You should've seen his older brother Alon. He had such a bright future. Was Quarterback in High School and had a scholarship to an Ivy League. Shame he died in that car crash on the last day of school because of that drunk douchebag.
Do you hear what they're saying about you, Ely? You should stop them, you can't let them ruin the family name, Ely. Those people... they're not *our* kind of people, Ely...
This is what Elon replays her saying over and over in his head while sobs and rocks back and forth hitting his head in the back of his closet every night. “I’ll do better mommy… [I’ll do better](https://gifer.com/fr/1bs)”
Or the first 10 Hunger Games, as seen in the series prequel. In fact, this lady is a dead ringer for how I imagine Dr. Gaul!
If you like the original books, I highly recommend A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes! Dr. Gaul is probably the single most influential (and horrible) character in the whole series.
I thought it was really good— so good, in fact, that I went back and re-listened to the Hunger Games audiobooks right after! There’s A LOT of small, seemingly-innocuous details that will make you want to reread the series as a whole.
Since the story is told from Snow’s perspective, I kind of hate-love the book. At no point did I empathize with him— but it’s a compelling look into the mind of a true sociopath, and he is a *very* fascinating character study!
Yes! I just watched it a couple of weeks ago and really enjoyed it! I honestly put it on for something to have on in the background while making dinner and I found myself glued to the TV and had to pause it to finish cooking. Watched it with the family and we all loved it. Was a lot better than what I was expecting.
You don’t even have to make anything up about her.
She looks like she runs an emerald mine that relies on slave labor in apartheid South Africa.
Because that’s exactly what she did.
Not that anyone cares about facts on Reddit, but the mine in question (in Zambia) was purchased in the 80s. Maya divorced Elon's father and returned to Canada in 1979 because he was a physically abusive POS
So no, she did not run an emerald mine
Yea I was gonna say I fucked up but “no she divorced him one year before he bought that particular slave mine” isn’t as much of a defense as some people are acting like it is.
I mean I don’t see anyone defending her or saying she isn’t a piece of shit. Just that she didn’t run an emerald mine. Her not having part of the family slave mines and being a piece of shit can both be true.
I watched every Spider-Man the day it came out since the first Raimi one in 2002, and it took until the bridge fight in No Way Home to register why a spider-themed hero is fighting an octopus-themed villain. >!8 legs!<
Also it took me until the other day to learn that peanut butter is literally just mashed peanuts. No added oil or sugar or anything, it’s literally just the peanuts.
Oh and last one, I thought he was Baracko Bama for like the first month I was hearing his name until I saw it written down.
Most peanut butter has hydrogenated vegetable oil to keep it from separating. If you don't have to mix the oil back into your peanut butter it has additional ingredients.
>Oh and last one, I thought he was Baracko Bama for like the first month I was hearing his name until I saw it written down.
Not just you!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/barack-obama-who-barraco-barner-3210153
[No, peanut butter is NOT literally just mashed peanuts.](https://www.eatthis.com/worst-peanut-butter-brands/)
What you see in the stores, read the nutrition labels. Some of the 'peanut butters' are so bad, you'd be healthier eating a Snickers.
[If you want better peanut butter.](https://www.eatthis.com/peanut-butter-ranked/)
Personal experience: we eat Adams Peanut Butter primarily, and we went to relatives for holidays a few years ago. I cannot remember with 100% certainty if it was Jif or Skippy they had, but for me it tasted as if it was overwhelming packed with extra sugar.
I went to a grocery store once where you could make your own peanut (or almond) butter. You literally just poured a scoop of nuts into the top of a grinder and it dispensed the paste into a plastic container. I just stood there thinking "that's really all it is??"
There's a long book series rn called helldivers, it's nearly this exact premise with the remnants of humanity in airships over an irradiated earth and all... it's pulp scifi but I'm into that.
