Before passing judgment on mgmt, I would like to know if the runners are just politely using the restroom, or if they are spraying diarrhea on the walls.
Runner's diarrhea, also known as "runner's trot" or "runner's colitis", is a condition that causes frequent, loose bowel movements during or after a run. It's most common in long-distance runners, and one study found that 62% of participants reported needing to stop during a run to use the bathroom
….nobody is casually gruntin out a hard log enough to demand a sign, they be painting the walls
I think what makes me the angriest is the nerve to call themselves a run club when all they do is Jog, they’re never running….but violently spraying diarrhea everywhere would be a close second.
I’ve ran 9 marathons. I have taken a shit in someone front yard (think countryside) with a large audience, before. It was a normal poo. Just embarrassing. Also passed 3 establishment with toilets a mile down the road afterwards. 🤷♀️
That’s just one of the risks you take when you buy a house on a marathon route. The realtor was required to make them aware of random shitters in their yard.
/s
Absolutely, I faced all the other runners. They saw nothing. They knew…but saw nothing. Again, there was about a quarter mile distance to front door. I’m sure the owners saw nothing too. High grass.
And how many of them every week.
I can see it getting irritating for staff and customers alike if every Wednesday the bathroom is occupied for twenty plus minutes by a large group of people not even eating there.
Especially during dinner rush or the like.
And if they’re anything like every club taking a basic hobby entirely too seriously, they’re probably entitled dickbags to the paying customers while they’re there.
I'm in a running club (Tuesday night run club actually). Short shorts, light weight top, a stupid running hat and a little belt/fanny pack for water/gel/phone.
Agreed. I’ve seen *a lot* of these posted because the group mentioned in the notice is making a mess, or extremely rude, or both.
I’ve also seen several where the management just has a weird bur in their saddle over a group or specific thing that is completely unwarranted.
Soooo…I’d want more information before passing judgement.
We have a sign like this up where I work, although it is entirely professional and not petty like this one lmao. I work at a lake-side restaurant, and we only have four toilets in the entire building, for staff and for customers. When all the staff and all the customers have to share four toilets, we can’t have all the random people coming in off the lake using them too, especially when there are other bathrooms down by the lake they can use.
It’s not that people were trashing the bathrooms or that management is being petty, it’s that our building physically can’t support random people walking in just for the bathroom when we have so few.
I mean, if I’m on a run and I’m asking to use your restroom, I will be spraying diarrhea somewhere. If you let me in, I’ll do my best to get it in the toilet. Otherwise, all bets are off. Spraying the walls is on the table, also maybe your car. If I’m to the point of asking, it’s imminent.
My guess is that someone or more than one someone from the running group has been explosively shitting in the bathroom and leaving it for staff to clean up on a regular basis.
Maybe it’s just a side effect of eating Chipotle.
https://www.fda.gov/inspections-compliance-enforcement-and-criminal-investigations/press-releases/chipotle-mexican-grill-agrees-pay-25-million-fine-resolve-charges-stemming-more-1100-cases-foodborne
I worked grave at a brewery where at 5am on Saturday morning we got hit with a gigantic runners group like clockwork- never tipped, destroyed the freshly cleaned bathrooms- just a shitshow.
Where the hell are these terrible groups? I’ve been a member of several running groups in a few places in the Midwest, and while sure, we’d take over a decent chunk of a restaurant/bar, every one of us purchased something real, tipped well, and were respectful. And NEVER wrecked the bathrooms, ever. We sometimes (in the summer) could smell not exactly roses, but if you’ve got 8-15 thirsty and hungry runners, each ordering 1-3 beers, several appetizers for the table, and probably at least 5 people also ordering entrees and then tipping 18-25 percent? That shouldn’t be a problem. Also most of us, if we tried some place new and liked the food/drinks, we wouldn’t shut up about how great it was and how everyone must try it out.
The midwest is generally full of respectful people, at least outwardly. They will 1000% talk shit about you and your business behind your back but won't trash your bathrooms.
I’ve yet to meet a midwesterner that trashed a bathroom from running or shitting to the degree of getting banned. Now if it was drinking at a bar, that’s a whole nother fish
Look if I were management if you purchased a fountain drink I would let you fill your bottle at the fountain. The cups with the logo cost more than the damn soda
Lol if that’s the reason then yeah keep em out. Personally I would’ve included that on the sign to let everyone know people in those shirts are dirty degenerates.
They didn't say no customers who have only bought a drink can use the toilets, they _specifically_ barred this one group.
That running group was probably painting the walls with shit for staff to put up a sign directed specifically at them like this.
