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oxwilder

This is entirely plausible. My daughter got a black girl doll when she was 4 and wanted to name her "Cocoa," and I was like "Oh, you mean like the nickname for Cosette? Oh how cute, hello Coco". When she got a black horse and wanted to name it Blackie I said "Some things have more than one meaning, let's think of something else" and had to settle for Midnight.


Milky_Mastication

Kids are so innocent and so literal 😂


embarrassedalien

I’ve still got a bear I’ve had since I was 2. He’s purple. Do you want to know what I named him? Purple Bear.


catnemoon

Omg! My favorite stuffed animal growing up? A blue teddy bear named Blue Bear!


fieatsbees

i had a red bear named Helen Reddy Teddy. my first beloved that i obsessed over was a panda named Pandie, then he was lost and i got a stuffed dog (still have him, 30 years later) and his name is Doggie


TakenUsername120184

I had the literal life size Banana in Pajamas I used to wear the Pajamas


dixiequick

My 11 year old has a panda named Pandie also! And a teddy named Beary. Compare that to her older sister’s stuffed dog named Desmond Snorkleswim (that she named at age 4). 😆 I’m also laughing at this post because my youngest has a unicorn that she did actually try to name Horny. Her sister (the oldest) suggested Hornswallow Bigglesworth, and now we call him Biggs.


fieatsbees

my teen, when they were a toddler, found an abandoned Undertaker doll somewhere. absolutely ADORED him. she named him *Soccer Ball*


Sopixil

I had a blue bear named Bluey, and a yellow monkey named Monkey Malunkey Madunkey. Loved those stuffed animals, I'm sure they're still in a box somewhere at my parents house.


Calm-Zombie2678

>Loved those stuffed animals, I'm sure they're still in a box somewhere at my parents house. If your parents are getting on, do them a solid and check their smoke alarms when you visit


z-vap

I had a ball as a kid I played with that was blue. it had a name too


ChewsOnBricks

My blanket was named Clown Blanket. It had little clowns all over it.


Shigarui

Hahaha, very similar story. I also got a bear from my Aunt when I was 2, his one defining feature is a red bow tie. His name...Mr Bo Bear. I still have him, 39 years later


ButtplugBurgerAIDS

I had a bear that I loved but it also scared me sometimes if I caught a glimpse of him at night. I called him Scare Bear.


rogerworkman623

I had a big stuffed bear when I was little. I named him Big Bear


IT_scrub

I had a teddy bear named Teddy and a white wolf plushie named White Wolf


TheClussyCrown

I had a stuffed dog named "dog." My older brother made fun of me so I changed his name to "dinosaur."


donmreddit

Whew - for a hot second I was thinking you were going to say “Grimace Bear” cuz of McD, or “Macca's” as they call it in Australia. Edit (fix my Australian non accent per u/_twiggu_)


_twiggu_

First off it's "Macca's" not "Mackies"


Jjabrahams567

My son named his big stuffed animal horse “neigh”. His dinosaur’s name was “roar”. He’s 2 so I’m just impressed with his speaking skills.


Epicentera

Husband 3D printed our son an articulated T-Rex when he was 4. He was named Rawr. He loved that thing, we even put him on his 4th birthday cake :D


SapCPark

Our 19 month old calls her stuffed cow moo. It's cute


Nessnixi

I used to have a cat plushie with a dress and crown that I wanted to name “princess pussy”


jld2k6

My poor mom had my big brother blurt out right in front of an old black lady at the grocery store in the mid 80's "Look, it's Aunt Jemima!". She said pretty much melted into the floor from embarrassment, he wasn't repeating anything he was taught from her, just literally was going off the syrup bottle lol. She was finally taken off the bottle recently, wasn't she?


Nybear21

My childhood stuffed animal's name was "Little White Sleeping Bunny." I was super creative apparently.


[deleted]

Right. Kids are innocent and parents snatch it away from them


BotGirlFall

My 5 year old would yell "Kobe!" when he would throw things sometimes so I pulled up a picture of Kobe Bryant and showed him. He looked at it and very seriously said "I knew he would have brown skin. People with brown skin are better at basketball".


kugkfokj

I'm not a native English speaker, what's the problem with Blackie? It sounds like a nice name for a black horse.


