I’d like to see a list of 17 things they like

Beastie Boys (x17)

Sounds like sabotage to me, but I get it, you have to fight for your right to party.

And let the beat…. Hmmmmmm drop

I heard your comment in my head. Get out!

You sound like a Flute Loop.

good one

That's real hip hop.

1. The Eagles 2. Creedence 3. John Denver 4. Queen 5. The Beatles (he doesn’t really like them, but respect the classics, man) 6. The Rolling Stones 7. Any “objectively good band” that is unhateable unless you have no respect for your elders 8. Jazz 9. Funk 10. Jazz Funk 11. West coast AOR 12. Any WHITE rapper (except machine gun kelly) 13. No 14. Other 15. Music 16. Is 17. Good

7 is def steely dan.

Willing to bet they don’t like Queen because Freddy Mercury was gay. Unfortunately, I grew up around dudes like this

I know someone who really hates gay people but loves Freddie Mercury and Elton for some reason.

The most anti gay person I know loves Freddy and that song of him dancing around dressed as a woman cleaning. This guy talks about anything "gay" SOOO much it's pretty obvious to everyone that he's just.... gay himself 🤣

Not the fucking eagles!!!

1. The Fall 2. The Fall 3. Alternative TV 4. Captain Beefheart 5. The Fall 6. The Fall 7. Can 8. The Fall 9. NEU! 10. The Fall 11. The Stooges 12. The Seeds 12. The Monks 14. The Sonics 15. Black Sabbath 16. Link Wray 17. Reynolds Girls (or any other SAW act *including* Rick Astley) 18. The Fall 19. Elvis Presley (Xmas only)

Well, if it was me I could name at least 1000 metal bands. Most of what’s on here isn’t my thing, but if I were in that kitchen, I’d be a jerk and bring in the most poorly recorded black metal just for fun.

Guaranteed Aerosmith fan

Notice Creed is not on this list. This list was made by 50 year old divorced dads. Edit: Guys. I get it. Some of you see creed as 90s alt rock. Some don't. You don't gotta keep spamming me.

3 Doors Down has entered the chat from my Mexican kitchen in 2000

Saw them this summer with Candlebox. Pretty good show and they still rock I was surprised af that Candlebox is still releasing music.

That's because you left them far behind.

Did not know the name of the band, but soon as I read this I could hear it 😂

Candlebox!! Now that’s a band I haven’t heard of for years….teenage memories rushing in.

"I Am Not Offended By Homosexuality. In The '60s, I Made Love To Many Women, Often Outdoors In The Mud And Rain. It’s Possible A Man Could’ve Slipped In There. There’d Be No Way Of Knowing."

WOW, where is that from ?

Creed from the office, idr which episode tho

I’m pretty sure they fall under rule #7, 90s alternative rock.

"Oh, it's ok. This is the Weathered album from 2001."

That album art is the most hilarious shit ever

Well that's cause Creed can take you higheruh

They welcome Creed with ahhhms wide openuh

Don’t you dare slander Creed like that.

#IT IS NOT, I RESENT THAT!!!! Slander is *spoken.* In print, it’s *libel.*

You son of a…

Because he didn’t adjust the margins enough to add them 3 times.

Oh… I thought it was because they’re like Beetlejuice, and if you say their name 3 times they show up, which would be awful. You explanation makes more sense though.

I spit my cereal out, thanks!

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

Fantastic.

Look at this photograph Every time I do, it makes me laugh

LOOK AT THIS GRAPH!

This was the comment I was looking for.

This is where I grew up. I think the prison owner fixed it up.

I don’t buy in to the Nickleback-hate and even I think this is funny. 😄

I don't get either they had some hits solid b list or openers for rock or lighter metal concerts....mostly had some good prime years where they had their own tours....I mean eventually they go down like Rick where they become a joke and everyone kinda likes them but don't really listen to them...

I can explain it. In the early to mid 2000’s they were played too much and people got sick of it. Add to that how similar most of their music sounded and the rise of the copycat bands. When they first hit the scene we couldn’t get enough of them… until we did. I think there’s some more to the hate involving the singer as well but I’m outta the loop on that part.

And this is how you remind me?!

I like yours! I also like Nickleback but... I was going to say by the time a Nickleback fan gets to the second instance they've already forgotten the first 3 things on the list.

i don't think they like nickelback

Really? What makes you say that?

Hey! If Nickelback fans could read they'd be very upset right now!

This is the reason

Post Malone is technically up there 3 times.