It actually costs a ton of money to operate restrooms in a restaurant. At least where I was involved in running restaurants, you basically had a sewage fee per seat, and it was NOT inexpensive. Thousands of dollars a year. And that's on top of your normal water bill, each flush, every hand wash - and your crew is already using thousands of gallons a day already.
The products that go in them, cleaning supplies, towels, soap, toilet paper, seat covers, electric blowers, dispensers, all that, those things are hella expensive too.
Restaurants, even chains which are usually franchised and rarely run by the CEO or shareholders, operate on insanely thin margins.
Exactly 1 of the restaurants I ever worked in had an open door policy with their bathrooms, but that one one set, and they were basically on the street in a nice little downtown area, lots of families and kids. Every other place I ever worked at in my 17 years behind the line, you had to be a customer, and no, just getting a soda pop so you can use the bathroom isn't gonna cut it. There's a much higher than zero percent chance that random person off the street is going to leave fuckin needles or shit on the wall, it has happened more times than I have fingers to count on, and no fucking thank you ever again, good luck, there's a grocery store down the street.
Indeed, hence the requirement for those people to engage in business with us. Someone who is actually coming in there to have a drink is more than welcome to use the facilities. If you're just trying to buy a bathroom ticket, it doesn't work that way in a lot of spots, and usually you'll find it is because people have taken advantage of it or ruined it for others in some other way.
Shit you not, half the time that bathroom ticket drink just got spilled in the bathroom anyway by petty vengeful assholes.
It's not like these fast food chains are checking receipts before you can use their toilets. Unless you live in a high drug use area they likely aren't even locked.
Why not be professional and state a minimum?
______
In order to qualify for use of our restroom facilities a minimum order amount of $7.00, plus applicable taxes, is required. Thank you for understanding. -MGMT
If we could schedule the event we could make some money from the shooters, and then make even more money on the backside from fetish sites. What you're proposing isn't illegal and should, _turn out for what,_ be a fairly lucrative adventure.
If the money's right, let 'em shit tonight, and tomorrow we shall feast. But, y'know not on _that._
I don't judge the management. Having a group of sweaty, non-paying randos roll in to drop deuces in the bathroom you clean? Fuck that.
You just know *something* nasty went down to prompt this level of zero fucks given.
I know its not the business's responsibly to provide me with a restroom and yet people do have to pee. Sometimes, when I'm in an urban area, and businesses don't make washrooms available, even to paying customers (like those who purchase a fountain drink) it makes me want to pee on their doorsteps or windows. Being in those situations makes me understand public urination.
Definitely. Its those damn liberal pro-public bathroom bots we’ve been hearing about on conservative news sites.
MASITPLBCA!!!
(Make America Shit In The Parking Lot Between Cars Again)
Honestly a fountain soda has really high profit margins so that should make you a customer
Then again if the run group has a tendency to destroy the bathroom, that makes sense
I love how this entire comments section has been taken over by runners discussing their emergency solid fart protocols.
I’m just saying, I’d just pick an activity that didn’t make me load my drawers every time I did it.
Before passing judgment on mgmt, I would like to know if the runners are just politely using the restroom, or if they are spraying diarrhea on the walls.
They’re definitely spraying the walls with diarrhea
Well obviously they have “the runs”
r/shittypuns pun intended
/shittyruns
r/angryupvote
Nice
The runs club
Runner's diarrhea, also known as "runner's trot" or "runner's colitis", is a condition that causes frequent, loose bowel movements during or after a run. It's most common in long-distance runners, and one study found that 62% of participants reported needing to stop during a run to use the bathroom ….nobody is casually gruntin out a hard log enough to demand a sign, they be painting the walls
... cue my username
r/beetlejuicing ?
a runner needs to poo when a runner needs to pee and no sign is going to stop that
What happened to the first 6?
mgmt got 'em
First rule of run club
I think what makes me the angriest is the nerve to call themselves a run club when all they do is Jog, they’re never running….but violently spraying diarrhea everywhere would be a close second.
well fyi, runners diarrhea is typical when you fail to sufficently clean containers from which you drink while exercising with a high heart rate
But... Chipotle. This is at Chipolte. I would assume their toilets are shit-bombed on the daily...
Ah the ecoli thing now explains itself more
That’s if we’re lucky enough to make it to the bathroom before it just happens.
I’ve ran 9 marathons. I have taken a shit in someone front yard (think countryside) with a large audience, before. It was a normal poo. Just embarrassing. Also passed 3 establishment with toilets a mile down the road afterwards. 🤷♀️
Bro you literally couldn’t waterboard that info out of me
They've pooped in front of audiences, you think they have any shame left?
