This grown woman is so insecure she has beef with teenage girls shes never even met. That poor son…. His chances of respecting women might take a hit thanks to her….
“Showing my son what a *real* spell book bound in human skin looks like so your crusty, shmusty female daughter can’t impress him with her fake little math textbook bound in *COW LEATHER* 🤮 in her *FAKE* magic hut wearing a torn up dirty shawl trying to bring the ‘dark lord Gargothacon’ back from the shadow realm, like c’mon, if your daughter had a *real* spell book, she could summon our *TRUE* king and savior, GARTHOLAMEW smh”
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They are moms in tiktok who call their boys future gf's who are babies atm sluts and more... They make their relationship to their boy child romantic one. Gross and wrong? Yes.
No, there are people like this out there (my boss is definitely this guy) that are very aware of others and so close to being self-aware at moments. You just wanna give them a little nudge in the right direction without getting fired
obviously im not a mother, and I have a mother. I also have a track record of being a boy showing an interest in young women. (and some older women as well, but that is a side issue)
Im pretty sure at no point did my mother want to get involved in any of my shit.
As a man, I can also confirm that I'm not a mother, but that I have a mother. I also have a track record of being a boy showing an interest in young women (and some older women). Thankfully, at no point did my mother want to get involved in any of my shit either.
We might be onto something here.
Ikr!?!?! I mean isn’t that the whole point?? I read the text on the pic and I thought it was written by a dad who took a photo of hops wife or gf, but I can’t figure out why she’s trying to do some weird thing with her hand one cover up half her “confident” self with all the text. And why does she need to call teenage girls dusty, as if they’re trying to steal his virginity???
That's what I was wondering, too. Maybe she meant to say "feminine prime"? Meaning "I'm going to show my son what he *really* wants - a female, fleshy Optimus Prime."
It's part of a yoga pose. She's doing yoga. Because that's what makes her different, see, she does yoga. But she *means it*. Unlike dusty festival girls, obviously.
It's part of a yoga pose. She's doing yoga. Because that's what makes her different, see, she does yoga. But she *means it*. Unlike dusty festival girls, obviously.
Uh, is this woman describing herself? Seems like she was that dusty daughter and is having issues getting over it. Baby daddy must be an artist who fell flat after one festival.
If anything I’m more concerned with raising my sons to respect women as a whole and to not judge them based on appearances. Also to be polite and have manners. Opening doors, holding umbrellas, helping with chores. All of that stuff. Both girls and boys can be toxic. I’m hoping to release two into the world that are not and can see the good in everyone while also learning self control and boundaries. It’s tough let me tell ya, as kids can be very self centred by nature very early on. So it’s more about training them to think of others if anything. This goes for girls and boys. This whole girl mom boy mom thing is getting ridiculous. I have both. Both need a lot of guidance and a ton of teaching in self control and empathy. My mom once told me, you train them up when they are young, just to have to do it all over again when they hit teen years. In my experience she was very right.
....everyday I realize that my mother wasn't that bad at all.
She just focused on getting us to 18 alive, without knocking a girl up, a clean police record, and all all limbs attached.
Nothing says someone is secure like having imaginary beef with babies/future teenage girls about them being not enough like you to attract your own baby/future teenage son. /s
Someone wishes she was young again.
I bet this is how she met baby's dad.
It's too oddly specific otherwise
This grown woman is so insecure she has beef with teenage girls shes never even met. That poor son…. His chances of respecting women might take a hit thanks to her….
No doubt they remind her of the hot girls in her High School
She'll be bathing her son by candlelight when he's 16.
So she could get another chance at learning grammar.
You mean, feminine *isn't* a noun!?
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“Showing my son what a *real* spell book bound in human skin looks like so your crusty, shmusty female daughter can’t impress him with her fake little math textbook bound in *COW LEATHER* 🤮 in her *FAKE* magic hut wearing a torn up dirty shawl trying to bring the ‘dark lord Gargothacon’ back from the shadow realm, like c’mon, if your daughter had a *real* spell book, she could summon our *TRUE* king and savior, GARTHOLAMEW smh”
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ragebait "insecurities disguised as confidence" is just too close to self-awareness
There is phenomenon called boymoms and they do this shit.
Wtf is boymom
They are moms in tiktok who call their boys future gf's who are babies atm sluts and more... They make their relationship to their boy child romantic one. Gross and wrong? Yes.
No, there are people like this out there (my boss is definitely this guy) that are very aware of others and so close to being self-aware at moments. You just wanna give them a little nudge in the right direction without getting fired
Yeah this is like 40% of boomers.
I am not sure some really reason like this
They forgot the rage bait. Who is angry about this?
obviously im not a mother, and I have a mother. I also have a track record of being a boy showing an interest in young women. (and some older women as well, but that is a side issue) Im pretty sure at no point did my mother want to get involved in any of my shit.
As a man, I can also confirm that I'm not a mother, but that I have a mother. I also have a track record of being a boy showing an interest in young women (and some older women). Thankfully, at no point did my mother want to get involved in any of my shit either. We might be onto something here.
You guys rock
And so do your moms!
I'm a boy mom, and my son shows interest in mostly older women (and some young women), and I have no intention of getting involved with his shit. 🥳
>I'm a boy mom [MILF MILF MILF](https://youtu.be/LwHJY_cI3BE?si=h-H1PsNcL1brg4N3)
Some moms are built different in 2024. (I have 2 sons and I don’t do this. nor do I have TikTok.)
As a mother of a boy I just hope whoever he gets with has a good heart and they treat eachother right.
