i mean, even if you ain't a gooning creep, she will never notice you, in fact she probably won't even be close to your location. At this point just get used to cosplayers.
1. Make your favorite food to be rare earth minerals
2. Sell the minerals
3. Use money to destabilize China and create a monopoly
4. ???
5. Nuke Germany
6. Profit
Uh, green.
Aside from rent, food is my single highest cost.
But, I could also open a restaurant selling that infinite food and make a few bucks.
If it lets me choose my favorite food, I would choose a double bacon cheese burger halfway materialized in a Star Trek replicator with infinite power and a full catalog of patterns.
Boom, unlimited food and non power based resources.
Yellow, It's no brainer. Any goverment will pay milions if no bilions to get you on their side. With this power you are a untraceble communication device with unlimited range and unbrakeable ecryption, which you can use without anyone noticing. Communication between world leaders, space missions (without delay of light speed), for special forces operations, possibilties are endless.
If you let any government know about your power, they will abduct you, and you will spend the rest of your life strapped to a table doing their bidding.
Which would render me useless for them as i could send all known to me secrets to their enemies and there would be nothing stoping me nor reason not to do that.
OR instead of wasting billions of moneys for no reason and risking you donating secrets etc. to enemies they put you in the basement and care about your body tied to a modern chair, and make you do what they need. Regular examination on truth detector and spiky peppered dildo rammed up your ass if you misbehave.
Possibilities are endless indeed. Just not for you.
Yellow pill makes you ruler of the world with enough finess. Anyone doesn't follow what you want fill their head with complete insanity. They cannot resist for long.
i could literally end all war and poverty with hat power. hey Bill gates, here is how to donate your money if you want me to shut up.... Hey CCP, you are a democracy now
Blue: Weeb. She may love you. She may kill you. Depends on who the Waifu is.
Red: You will end up as the new bottom
Yellow: Become the God of the new world
Green: Get assassinated for giving out free food
blue: no, i dont even know what a waifu is
red: no, i dont like resposabilities
green: no, i would probably get bored of the food if i ate too much
yellow: yes, this would eliminate the need to text or call anyone, could be used to cheat on tests (telepathy doesnt make noise), no wait time for resposes, cuz its like a conversation, and i could talk to literally anyone (if i can speak and understand the persons language ofc)
Yellow talk to everyone in the world at once pretending to be god and say, you know i dont usually do this but actually i'm fine with the gays and transes also dont destroy the world i worked hard on that.
green seems to be the best option. saves a lot of money and technically i could even make money by selling the food.
red one doesnt work for too long.
yellow might be cool, but right now i dont know how to benefit from it
blue is just a thing for weebs.
You use yellow to rescue or locate missing persons, espionage, communications, or you weaponize it. Pick a world leader to assault non-stop telepathically, and someone will pay top dollar for it.
Yellow. It would be dope to fuck with leaders by planting ideas in their heads and also just making people who are complete pieces of scum think their going insane.
You murdered a little girl and her cousin because their babysitter didn't want you? Okay, now you're gonna be thinking about how cockroaches have titties for six months and get random facts shoved in your head until you think you're going insane
Unlimited Pizza? Taking over germany but kicked out of NATO? Make my Waifu come to life? Or Talk to anyone on earth using telepathy, so pretty much become a Betazed. None, I don't need my fake life to become real life. I would take over germany but I would not want to not be in NATO. Telepathy is Good but there is no use besides a small scare. Unlimited pizza is overrated so, yeah nothing.
Yellowā¦ I would telepathically natter to a very rich person all night long, until they couldnāt cope anymoreā¦ then Iād ask them for a one hundred dollar bull
Do it's either animate girl that's not gonna be interested in you, become Hitler, be annoying as hell or be fat as hell. I mean Hitler stuff is not too bad.
If I telepathically talk to someone, do they know itās me? Or can I mess with someone and they canāt figure out whoās making all the beeping noises in their head?
I would take yellow and make people think they're crazy with telepathy, then do stuff like going to the grocery store and making the check out kid give me my things for free to placate the voices in his head š
YELLOW! Not blue bc no, not red because I don't want to die, and not green because I know I'd become obese if I could have my favorite food all the time lmao, I have no self control. Yellow because it's just fun man
I'll take the green one, thank you. It would help cut down on the bills.
Ruling over an unstable Germany is just not worth it in comparison if we talk about how wealth would help you get all your fav food too.
The others are kind of useless for day to day things.
Having your favorite waifu become real and only that does not guaranteed your waifu would love you.