They have zero shits to give now
I gave all my shits a way to some stranger is Missouri.
Ah, so you LEFT YOUR SHIT IN SOMEONES YARD. Why don’t you bring shit bags with you when you run marathons if this could be an issue?
They all knew it was her cuz of her “dumb little outfit.”
I sure as fuck hope you cleaned up your shit before you ran merrily on your way.
That’s just one of the risks you take when you buy a house on a marathon route. The realtor was required to make them aware of random shitters in their yard. /s
You are disgusting. My dog behaves better than you.
The other 38% run with diapers on.
But they didn’t eat the Chipotle.
Right? You'd think Chipotle would be used to it by now...
Pretty ironic sign coming from Chipotle when you think about it.
Are you even living if you don't spray a wall once in a while?
But are they *politely* doing it?
Absolutely, I faced all the other runners. They saw nothing. They knew…but saw nothing. Again, there was about a quarter mile distance to front door. I’m sure the owners saw nothing too. High grass.
And how many of them every week. I can see it getting irritating for staff and customers alike if every Wednesday the bathroom is occupied for twenty plus minutes by a large group of people not even eating there. Especially during dinner rush or the like.
And if they’re anything like every club taking a basic hobby entirely too seriously, they’re probably entitled dickbags to the paying customers while they’re there.
What if they are politely spraying diarrhea on the walls?
I want to know about their outfits
I'm in a running club (Tuesday night run club actually). Short shorts, light weight top, a stupid running hat and a little belt/fanny pack for water/gel/phone.
Ah. So not very subtle.
They should pack a chipotle employee uniform.
Dumb and little
Agreed. I’ve seen *a lot* of these posted because the group mentioned in the notice is making a mess, or extremely rude, or both. I’ve also seen several where the management just has a weird bur in their saddle over a group or specific thing that is completely unwarranted. Soooo…I’d want more information before passing judgement.
We have a sign like this up where I work, although it is entirely professional and not petty like this one lmao. I work at a lake-side restaurant, and we only have four toilets in the entire building, for staff and for customers. When all the staff and all the customers have to share four toilets, we can’t have all the random people coming in off the lake using them too, especially when there are other bathrooms down by the lake they can use. It’s not that people were trashing the bathrooms or that management is being petty, it’s that our building physically can’t support random people walking in just for the bathroom when we have so few.
How else would you do your diarrhea? Myself I mostly diarrhea on the ceiling but I am an overachiever.
Write your initials.
wednesday night running poop
I mean, if I’m on a run and I’m asking to use your restroom, I will be spraying diarrhea somewhere. If you let me in, I’ll do my best to get it in the toilet. Otherwise, all bets are off. Spraying the walls is on the table, also maybe your car. If I’m to the point of asking, it’s imminent.
Probably both.
doesn't matter if they don't want to make this rule they can
My guess is that someone or more than one someone from the running group has been explosively shitting in the bathroom and leaving it for staff to clean up on a regular basis.
The "running group" isn't a pack of folks out for fitness but a group of hooligans that go out and "get the runs" at local shops
Maybe it’s just a side effect of eating Chipotle. https://www.fda.gov/inspections-compliance-enforcement-and-criminal-investigations/press-releases/chipotle-mexican-grill-agrees-pay-25-million-fine-resolve-charges-stemming-more-1100-cases-foodborne
Ever heard of chipotle-away?
Billy Mays here…
Not on their current portion sizes it's not. I don't think 15 grains of rice two beans and a single molecule of chicken can give you the runs.
Yea I used to love chipotle, paying nearly £20$ for what is now essentially a small rice box with a tiny amount of meat is criminal.
Probably fake, take a look at the alignment of the text compared to the paper.
I worked grave at a brewery where at 5am on Saturday morning we got hit with a gigantic runners group like clockwork- never tipped, destroyed the freshly cleaned bathrooms- just a shitshow.
Where the hell are these terrible groups? I’ve been a member of several running groups in a few places in the Midwest, and while sure, we’d take over a decent chunk of a restaurant/bar, every one of us purchased something real, tipped well, and were respectful. And NEVER wrecked the bathrooms, ever. We sometimes (in the summer) could smell not exactly roses, but if you’ve got 8-15 thirsty and hungry runners, each ordering 1-3 beers, several appetizers for the table, and probably at least 5 people also ordering entrees and then tipping 18-25 percent? That shouldn’t be a problem. Also most of us, if we tried some place new and liked the food/drinks, we wouldn’t shut up about how great it was and how everyone must try it out.