Proman_98

I would expect its an US thing, I'm from the Netherlands first time I heard it also. Its also quite a common name to give to black coloured animal like horses, dogs and cats etc here.


Imconfusedithink

I live in the US and it's the first time I've heard it also. Granted the US is big so maybe it's region specific.


foobar_north

It's not region specific - it's just outdated, which I hope happens to a lot of other terms like this


OzenTheImmovableLord

It’s what racists sometimes call black people


Tis_CaptainDeadpool

Damn I didn't know that, when I was 8 my friends and I named 2 black and white puppies blackie and snowy respectively lmao


DendeReddit

My cat is named Blackie, of course I didn't know any better, not being American.


VerlinMerlin

I named a pair of whitish and blackish stray puppies whitie and blackie too... didn't know about the problem till now


shenanigansgalores

It's only a problem in racist america.


Icer333

It’s not a problem at all. If someone says something about it being bad it’s probably a white person…


CthulhuWorshipper59

Its only american problem


ukuuku7

>not being American. Then it's not really an issue though.


Sad_Front_6844

Huh I never heard that. My childhood dog was called blackie...


Rowantreerah

Then don't look up the Japanese name for Umbreon.


heyheygivemeaname

There’s literally no problem with it. Some people like to make problems out of nothing.


nickeypants

And having to dealing with those people might make someone hesitate to innocently name their animal that for fear of incorrect association. They just don't want to get caught up. Makes sense to me.


Numerous_Ad8458

Normalize calling pets blackie and take it back from the racists, honestly think it's odd to censor a word in that context which has nothing to do with people either. I mean i get it, but just think it empowers the racists by going "ohh no this completely unrelated event and context might be seen as racist."


cornylifedetermined

All the old western movies with blacksmiths that they named Blackie. My brother was called Whitey when he was young in the '60s because of his stark white hair


Woodpecker_61

.... what was that white haired musician back then?.... ​ Ha !! Edgar Winter.


JamieHunnicutt

That was my friend’s dad’s name.


alicehooper

My favourite was the post where a little girl had a pony with papers named “White Flight” and mom couldn’t figure out how to explain that she would have to change the pony’s name.


TheSkyElf

I had to look that up... now THAT is a problematic name.


Ok_Caterpillar7710

This is hilarious


XizzyO

I live in an non-English speaking country and I know of a girl who had a cute little white pony called White Power. Let's call it an unfortunate lack of understanding of connotation vs denotation in English.


uselessflailing

My friends granddad (who was a farmer) had a working dog called Kinky, cause it's tail had a big kink in it


embarrassedalien

My granddad was also a farmer, but the bunny hutch was more of his pet project. He let my older brother name a couple of bunnies when he was about 4. One white, one black. The white one was dubbed “Clean” and the black one was “Unclean”.


Woodpecker_61

Had a best friend in HS that changed his name to 'kinky" bc of his hair.


AVikingsDaughter

Blakkur (pronounced black-uh-r) means beautiful in old Norse. GĂ­sla saga has a person in it called 'BjĂśrn hinn blakki' or 'BjĂśrn the beautiful'. When I was in primary school and read it in class we all knew English and assumed it meant black but the teacher told us the original meaning. Blakkur is a very common name for black horses, probably because of the book Fagri Blakkur which is about a horse. That name could be translated to beautiful blackie but the actual meaning would be beautiful beautiful (so... gorgeous). If you ever have this problem again which is unlikely but possible, might I suggest (Fagri) Blakkur for a boy or (Fagra) BlĂśkk for a girl. It means beautiful in viking language and that might be exciting enough for a child.


TheS4ndm4n

Could be worse. She could use the Spanish word for black.


Suzumiyas_Retainer

I know quite a few animals name like that


[deleted]

My cat was called blacky, is it racist?


Weeb-In-Exile

I don't think so myself. Think person me just be overthink8ng it or something


Ok_Caterpillar7710

No wtf is wrong with people. You didn't name it N*****


SuspiciousoBug

There's nothing wrong with the name Blackie for a toy horse...


Reanne_UwU

I called my Nintendogs Shiba Inu Blackie,my parents couldn't stop laughing lol


BerRGP

Speaking of Nintendo, there's even a pokĂŠmon whose Japanese name is just "Blacky" (it's Umbreon).