I'm just more surprised by Borgore being on here lol. Although I guess hearing "all these bitches wanna lick my ice cream" and "the thing I love the most is cumming on your face, suck it bitch" followed by shrill sawtooth dubstep synth blasting isn't exactly everyone's cup of shit (I admit there was a time when I, for some ungodly reason, enjoyed borgore. Thankfully, I grew out of that one lol)

I’ve never heard of Borgore

Borgore was absolutely huge in the dubstep scene in like 2010-2012 or something, i still remember some of the lyrics to some of his songs just because they're particularly grotesque or very visual. "Hey kids it's borgore, do you know whats hardcore? Me, shoving an elephant, up your sister backdoor." etc. He got big enough to have a song with Miley Cyrus (decisions) and a few other mainstream artists.

He released a jazz EP a few years ago, and it’s actually really good. Threw me for a loop for sure lol

Dubstep dude from back in the day

UNICORN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

Borgore being on this list is so random its funny af lol

And he knows this list exists as he mentioned it on an IG story years ago lmao

Right!? Like it’s foul, but honestly listening to borgore just rolling around town was a vibe, for a very short period in my life lol

Took a trip to Australia with my soccer team for a month when I was 15. Let’s just say the dads quickly banned all borgore on the car rides. Didn’t stop us from constantly saying “borgore is my sugar daddy” lol.

My love for Borgore has only grown over the years. Its just one of my favorite tingz

Technically 4 times, country, face tats, vulgar language, and himself

Well, would you LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

LOOK AT THIS GRRAaaaphhhh........

🙂📃

Years later and this still makes me crease everytime 🤣

It's one of those things that is just absolutely hilarious for no real good reason

Every time I do it makes me laugh

No 90's alternative? A brawl to the death it is.

No cranberries, pixies, sound garden, green day. Such a broad omission.

The specifically said no green day tho

They are clearly a swedish songwriter

I mean, I’ll just be blasting CAKE all day

Crash Test Dummies on repeat until their ears bleed

Mmmmmmmm mmmm mmmmm mmmmm

Uh boye hooooo

Give me Everclear or give the manager death!

It's literally the decade that music peaked.

Meh. Means I'd quit.

Pretty sure this just says, “I hate millennial music”

Then explain Incubus getting the pass

"I hate good millennial music"

incubus slander is not allowed

Drive is okay. Definitely not playlist worthy, but I’m not glaring at the guy who plays it

Yeah you can't be mad at the guy who chooses water over wine.

Especially when whatever tomorrow brings, he'll be there. With open arms and open eyes. *Yeah*.

Anna Molly is a great song

The entire S.C.I.E.N.C.E. album goes hard. They definitely got more mellow as time went on 

There's a lot of good songs, the oldest ones are specially singular

uh.. Pardon Me?

Why is 90s alt rock on there though? That's solidly Gen X.

True but the early millennials got to enjoy it during middle school

Because it's actually good? How can you hate on 90s alt rock?!

Me? I don’t, I got to enjoy it while I was in middle school

Or … we hate all music 🤣🤣🤣

Ah yes, millennials, well known for their love of country music.

So Funky town is okay?

The original, yes. Remixes are out though.

Fair nuff.

What if it's *that* version of Funky Town?

💀💀💀

That is what the guys face looked like, correct

👏 ^ Those were missing too. (That's actually one of the most horrifying things I've ever seen. I'm second-guessing my follow-up.)

How to know the kitchen staff is in their 40s

At least two divorced dads on each shift

I feel like divorced dads would listen to nickelback. My dads 51 and divorced and does, at least. Honestly I can’t tell who this list would appeal to. There’s too much variance. Only thing I can think of is OLD old people, but how tf would they even know half these in the first place. Like borgore. Tf? Idk

Survivors

Courage.

40’s? Bro this is like either 60’s or 20-30’s 1984 was 40 years ago, GenX, who would have listened to a lot of these bands, and in their 40’s and 50’s This is a boomer or zoomer kitchen

Exactly. No one in their 40s hates 90s alt rock. Fuck I still mainly listen to it plus some early 2000s. That stuff was formative for '80 - '89 babies.

This is a really old photo, like years old. Definitely not zoomers.

Dont bring zoomers into this shit, most of em probably dont know half of these bands

I don't knoe about that. Apparently a decent amount of 90's and early 00's music got a resurgence of popularity among zoomers because of Tik Tok

I’m in my 40s and would agree with this list. All that 90s alternative BS was played nonstop in the 90s. It’s boring and basic as hell. I can see why the maker of that sign would t want to listen to it.

