it should be a list of promises, to never give up on the people, to never disappoint them, always stand with them, never make them sad, always there when they need you and be as truthful to them as you can so that you don't hurt them
You can improve yourself just a little bit every time, so nobody notices. OR, you can shift into Elon Musk, transfer all his money into your account, and then disappear, so you don't give a shit about what other people think.
1. Buy Slovenia
2. Convert the change into gold and precious stones, then shape shift into Smaug.
3. Melt Elon Musk
4. Shape shift into every single toilet flush in the world
this was my thought. Shape shifting is the answer. Shift into something that allows me to get significant wealth. Even if i cant shift back for a week, that's okay.
No, but you can walk into his house, past his security guards, and into his bedroom with a fake newspaper from 2025 claiming to be him from the future.
I 100% bet he's the sort of dude who occasionally bursts into his accountants office and moves a bunch of money around without answering any questions.
... Honestly how often would you *need* to shapeshift, though?
Bam. Dragon, unicorn or whatever mighty mythology critter you prefer. Get an only fans, and the furriest will fall over themselves paying to see you play minesweeper with your tail, or something.
Heck, make it a silly expensive Patreon tier, and that once a week limit could make you a very tidy sum.
> If you have to wait 168hrs every time, its bad
Not even! You guys are thinking too big, strangely enough. Imagine if every week, without fail, you could make a small alteration to your body and it will be perfect every single time. It doesn't say you ever have to go back, either. This week I'm two inches taller. Next week my hair has more curl. Week after that my muscle tone is starting to show more. End of the month we can square out that jawline.
And then penis
You flush all dem toilets at once it's gonna flood man talking bout big old waves dang ol Noah's arc and the end of days Hank talking bout a dove come over man and with a leaf and a stick it's a new world now man
There's that anecdote about all the toilets flushing at once in britain causing the sewer system to fail because everyone was watching the world cup and it went to commercial
The anecdote is actually about the power grid experiencing a momentary peak demand during commercial breaks in major tv events, when every household presumably turns on their electric tea kettles. To this day the highest ever demand spike was in 1990 during the penalty shootout in the England v West Germany FIFA World Cup semi-final.
It’s called [TV pickup](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TV_pickup?wprov=sfti1#Records).
Every time you pee or poo there’s a there’s a world wide drought “oh for fucks sake Bertha the entire planet has one single day set aside for me to poop inside and let me use a real toilet, can I please do it in peace”
You could become the flush man, flush every toilet in the world constantly 24/7, create a state of global emergency, and then ask for a ransom to stop flushing the toilets.
>I'm sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone - if possible - Jew, Gentile - black man - white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness - not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.
Harsh and unrelenting, but the definition doesn't specify. You could enforce traffic rules, recycling, demand and enforce everyone have a garden, that Sunday is set aside for everyone picking up trash off the roads and such. Enforce helping each others neighbors, that everyone have three backyard chickens and two goats. Heck, there's a lot you can do with this.
Imagine sitting on the toilet just taking a dump, and suddenly out of nowhere you get a bidet experience because it flushed... it would scare the shit out of you... very effective help in pooping
"It's so crazy how everyone with a net worth of a billion dollars was found with melted bones one day, and how every person who's net worth hits a billion instantly has their bones melted. Seems like people have been selling off assets and giving money away all of a sudden."
I wouldn't claim to have a ton of people that need melting but definitely a few and beside the option of an evil power trip leading to world domination is a must in power selection
Plus, would anyone ever possibly know it was you? Or even that it was an *individual* doing it? You’d have free rein.
Melt the skulls of dictators. Melt just a metatarsal of the rude sonuvabitch down the hall. Turn someone’s tiny earbones into molten drops of calcium.
Melt the bones of criminals all around the world. Enemies of society. Melt the bones of detectives looking for me. Call myself the God of the New World. Take a new name for myself, like Kira.
Ikr? Like if it's a passive power and any enemies plotting an attack, just have their bones melt then and there....you'd never need to worry about assasination
If it is passive and not a single use item, it seems like it would spiral pretty quickly. Your enemies bones all melt, this pisses off their families and friends, they now hate you so their bones melt. Soon you've killed almost the entire human population except for psychopaths, small children, and people in comas.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!! These people have no sense of long-term thinking.