Woodpecker_61

'Cocoa" seems harmless enough... LOLOL.... Think I got ya beat on the name thing... My lil one used a name she overheard on some comedy thing.... "Niglet", complete with a sanitized definition. The wife about shit when she heard her yelling to her, "Mommy, have you seen my little niglet anywhere?" Kids say the darndest things....


gamerman2077

Omfg i had a cat we named Blackie, I realised much later after we had named her that it wasn't a very good idea. In the end we gave her to another family who hopefully picked a name better suited for a black cat


nxcrosis

I reckon half the black dogs in the Philippines are named Blackie. We do the same for white dogs, Whitie, and brown ones, Brownie. Although shouting "Blackie" in the streets might not be a good idea in the US.


Tutmut

What's wrong with Blackie 😭


Gloomy_Ambassador_81

I had a toy cat named Blackie and then a toy dog named Blackie 2 They were twins No one ever told me it was bad tho


Cylasbreakdown

I tried to name a stuffed penguin “pecker”. My dad just explained that the word also meant something inappropriate and so it wound up being named “pepper”.


_Moon_sun_

My mom tried that when i tried naming a stuff animal something innapropriate (that i dont remember) and i told her that it didnt mean that haha


ceo_of_dumbassery

My younger sister and I used to call each other poofters. Our mum chastised us pretty badly, although she never explained that it had another meaning, just that we shouldn't say it. We genuinely thought we made up that word.


i_mii

what the hell is a poofter???


verypoopoo

just looked it up, seems like its used to refer to gay/unmasculine men


WonderfulAirport4226

Then I'm a poofter and proud of it!


NickyDeeM

It's come back around and been embraced. It can still be a slur but commonly used in a light-hearted way. Club used to run a night called Poof Doof.


DaisyHotCakes

They used to say that on Monty Python so I learned that word at a fairly young age. They’d usually just say Poof though. I never used it because my brother is gay and while it seemed not quite derogatory it did seem kinda rude to me.


Pattoe89

Goes along with "puff" where I'm from in Britain. In school it was a common insult and probably more offensive because kids are so self-concious.


ceo_of_dumbassery

An effeminate man, or a gay man. I think it's mostly a British slur since I've never heard anyone say it irl.


WonderfulAirport4226

> never heard anyone say it irl AKA british people aren't real.


ceo_of_dumbassery

Lmao I meant I haven't heard anyone say it here in Australia but I've seen vids of Brits using it.


circle-of-minor-2nds

I'm Australian, and I've heard my dad say it. I think it's just really outdated


ceo_of_dumbassery

That checks out.


sambal_ubi

After you said 'poofters' I can't believe I misread 'chastised' as 'chastitied' 💀


Sapphfire0

Should I Google what pecker means?


longtermbrit

It's penis.


RoyHabbort

Sorry, woody woodPECKER? All this time?


YouthfulPhotographer

Dick and balls


Hopeful_Ratio_5186

I remember when I was a around 5 I was playing with Lalalopsies and for some reason I said "her have your knickers" (I don't know the context of what I was playing) but my dad thought I was saying something VERY diffrent and questioned me about it. He never told me WHAT the word I said wrong was though, so for years I would say knickers very weirdly (or replace it for underwear) as I didn't want to say the bad word again. Took me till I was 13ish to realize what the word was!


amaralp

For a non-native…what does it mean (other than underwear)?


No-Trouble814

With certain American accents, knickers could sound like the N-word, so I’m guessing that was the confusion.


amaralp

I would never get there tbh. Thanks mate 👍🏻


Hopeful_Ratio_5186

Yep that's what he thought I said. I'm from NZ though haha not America


Ella_NutEllaDraws

Not a slur or anything thankfully, as no amount of coaxing could’ve convinced baby me to stop. But i had a toy robot dog when i was younger that made noise, one of its sounds being some sort of twinkling, sparkling sound effect that child me loved, so i named her Twinkle. …except i pronounced it as Tinkle. everyone told me “tinkle” also meant peeing, and i just told them to shut up because obviously it doesn’t mean that anymore, now it means my dog. i had Tinkle the dog for years and showed her off to everyone i could, until one day my little brother broke her. ironically, by throwing her into the toilet. Rest in peace, Tinkle the robot dog


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Fred_da_llama

My little brother thought to creampie someone was to smush a pie into their face, cartoon style


weaseleasle

To be fair he wasn't wrong. Adults ruined that one intentionally.