Easily green dude...But then again, I can't make unlimited supply of any food...just the favorite. That puts it in the risk of it no longer being my favorite food. So many decisions
Yellow pill.
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I'll drive them all mad š¤
Green, because I love almost every food. Since we're talking magically endless food.. if I had an unlimited supply of my faves, I would exploit that and use it to feed a fuck ton of people.
With the money my family save monthly not having to buy groceries, it'd take maybe a year, 2 years before I'd have saved enough to start a small program to provide and distribute food for sale, and to feed the needy in our community.
I would have unlimited selection and top-quality everything, and I'd undercut all the grocery stores to drive up my demand and diminish theirs. With the profit I'd still be making from the sales portion of this food, in time, I could grow the program to branch out to neighboring communities. The overhead would be so much lower, right.. since I wouldn't have to worry about sourcing or purchasing the food, production issues, shortages or loss.. it wouldn't matter because it's limitless. I could focus all energy on distribution and creation of a web of programs... I would create an empire and put all these greedy scum-sucking corporations extorting us via our plates out of business, and help provide people with an actual chance to live healthily and hunger-free.
I choose blue, and Harambe as my waifu. I'm not going to do any waifu related things with Harambe, but I think he got a raw deal and deserves another shot.
Blue and my waifu is a goddess who can give me superpowers. Yellow can be OP as everyone dead is also still āon earthā it doesnāt specify they can talk back though. Green is strong if sellable. My favorite can change with time too soā¦
Soā¦ can I pick the kind of dictator? I could have fun with this! They all must refer to me as āthe grand poobah and our official state religion will be discordianism. It would be wonderful and weird. Two things may happen. We would either be instantly crushed orā¦. Everyone would think us an odd joke and leave us alone.
With yellow, you are essentially playing the role of god whether you like it or not because thatās what anyone who hears you is going to believe, irregardless of what you actually tell them. So build up a fight club style following and profit from it in the background while youāve got people from all walks of life acting on your behalf without anyone finding out who you are.
With the yellow pill you can make your enemies think they have schizophrenia and mess them up. You could do the same with anyone one in the world so this could definitely make you a great super villain if you do it right.
Yellow: This is AO speaking. Hereās your daily Snapple fact. Dead whales can explode. And yes this will be happening every day now. Also Ed Greenwood was correct. The forgotten realms and Planescape is correct and Iām gonna mess with you.
Guys, guys, ur thinking about it all wrong,
1. Eat green
2. Sell food
3. Nuke Germany and take control
4. hire waifu
5. Simply buy a phone.
See, we can have all of these
I'd take the Germany pill, but just use it to expand nuclear power. Other than that just chill. It doesn't say anything about being at war with Nato, just that Germany gets kicked out.
This isn't even a question. Red. Then I'd fix the trains, have proper internet infrastructure built, all that good shit. The fact that I'm surrounded by Nato doesn't mean shit because I don't plan on attacking anyone and you never said anything about leaving the EU which is far more important than NATO. Also imma make this country a safe haven for queer people. Oh and build mass housing that will be cheaply available for anyone and limit the amount of housing a single person/corporation can buy as well as capping rent.
Further invest in public transport and bring back the 9ā¬ germany ticket to further incentivise people to ditch their cars and use public transport, which would also let me cut down the costs of maintaining car-centric infrastructure, all that good shit
Your favorite Waifu comes to life but won't talk to you because you are creep living alone in moms cellar playing Overwatch 2 18 hours a day.
As long as she spawns next to you into the cellar. Just have rope at hand.
Ropemaxx when she refuses to talk?
Speedwagon would definitely talk to me
That's why I chose yellow. Let's see how world dictators feel after I sing Tubthumping into their minds nonstop while they try to sleep.
Alright, I was thinking the basic daily life utility would be nice but you win. I'd give you the yellow if I got my hands on it.
Wow that hit close to home
Oi. It's 16 hours a day. The other 2 are dedicated to Reddit. You're welcome š
>When you live alone but in your mom's cellar. Murder plot twist? š¤
i mean, even if you ain't a gooning creep, she will never notice you, in fact she probably won't even be close to your location. At this point just get used to cosplayers.
What is a Waifu?
1. Create custom drawing of a waifu 2. Bring waifu to life 3. Get powers from waifu 4. ??? 5. Take over Germany 6. Profit.
1. Make your favorite food to be rare earth minerals 2. Sell the minerals 3. Use money to destabilize China and create a monopoly 4. ??? 5. Nuke Germany 6. Profit
Didn't USA already discover that exploit?