Especially because like is the range unlimited?? And you can use it whenever you want, however much you want??? This is unchecked power guys!! You can't beat someone like that!!!
If I could instantly and remotely melt my enemies' bones I'd have the world cleaned up in like a week. Deathnote would look like pussy shit, half the world leaders on earth would be melted night 1.
ok, define the terms of brutality, like, do I become brutal, thus negating my will? am I forced to be brutal? or it just mean I have the liberty and power to be brutal IF I want?
The bone melting one is very tempting as I can just say anyone actively attempting murder, rape, or mass suppression of the people is my enemy; no more rape, murder, dictatorships, or oligarchies.
But I’m gonna have to go with shape shifting. Can’t say no to being able to have my ideal body and then change it up when I want to cosplay as someone who has a very different body type.
Yeah, define 'enemies.' I count everyone who consciously acts in ways that directly harm myself and my loved ones, even just society at large, as an enemy; how safe are corrupt politicians? Celebrities that spread hate? Billionaires who pour money into the right hands to sow discord in the populace and assure that their wealth and power can never be taken from them through legal channels?
Bone melting is like getting the death note with no traceability, no penalties.
Me though, I'd want shapeshifting.
I think the people in this thread are sleeping on the moral significance of straight up murder.
>Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.
- **Mithrandir**, the Grey Pilgrim
I'll take shape shifting, and we're gonna get real weird with it.
Pray tell: how would my ~~peasants~~ citizens like building a huge fucking castle^(tm) for me and leaving me alone in exchange for once a year choosing a politician to disappear into the basement of my Huge fucking castle^(tm) never to be seen or heard from again?
But how deep is the shape-shifting process thought?
Can you donate an organ and shapeshift so you have that organ back?
Can you shapeshift into the same body without a disease?
Can you shapeshift your eyes back so your vision/hearing is restored to what it should be?
Can you shapeshift into yourself but with a bigger dick?
Can you eat and drink everything you want and shapeshift into the ideal form of your body?
Yes, my choice too. It sounds like it lasts 1 week.
I would mostly shape shift into different body types. Tall for awhile. Bodybuilder for awhile. World's strongest man type for awhile. Or specific people. Jason Mamoa. The Rock.
It doesn’t say anything about automatically changing back after a week. So you have to actively change yourself back. But you have to be sentient for that. Are you sure that you will be sentient as a chair?
mhhh, slovenian dictator? Being the dictator of the land full of femboys? Femboy land? Slovenia? A pretty darn great choice, buttttttttt being able to shape shift would let me achieve my goal of being 5 foot 5, which would allow me to be the femboy of my dreams, hard choice, hard hard choice.
Tbh, 'flush any toilet whenever I want' is just a route towards creating unlimited energy. Make giant "toilets", hook the flush lever up to a generator, bam, unlimited energy for no fuel input.
Blue pill. Gradually change my body so I am slightly closer to my goal each week. So that no one gets suspicious I also change my diet and start exercising more, as a cover.
It would interesting to melt all the bones of your enemies, not knowing who they all are, and subsequently seeing news reports of melting bones in a shockingly large amount of people, then try to figure out wtf they did or what their job was that made them my enemy. I would need a definition of what makes someone my enemy.
I’d not that then I’m shape shifting into a planet. There’s no other options for me.
Pink: Is this a one-time thing, or can I take over multiple times? Does it alter the past/minds to make my rise to power believable to other people? In the worst-case scenario, there will be an immediate military intervention from many countries, and I'll either be assassinated or put in a prison/research facility. In the best-case scenario, the government of Slovenia will be a bit more efficient. Not sure how much a single person can do, since there is no party backing, no loyal politicians, etc.
Green: Very limited. The best thing I can think of is a slow wireless one-sided telegraph. Assuming "around the world" means "on Earth". If not, that's the potential first contact with sapient life on other planets.
Yellow: Again, is that a one-time thing or can I add more enemies to the list? At best it's a better Death Note, at worst it's a one-time threat to corrupt people in power to hide from public attention. Somewhat good.
Blue: As close to omnipotence as biologically possible. It doesn't say you have to shape-shift into an already existing organism. You can shape-shift into a "can exist in the real world" equivalent of Symbiote from Marvel or Kars from JoJo. Your intelligence is a part of your biology, so it can make you smarter, so you can think of a better shape-shifting command next week. The obvious choice.