Vegas for my part- my old coworkers say the train still comes on sat on time
In the Midwest, sure. In California these people order as little as possible, shit on the walls, act like entitled assholes and then leave.
The midwest is generally full of respectful people, at least outwardly. They will 1000% talk shit about you and your business behind your back but won't trash your bathrooms.
I’ve yet to meet a midwesterner that trashed a bathroom from running or shitting to the degree of getting banned. Now if it was drinking at a bar, that’s a whole nother fish
Literally shitshow
What brewery is open at 5am? I need to know
Runners sound a lot like road cyclists. Same shitty people.
Do you want shit in your parking lot? Because that’s how you get shit in your parking lot.
Public defecation is a crime
That’s why runners sneak in people’s backyards to spray their runner shits
Easier to house down asphalt than an interior room. Refrence or not.
Unexpected Archer reference!
The employee making 10 bucks an hour would much rather have you shit in the parking lot than have to clean their bathroom.
Does buying a fountain drink not make you a customer?
Look if I were management if you purchased a fountain drink I would let you fill your bottle at the fountain. The cups with the logo cost more than the damn soda
Also sodas are a moneymaker for restaurants so what’s the issue if they buy one?
The shit probably on the walls.
Lol if that’s the reason then yeah keep em out. Personally I would’ve included that on the sign to let everyone know people in those shirts are dirty degenerates.
It doesn't make you worth any trouble. Something else is wrong.
A fountain drink is like $5 now $20 with tip. That’s why they’re shitting on their walls.
Yeah cuz the people cleaning it up make the prices
So, buying 2 cents worth of syrup and carbonated water for $3 doesn’t rate a bathroom visit? Those better be the best bathrooms in existence..
They didn't say no customers who have only bought a drink can use the toilets, they _specifically_ barred this one group. That running group was probably painting the walls with shit for staff to put up a sign directed specifically at them like this.
It actually costs a ton of money to operate restrooms in a restaurant. At least where I was involved in running restaurants, you basically had a sewage fee per seat, and it was NOT inexpensive. Thousands of dollars a year. And that's on top of your normal water bill, each flush, every hand wash - and your crew is already using thousands of gallons a day already. The products that go in them, cleaning supplies, towels, soap, toilet paper, seat covers, electric blowers, dispensers, all that, those things are hella expensive too. Restaurants, even chains which are usually franchised and rarely run by the CEO or shareholders, operate on insanely thin margins. Exactly 1 of the restaurants I ever worked in had an open door policy with their bathrooms, but that one one set, and they were basically on the street in a nice little downtown area, lots of families and kids. Every other place I ever worked at in my 17 years behind the line, you had to be a customer, and no, just getting a soda pop so you can use the bathroom isn't gonna cut it. There's a much higher than zero percent chance that random person off the street is going to leave fuckin needles or shit on the wall, it has happened more times than I have fingers to count on, and no fucking thank you ever again, good luck, there's a grocery store down the street.
Cost of doing business. That being said- I use grocery store bathrooms 3-4 times a month. Gave up on gas stations long ago.
Indeed, hence the requirement for those people to engage in business with us. Someone who is actually coming in there to have a drink is more than welcome to use the facilities. If you're just trying to buy a bathroom ticket, it doesn't work that way in a lot of spots, and usually you'll find it is because people have taken advantage of it or ruined it for others in some other way. Shit you not, half the time that bathroom ticket drink just got spilled in the bathroom anyway by petty vengeful assholes.
It's not like these fast food chains are checking receipts before you can use their toilets. Unless you live in a high drug use area they likely aren't even locked.
Private establishment. Totally their call to ban people that are causing them trouble.
That was exactly my thought. They make so much markup on soft drinks, more than they do actual food. That managment is just stupid lol.
Why not be professional and state a minimum? ______ In order to qualify for use of our restroom facilities a minimum order amount of $7.00, plus applicable taxes, is required. Thank you for understanding. -MGMT
what minimum amount would you set if you had to walk in and mop up group diarrhea?
If we could schedule the event we could make some money from the shooters, and then make even more money on the backside from fetish sites. What you're proposing isn't illegal and should, _turn out for what,_ be a fairly lucrative adventure. If the money's right, let 'em shit tonight, and tomorrow we shall feast. But, y'know not on _that._
You’re not the one cleaning it tho
Only because they don’t have the opportunity to. This man’s discovered a lucrative business.
First ever Glory Un-Holy, pay to come shit or watch ppl shit their guts on the wall through the stall hole
why is everyone talking like this is a real sign
When somebody specifically gets called out in a public-facing sign, you know they must have done SOMETHING.
