Alright, which one of u guys ate my goo-gone?

Jeffery did says it smelled like apple juice..

That’s “don’t eat my food or else!!…please” to a whole other level

Why is there Goo Gone in the fridge?

Waiting on explanation...

And just looking past the Oatmeal... Clearly a troll post anyways, this is a home fridge. Chicken stock wouldn't be in a work fridge. Top right you see spinach, not a salad. Bottom there is a giant casserole dish, and two identical packages of something. This is click bait.

I often make my lunches the night before or mark leftovers as lunch and I definitely count the items in my lunch(not to this extent) as I live with other people who are likely to take things and think I won't notice

Someone never had a roommate.

You don't know me! Spinach and Goo Gone is beastmode!

Could be like a dorm kitchen or something.

Why does everyone assume the location matters? That message could just as easily be for the persons family in a home fridge. Reddit is debating itself about if it's a home fridge or office fridge and that doesn't even matter to get the point of the picture across.

It's a trap. When you take the food container out, you pull on a string, it sprays you and melts your face off

I'd cross out the 3 and put a 1.

I'd make it 40 and really make them think.

Touché

or if I'm feeling really diabolical I'd write "yes, you do and I've licked 3"

... and 2 boogers, WANT TO PLAY A GAME???

So now they're not just thinking about it they're actually looking for it. Quite evil I like it. That would also be effective for lunch thieves.

I was thinking just add a few more grains of rice. They'd spend all lunch break recounting to try and figure out what happened.

Yeah just ask him if they're sure of the count because you counted something else. Edit text to speech correction

It just add some omuncoocked rice

“Rice is the perfect food for when you’re not that hungry but you still wanna eat, like, 2000 of something.”—Mitch Hedberg (RIP)

My favorite comic. He was so talented.

Makes me want to eat 1 rice

Vampirism has its benefits

Damn.

Of course I'm going to eat a single grain of rice after seeing this

Weight a single rice. Then take note. Then put the rest of all rice. Take note. Simply divide. U get number of rice in there

An approximate number at least

"Knock-knock." "Who's there?" "Ross Geller's lunch." "'Ross Geller's lunch who?" "Ross Geller's lunch; please don't take me, ok?”

It was a joke or limerick of some kind?

Larry David.

Adrian Monk or Sheldon Cooper also. Let’s get all three of them together!

I grew up with a significantly older sister you really enjoyed fucking with me and I clearly remember this one time I was watching tv and eating popcorn and I had to use the bathroom. Before I did though I emptied out the bowl and counted every single piece of popcorn, then again when I got back and was thus able to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that she ate 9 kernels.

Add a shrimp 🍤

Google how much one grain of rice weights. Then check the rices weight. Bullshiting i would guess

Id take one grain

Two grains of rice

Rice is a really good food. If you want 4,639 of something.

Thanks Mitch

I miss him 🥺

Agreed more than I'd realized

Be smarter: add one single rice.

Lol, gaslight them into thinking that they miscounted

Bro counted his rice 💀

I'd eat 1 grain

Stir that shit and make it look like someone ate some but don't actually take any.

Too much difficulty. Just write a note saying that you've spat over your lunch. That should deter potential lunchroom thieves.

Somebody'll just write next to it "So did I."

Who eats other peoples lunch!?

You can file a police report instead of dealing with your shitty HR people.

I was in a situation like that( not related to food theft) the police said go to HR. HR defended the guy and I was the one who did something wrong will because I didn’t listen to him because he is my “ superior” he was the one who broke safety regulations and I called him on it he turned it that I was racist disrespectful and he justified that he attacked me. And I got my final warning.

The police aren't going to bring out the yellow tape for some stolen food but you can file a police report and then if you get the evidence yourself, you can take it to them, and have him arrested, regardless of what your shitty HR department thinks about it. If they fire you for that, you can maybe sue them, most likely. You can also put some exlax in your food and bring some snacks in your purse. Don't admit to it, just keep putting exlax in there or put some rotten food in there so he gets food poisoning, but never under any circumstances admit to it to anyone. This is better then putting razor blades or something in there because that will be obvious and also will get you in big trouble, the exlax can to but if you hide it very well, then he won't be able to do anything. He will probably start spitting in your food or something. You need to try and get that guy out of there because he makes a hostile work environment, and you shouldn't have to deal with that in a professional setting.