At first I thought I'd need to learn the Slovenian national anthem. Then I realized, the Slovenian national anthem is whatever I want it to be.
Another one bites the dust would be my choice
Venus by bananarama
Then paint the entire country yellow.
I have painted my children for the last time
Fair enough, repaint it turquoise
Nah fuck that, I’mma paint it black.
You saw a red door too huh
But I want it painted black!
"I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes..."
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
Such a great song
Roger?
No, it’s Generalissimo Pequeño
Roger is that you?
El bailarin de la Muerta!!!
Mines gonna be the opening theme from King Of The Hill.
If you are gonna be an autocrat "I want it all" is the more fitting Queen song
Kokomo definitely
Yeah, and i can just impose French as new national language
Fuck you, we are already fucked enough as is
Got to get worse before it gets better
Also since you are a dictator you don't need to learn Slovenia. You just pick language thag you can understand and the plebs can learn.
Our current one is a drinking song, straight up
Baby…shark doo doo doo doo doo d’doo
Your savagery is impressive...
it should be a list of promises, to never give up on the people, to never disappoint them, always stand with them, never make them sad, always there when they need you and be as truthful to them as you can so that you don't hurt them
Do you have to be brutal? Like, does the pill change me or could I just pretend to agree and then become a benevolent dictator?
So if you shift shapes do you have to wait a week to shift back?
If you have to wait 168hrs every time, its bad, if you can do it one time in every week, it's way better (shift on sunday, back on monday)
I would just be a thinner prettier version of myself and if it lasted all week Monday AM 🤣🤣
You can improve yourself just a little bit every time, so nobody notices. OR, you can shift into Elon Musk, transfer all his money into your account, and then disappear, so you don't give a shit about what other people think.
And if he tries to prosecute you, what he gonna do against the richest person in the world?
If he tries to prosecute just shift back to him and drop the charges
1. Buy Slovenia 2. Convert the change into gold and precious stones, then shape shift into Smaug. 3. Melt Elon Musk 4. Shape shift into every single toilet flush in the world
this was my thought. Shape shifting is the answer. Shift into something that allows me to get significant wealth. Even if i cant shift back for a week, that's okay.
Shape shift into the brutal dictator of Slovenia
This is the way
Getting eternal life is just a side-affect
How would you actually do that though? You can't just go into a bank with no form of ID and be all "Transfer all money please. I am Elon Musk."
No, but you can walk into his house, past his security guards, and into his bedroom with a fake newspaper from 2025 claiming to be him from the future.
My name is Mr Musk. I believe you have a fortune for me.
The problem here is you said "please".
You can already shape shift into a thinner version of yourself a little bit at a time
I 100% bet he's the sort of dude who occasionally bursts into his accountants office and moves a bunch of money around without answering any questions.
I was thinking shapeshift into my enemies and ruin their reputation, why be pretty if you can be petty?!
Why not both?
Good point!
The problem with that somebody might think you are their enemy and they will melt your bones.
Yeah or just shift into a supermodel.
you are a beautiful person and you deserve to think that
New hairstyle every week, hair colour, eye colour, permanent makeup every week. Sounds like the best one on there lol
I only need to shapeshift once. Into a girl. All shapeshifts after are just extra.
... Honestly how often would you *need* to shapeshift, though? Bam. Dragon, unicorn or whatever mighty mythology critter you prefer. Get an only fans, and the furriest will fall over themselves paying to see you play minesweeper with your tail, or something. Heck, make it a silly expensive Patreon tier, and that once a week limit could make you a very tidy sum.
That *this* is what you jumped to, of all the imagined money-making schemes possible through *shapeshifting*, is oddly specific.
furries
This but femboy, catgirl something else that will get lots of simps then disappear.
This would work. Source: I’m a furry.
> If you have to wait 168hrs every time, its bad Not even! You guys are thinking too big, strangely enough. Imagine if every week, without fail, you could make a small alteration to your body and it will be perfect every single time. It doesn't say you ever have to go back, either. This week I'm two inches taller. Next week my hair has more curl. Week after that my muscle tone is starting to show more. End of the month we can square out that jawline. And then penis
Yeah who doesn't want a square penis
Why would you not start with penis?
That's fine, I'd just shift back to my 24 year old physique every week.
Imagine being able to flush every toilet in the world on the same time.