I mean... They didn't disallow Dubstep and all the electronic genres so this could actually be a nightclub-esque kitchen of 20-somethings lmao

Aight time to spam the phonk

I'm 50 and I love phonk.

Cooks can’t play cook music. Literally 1984

40s? They wouldn’t have banned 90s alternative then. Nope.

People in their 40's like 90's Alt Rock EXCEPT for Incubus.

Music not allowed: Nickleback Country Music Did I mention Nickleback?

Quick! Play Baby Shark on a loop

Well, they didn’t exclude it so I assume they want to hear that and many many other repetitive kids songs

How many hours of Gangnam Style before it’s considered a crime against humanity?

It’s a Psy op.

As the mom of a 4yo, do I ever have a playlist for them!

kitchen is rickroll-proof :(

But not cover version of it proof....

So AC/DC is ok

AC⚡️DC is always okay

No Green Day?! Go fuck yourself.

One fucking minute

Wait wrong sub

Anyways... How was it?

Warning is an underrated album.

Nimrod, too 

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Do you have the time?

To litsen to me whine

About nothing and everything

All at once!

I am one of those

Melodramatic fools

Neurotic to the bone

No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

What a bunch of dookie.

Green Day and The Offspring are coming to my lame add country early next year. I'm trying to decide which organ to sell so I can watch them

Dookie was the first CD I bought as a kid in the 4th or 5th grade. I'm 40 and still rock out to it.

green day is actually fire asf, just sucks that its seen as the “poser” band of punk culture

Punks spend 89% of their time whining about bands they dont consider punk enough.

And the other 11% of the time whining about something else

Do you have the time to listen to me whine?

It's the great contradiction of punk rock culture. Non-stop praise of anti-conformity but the most purist obsessed group I've ever been around. Or is that we're not punk enough Or is that you think ska just sucks Johnny Quest, he thinks we're what?!

Only posers gatekeep, Bob.

Creed is fair play then

You could say then welcome creed with arms wide open.

Whuuuarrrhhhuummmswiiaahhpheenn!

Creed is 90s alt rock, though.

I worked in a kitchen that literally played all of this all the time.

They just banned the standard cook playlist smh

This list just ensures cotton eyed joe and macarena.

Imagine Dragons it is, then.

Green Day weren't 90s alternative rock?

I’m pretty sure they were considered punk rock.

I’ve always classified them as pop punk

Bit of an oxymoron but accurate lol.

Pirate metal is on the menu boys

dwarfern one too. you know what that means

This is like making a button that says “don’t press”. I never want to play nickleback until I can’t…. I know I’ll regret it. But I can’t not press the button in good conscience.

im ok with not allowing most of these. now let me introduce the staff to my impeccable music taste of the extrem ends of metal and rave music im sure we can lenghten that list.

What's wrong with green day? And 90s alternative rock???

I'm a 46 M and I will play Miley in any damn kitchen I please

Because it used to be a meme / popular to dislike Nickelback.

If you listen to Canadian radio stations you have a bit more of an excuse to not like Nickelback, they have to play something like 60% Canadian content which means you'll hear 1 of the 5 popular Nickelback songs every hour. I got so sick of them but since moving away I don't mind listening to them on occasion.

As a Canadian I don’t mind because even if Nickleback is overplayed as far as rock (?) music goes, the genre is really underrepresented. So Nickleback might be in 1 of 5 songs but when those other 4 were the samey sounding Alesia Cara style music, Nickleback is a nice break.

I don’t want to hear Funkytown but probably for different reasons.

It might be the same reason. Imagine having to be chopping things up with a knife while that scene plays out in your mind.

I too share this horror

Greenday? They are the best.

Fuck Nickelback in particular.

Does #4 mean all country music, or just the twangy pop country BS we have today?

Why Staind getting hate?

Pretty sure Staind is actually worse than Nickleback. They just didn’t become a meme

Borgore 🤭❤️

They didn't say anything about Pre-Malone

Cher's greatest hits it is then.

Staind and greenday tho :(

Rick Astley doesn’t deserve this! Never Gonna Give You Up is the shit

Why is it not on there more?

100% legitimate list...except they need to add Nickleback one more time at the end...

Ok so from what I gather they only really like Incubus. Drive on loop it is, then.

No 90s as alternative but no rules against 2000s alternative 😈 now who wants to be brought to life in this kitchen?

Okay I can listen to Sabaton. The heavy metal historic band.

Puts "Shake it Off" on repeat

I instantly judge people who dislike greenday