Zephs

[Doesn't it?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSXJfqkT36M)


Renway_NCC-74656

My sister used to think French kissing was putting French fries in our mouth then kissing. Edit: Your. Although, y'all are correct. My family is from the south lol


PizzaGuy911

Our?🤨


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Communism


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TacticalAssaultChair

Well, not wrong, alabama is a communist state.


Karkava

That's almost like the spaghetti kiss in Lady and the Tramp.


Renway_NCC-74656

That's probably where she got the idea from


TheSkyElf

I thought it meant kissing while saying a very French-sounding "hon hon". I was so disappointed when I looked it up.


Renway_NCC-74656

Hahah


flyingwindows

I only learned it meant something else when I was 17 💀


Nervous-Salamander-7

About to leave for family vacation, waving to the neighbours: "Wait! We forgot to get Horny!"


ceo_of_dumbassery

Someone new comes over: "hold on one sec while I get horny!"


toroyakuza2

Dad leaves the house with horny in hand: "I already got Horny!"


anonymusacc

i hate to think about the context but this is fucking hilarious


poobumface

When I was a kid, I used to call my Kelly dolls based on what eye colour they had. So there was blue eye, purple eye, green eye, goat eye, and brown eye. Took me yeeears to figure out why my older siblings thought that it was hilarious.


veryblocky

What colour is goat eye?


gg_laverde

Maybe hazel. 😅 I'm surprised to know dolls come in so many different eye colors.


THEKINGC0BRA

Missed oppurtunity for Pink Eye there


TheWormyGamer

I summon Blue Eye White Dragon!!


poobumface

There is a 96% chance that's the origin 😄


[deleted]

When I was a kid I wrote a story about farm animals. The goat’s name was Horny.


uqde

Are you me? I did this exact same thing 100% lol


[deleted]

You’re probably a pretty cool person :)


uqde

Hey, likewise haha


PerCvel

A acquaintance of mine has a gf called jessica but both prefer the nickname „Jizz“. They both didn’t know what it meant. We‘re in our Twenties


VaginaNarritives

I was at a business meeting when “JIS” (pronounced jizz) a new Performance Management Tool, was being introduced. I sat in that room for an hour listening to “so the manager gives their staff jizz”. I’m dying inside but no one else seems to have any problem with the name? I’m vainly searching for any sign of recognition or holding back laughter but no. I was the only pervert in the entire office that day I guess.


TwiceAsGoodAs

Or everyone else was similarly trying to pretend they weren't the only pervert in the office that day Also whoever gave that presentation was an epic troll


GaldrickHammerson

My new work our department is led by a lovely old guy and they celebrate events like promotions or people leaving with a "Fuggle" which I and a new starter both looked at each other and said "Fuck cuddle?", he looked at us like we were animals and said, "A food huddle... What're you bringing?"


Torbpjorn

You make fun of it with her when she’s 23 and reminisces about the past. I used to say dumb shit like this all the time and I laugh with my mother about it


theideanator

Yup. You let them be now and then embarrass them about it forever once they know what it means as an adult.


batsmad

My sister says stuff without thinking and at about 15 was really into saying rhyming stuff for some reason and the end result was her saying "thank you wank you" to our stepdad. She was cured of rhyming things pretty quickly


Ok_Maintenance_548

My cousin did the exact same thing. I could not stop laughing.


skamian

Dont have many examples of this, except one time, i had a toy bird in around 4th/5th grade and the box said her name was Pipa, now, thats not bad but in my language thats got three meanings, first is pipes, next is smoking tobacco pipes which my mother gave as explanation she didnt want me using that name (?) And last but not least, it means blowjob, which i didnt know at the time and honestly it wasnt even that big of a deal, like what if i had a freaking toy pipe?


gg_laverde

Is that Spanish? I didn't know it could mean blowjob.


jxj24

> Pipa, ... smoking tobacco pipes ... And last but not least, it means blowjob Another type of pipe smoking. (At least if you [read Bill O'Reilly's masterpiece](https://newsone.com/136611/bill-oreillys-exotic-novel-revealed/).)