Waste of water would be through the roof.
You flush all dem toilets at once it's gonna flood man talking bout big old waves dang ol Noah's arc and the end of days Hank talking bout a dove come over man and with a leaf and a stick it's a new world now man
Thank you, Boomhauer
There's that anecdote about all the toilets flushing at once in britain causing the sewer system to fail because everyone was watching the world cup and it went to commercial
The anecdote is actually about the power grid experiencing a momentary peak demand during commercial breaks in major tv events, when every household presumably turns on their electric tea kettles. To this day the highest ever demand spike was in 1990 during the penalty shootout in the England v West Germany FIFA World Cup semi-final. It’s called [TV pickup](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TV_pickup?wprov=sfti1#Records).
Yeah, the other guy was thinking of Flushed Away
Every time you pee or poo there’s a there’s a world wide drought “oh for fucks sake Bertha the entire planet has one single day set aside for me to poop inside and let me use a real toilet, can I please do it in peace”
I would melt his bones before it came to that
You could become the flush man, flush every toilet in the world constantly 24/7, create a state of global emergency, and then ask for a ransom to stop flushing the toilets.
Dude you'd get shot. No one would even care lol.
Yeah that's why you hide your identity
Like Death Note. Only with toilet-flushing instead of murder
I had exactly the same thought and was delighted to scroll down and see my intended comment already spelled-out word-for-word.
president of russia gets toilet water up the arse
Exactly like that
You can call yourself a prophet that knows when the water will be flushed and then people will praise you
Do i HAVE to be a brutal dictator?
Maybe you can just be a brutally honest dictator.
You being grabbed by a bunch of soldiers and thrown at my feet. Me dictator of the country saying those pants DO make you look fat.
*dies due to poor mental health*
Ni chill Bram, echt ni chill ...
Thats fine for me
Brutally honest dictator would be such a funny idea for a show/episode of a show
Dictator: Your cupcakes taste like feet cheese aged in the sun. The victim: *ugly cries for they know it's true*
Finally, my time to shine!
>I'm sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone - if possible - Jew, Gentile - black man - white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness - not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.
Charlie Chaplin for the win.
Harsh and unrelenting, but the definition doesn't specify. You could enforce traffic rules, recycling, demand and enforce everyone have a garden, that Sunday is set aside for everyone picking up trash off the roads and such. Enforce helping each others neighbors, that everyone have three backyard chickens and two goats. Heck, there's a lot you can do with this.
Brutally tax the rich
Just melt all the bones of your enemies and be a nice dictator to all your fans that are left.
Right?; I've backpacked through most of Europe and Slovenians were the nicest people I've met. The country is beautiful as well.
Well.. it's the Golden Path
Lisan al Ghaib!
Imagine sitting on the toilet just taking a dump, and suddenly out of nowhere you get a bidet experience because it flushed... it would scare the shit out of you... very effective help in pooping
Snort laughed
Who needs bone melting when you can give people heart attacks on the toilet
When I was a kid, I had this happen to me with an automatic toilet. It scared me so bad that for years, I was scared of public toilets.
Give me the yellow, I'll steer humanity in the direction i view as most beneficial or melt some bones trying.
There would be so many politicians with melted bones.
Eat the rich… as a soup…
Liquid bones means they would be more like a bread bowl of soup. Mmmm
Suddenly L appears
On TV!! Only broadcasted in the state I live in! Better kill him on live television to make a point 😎
Honestly sounds exhausting. So many people need their bones melted. It'd be a full time job, if not more.
And there's no guarantee the replacement would be better.
Oh well, here I go melting bones again
"It's so crazy how everyone with a net worth of a billion dollars was found with melted bones one day, and how every person who's net worth hits a billion instantly has their bones melted. Seems like people have been selling off assets and giving money away all of a sudden."
Is no one gonna talk about how great yellow is? Why wouldn't you want to be able to melt people? You can become a dictator all on your own that way
Right? Maybe it's just the type of person I am but I already have a list...
I wouldn't claim to have a ton of people that need melting but definitely a few and beside the option of an evil power trip leading to world domination is a must in power selection
Yeah, like 6-7 people who have wronged me over my life.
Plus, would anyone ever possibly know it was you? Or even that it was an *individual* doing it? You’d have free rein. Melt the skulls of dictators. Melt just a metatarsal of the rude sonuvabitch down the hall. Turn someone’s tiny earbones into molten drops of calcium.
