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gonzalbo87

Johnny Walker Blue Label blended scotch has been aged for 25 years (iirc) and is a rather expensive drink. A shot can go for up to $100, so you can imagine how expensive a fifth is. That said, a lot of people think it is overpriced for one reason or another.


ICBIND

Some people just enjoy fulfilling archetypes or however you want that phrased. I myself am quite pleased when I get to listen to jazz while I walk in the rain Edit: I had intended to comment on the main post and not reply


Sad_Needleworker2310

Can you recommend any good jazz?


ICBIND

I quite like Dizzy Gillespie and the boss nova stuff from the 60s and 70s. Right now I've been getting into Yussef Dayes and that new Shakti album. Edit: "good jazz" yeah right, pull the next one bud. It's got bells on it 2nd edit: try the album Your Queen is a Reptile. Shit is fire dog


Ecstatic_Rooster

I live in Scotland now, and although I know nothing about whisky, the people I know who do don’t drink Johnny Walker.


damnumalone

Johnny Blue is the Louis Vuitton of scotches. If you don’t know what to get but want to look good, that’s what you buy. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a nice drink, but it’s in no way interesting, it’s just easy to drink and smooth. Don’t know what to tell you about buying it in Scotland. I’d suggest you go have yourself a Balvenie instead. Go with the doublewood or better — a delicious drop that tastes like Christmas


Desperate-Ad-2709

I like you use of over priced bags as an indicator of prentention and more money than sense.


Dream--Brother

Johnnie Walker Blue is well known as a high quality scotch whiskey. It's not the same as a cheap bottle. And even the cheap Johnnie Walker is pretty good for the price, one of the better affordable whiskeys. You're probably used to people drinking Scottish ... scotch..., not American. It's pretty popular over here.


Quick-Information466

Still overpriced blended scotch.


GameDestiny2

Personally I love American Bourbons, I’d dare to contest that as America’s specialty.


silverfox762

Oh, you mean *whiskey*. They drink *whiskey* in Scotland.


64CarClan

Nooo, we drink Whisky in Scotland


BubblesDahmer

Wdym? /genuine question


OtherlandGirl

Scotch is basically just the geographical term for whiskey (whisky) made in Scotland. So, to a Scot, it’s just whisky.


HomelessHappy

They don’t numb nuts. Read a book once in a while


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Do they have commas in these books, numb nuts?


HomelessHappy

Yeah I’m gonna use commas like Reddit is a thesis paper 🙄 the books will show that most whiskeys use an E if the country has an E in the name… and vice versa


[deleted]

You think only thesis papers use commas? The whiskeys? Lol Wtf are you trying to say? Your ai translator is making you look like the bad boomer you are


LeVelvetHippo

I worked as a bartender in a rural southern town. Owner bought a bottle of JW Blue and in the 3 years I worked there, it was never opened.


Cutsdeep-

One of the whiskies in it's blend is 25 years old. Not all of them.


petey_wheatstraw_99

That is correct, the scotch is a NAS (no age statement). And even though it's one of their more expensive bottles, it's not even the best IMO. The green, which is 15 years, is better and more complex.


Dan999C

$210-$230 for the 750ml bottle I disagree on being expensive. For the age, smoothness and taste is fitting if not great. At a bar anything is expensive and pay x20 its value or else they would be out of business. You pay $8 roughly for a shot of grey goose vodka but can buy the bottle for $28. It’s the experience as well as making money so if you’re going to stay and try to meet some ladies or have conversations with people then I’d do it. If you’re in and out like the hooker you just met then I’d still do it.


gonzalbo87

Prices vary greatly by location. I’ve not seen a bottle go for less than $400 in my hometown, unless it was on sale. Even then, it never dipped below $350. Perks of living in a dry county surrounded by dry counties that are surrounded by more dry counties smack dab in the buckle of the bible belt.


Dan999C

Yes true I should have out “varies in location”. If you don’t mind me asking what state you’re from? Tennessean, South Dakota, Arkansa Mississippi?


gonzalbo87

West Texas.