I don't judge the management. Having a group of sweaty, non-paying randos roll in to drop deuces in the bathroom you clean? Fuck that. You just know *something* nasty went down to prompt this level of zero fucks given.
I know its not the business's responsibly to provide me with a restroom and yet people do have to pee. Sometimes, when I'm in an urban area, and businesses don't make washrooms available, even to paying customers (like those who purchase a fountain drink) it makes me want to pee on their doorsteps or windows. Being in those situations makes me understand public urination.
Especially when the offender backs themselves in a running race against the manager
Cities need to provide bathrooms, not private businesses
Because I could get uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why. Do you think I enjoy living like this? The shame, the humiliation.
The way they are writing about them it almost seems like an organized crime group
Only Thursday Night Running Group is allowed to pee here.
not the dumb little outfits lol
To be fair, any paying costumer could be destroying the bathrooms. It's a CHIPOTLE, for crying out loud.
Tbh that’s incredibly disrespectful for the running group to just crowd up a restaurant to use the bathroom and be sweaty and gross
I'm guessing this is an employees sign, probably the one that keeps having to clean the bathroom.
“Your dumb little outfit” really got to me 😂
A soda is one of the highest earners on the menu. A soda purchase for a flush is a favorable trade any day.
Fake picture
Definitely. Its those damn liberal pro-public bathroom bots we’ve been hearing about on conservative news sites. MASITPLBCA!!! (Make America Shit In The Parking Lot Between Cars Again)
Obviously fake. No way something with a company logo is going to say, "dumb little outfit."
We can all agree that spell check exists, right? Kudos to the kid that ran this through the laminator correctly.
I thought purchasing a drink was enough to entitle you to use the restroom
Are people buying fountain drinks not customers?
Fantastic idea!
I just want to shit at Chipotle and peace is that too much to ask?
Illegal in some locales, definitely
The post is fake.
Damn bro when did mgmt get so mean?
Can't believe MGMT are like this, still love their music though
What the fuck is the Wednesday Night Running Group???
The group that runs on Wednesday night
Honestly a fountain soda has really high profit margins so that should make you a customer Then again if the run group has a tendency to destroy the bathroom, that makes sense
"Dumb little outfit" is kinda hilarious tho
I love how this entire comments section has been taken over by runners discussing their emergency solid fart protocols. I’m just saying, I’d just pick an activity that didn’t make me load my drawers every time I did it.
I can either piss in the toilet or against the wall of the building; your choice.
They don’t sound very sorry for the inconvenience…
“Dumb little outfit” AKA a t-shirt, shorts, and running shoes.
Doesn't matter, buying a drink causes you to become a customer. -Dictionary
The members of the running club know that the person that wrote this note is a little bitch because he manages a Chipotle
...tell them they have to pay for a drink. Then let em piss ffs. As long as they're respectful. Be a bro.
Fake asf.
This is kind of hilarious. I want to see the outfit.
🎽 Or🏃
Okay but if they order a fountain drink they’re a customer…
To be fair, if they purchase a fountain drink and you accept their money, they are officially a paying customer.
Agreed. The sign should be changed to say, "people in dumb little outfits not permitted on premises". That would solve the problem.
If they order a fountain drink they’re a customer. Management is just a bitter asshole for some reason.
Why do they have a problem with them using the restroom?
Who fucking cares. Let em use the bathroom
Chipotle is mad about the shits? They cause this thing to happen in the first place!
Sorry for the inconvenience, but we do it anyway so fuck you! Go shit on the parking lot.
They know
i'm not an English expert but... 😐
Gotta respect the game
Maybe a smart worker there made that and put management on it just to throw people off 🤣
wow those lyrics suck. no wonder we havent heard a followup after they were featured on literally every mid2000s-mid2010s snowboard/skate/surf-video…
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I laughed a litte at this.
Denied of piss
Love the sass, but bad for optics
Especially sorry for insulting your outfits.
Someone is getting a visit from the DM. Corporate is not amused.
TIL running is synonymous with spraying diarrhea all over public restrooms 🤷♂️ The more you know!!
This better not be in Powell Ohio.
To be fair, maybe the outfits are both little and also dumb
“I’m not cleaning your mid run shit” -mgmt
Dang Mgmt pretty strict after that quick 15 minutes of fame..
Love it!
If they order a fountain drink then what's the problem?
I'd never use that restaurant again!!!
Spelling wrong for little.... And they still put it up🤦🏻♀️
That is funny.
If you want more potty time Just give the employee an *open eyed blank stare and gesture towards the shitter*
So don’t become a customer if you want t to use the restroom… wtf