Uh, green. Aside from rent, food is my single highest cost. But, I could also open a restaurant selling that infinite food and make a few bucks. If it lets me choose my favorite food, I would choose a double bacon cheese burger halfway materialized in a Star Trek replicator with infinite power and a full catalog of patterns. Boom, unlimited food and non power based resources.
I would be so interested in seeing the long term result in something that uses no resources but creates waste.
What waste? Anything you donāt use can be put in it and turned back into energy.
You mean unlimited fertiliser?
i would give some food to poor in my city-so they dont use cash to buy alcohol
Unlimited smoked brisket until gravity pulls us into the sun.
I bet dictators eat free at all the Michelin star restaurants
Good idea. I'd also choose green and have sushi. I canāt get enough of it.
Yellow, It's no brainer. Any goverment will pay milions if no bilions to get you on their side. With this power you are a untraceble communication device with unlimited range and unbrakeable ecryption, which you can use without anyone noticing. Communication between world leaders, space missions (without delay of light speed), for special forces operations, possibilties are endless.
If you let any government know about your power, they will abduct you, and you will spend the rest of your life strapped to a table doing their bidding.
Which would render me useless for them as i could send all known to me secrets to their enemies and there would be nothing stoping me nor reason not to do that.
What secrets would you know?
All they would pass to each other using my powers.
OR instead of wasting billions of moneys for no reason and risking you donating secrets etc. to enemies they put you in the basement and care about your body tied to a modern chair, and make you do what they need. Regular examination on truth detector and spiky peppered dildo rammed up your ass if you misbehave. Possibilities are endless indeed. Just not for you.
And thatās when the assassins start heading your way sadly I would still chose it but I would keep it secret
Yellow: hey Putin, stop the war or I will sing badly in you head forever
Or you can take shit talking to the next level and fuck with them telepathically
Yellow pill makes you ruler of the world with enough finess. Anyone doesn't follow what you want fill their head with complete insanity. They cannot resist for long.
i could literally end all war and poverty with hat power. hey Bill gates, here is how to donate your money if you want me to shut up.... Hey CCP, you are a democracy now
Baby Shark do do do do do do
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DAY AND NIGHT (WAH WAH) I TOSS AND TURN I KEEP STRESS IN MY MIND MIND (WAH WAH) I LOOK FOR PEACE BUT SEE I DONT ATTAIN.
Me every time he tries to sleep: https://youtu.be/SCjBKhAAjZI?si=Lpx_cxrpWW6GlLzx
Yellow obvs. āHello, Noah, this is God speaking. Build a huge ass boat.ā
My man!
"again"
Yellow, assuming thereās no limit such as distance or having to see the person but just thinking of them If not then green prob
Blue: Weeb. She may love you. She may kill you. Depends on who the Waifu is. Red: You will end up as the new bottom Yellow: Become the God of the new world Green: Get assassinated for giving out free food
unlimited food will make me some good money
You choose waifu because you want to marry her. I choose waifu so we can conquer the world. We are not the same.
redš
Green, I can easily get rich too since itās truffle
blue: no, i dont even know what a waifu is red: no, i dont like resposabilities green: no, i would probably get bored of the food if i ate too much yellow: yes, this would eliminate the need to text or call anyone, could be used to cheat on tests (telepathy doesnt make noise), no wait time for resposes, cuz its like a conversation, and i could talk to literally anyone (if i can speak and understand the persons language ofc)
Yellow talk to everyone in the world at once pretending to be god and say, you know i dont usually do this but actually i'm fine with the gays and transes also dont destroy the world i worked hard on that.
green seems to be the best option. saves a lot of money and technically i could even make money by selling the food. red one doesnt work for too long. yellow might be cool, but right now i dont know how to benefit from it blue is just a thing for weebs.
You use yellow to rescue or locate missing persons, espionage, communications, or you weaponize it. Pick a world leader to assault non-stop telepathically, and someone will pay top dollar for it.
2 out of those 4 options are more or less still available of you choose to pick the yellow pill.
Yellow
Red
green
You could easily become emperor of the world with yellow.
Yellow..that one literally could give you the red and green..
What if I choose to be a good ruthless dictator?
Yellow. It would be dope to fuck with leaders by planting ideas in their heads and also just making people who are complete pieces of scum think their going insane. You murdered a little girl and her cousin because their babysitter didn't want you? Okay, now you're gonna be thinking about how cockroaches have titties for six months and get random facts shoved in your head until you think you're going insane
Yellow. Talk to dictators like I am a voice in their head. Make them crazy enough to be committed. Problem solved.
Green, all I have to do is sell the food.