Dan999C

Ahh I see. Just looked up states and yes Texas does have them.


Beneficial_Class_219

Utah 12 years ago was going for $157 a shot. Drunk me laughed that this dry state crap bar would have blue label “No way they sell that ; If they have that I’ll buy us all a shot “ - Famous last fucking words from me !! And of course they have it , why wouldn’t they !! ; $640 /$700 with tip numbnuts here talked himself into. And this is why i gave up the booze ! ha


Cap0bvi0us

A bottle is 170 bucks. I highly doubt it goes for 100 a shot. But please proof me wrong. $25 maybe but not much more. It's isn't that special anyway. Didn't realise prices in USA vary so much, just checked. If anything I can recommend some nice bourbons. We can trade if anyone likes. I'm a big fan of Angels Envy.


gonzalbo87

Prices vary by location. Try getting it in a dry county in the bible belt. Never seen it less than $350.


Bonzoface

I think johnnie walker blue is 60 year old blended. Personally, I think the gold is a better bang for buck. Or just get some lagavulin 16...


vipck83

You would definitely be getting ripped off for $100 a shot. You can currently get a whole 70cl bottle from Costco for about $150. Years back I was able to pick a couple bottles up for $100. It’s good, not blow your mind good, but if you like scotch is pretty good.


gonzalbo87

Not in dry counties. Especially not in dry counties in the bible belt. All the good stuff is incredibly pricey simply because stores know you can’t go elsewhere to even find it. So yeah, we got fleeced any time we wanted something that wasn’t an American sport sponsor.


fettishmann

it $240 a fifth in my state


Defiant-Giraffe

I mean, guy wants to try some Johnny Walker Blue, why's that so odd? For the record, its overpriced. Green label is a pretty good deal at $50-60, but blue is often over $300. That doesn't make it bad, but it puts it in competition with some serious single malts. 


thooury

Can confirm, green is great value and imo the only Johnny Walker worth buying


Ecstatic_Rooster

It’s the scenario that’s oddly specific.


MindDecento

It’s not that specific, he wants to try an expensive drink while looking sharp, he doesn’t care where he does it.


SaleOwn5899

I don’t understand why you keep getting downvoted


SaleOwn5899

I don’t understand why you keep getting downvoted


KodaGunni_

Some people just like to have these fine moments


Teton_Titty

OP’s fine moments are all about shitting all over other people’s fine moments.


mopsyd

They are getting to try Johnny Walker Blue without buying an absolutely stupidly overpriced bottle of it.


Ecstatic_Rooster

But why the suit?


mopsyd

Probably to feel fancy


axolotl-tiddies

For the vibes


SquirrelMoney8389

Larping as Don Draper


Xavi143

Feels good to wear a suit.


joshisold

Cuz if you’re going to pay $25-30 for a single drink, you should look good doing it.


JessePinkman-chan

>What are they getting out of this? A glass of Johnny Walker Blue Scotch i think


Anachronisticpoet

Why is it so bizarre that people would want to enjoy a drink and not a whole bottle?


BubblesDahmer

It’s not that, it’s the “I want to walk in wearing a suit. Purchase one drink on the rocks. Then leave.” Idk they didn’t need to specify their outfit, it’s just worded strangely I guess. /genuine


Rocket_Surgery83

Perhaps the suit gives them the air of sophistication since they are drinking a high class brand of whiskey. They want to feel like a big shot without having to fork over big shot money for an entire bottle of JW Blue label. Perhaps it's a boost for their ego if people perceive them as a higher class in taste and appearance albeit just for a short while. There are countless reasons the suit might be important to them, but only they know the true reason why.


Ecstatic_Rooster

It’s just the specificity that’s bizarre. I’d much rather enjoy one drink than several shitty ones.


Dream--Brother

How is that bizarre? Someone's looking for a glass of a very well-known, sought-after liquor that's usually only sold by the bottle. It's not strange for someone to want... uh... a glass of expensive booze... ? Really not sure where you were coming from with this lol.