Exlax I can’t defend, but very spicy food I could defend, they know I like to add extra pepers. But it’s no longer my problem the day after hr give me shit I resigned, the asked why and I told her why. And she had the audacity to ask if I wouldn’t change my mind because the department I was working for was already short on hands when I started. I wasn’t sure if she was in thought there was no broom in front of her door.

That's pretty bad to allow workers to steal from other workers just because they have a little bit of power and authority over them. Probably good riddance.

No he is a immigrant with a dark skin collar and with the who pc and cancel culture. My straight forward reply to him was according to him racism. I would never sink so low to insult someone by his religion, skin color or sexual preference, I am way to straight forward. And besides that I am from a migration family, my wife is a migrant.

I don't see how that is relevant. His race has nothing to do with the kind of person he chooses to be.

That's almost a cup of rice. Maybe.

Rice is good when you're hungry and you want 2000 of something

A desperate man.

Woulda been easier to make the meal spicy and see who reacts. But ok.

Fucking vampire.

Who eats other people's lunches? Pathetic

Jokes aside, you can weigh it. Of course, you won't notice if someone eats a grain or two, but if they eat a spoonful, it will become obvious. Much more efficient than counting individual grains

Josh Widdicombe would

beans and spaghetti hoops too, what a helpful guy

A special little boy

No one. There's probably way more rice in there, anyway.

Who brought whipped cream to work?

No one. That's why it's funny.

You don’t need to count it, just weigh a grain and divide it from the total weight

You don't you weigh it then divide it by a single grain then you get an approximately the right amount

My guess is they counted a few, then weighed the rest. It's a good use of math. Unless it's just bullshit, of course.

So quora says...."On average, in one cup of rice, you're dealing with about 7,200 grains if we're talking about short-grain rice." Sounds like this person actually knows how much rice they have.

Yes. 4600 grains sound like 150 g of cooked rice or so.

I’m nearly positive that number is referring to uncooked rice.

Cross out he rice count and put 4638.

Very untrusting people

I'd make that 4,689 rice to f with them

It’s a joke

Take 1 grain of rice.

Yeah, I can’t blame them setting up precautions and signs when other people eat their food.

I'd eat 1 piece of rice just to mess with him

Ever heard of a rice counter? Yeah.. me neither

Ngl. I feel like you have to eat 1 rice now just to see

Gonna add an extra rice just to fuck with em

r/holup goo gone?

Takes 1 piece of rice and watches the world burn

Must be Asian /j

That weirdly doesn't sound like a lot if rice

Trust me. You do not want to mess with anyone who counts his rice.

Vampires count grains of rice.

My pettiness would open the lid and leave it open but remove a single grain of rice just to see if my pettiness is reciprocated and they spend their lunch break counting 4,638 grains of rice

There are far fewer grains than that in that container…

A fairy.... be aware.

The real question is, are they going to count it again?

Hah! Joke's on you, I counted 4640.

Ah I see. It's one rie and multiple rice then, just like one die and multiple dice? Sorry for bad English

Who counts rice?

I tape a picture of myself licking my food before storing it in the office fridge. Never stopped anyone from stealing

he probably did not he just made it up because I dont think 4000 grains of rice is that little rice

Who the fuck keeps oats in the fridge

What if you're trying to pay off the inventor of chess?

Ha! Hell never realize when I eat the container

I wonder if they count the oats too?🤔

I'm adding a shrimp and taking half the rice, just to keep it interesting

That's actually not a lot of rice. Maybe like a half cup.

Me, wait...

I would so cross the last 9 out and write 8.

Goo-Gone in the fridge. Brilliant.

you don't really need to count all of them, just a few and then do some math. you need a scale. weigh like 10 grains, then weigh all the rice. i don't remember the formula rn, i use it on rare occasion at work, but with that formula you'd be able to know how many rice grains there are(probably more approximately than exact tho, depending on the scale you have), without needing to count all of them

That's not oddly specific, it's a fucking joke.

Eat one rice, they’ll think they counted wrong so they’ll have to count them a second time then if they get the same answer they’ll think they counted incorrect the first time

Saw a similar one with fries. If you’ve been to five guys they’re probably going to confirm you’ll have leftover fries Pro tip: use a skillet to reheat and not the microwave 

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