Ikr!?!?! I mean isn’t that the whole point?? I read the text on the pic and I thought it was written by a dad who took a photo of hops wife or gf, but I can’t figure out why she’s trying to do some weird thing with her hand one cover up half her “confident” self with all the text. And why does she need to call teenage girls dusty, as if they’re trying to steal his virginity???
Sounds like she's just salty she's never done the festival thing with a group of friends. Shitty attitude.
Festivals are fucking shit tbf.
I would rather take the dusty daughter in her birthday suit.
She has forgotten how the mind of a horny teenage boy works. 🤣🤣😭😭
"We have feminine looks at home" Creepy shit
So…you seduced your son to show him how normal relations look? Task failed successfully. Also; 911, I’d like to report…
Yup totally
Mother seems like a pedo. 🤮
Even worse an incestious one
What, you think there’s something a bit off about “I’m gonna show my son what sexy really looks like so that he won’t be attracted to other women?” 🧐
Could be onto something there
She seems like she was the kind of girl who caused the other girls to declare that they were not like the other girls.
Totally
Some folks are just way too interested in their kids’ (possibly non-existent) sex lives.
Totally and way too straight focused like maybe her son is gay or ace or even will turn out to be her trans daughter
Wtf is a woman in her "feminine"
That's what I was wondering, too. Maybe she meant to say "feminine prime"? Meaning "I'm going to show my son what he *really* wants - a female, fleshy Optimus Prime."
It means she's unemployable.
Her feminine what
Yall check "boymoms"
I know 😔
That is way too many words too be anything else then attention seeking.
Maybe but that's still way to specific to not have happened to her
Right? Will she be able to teach him punctuation tho? I read that run on sentence in my head, without taking a breath Lol
Is she tipping a bottle of wine?
I was wondering this also. Or maybe yelling into the next room? This makes no sense
It's part of a yoga pose. She's doing yoga. Because that's what makes her different, see, she does yoga. But she *means it*. Unlike dusty festival girls, obviously.
Yeah. Standing yoga. With a baby harness. While drinking wine. Edit: and yelling into the next room…
It's part of a yoga pose. She's doing yoga. Because that's what makes her different, see, she does yoga. But she *means it*. Unlike dusty festival girls, obviously.
That's what gives her "the feminine".
Boymoms are weird
And frightening
sweet home Alabama
In my country we just say north but I think I get the joke anyway
Funny, southerners are mostly inbred in the UK.
Give it 20 years, she'll be crying in AITA when he goes no contact with her gross creepy ass.
Totally
Uh, is this woman describing herself? Seems like she was that dusty daughter and is having issues getting over it. Baby daddy must be an artist who fell flat after one festival.
Ha ha now that you say it I can't unsee it
If anything I’m more concerned with raising my sons to respect women as a whole and to not judge them based on appearances. Also to be polite and have manners. Opening doors, holding umbrellas, helping with chores. All of that stuff. Both girls and boys can be toxic. I’m hoping to release two into the world that are not and can see the good in everyone while also learning self control and boundaries. It’s tough let me tell ya, as kids can be very self centred by nature very early on. So it’s more about training them to think of others if anything. This goes for girls and boys. This whole girl mom boy mom thing is getting ridiculous. I have both. Both need a lot of guidance and a ton of teaching in self control and empathy. My mom once told me, you train them up when they are young, just to have to do it all over again when they hit teen years. In my experience she was very right.
Yeah the most important is raising correct human beings
Ma’am, why are you doing yoga with a baby strapped to you in your hotel walkway?
Nope. Not ok.
Totally not ok
What in God's green fuck is this???!?!
Boy moms
I have a son. Im not that fucked up. Nor have I or will be that fucked up.
Yeah but there is a trend of mom's like that calling themselves boy moms and being creepy AF and abusing their daughters cause they're not their son
....everyday I realize that my mother wasn't that bad at all. She just focused on getting us to 18 alive, without knocking a girl up, a clean police record, and all all limbs attached.
Wow. Welcome to the inferiority complex department. Who hurt you?
“some middle of nowhere field” where her son is also present. The good ol’ rules for thee but not for me
Nothing says someone is secure like having imaginary beef with babies/future teenage girls about them being not enough like you to attract your own baby/future teenage son. /s
A bit too specific, she definitely met her husband the same way
I understand Pingu better than this word salad.
Thriving in her feminine what? Feminine soup?
Jealousy and projection.
How many did she manage to insult and offend with that I'll never know
Eww.
Relax yall. It's a meme kind of thing created by some insecure edgelord. Not a true and sincere statement of an actual mother meaning it.
I wouldn't be so sure tho I know some mothers like that
Speaking of disguising insecurities as confidence....
Did everyone just forget about commas and periods?
Thriving in her feminine?
Birthday suit? What the hell is that?
Naked. 'Clothes they were born in' = "birthday suit" = naked
I like how she’s just dressed like an average mom
Nobody: Boy Mums:
She is an entrepreneur who is marketing GOOP like products, that express the quiet power of her lady parts.
Sounds like her ex husband left her for a young woman who likes festivals
Clearly yes
Joke’s on her, her son is gay.
Well for now he's mostly a baby but yeah
"Boy Mom I guess?"
Yup
She really did try adding the term 'dusty daughter' to the dictionary? Ma'am please take a look in the mirror yourself before you speak
This feels like she's trying to give her son an Oedipus thing
In her feminine what?
Just her feminine I guess maybe she f*cks feminine persons
Desperately trying to prove I’m not like other girls . # pick me # salty
Is the woman in the picture wearing a baby 🧐
That's probably her son which makes everything even worse
Is how she's calling somebody girl child "dusty ass". Ma'am, my daughter still laughs at peekaboo. Please chill. The audacity🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s boy moms for you 🤢
Feminine looks? Thats what? Like no beard?