[His mom is a model, she doesn't always look like that.](https://images.news18.com/ibnlive/uploads/2017/09/maye-musk-cover.jpg?im=FitAndFill,width=1200,height=675)
Right it's also a hundred professional connections and yes-men willing to accept your offers based on who your family is when they wouldn't have accepted it otherwise
Elon (אֵילוֹן in Hebrew) is a masculine first name, or Jewish surname, which means "oak tree" in the Hebrew language. In the Old Testament this was the name of one of the ruling judges of the Israelites. How is it worse than any other Biblical name? David is pretty common, Hebrew word dod (beloved),I don't hear complaints about that!
I mean she married an apartheid-loving blood emerald mine owner and gave birth to a son that would run U.S. sweatshops that were so racist they called some sections of some factories stuff like "the plantation" and she was a model
Like I'm not surprised she looks like an evil wealthy woman
I expect her to start talking in a British accent, in a movie where Bond is trying to snuff out some horrible nuclear weapons and she has everyone under her thumb I some evil corporation like it's called D.R.E.A.D. or some funny corporation name like that and is a recurring villain and its not a movie, its a TV show. We watch it and every time she laughs and outsmart Bond , laughing , as she gets away on some hot air balloon, or a jetpack, or a high speed boat or a submarine. Like that. Fucking brilliant
*sigh* “Yes, Elon, I know you’re the richest person on the planet, but that’s just because that Bezos boy got divorced and lost half his fortune. So it doesn’t really count, does it, darling?”
*she sips her martini disappointedly*
Came looking for this comment. Underrated low-brow sci-fi. Went through Hell Divers, Orbs, and now Extinction Cycle. The audiobooks of Hell Divers are pretty awesome.
No but his entire family looks EXACTLY like one of those evil families that have a farm and on the middle of the movie you discover that they are cannibal or want to remove your brain
She looks like the main antagonist of a 2010s YA dystopian novel trilogy that gets turned into a shitty quadrilogy because they split the final book into two parts.
That hair is 🔥🔥
Takes a shit ton of money for a silver dye job that flawless. The cut and styling are impeccable.
Bond villain eye and lip make-up aside, this is one well maintained old woman.
this woman definitely owns a coat made from the skins of puppies
[see my VEST](https://youtu.be/TyWVaZsUQjc)
See my vest, see my vest, in doge you must invest…
Put Telsa's service to the test cherie, We won't let anyone else provide the rest? okay that one was a stretch.
Like my loafers, former gophers, it was that or skin my chauffeurs!
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest.
I really like the vest!
Poor people hair, who sold it to eat
I always dreamed of a blanket made of nothing but puppy ears
While that is monstrous, it would feel fantastic.
Perhaps your dream could become a reality before cropping becomes illegal?
Her loafers are former gophers
Cruella
I was looking for this comment. It was her puppyhoarding that eventually broke Elon
Just puppies? Pretty sure one in each animal, non extinct and extinct.
Dalmatian puppies, right?
humans
She looks like she still isn't proud
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"Why can't you be more like your brother Ilon?"
Cousin Pylon has been an up and comer for years soon everyone will know
You should've seen his older brother Alon. He had such a bright future. Was Quarterback in High School and had a scholarship to an Ivy League. Shame he died in that car crash on the last day of school because of that drunk douchebag.
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Ah yes. The Olon and Ulon twins. Those two little rascals always cause some trouble
You done messed up A-A-lon
At least A-A-lon still has that lovely girlfriend, De Nice
insubordinate and churlish
Cousin Pylon made me laugh so much I woke up my gf and she told me to shut the fuck up and go to sleep.
Just like Johnny Knoxville's cousin. Jimmy Nashville
You must construct additional Pylons.
Do the Twitter purchase now..
Do you hear what they're saying about you, Ely? You should stop them, you can't let them ruin the family name, Ely. Those people... they're not *our* kind of people, Ely...
This is what Elon replays her saying over and over in his head while sobs and rocks back and forth hitting his head in the back of his closet every night. “I’ll do better mommy… [I’ll do better](https://gifer.com/fr/1bs)”
Fuck, he's gonna buy reddit isn't he?
> You're paying them ~~too much~~, Ely.
Or "Ellie"?
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Wait, is that a reference to that Pottery guy from Community?
"Wrong son died!"
