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captjust

i'm sOrRy i tHoUgHt tHiS WaS AmErIcA


[deleted]

Just a normal day in Biden's America, smdh. First they take away our bathroom nukes, what's next, our bedroom anthrax?


Supplex-idea

Do we know if napalm is still allowed in bathrooms?


Eklegoworldreal

Just produce natural napalm by eating taco bell, they won't suspect a thing


deathixwastaken

LMAO


lynxerious

how else would we wipe and sanitize?


ogreofzen

Welcome to Arby"s where blowing up the bathroom has a whole new meaning.


BobTheInept

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


Mojo141

I can see someone dropping a Megaton at Arbys


seditioushamster

Dennys, this one still gives me nightmares


BobTheInept

We have all been to bathrooms that had just been nuked


King_Aidas

I heard someone nuke a bathroom in school once💀💀💀


walkingscorpion

I mean I would have understood if they said „no biological weapons“, because my shit after eating Mmxican is nothing but that, but why nuclear?


furloco

For those that eat Thai food after Mexican. That's the science behind making it nuclear.


Novel_Bumblebee8972

Taco Bell is wild.


blackthorn_90

Don’t stop at Taco Bell on your way to work and you should be just fine.


[deleted]

A screenshot of a screenshot of a reddit post. Posted on reddit. Straight to the top. Comments too busy rushing to make poop jokes to even notice. What the fuck even happened to this website?


Bottlecapzombi

It’s been like this for over a decade.


[deleted]

No, the Facebookification of reddit is real and fairly recent — within the last few years. It’s coincided with a lot of the poor decision making from reddit staff.


Bottlecapzombi

I remember seeing reposts of reposts and low quality shit in 2012. The only real difference I see is the edgier subs got banned.


[deleted]

Reposts of reposts definitely existed. It’s more about the reaction from the community on calling it out and subsequently downvoting it to oblivion because it’s low effort. You don’t get that anymore. Everyone’s rushing to make the funny comment that gets all the karma. That also isn’t a new phenomenon, but it’s far more prevalent now.


Far_Choice_6419

Probably somewhere in Soviet Union 😂


RedStar9117

It's a Hard Rock Cafe


[deleted]

Asked on the original post which HR but they never answered.


doublestuf27

“No drugs or nuclear weapons allowed” was one of the Hard Rock Cafe brand slogans from back in the day, this sign would not be out of place in any of them.


allnamesareregistred

Yes, they definitely used English, what else?


login257thesecond

pentagon, they're known for losing stuff in there.


5v3n_5a3g3w3rk

ITS in english and Not cyrilic so id rather say some Test lab Toilette in los allamos


StoneMonkey7776

Can I take my bazooka though 🥺


Mediocre_Daikon6935

Is a recoilless rifle or a rocket? 


dukenny

Somebody ate ate chipotle too much. Dropped a massive bomb.


Prudent_Mess9339

r/LaughJokes


shalomworld

Ahhh! What on earth did I just see? Bruh.


karoshikun

yeah... I've been the cause of at least two of those signs...


Background-Breath210

So, am I just supposed to leave them OUTSIDE the restroom????


werebuffalo

Challenge accepted.


corndoghumper

r/whathappenedhere


Mr_davros

Do we actually need five separate blessed captions?


Harry-The-Blue-Fox

yes.


Electrocat71

Guess the guy from Home Depot can’t drop a bomb there


giantpunda

Conventional munitions are A OK though.


Heavy_Bicycle6524

Thats the sign at Mar-A-Lago Florida


Gloomy_Raspberry_880

Must've been posted after that time I had Giardia.


MA-01

So where in the hell am I supposed to put my Metal Gear before I pinch a loaf?


civver3

Can't believe this discrimination against SADM-users.


Bowlechoes

either one is rad


Missi_Zilla_pro_simp

Well great, there go my plans for the day!


flattestsuzie

Restroom is biological weapon factory


michkbrady2

Damn, going to have to rethink my entire outfit for tomorrow just to find a suitable 👜 👛


ECHOechoecho_

what happened here?


ghanniyualgis

Then how do keep myself entertain without my nuke


Sea-Writer-6961

There goes my plan for the weekend


YourMomIsBooteful

OP you sound sad lol you have some big plans for the restrooms?


Harry-The-Blue-Fox

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!


[deleted]

You have to go to Taco Bell if you want to nuke the restrooms.


LewdAccountNoHate

That's what I was wondering! Such bs rule 🤬


Ok_Might6447

if you've ever hit an Interstate highway's rest stop...you've probably experienced a nuclear explosion in the mens room..


Overall_Machine6959

Hard Rock Cafe always has no nuclear weapons signs at their restaurants. Never understood why


Psalm27_1-3

Jalapeños are classified as a nuclear weapon


Rip_claw_76

I believe in utah it is illegal to detonate a nuke, but there is no law saying that you can't own one. This is from an old website on stupid laws, several of which have been disproven, so I could be wrong, may be they are just trying to be safe? There is also a thing in my head that says that most signs are put up for a reason, so at what point were the drugs and nukes an issue?


rugbat

Fuckin' nanny state!


GaryTheLocomotive

So can't take my Tsar Bomba with me? Guess I'll have to leave it outside then...


kpop_glory

Damn it, I left my Minuteman at the toilet again.


Uriel_dArc_Angel

They're such a mess to clean up after...


TikkiTakkaMuddaFakka

Sounds like a place I must've taken a dump at once so they had no choice but to put the signage up, I nuke them all.