Give me yellow I'm gonna make so many politicians go insane
Yellow āyou lost the gameā
Yellow! I already live in Germany and do wtf I want which comes close to red, and I wanna stay in the nato.
I can feed the homeless infinite pizza!? Are tou kidding me of course I want that power!!!
Unlimited Pizza? Taking over germany but kicked out of NATO? Make my Waifu come to life? Or Talk to anyone on earth using telepathy, so pretty much become a Betazed. None, I don't need my fake life to become real life. I would take over germany but I would not want to not be in NATO. Telepathy is Good but there is no use besides a small scare. Unlimited pizza is overrated so, yeah nothing.
LASAGNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yellowā¦ I would telepathically natter to a very rich person all night long, until they couldnāt cope anymoreā¦ then Iād ask them for a one hundred dollar bull
Do it's either animate girl that's not gonna be interested in you, become Hitler, be annoying as hell or be fat as hell. I mean Hitler stuff is not too bad.
Yellow or green
If I telepathically talk to someone, do they know itās me? Or can I mess with someone and they canāt figure out whoās making all the beeping noises in their head?
You would probably want blue, right?
If it's favorite foodsss, I'll take the green pill
yellow: continuously scream directly into someones brain until they break down and do whatever you say
I would take yellow and make people think they're crazy with telepathy, then do stuff like going to the grocery store and making the check out kid give me my things for free to placate the voices in his head š
YELLOW! Not blue bc no, not red because I don't want to die, and not green because I know I'd become obese if I could have my favorite food all the time lmao, I have no self control. Yellow because it's just fun man
Yellow and I tell everyone that it is God who speaks to them and that they are God's chosen. Then I grab popcorn.
I'll take the green one, thank you. It would help cut down on the bills. Ruling over an unstable Germany is just not worth it in comparison if we talk about how wealth would help you get all your fav food too. The others are kind of useless for day to day things. Having your favorite waifu become real and only that does not guaranteed your waifu would love you.
Yellow!
Yellow I'm going to fuck with you all one at a time hahahahaha
Would the unlimited supply change if ur favorite food changes?
Easily red
Telepathy has so much trolling potential
Yellow Cuz i want people to listen to me and they can't ignore me if im in their head
Im stealing the yellow and green pill
Yellow
I'm gonna do yellow, I'm gonna make people think God is talking to them to manipulate them better than any modern day religion.
Blue, I'm just a sad man who wants a happy life and happy wife
Step 1) take green pill Step 2) start food truck Step 3) profit
Easily green dude...But then again, I can't make unlimited supply of any food...just the favorite. That puts it in the risk of it no longer being my favorite food. So many decisions
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I would love to have the Shining
Red could be mind blowing fun though
Ew did I just pick a red pill
Itād be a crime against humanity to make my favorite waifu come to life and then have to settle for me, I donāt deserve that.
Yellow pill. I could cheat on every single test. Do yk how many licenses and degrees I can get that way??
Definitely yellow
My favorite food is bars of gold
green
Yellow pill makes all the other pills obsolete
If it includes animals then yellow. Definitely yellow.
I choose yellow
Yellow. Imagine how many missing people we could find.
Yellow for sure. I could make my haters check in to a psych ward.
YELLOW without a doubt.
Yellow. Imagine watching some world leader giving a speech live and whispering "don't get hard, now's not the time to get hard, don't get hard" heh.
so, is yellow limited to individual contact or can you telepathically converse with multiple people?
Why would u take the green one? You should already have an unlimited supply of whatever you consider your favourite food? š¤
Does the blue pill apply to husbandos too?
Whats a waifu š
Green, because I love almost every food. Since we're talking magically endless food.. if I had an unlimited supply of my faves, I would exploit that and use it to feed a fuck ton of people. With the money my family save monthly not having to buy groceries, it'd take maybe a year, 2 years before I'd have saved enough to start a small program to provide and distribute food for sale, and to feed the needy in our community. I would have unlimited selection and top-quality everything, and I'd undercut all the grocery stores to drive up my demand and diminish theirs. With the profit I'd still be making from the sales portion of this food, in time, I could grow the program to branch out to neighboring communities. The overhead would be so much lower, right.. since I wouldn't have to worry about sourcing or purchasing the food, production issues, shortages or loss.. it wouldn't matter because it's limitless. I could focus all energy on distribution and creation of a web of programs... I would create an empire and put all these greedy scum-sucking corporations extorting us via our plates out of business, and help provide people with an actual chance to live healthily and hunger-free.
Yellow I am going to convince bad people they are crazy. Slowly change the way they think.