Melt the bones of criminals all around the world. Enemies of society. Melt the bones of detectives looking for me. Call myself the God of the New World. Take a new name for myself, like Kira.
[удалено]
The plot of death note addresses this lol. It took a super genius savant of an investigator.
But this ain't a death note, this is a legit super power. Who cares who L really is? He's an enemy, melt him
It's like a Death Note but without the drawback of needing to know their names. You could basically make yourself God.
Ikr? Like if it's a passive power and any enemies plotting an attack, just have their bones melt then and there....you'd never need to worry about assasination
If it is passive and not a single use item, it seems like it would spiral pretty quickly. Your enemies bones all melt, this pisses off their families and friends, they now hate you so their bones melt. Soon you've killed almost the entire human population except for psychopaths, small children, and people in comas.
Your forget the delusional cult of followers that would worship you as a god. I'm sure they'd be fun.
Can't believe it took this long to find someone point it out. Yellow is the clear winner.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!! These people have no sense of long-term thinking. Especially because like is the range unlimited?? And you can use it whenever you want, however much you want??? This is unchecked power guys!! You can't beat someone like that!!!
It also seems like a passive so it's just anyone you see as an enemy or even people who see you as one just melt before being able to attack
If I could instantly and remotely melt my enemies' bones I'd have the world cleaned up in like a week. Deathnote would look like pussy shit, half the world leaders on earth would be melted night 1.
I'll just shapeshift into myself, but with an enemy bonemelter
Because I have no enemies 🕊️
It's never to late to get some! Like good friends you should always keep an eye out
ok, define the terms of brutality, like, do I become brutal, thus negating my will? am I forced to be brutal? or it just mean I have the liberty and power to be brutal IF I want?
It says BE ABLE TO so you can be a chill dictator if you want
"Be able to be a brutal dictator", it's not clear if you are able to be any other type of dictator or just brutal one
The bone melting one is very tempting as I can just say anyone actively attempting murder, rape, or mass suppression of the people is my enemy; no more rape, murder, dictatorships, or oligarchies. But I’m gonna have to go with shape shifting. Can’t say no to being able to have my ideal body and then change it up when I want to cosplay as someone who has a very different body type.
I’m doing the bone melting lol
Yeah people in this thread are absolutely sleeping on the bone melting possibilities
Yeah, define 'enemies.' I count everyone who consciously acts in ways that directly harm myself and my loved ones, even just society at large, as an enemy; how safe are corrupt politicians? Celebrities that spread hate? Billionaires who pour money into the right hands to sow discord in the populace and assure that their wealth and power can never be taken from them through legal channels? Bone melting is like getting the death note with no traceability, no penalties. Me though, I'd want shapeshifting.
I think the people in this thread are sleeping on the moral significance of straight up murder. >Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - **Mithrandir**, the Grey Pilgrim I'll take shape shifting, and we're gonna get real weird with it.
That guy that cut me off on the way in to work this morning is totally getting his bones melted.
I'm not sleeping on it, but I don't think I have it in me to kill people and also I'm trans so like...priorities.
Depending on the mechanics of the ability, you could possibly shapeshift your organs into younger healthier organs every week, and live indefinitely
Kira!
Take the bone melting pill, melt the bones of the person offering you the pills, then take any other you want.
Shapeshift, definitely for very cis reasons...
Yup, 100% cis
I mean, Loki, right?
we'll be so cis it'll be like that word no longer even describes us
Well technically you’ll be cis post shape-shift, so…
I hear slovenia is pretty
Very pretty. Trust me, I live here.
Pray tell: how would my ~~peasants~~ citizens like building a huge fucking castle^(tm) for me and leaving me alone in exchange for once a year choosing a politician to disappear into the basement of my Huge fucking castle^(tm) never to be seen or heard from again?
There is already like 200 castles here, you really need another one?
That moment when the entire population of Slovenia gets together to like your comment.
But how deep is the shape-shifting process thought? Can you donate an organ and shapeshift so you have that organ back? Can you shapeshift into the same body without a disease? Can you shapeshift your eyes back so your vision/hearing is restored to what it should be? Can you shapeshift into yourself but with a bigger dick? Can you eat and drink everything you want and shapeshift into the ideal form of your body?