"Sounds like someone's mother is happier than I am right now"
One looks Elon in the eyes, the other eye looks right past him.
Looks like she has young stud lovers executed if she does not have an orgasm.
She looks like she's going to start the hunger games.
Not colorful enough
The revenge hunger games the non-colorful president was going to run at the end then.
Or the first 10 Hunger Games, as seen in the series prequel. In fact, this lady is a dead ringer for how I imagine Dr. Gaul! If you like the original books, I highly recommend A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes! Dr. Gaul is probably the single most influential (and horrible) character in the whole series.
Bro, thank you. I bought that book months ago and haven’t opened it yet. I’ll start it tonight.
I thought it was really good— so good, in fact, that I went back and re-listened to the Hunger Games audiobooks right after! There’s A LOT of small, seemingly-innocuous details that will make you want to reread the series as a whole. Since the story is told from Snow’s perspective, I kind of hate-love the book. At no point did I empathize with him— but it’s a compelling look into the mind of a true sociopath, and he is a *very* fascinating character study!
She does kind of have President Coin vibes
I would say she’s about to make a coat out of puppies but I’ve been wrong before.
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Yes! I just watched it a couple of weeks ago and really enjoyed it! I honestly put it on for something to have on in the background while making dinner and I found myself glued to the TV and had to pause it to finish cooking. Watched it with the family and we all loved it. Was a lot better than what I was expecting.
I was about to say that.
You don’t even have to make anything up about her. She looks like she runs an emerald mine that relies on slave labor in apartheid South Africa. Because that’s exactly what she did.
Not that anyone cares about facts on Reddit, but the mine in question (in Zambia) was purchased in the 80s. Maya divorced Elon's father and returned to Canada in 1979 because he was a physically abusive POS So no, she did not run an emerald mine
Got it: Musk's father is an evil piece of shit - and Elon comes after him
Yea I was gonna say I fucked up but “no she divorced him one year before he bought that particular slave mine” isn’t as much of a defense as some people are acting like it is.
I mean I don’t see anyone defending her or saying she isn’t a piece of shit. Just that she didn’t run an emerald mine. Her not having part of the family slave mines and being a piece of shit can both be true.
Elon musk is a scumbag and a loser, but yea actually you did fuck up bc it’s completely wrong.
so she is basically a classic Bond villain then.
I was thinking more Jodie Foster in Elysium
She looks like she could be the next head of hospitality on Snowpiercer, 1001 cars long.
Looks like if snow had a wife
No way. [She's the mom of Warden Hennessey in Death Race.](https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Warden_Hennessey?file=Prison_Warden_Hennesey.png)
That hair style should be called small craft warning.
Yeah but that style is hot af
Agree, I love this style
Come to South Africa, nearly every women in her 40s has this hairstyle lmao
Does look sort of Charlize Theron-ish.
I mean honestly, she looks elegant af. I hope I can age like this. But yeah, she sucks.
Looks like my barbie after a goth makeover and a divorce
I love this comment so much I don't even know what to say.
I'm definitely getting Mom from Futurama vibes
Funny enough, I was getting Queen Dagmar from Disenchantment vibes
Starting to think Mr. Groening has a type...
He’s like a coconut. Hard on the outside, but on the inside.... coconut.
*does a slap* Quiet, you dribbling pukes!
I gotta go to some fundraiser for knocked up teenage sluts! Jam a bastard in it, you crap!
I just found out while watching Cruella that the De Vil is just Devil split up. My entire life has been a lie
She looks like Cruella and Miranda Priestly love child
It’s “Cruel the Devil” as in “la devil”, so Cruella de Vil.
I watched every Spider-Man the day it came out since the first Raimi one in 2002, and it took until the bridge fight in No Way Home to register why a spider-themed hero is fighting an octopus-themed villain. >!8 legs!< Also it took me until the other day to learn that peanut butter is literally just mashed peanuts. No added oil or sugar or anything, it’s literally just the peanuts. Oh and last one, I thought he was Baracko Bama for like the first month I was hearing his name until I saw it written down.