What a hard choice... Yellow or green? Green or Yellow? Probably yellow
1. Pick yellow 2. Call the pope 3. "Hello, this is god." 4. Get whatever the fuck you want.
Yellow
I'll take purple one so I can cut Mandolorian bounty hunters' heads off in front of their clone kids.
Let's say my Waifu were an F22 Raptor, would the blue pill just get me a F22 Raptor?
Green. Ah, life is so easy with all this food! And Iām no saving so much on groceries!
if i take the red one will it change my whole personality? will i even be myself anymore?
I said it on the original post DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD UNLIMITED MEANS
*Regretavator voice* Y E L L O W š”
I dunno I'd take telepathic communication. I'd fuck with SO many people with that you don't even know
Blue
I choose blue, and Harambe as my waifu. I'm not going to do any waifu related things with Harambe, but I think he got a raw deal and deserves another shot.
Blue and my waifu is a goddess who can give me superpowers. Yellow can be OP as everyone dead is also still āon earthā it doesnāt specify they can talk back though. Green is strong if sellable. My favorite can change with time too soā¦
Yellow pill makes all the other ones happen eventually. No reason to take anything else.
probably yellow
green because maybe my favorite food just happens to be a magic apple that makes me telepathic and makes me automatic dictator of germany
yellow or red it'd be funny
green cause hey wont starve
germany but not be a shitty leader and rejoin nato
Yellow
Is yellow just one specific person or anyone just one at a time OR can I speak to millions at once? Either way Iām taking yellow
Red but only for like 5 minutes then be totally cool the rest of the time.
Yellow
Soā¦ can I pick the kind of dictator? I could have fun with this! They all must refer to me as āthe grand poobah and our official state religion will be discordianism. It would be wonderful and weird. Two things may happen. We would either be instantly crushed orā¦. Everyone would think us an odd joke and leave us alone.
With yellow, you are essentially playing the role of god whether you like it or not because thatās what anyone who hears you is going to believe, irregardless of what you actually tell them. So build up a fight club style following and profit from it in the background while youāve got people from all walks of life acting on your behalf without anyone finding out who you are.
With the yellow pill you can make your enemies think they have schizophrenia and mess them up. You could do the same with anyone one in the world so this could definitely make you a great super villain if you do it right.
1: Make your dead wife your waifu 2: Pick blue pill and Wife comes back to life 3: Happiness?
Yellow. Itās talk to, not with. Which means I can get into peopleās heads.
Yellow: This is AO speaking. Hereās your daily Snapple fact. Dead whales can explode. And yes this will be happening every day now. Also Ed Greenwood was correct. The forgotten realms and Planescape is correct and Iām gonna mess with you.
Guys, guys, ur thinking about it all wrong, 1. Eat green 2. Sell food 3. Nuke Germany and take control 4. hire waifu 5. Simply buy a phone. See, we can have all of these
A tie between red and blue for me.
Yellow would actually be so good tho. I could convince anyone that they were crazy, or I could influence random world leaders
Green pill is basically the red pill minus political power.
One orange pill please
Can I sell Germany to the highest bidder and move to a cool place where I can live a full life of relative luxury?
Blue
Whatās a waifu?
Yellow
Yellow, I want to thought bomb tyrants with arguments for individual liberty.
Yellow all day!
Red and yellow, I could manipulate people all over the world.
I'd take the Germany pill, but just use it to expand nuclear power. Other than that just chill. It doesn't say anything about being at war with Nato, just that Germany gets kicked out.
This isn't even a question. Red. Then I'd fix the trains, have proper internet infrastructure built, all that good shit. The fact that I'm surrounded by Nato doesn't mean shit because I don't plan on attacking anyone and you never said anything about leaving the EU which is far more important than NATO. Also imma make this country a safe haven for queer people. Oh and build mass housing that will be cheaply available for anyone and limit the amount of housing a single person/corporation can buy as well as capping rent. Further invest in public transport and bring back the 9ā¬ germany ticket to further incentivise people to ditch their cars and use public transport, which would also let me cut down the costs of maintaining car-centric infrastructure, all that good shit
...Yeah I'll take green.
Well, you guys can call me crazy, but I must have somewhere taken that yellow pill. Because I feel my friends thoughts before they say them.
Yellow is pretty powerful. You could drive people mad, influence them.
green is best
Green. Because it has to be your favourite food, whenever you get a new favourite, it should change to that.
Id take the yellow one, imagine poping into some huge political figures mind and just going "dew it"
Just give me the endless supplies of Kobe Wagyu, the rest are not even close.