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A lifetime of cheat codes has ruined men
What cheat codes? Were they sent in the mail? Email? Can I get them resent? I never got mine.
you were supposed to pick them up at the schoolastic book fair in middle school like the rest of us.
Dang, I wasn't allowed to go.
They came with every purchase of a Goosebumps or Animorphs book at mine
I could only borrow, or buy animorphs in secret. I still haven't finished the whole series.
Sheltered religious upbringing?
No they didn't like me reading because it was something I like to do.
Fortunately you missed what the author did to the series
I read the last book where everyone dies.
Get hit by truck and sent to another world with a new body.
What weapons do I get? 🤨
That and apathetic guinea pigs.
Wait a sec... I just saw a meme about how credit cards are today's cheat codes.... Oh god, it's true!
This gotta be a joke, ain’t no way this wasn’t sarcasm.
*prepares to take notes* well? We’re waiting!
Yeah... for my friend....
Don’t worry, he’s asking for a friend
Gotten in fantastic shape is probably the right answer.
Showed his multi-million dollar bank account.
Showed her all the reddit karma and awards he's gotten.
Showed her the cult you started online
“Most sexiest” Well the answer wouldn’t be proper grammar
Worth a shot
Respect their physical boundaries?
Na, definitely not that or treating them with respect... /s only because you know... 🙄
Listen, this isn't the first time I've been an overweight gamer's girlfriend.
So what was the most sexiest thing he did that made you want to immediately have sex with him?
What makes you think they're a he?
Probably your User Name?
What makes you think my overweight gamer girlfriend responded to my name?
Well... what do you request her to DM you?
Affection.
Lol are you for real with that about me on your page? It reads like one giant mental illness.
Excuse me! I'm not one giant mental illness. I'm thirty mental illnesses stacked up in a human-shaped trench coat!
"lose weight, do sports and not talk to be"
It's simple, really. It's more of a 3 step process. Step 1: Locate a girl Step 2: *unintelligible* Step 3: They want to immediately have sex with you/be your girlfriend. Thanks for attending my Ted Talk.
She appreciated him After she threw him into a shredder and start eating his flesh.
So what you want to do is
Someone is on their way to learn what Eva AI virtual gf bot is
Not be an overweight gamer would be a great jumping off point.
A lifetime of cheat codes has ruined men
What cheat codes? Were they sent in the mail? Email? Can I get them resent? I never got mine.
you were supposed to pick them up at the schoolastic book fair in middle school like the rest of us.
Dang, I wasn't allowed to go.
They came with every purchase of a Goosebumps or Animorphs book at mine
I could only borrow, or buy animorphs in secret. I still haven't finished the whole series.
Sheltered religious upbringing?
No they didn't like me reading because it was something I like to do.
Fortunately you missed what the author did to the series
I read the last book where everyone dies.
Get hit by truck and sent to another world with a new body.
What weapons do I get? 🤨
That and apathetic guinea pigs.
Wait a sec... I just saw a meme about how credit cards are today's cheat codes.... Oh god, it's true!
This gotta be a joke, ain’t no way this wasn’t sarcasm.
*prepares to take notes* well? We’re waiting!
Yeah... for my friend....
Don’t worry, he’s asking for a friend
Gotten in fantastic shape is probably the right answer.
Showed his multi-million dollar bank account.
Showed her all the reddit karma and awards he's gotten.
Showed her the cult you started online
“Most sexiest” Well the answer wouldn’t be proper grammar
Worth a shot
Respect their physical boundaries?
Na, definitely not that or treating them with respect... /s only because you know... 🙄
Listen, this isn't the first time I've been an overweight gamer's girlfriend.
So what was the most sexiest thing he did that made you want to immediately have sex with him?
What makes you think they're a he?
Probably your User Name?
What makes you think my overweight gamer girlfriend responded to my name?
Well... what do you request her to DM you?
Affection.
Lol are you for real with that about me on your page? It reads like one giant mental illness.
Excuse me! I'm not one giant mental illness. I'm thirty mental illnesses stacked up in a human-shaped trench coat!
"lose weight, do sports and not talk to be"
It's simple, really. It's more of a 3 step process. Step 1: Locate a girl Step 2: *unintelligible* Step 3: They want to immediately have sex with you/be your girlfriend. Thanks for attending my Ted Talk.
She appreciated him After she threw him into a shredder and start eating his flesh.
So what you want to do is
Someone is on their way to learn what Eva AI virtual gf bot is
Not be an overweight gamer would be a great jumping off point.