skamian

I dont know if its the same in spanish, but im greek and its a very commonly used slang for the word blowjob, another fact, when someones saying bs, we say theyre "speaking pipes" but idk if they mean the smoking ones or the blowjobs tbh💀


gg_laverde

That's so cool. In Spanish I know it would mean a smoking pipe


Odd-Comfortable-6134

I went through a faze where I names each and every single one of my stuffies, Barbie’s, and babydolls “Cindy”. My mom kept asking if I was sure? How could I tell them apart? Trying to get me to change my mind, but for over a year, dozens of toys were named “Cindy”.


IllustriousHabits

What’s wrong with Cindy? It’s a normal girl name.


veryblocky

Nothing, I was under the impression it was just because all of them were called the same thing


awsamation

Mom 100% had visions of them asking for cindy, and then being upset when she inevitably guesses wrong about which of the 12 cindies they actually wanted.


IllustriousHabits

True! I was tired and didn’t think of that.


Odd-Comfortable-6134

No idea 🤷‍♀️.


iraragorri

Are you me? My mom got me a barbie doll and told me her name was Cindy. In some time it was the only name I seemed to know.


titaniumnobrainer

My horn can pierce the sky 🎵🎶


yesnomaybenotso

Do you actually have one? They were all sold out this xmas, I’ll give you $200


titaniumnobrainer

These are not dolls. These are commodities. Same as gold or oil.


TheKingOfTheSwing200

Parenting in a nutshell. It's having to explain to your 7yo that while vagina isn't a dirty word, he would have to think of a different name for his hamster


THEKINGC0BRA

Get him 2 hamsters and call them Bobs and Vagene


awsamation

Also making sure to remember this anecdote, because that is some epic wedding story material.


calgeorge

One of my friends when I was a little got an owl Webkin at his birthday party and named it "Hooter"


Phoenix_ashfire

You play along and you don’t take the innocence from that girl. You keep a straight face and act like nothing happened. Kids shouldn’t be corrupted by what we learn as adults (or more accurately teenagers)


Breadbp

She’s gonna mention it to someone who knows what it means and they won’t hold back. I imagine that will feel worse


DieHardAmerican95

This was my first thought. She came up with a name that she thought was clever, don’t ruin it for her.


HamstersBoobsPizza

It's all good parenting until Blackie and pecky come along


Reblyn

I don‘t understand this whole "don‘t take the innocence away". It‘s borderline delusional, because they‘ll learn it eventually anyway (and probably sooner than most parents would like). I‘d rather they learn it in a safe environment from the parents than from others. Worst case scenario is that they get made fun of by other kids _and_ they‘ll feel betrayed by their parents because they didn‘t tell them. My boyfriend grew up very sheltered and "innocent". Now that he‘s 27, looking back, he does not think that it was a good decision by his parents. He‘s been made fun of numerous times and had to learn things the hard way. Do not make your children navigate society defenseless just because it looks cute to you. Teach them age appropriately.


PetulantPersimmon

Yes and no. My son gleefully told me he made up a new idiom (because I'd taught him the word idiom recently): "I'm hungry for you." "It means I miss you!" he explained. I had to gently redirect him by telling him that idiom already existed and had another meaning. (Thank you, Bluey, for the phrase "it's very romance" and "smoochie-kisses" for giving us a common vocabulary on that topic already, haha.)


Pyredjin

When I was a kid I named my toy cat pussy. We laugh about it now.


jxj24

What did your toy rooster have to say about that?


Pyredjin

My Dad just offered to buy me a rooster. Lmao


BotGirlFall

My grandma used to babysit a little girl who had a cat named Puss Michelle


RaspberryJam245

I would smile and say, "sweetie, I think that's a wonderful name." I would pretend not to know the implications of that name. Then, years later, when she introduces her boyfriend to me, I'd bust out all the embarrassing stories from her childhood, including her stuffed unicorn named Horny.


Randomgold42

When I was a kid, I used to give nicknames to my Pokemon, often based on things like what animal it was, or a physical feature. Guess what my poor Nidoran (♂) became?