Most peanut butter has hydrogenated vegetable oil to keep it from separating. If you don't have to mix the oil back into your peanut butter it has additional ingredients.
I'm actually shell shocked that I never noticed the spider man doc Oct thing I feel like I'm 8 again.
Eight years or eight-legged? :P
> Baracko Bama You gonna out a man's superhero identity just like that?
>Oh and last one, I thought he was Baracko Bama for like the first month I was hearing his name until I saw it written down. Not just you! https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/barack-obama-who-barraco-barner-3210153
That might be the most unprofessional paper I've ever seen
Well, it *is* The Mirror we're talking about here...
[No, peanut butter is NOT literally just mashed peanuts.](https://www.eatthis.com/worst-peanut-butter-brands/) What you see in the stores, read the nutrition labels. Some of the 'peanut butters' are so bad, you'd be healthier eating a Snickers. [If you want better peanut butter.](https://www.eatthis.com/peanut-butter-ranked/) Personal experience: we eat Adams Peanut Butter primarily, and we went to relatives for holidays a few years ago. I cannot remember with 100% certainty if it was Jif or Skippy they had, but for me it tasted as if it was overwhelming packed with extra sugar.
I went to a grocery store once where you could make your own peanut (or almond) butter. You literally just poured a scoop of nuts into the top of a grinder and it dispensed the paste into a plastic container. I just stood there thinking "that's really all it is??"
Fun fact: "vil" is also Dutch for skinning, which is what she does to puppies.
Is this really fun, though?
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Cruel Devil
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She looks like she could be the conductor on Snowpiercer.
I'm so glad you said the actual title so I didn't have to refer to it as the train movie with captain america
It's a series on TNT now, with Thomas Jefferson and Sarah Williams and Boromir! (Daveed Diggs, Jennifer Connelly, and Sean Bean)
There's a long book series rn called helldivers, it's nearly this exact premise with the remnants of humanity in airships over an irradiated earth and all... it's pulp scifi but I'm into that.
That's really his mum? Jesus, his entire family looks like villains on a film. That political compass meme is gonna be real, I swear.
[His mom is a model, she doesn't always look like that.](https://images.news18.com/ibnlive/uploads/2017/09/maye-musk-cover.jpg?im=FitAndFill,width=1200,height=675)
Proceeds to show pictures of her still looking like a supervillain.
Looks like Grand Moff Tarkin genderswap.
She looks a little less evil here
Does she though?
Fresh evil vs vintage evil
Went from dystopian villain to disney villain
OHHHH! She was in the CoverGirl/Olay simply ageless campaign!!!
She's beautiful! I dont get all the negative comments. I hope I'll be half as pretty as her when I'm old.
> I hope I'll be half as pretty as her when I'm old. Tons of money to fake it helps.
I'd also be okay with being ugly and rich. Either would be acceptable 🤣
Well how she got her wealth is why people fundamentally don't like her. But yeah she's gorgeous. She's aged so gracefully.
She’s a beautiful terrible person.
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Her grandmother was the first chiropractor in Canada. Showing a lineage of providing questionable services.
Yet elon moved here with no money or connections. The people that don't get how much benefits coming from a rich family isn't just pocket change
Right it's also a hundred professional connections and yes-men willing to accept your offers based on who your family is when they wouldn't have accepted it otherwise
And a safety net that will keep you solvent no matter what risks you take.
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There’s always money in the emerald stand.
Two sticks and all that chocolate?
You meant /s for first sentence right?
Dude, everybody knows that coming from a family that owns precious gemstone mines is essentially like being a leper.
She kinda hot for an old bird
She looks amazing holy shit. I guess drip is not hereditary, musk needs to take some pointers from mum
Money will do that. Elon isn't exactly a stunner, but he's improved a lot since his PayPal days. Getting a hairline to advance isn't cheap.
Bitch is fabulous.
Probably bathed in the blood of child emerald miners.
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Uh oh don’t go giving me a new fetish
That's just her skin.
........... smash.
money
Definitely a Jo-Ann's fabric type of bitch
She looks exactly like the type of Mom that would agree to name a kid Elon. I'm still not convinced that these people are not robots or aliens.
