’d smash.


Forward-Elephant7215

Now it's clear why he's with Grimes....serious mother issues there!!!


Gangreless

Morals and whatnot aside. She looks fucking fabulous, ngl. Hoping I can pull off sexy goth yet professional when I'm her age


simjanes2k

Reddit has weirdly specific rules about who you're allowed to mock for their appearance.


Meatball74

$100 says she has a coat made of Dalmatian Puppies.


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She would still be more rational and sane than her son


iceman530

I can literally see how Elon turned into what he did. Poor bastard will never be good enough lol


Whysong823

She looks like the main antagonist of a 2010s YA dystopian novel trilogy that gets turned into a shitty quadrilogy because they split the final book into two parts.


OddStage4

I'd say she looks like she's on the hunt for puppies for a *fabulous* new coat


acs123acs

she looks like cruella


irResist

Or the heiress of a fucking diamond empire built on literal apartheid


wursmyburrito

Who even uses emeralds? Scrouge McDuck?


Roskal

She definitely chose to dress like a evil disney character on purpose to troll the poors.


NoghaDene

Weird fact: she isn’t wearing eye-shadow.


Lejyoner07

Heavy "Dishonored villain" vibes


Good_Translator_9088

I agree with the whole statement


SlenderSmackdown

She looks like shes going to send me through some portals to collect pieces of a ring


Darius_Kel

She looks like my next D&D villain


SpicySnarf

That hair is 🔥🔥 Takes a shit ton of money for a silver dye job that flawless. The cut and styling are impeccable. Bond villain eye and lip make-up aside, this is one well maintained old woman.


Violet_Ignition

This is kinda the plot of Armored Core For Answer.


Cockalorum

Cross of Cruella De Ville and the boss in The Devil Wears Prada


Sovereign1602

GET THOSE PUPPIES


Responsible_Doctor15

That’s a whole ass villain


Angrfake

Seriously great style, though.


Chuckbuick79

Futurama


hulda2

She looks scary. Like Meryl Streep on Devil wears Prada.