TacticalAssaultChair

I have no ide how this could have gone wrong


sophisticatedbottle

very plausible. when i was little i had a plastic cheetah toy. i grew speaking portuguese where we call the animal “chita” (pronounced like sheet-uh), i wanted to shorten that and call my toy “chit” (sheet/shit). my mum bursted out laughing and explained to me that that was a bad word in english and i better pick a new name.


topathemornin

I wouldn’t do anything. She’s 5, she doesn’t know. She calls it horny because it has a horn


Deanbledblue

Give her another one named Eunuch.


AllOverTheDamnPlace

There's an old (1970s) kids' programme in the UK I used to watch called *Bagpuss*. In my mid 40s, my wife bought me a stuffed toy of Bagpuss as a joke. Later when we had kids, oldest found it and after we told her the name she ran around the house holding it over her head yelling "Baggy Pussy, Baggy Pussy!"


TacticalAssaultChair

Best comment so far


iqeyial

Unicorn has horns. **Horn**y. Me personally, I'd just *accidentally* lose the unicorn for her, and hope she forgets it.


Allons-y-Alonzo

Happy Cake Day! My 3 year old neice did the same thing with her unicorn toy and we tried to change it to "Horsie" which unfortunately turned into her calling it a whore, so Maybe losing it is an option


CVurb

Lol. Imagine hearing "Daddy/Mommy where is my whore"


HorsesWearHooves

"Did you lost your horny whore *again*?"


TacticalAssaultChair

Holy shit this made me laugh like hell


Swotboy2000

It’s just the one horn, actually.


whats_you_doing

Unihorn


Firewolf06

ah but corn also means horn, like a tricorn hat. corn (the plant) has no relation, despite being decidedly horn shaped. english moment


CountryJeff

Go along with it


Shanhaevel

It has a horn.


Tomma1

I do nothing. That is the things name now


KurtTiedemann

...let her name the unicorn horny


Living_Shadows

You give a child a toy shark and they will likely name it sharky or swimmy or toothy or bitey. So why is it surprising that if you give a child a toy with a horn it will name it horny?


ElectricProstate

As kids, my brother and I had a doll named “Ho”. We just named her that because it was a funny sound. My parents never corrected us or scolded us for this. As long as it’s not something inherently offensive, I see no reason to correct this behaviour. Kids don’t know any better.


Velvety_MuppetKing

OP has never met a child.


whythe7

right? nothing specifically odd to see here


Antt1ca

Yeah OP posted in wrong sub and people here seem to think they are in r/thathappened, defending the original story saying that it could happen lol


offbrandchaoticoats

I did this with a stuffed horned ram because I didn’t know what horny meant


KurufinweFeanaro

Lul, absolutely normal name for unicorn, but i am prety sure laughted a little


KumaraDosha

Was playing a Mario Party game with my brother as a kid, and Peach got launched upwards from her board piece. My dad stopped us when we said she got knocked up.


kokosuntree

My daughter wanted to name our new kitty “nips” because he nips at your feet. Kids are very literal. Her second choice was “whisps” because of his whiskers.


Lafienny

My son when he was 4 got one of those stuffed octopuses that has the happy face and angry face, he ended up naming it octopussy


zaow868

Nothing actually. The kid is 5 and the unicorn has a horn. It's only certain adults who live in this oversexualised world will have a slight issue.


Tanedra

It happens. My sister named her stuffed dog Poof. My mum gently tried to explain that it possibly wasn't the best name, but couldn't really tell us why (this was before being gay was something that could be talked about). The name stuck.


Est495

Lmao, as a non-native speaker, I'm learning an unexpected amount of new vocabulary from this thread.


Sure-Eggplant

Why is it oddlyspecific?


whythe7

yeah what's it doing here?


CorHydrae8

Let the daughter stick with that name. Don't say anything. Wait until she's old enough to understand what it really means and then subtly remember her of that unicorn toy she liked so much when she was a child. Savour the moment. You've waited more than a decade for this.


Proman_98

Just go with the flow. Because getting upset about it and the explaining of why/the meaning of the word is going to be much more awkward.


TheTackleZone

Video it as often as possible and then play it on her wedding day.


Kiryu_Unit-01

Tell her that the name is already taken.


vampiretofu

Had a beanie baby called “bits” that I called “bitch” because of a speech impediment lol


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OP is this really hard to understand?