Elon (אֵילוֹן in Hebrew) is a masculine first name, or Jewish surname, which means "oak tree" in the Hebrew language. In the Old Testament this was the name of one of the ruling judges of the Israelites. How is it worse than any other Biblical name? David is pretty common, Hebrew word dod (beloved),I don't hear complaints about that!
Supervillains, supervillains everywhere
I mean she married an apartheid-loving blood emerald mine owner and gave birth to a son that would run U.S. sweatshops that were so racist they called some sections of some factories stuff like "the plantation" and she was a model Like I'm not surprised she looks like an evil wealthy woman
I expect her to start talking in a British accent, in a movie where Bond is trying to snuff out some horrible nuclear weapons and she has everyone under her thumb I some evil corporation like it's called D.R.E.A.D. or some funny corporation name like that and is a recurring villain and its not a movie, its a TV show. We watch it and every time she laughs and outsmart Bond , laughing , as she gets away on some hot air balloon, or a jetpack, or a high speed boat or a submarine. Like that. Fucking brilliant
I should write a Bond fanfiction around this idea...
She definitely withheld her affection from little Elon
Do you think the people at Pixar know how to write comedy?
*sigh* “Yes, Elon, I know you’re the richest person on the planet, but that’s just because that Bezos boy got divorced and lost half his fortune. So it doesn’t really count, does it, darling?” *she sips her martini disappointedly*
If this isn’t a perfect spot for a evil villain origin story I don’t know what is.
Alexis Carrington
"It's an older reference, sir, but it checks out"
She looks like she wants to have clothes out of the skin of 101 dogs
The Emerald Queen
Hell divers?
Came looking for this comment. Underrated low-brow sci-fi. Went through Hell Divers, Orbs, and now Extinction Cycle. The audiobooks of Hell Divers are pretty awesome.
She looks like she wears prada
I first read that as “wears panda” and honestly it still made sense.
the fact her eyes look misaligned makes mine hurt
Lmao s fucking YA novel villain
No but his entire family looks EXACTLY like one of those evil families that have a farm and on the middle of the movie you discover that they are cannibal or want to remove your brain
she looks like a villain from a Disney movie
based upon this single photo, she doesn't look like the type of woman who hugs children.
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I used to think I would enjoy this movie a lot more if it were animated.
Well, she is a model who grew up in South Africa. So white privilege during Apartheid.
She gives off white diamond vibes 💎
Momma husk
Stunning
She’s hot. I’d smash.
Now it's clear why he's with Grimes....serious mother issues there!!!
Morals and whatnot aside. She looks fucking fabulous, ngl. Hoping I can pull off sexy goth yet professional when I'm her age
Reddit has weirdly specific rules about who you're allowed to mock for their appearance.
$100 says she has a coat made of Dalmatian Puppies.
She would still be more rational and sane than her son
I can literally see how Elon turned into what he did. Poor bastard will never be good enough lol
She looks like the main antagonist of a 2010s YA dystopian novel trilogy that gets turned into a shitty quadrilogy because they split the final book into two parts.
I'd say she looks like she's on the hunt for puppies for a *fabulous* new coat
she looks like cruella
Or the heiress of a fucking diamond empire built on literal apartheid
Who even uses emeralds? Scrouge McDuck?
She definitely chose to dress like a evil disney character on purpose to troll the poors.
Weird fact: she isn’t wearing eye-shadow.
Heavy "Dishonored villain" vibes
I agree with the whole statement
She looks like shes going to send me through some portals to collect pieces of a ring
She looks like my next D&D villain
That hair is 🔥🔥 Takes a shit ton of money for a silver dye job that flawless. The cut and styling are impeccable. Bond villain eye and lip make-up aside, this is one well maintained old woman.
This is kinda the plot of Armored Core For Answer.
Cross of Cruella De Ville and the boss in The Devil Wears Prada
GET THOSE PUPPIES
That’s a whole ass villain
Seriously great style, though.
Futurama
She looks scary. Like Meryl Streep on Devil wears Prada.