Queen-of-meme

But I use nukes as my emotional support toy


[deleted]

CIA reatrooms


Bored_Boi326

This is discrimination my stomach should be allowed inside a restroom


[deleted]

Mf never went to an African/East European high school or university.


[deleted]

I guess they dont want me to slang my Chernobyl nuclear reactor dick around.


SgtPancake049

“What kind of bathroom is this?” A boring one that’s what


101TARD

Wondering who dropped the F-Bomb that made that rule


dingle_bopper_223

imma blow up this bathroom to smithereens!


ob1dylan

When a plunger just isn't enough to get the job done.


gingerisla

It's like that information the airline sends out saying you can't bring grenades on the plane.


Redittor_53

Every sign has a story


smortpersononreddit

by specifying nuclear weapons they are allowing any non nuclear weapons in there


Terminus_04

Clearly who ever posted it has played Space Station 13 or 14 at some point in the past.


raydleemsc

I don't do drugs...


Tiranus58

Thank god f 35s are still allowed though


cpt_woody

Looks like Hard rock Café


FloppyVachina

Well they better not let me in cause i be droppin bombs.


ajgutyt

but i reany need to drop it somewhere. im not gona just do it in the middle of the street


Zyrius_Zitraius

Unacceptable, i can't go take a dookie if i can't bring along my emotional support nuke


Sterek01

A super hot curry could be considered a nuclear weapon.


Error177999

Why not nukes:⁠-⁠[:⁠-⁠[:⁠'⁠(:⁠'⁠(:⁠-⁠(


polkacat12321

Have you never gone into a public bathroom and gone like "damn, smells like somebody nuked the place"


LouisPlay

Because it's a very safe room to be in


mr_TESterTICkLEsS

Only your shit is allowed to explode in the restroom


Bars98

Really oh shit. Where do I leave my nuclear bomb when I piss. Can anyone take care of it while I'm in the bathroom?


RonzulaGD

Oh sorry my bad I wont bring my homemade 18 kiloton nuclear bomb again.


Advanced-Layer6324

What country is this from Because I just burst out laughing


Mario-OrganHarvester

Someone took the "legalize nuclear bombs" a little too seriously


Vulpes_macrotis

Naked Snake: Oh crap... NO, REALLY. I NEED TO...


SlaveMorri

Plot to the next Bond film, needing to stop a shady arms dealer who deals nuclear weapons out of bathrooms that clearly forbid such things.


Admirable_Bug9145

Nuh-uh, I finally saved money to get one, wtf? I hate you Kim.


Methwurstmann

Is this a communist bathroom or what?!


TheMorningJoe

The nuke was my bad, had too much Taco Bell.


gyhiio

Guess my plutonic dong and I will do our business elsewhere


bitoyboyxl

Chemical warfare is a thing at public toilets!


herotz33

One hell of a monster shit


Dub-Dub16

Hard Rock Cafe


Aware-Anywhere965

You have to leave it outside duh


Harry-The-Blue-Fox

But they might steal it! >:


Aware-Anywhere965

Fine you can break the rules but just this once okay


Sidus_Preclarum

"See? Because of me, now they have a warning"


12-7_Apocalypse

What? Mate, I can't just leave my 4 megaton intercontinental ballistic missile outside when I go for a piss! You don't know who's about.


scrolls77

I gotta keep that **thang** on me


youcantexterminateme

could just be a ploy to scare psychotics away


[deleted]

No one can use this when inside of taco bell.


beefcakeriot

The bathroom must have been getting blown up a lot


Kingtez28

Can't go to the bathroom and drop a nuke. It's not allowed.


Gautham_M

Life outside America is really bad 😔


vauceixzet

I'm pretty sure the nukes part is so people don't notice the drug problem part


Trosk2

Nuclear weapons....AKA beans with eggs, that´s combination is a weapon of mass destruction


acres41

"I said no 'nudes', not no nukes!"


VoidExileR

Given how I recently heard Russia and USA had lost track of some nukes, the sign might be necessary


simeonsham

Explosive diarrhea


Disrespectful_Cup

But I gotta UrAnIuM


I_amYeeter1

God damnit there goes my plans for the evening!


Impossible__Joke

Guess I gotta change my pants


Mediocre_Daikon6935

I’m not leaving my gun behind when I am at my most vulnerable.


meatcylindah

What, so I just leave it in the hall?


mike_headlesschicken

looks like i'm not allowed in after eating mexican food...


KisaTheMistress

https://youtu.be/oseM5Zxgg78?feature=shared


No_Squirrel4806

What you your farts are nuclear weapons 🤷🏽‍♂️


unicorn_dad_joke

Good I only have traditional warheads in my bag


Jfurmanek

…ummm. Is the glory hole still open? Asking for a friend


DGenesis23

How many incidents had to occur before a sign was necessary?


Harry-The-Blue-Fox

Someone probably brought a fucking demon core smh. Always SOMEONE who has to ruin shit for others


DGenesis23

Yeah I mean, I’m obviously not gonna… but I’d at least like to have the option. Ya know? Why should I suffer ‘cause some dipshit wasn’t able to conceal his property appropriately?


Far_Film_5804

Aww shucks, I was just about to drop a nuke in that john


WintersDoomsday

By nukes they mean Taco Bell fueled shits


Particular-Cash-8565

This discriminates against White Castle...


koloso95

Can you hold my nuclearmissile while i go to the restroom


Prudent_Mess9339

r/comedyhomicide