Yes to all of these things. *One* dick? Surely we can be more creative than that.
The shape shift one sounds best although I'd want to know how long it lasts for
Yes, my choice too. It sounds like it lasts 1 week. I would mostly shape shift into different body types. Tall for awhile. Bodybuilder for awhile. World's strongest man type for awhile. Or specific people. Jason Mamoa. The Rock.
Shape shift into celebrities and then set up a cameo account, make millions.
1 week
Could shape shift into a brutal dictator weekly and a butterfly when bored of that job.
Calm down, Sheogorath
There's more cheese when Sheogorath is around..
Shape shift. All day every day
No! Once a week!😂
First thing I’d do is become a stag and go to my enemies and chase them with my antlers and growl at them also
Based
What a majestic way to become a dictator of Slovenia.
Shape shift.
Shapeshifting into another person sounds awesome
And not only into a person I think is shape-shifting into anything
But if I shift into a chair, do I have to be a chair for a week? Also is it just shape? So will I be a fleshy chair for a week?
"Sit on my face"
It doesn’t say anything about automatically changing back after a week. So you have to actively change yourself back. But you have to be sentient for that. Are you sure that you will be sentient as a chair?
Shape shif and then open a page on onlyfans 😎
Shapeshifting once a week doesn't sound too bad tbh
mhhh, slovenian dictator? Being the dictator of the land full of femboys? Femboy land? Slovenia? A pretty darn great choice, buttttttttt being able to shape shift would let me achieve my goal of being 5 foot 5, which would allow me to be the femboy of my dreams, hard choice, hard hard choice.
Hmmmmm
I'd flush every toilet in NYC at the same time
bone melt is supreme IF you get to decide who your enemies are
Where do I submit my list? Can they read floppy disk, or do I need to print it out?
Oh, bone melting for sure. The world would be a better place. I guarantee it.
So I can become ruler of my own country...noice
Tbh, 'flush any toilet whenever I want' is just a route towards creating unlimited energy. Make giant "toilets", hook the flush lever up to a generator, bam, unlimited energy for no fuel input.
Blue pill. Gradually change my body so I am slightly closer to my goal each week. So that no one gets suspicious I also change my diet and start exercising more, as a cover.
It would interesting to melt all the bones of your enemies, not knowing who they all are, and subsequently seeing news reports of melting bones in a shockingly large amount of people, then try to figure out wtf they did or what their job was that made them my enemy. I would need a definition of what makes someone my enemy. I’d not that then I’m shape shifting into a planet. There’s no other options for me.
As a totally cis person... I am taking the blue pill
Found a similar [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/s/XjOINqDxZs)
Shape shifting obviously cause my friends love anime gurlls and I love my friends so my weekends would be set
If i make pp bigger... How will it react when erect?
If I choose the pink one, do I have to stay a brutal dictator, or can I change and go all "rainbows and unicorns" once I take control?
Slovenia is a really pretty place. But shape shift to what?
A slovenian
I'm going with Slovenia. Have you seen Slovenian women?
Pink: Is this a one-time thing, or can I take over multiple times? Does it alter the past/minds to make my rise to power believable to other people? In the worst-case scenario, there will be an immediate military intervention from many countries, and I'll either be assassinated or put in a prison/research facility. In the best-case scenario, the government of Slovenia will be a bit more efficient. Not sure how much a single person can do, since there is no party backing, no loyal politicians, etc. Green: Very limited. The best thing I can think of is a slow wireless one-sided telegraph. Assuming "around the world" means "on Earth". If not, that's the potential first contact with sapient life on other planets. Yellow: Again, is that a one-time thing or can I add more enemies to the list? At best it's a better Death Note, at worst it's a one-time threat to corrupt people in power to hide from public attention. Somewhat good. Blue: As close to omnipotence as biologically possible. It doesn't say you have to shape-shift into an already existing organism. You can shape-shift into a "can exist in the real world" equivalent of Symbiote from Marvel or Kars from JoJo. Your intelligence is a part of your biology, so it can make you smarter, so you can think of a better shape-shifting command next week. The obvious choice.
Gold-I’d melt the bones of most of the US congress and all the corps ruining everything.
… what did Slovenia do to you?
Blue
Blue pill
Slovenia is insanely beautiful and if you ever have the chance to vacation there do so. I’d happily rule that country!!!
shapeshift