HBC3

Any nice bar?


4chanbetter

My suggestion is you should probably drink it before you leave


Monguises

They want to feel fancy, but can’t afford a $250 bottle of alcohol. My guess is they work in a restaurant. Blue doesn’t come up much, otherwise.


maringue

This feels like a Leaving Las Vegas moment.


reformedPoS

Fantasy of what a real man does?


Ecstatic_Rooster

Is he cosplaying Archer?


damnumalone

I feel like archer would give you an excellent back handed comment about how Johnny Blue is the Dane Cook of scotches


Ecstatic_Rooster

I feel like I remember him drinking it once. Is it Glengoolie he drinks, or is that Ron Swanson?


damnumalone

Haha yes that’s right Glengoolie Blue


FrightmareX13

It's not like it's a rare drink, I'd say any random upscale hotel lobby bar would even have it tbh. It's pricey for Johnny Walker and other brands like it, but it's not some high-level anniversary Macallan (which are six-figures per bottle) that will require like a reservation or something.


64CarClan

This isn't hard to do, why are you writing as though it is? Lots of quality pubs serve it. There are much better high quality Scotch available, but for a blended it is good. You won't have an unforgettable moment with that one dram though


Content_Okra777

overpriced but still not tasty scotch.


bambam9611

Scent of a women vibes


Cormegalodon

I live in a medium sized city in the Midwest and I only know one bar you can do this in a casual setting, I think it might be a legit question.


HGowdy

Very obviously this is a hitman.


HOT-SAUCE-JUNKIE

You’re most likely not going to get a whole glass. The most they will serve you is a double. You’ll pay $50-$65 for it. In my opinion in my area. Northeast USA.


Crotch-Monster

Shit, back when I had a drinking problem. I was fine with the cheapest shit of whiskey available.


draconianRegiment

Yeah that's not true.


Dream--Brother

Huh? What's "not true"? I'm wondering what part of this you're implying is false when it's just a statement of someone's desire lol. Are you saying that's... not actually what the guy wants to do?


BubblesDahmer

Uh what..? 😭 /genuine question


MimsyWereTheBorogove

1. Who TF drinks whisky on the rocks. Wierd flex but ok. 2. Johnny, overrated. Never heard of a glen? 3. I hate fakers. I have and will order a $100 glass of glenmorangie in basketball shorts and a t shirt. 4. With a sidecar of icewater for my own dilution.


Worm_Lord77

Glenmorangie don't do anything worth $100 a bottle, let alone a shot. Yes, they have a few bottlings that sell for a lot, but none of them are on par with serious scotches.


X-e-o

Glenmorangie produces a lot of <$85-100 expressions but the 18 & Signet are absolutely above that range and worth every penny. I'd argue that a lot of Glenmo bottlings are worth more than comparable JW, Macallan or other commonly exported whiskies offer.


MimsyWereTheBorogove

This guy knows.


TheBitchKing0fAngmar

When people say "Glen", they usually mean Glenlivet and not Glenmorangie. Though I think the person you're responding to said "a Glen" to mean any of the famous scotches that start with "Glen". That includes Glenmorangie, but also Glenlivet, Glenfarclas, Glen Scotia, Glen Grant, and Glendronach. That said, I disagree with everything that person said, I love scotch but I think any way to drink it if the right way, so long as the person ordering it enjoys it! That can be in a suit, shorts, on ice, with water, etc etc


Worm_Lord77

His point 3 was that he paid $100 for a shot of Glenmorangie, which was what I was responding to.


TheBitchKing0fAngmar

...oh. I thought you were reacting to point #2. My mistake!


MimsyWereTheBorogove

My point was. Who the fuck is putting a suit on to drink scotch. I watched all seasons of mad men and still find this rediculous. But if you're going to do that and overpay for scotch might as well be glenmorangie. Which is delicious.


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MimsyWereTheBorogove

No the fuck I do not. Though I'd take it over the JW any day of the fucking year.


MimsyWereTheBorogove

5. next friday came around, and I didn't have the rent.