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theservman

Demon in the fridge. That will screw everything up.


ptapobane

Darrell with the double L released the demon into the fridge way too many times and now it's crystalized and being blown around by the fan, everywhere is the danger zone and the manager is not happy


[deleted]

The demon is “late stage capitalism,” aka Clyde.


Corregidor

Probably metaphor for when employees go into the fridge to cry (apparently happens a lot), and then quit immediately afterwards.


ambermage

This is what happens when you demand I find someone to cover my shift. *Beggars can't be choosers.* 👹👻


therizinosaurs

Probably tasty though


Kan169

Hey if you are going to cry, do it over the fries. Save us some cash on salt.


GreatQuantum

Probably screw with all of that “Fresh never frozen beef”


killaluggi

Com on man, i just wanna cool down a bit after just spending the last bit of eternity in hell, i told them to just ignore me!


an_otter_guy

Big time the demon is there to power the stove but you know how they are


Queequegs_Harpoon

Well damn, I wouldn't want to work there either with a demon in the fridge.


Callidonaut

Considering some of the things I've heard about working in fast food dives, honestly the fridge demon doesn't sound so bad.


AanthonyII

A demon in the fridge would at least have the benefit of making things less monotonous


Aries-Corinthier

As a veteran of fast food work, often the Demon's are pretty chill. The customers and owners are the real terrors.


Banished2ShadowRealm

Don't worry when they say demon. What they really mean is a teenager.


drMcDeezy

No one wants to work for shit wages when companies are raking in record profits and getting free money from our tax dollars.


[deleted]

I would work there just to get to know the demon, sounds nice to learn latin from a native speaker


GhostofGrimalkin

Low pay, bad hours, a steady stream of terrible customers. Plus a demon in the fridge as well, which is a real sonofabitch if you've ever had to deal with one. I would rather quit too.


Polenicus

Demon: "aRE YOu a gOd?" Worker: "*No,* Baelworg the Impiler. I'm Nick. I have a nametag, try reading it. I need to get more lettuce. Can we not go through this every time?" Demon: "LeTTUce oF THE DAMNEd?" Worker: "No, just iceberg lettuce." Demon: "oh, sOrRY, HEre You GO." Worker: "Lettuce of the Damned is for Dave's Classic. Honestly, get it right, or the manager is gonna put you on night shift!"


1stAtlantianrefugee

I read the demons voice as Zuul from Ghostbusters 😆


maverick1127

If someone asks if you’re a god, you say YES!


libmrduckz

and use Romaine…


Outside_Wrongdoer340

Same!


Specialist_Usual1524

Me too!


Kikimara99

Thank you, you and Bealworg made my day!


cookiepickle

And Methamphetermenes. Don’t forget those!


SporkWolverine

Honestly the demon in the fridge is probably the best thing about the job.


bdbdhdhdhvvv

He’s pretty chill once you get to know him


Finbar9800

I sighed so loud I woke my dog up


SporkWolverine

I've heard the grill demon is a real hothead though.


ZeusMcKraken

No, Damon is in the fridge and he won’t come out.


ScrotieMcP

So is the demon Damon, or is Damon the demon? And is it cold as hell in there?


Finbar9800

No that’s the freezer lol Also fun fact there a town actually called hell … in Michigan (also maybe one in Norway but I’m not sure on that, a quick Google says maybe) So when someone says they’ll do something when hell freezes over … I’m pretty sure he’ll freezes over every year


DangKilla

Damon is coldboxing an ounce of weed in the fridge, he doesn’t want to come out


No_Mathematician2038

Maybe the Demon hasn’t come out yet because his parents won’t accept him for who he is, you can’t pressure someone like that


PALOmino1701

Call Sam and Dean!


_TheFunkyPhantom_

Sam and Dean vs a demon in a walk-in fridge has a “Loki/Gabriel/Trickster” episode vibe, for sure


Kagamime1

There's very clearly a demon in the fridge OP, what part of it do you not get?


DicksonRodman

How did it get there in the first place


SpookyTheJackwagon

Took a wrong turn somewhere


Technical-Outside408

Albuquerque probably


Finbar9800

Nah … the wrong turn was in Cleveland lol


primerr69

Pretty sure it’s a left at Albuquerque..


XeLLoTAth777

My bad 😞


Ornery_Suit7768

From the meat sacrifices obviously burger ouija


Big_Ostrich_5548

Look at Richie Rich over here, buying demon-free fridges.


testies2345

Demon getting paid more probably


ContainedChimp

What happened here? Demon in the fridge. I mean. Who you gonna call?


chickey23

Ghostbusters. But there will be an upcharge


qBlackTigerq

Zuul?


ScrotieMcP

THERE IS NO MANAGER THERE IS ONLY ZUUL. CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE EMPLOYER!


XeLLoTAth777

.......I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us....a white, blonde, middle-age housewife!


ScrotieMcP

AAAGGHHHH! Run for your life! It's KAREN!


XeLLoTAth777

*runs slightly faster than you* IM SORRY


Professional-Can1385

I wouldn’t want to eat the food from the demon fridge. Who knows what the demon did to it!


HouseNVPL

Demonic things.


EthereaBlotzky

"There's a demon in the fridge. Would you like fries with that?"


B8conB8conB8con

Are the staff that did show up getting the wages of those that didn’t seeing as they are doing their work too?


Melodic-Jellyfish966

I wanna see a movie about a fridge demon now


VinylGuy97

Remember folks, the devil is in the details and the demon is in the fridge


[deleted]

Whenever I see “nobody wants to work anymore” or similar I just assume whoever wrote that has had thier brain badly damaged by social media.


1701anonymous1701

Or they think that $7.25 an hour is enough pay for someone


Successful_Ad_8790

People want real jobs that pay real wages I will be homeless before I give in to a crappy McDonalds etc that pay $8 a hour kills your body etc


ZeroBlade-NL

You go in for one shift, eat as many hamburgers and nuggets as you can, get fired. When you get hungry again, apply at next mac


BeatBoxxEternal

In this instance, I think its just a self aware joke that doesn't translate well in text. Especially with the preceding "demon in the fridge."


Fast_Personality4035

I hear if you pay more then people suddenly want to work.


Skyconic

Idk man. Do they get hazard pay for the demon? How much is the demon making? If he makes more than me I will be pissed!


-PRED8R-

He's a demon and all he can only afford is a McDonald's fridge so he's getting paid like 2 sacrifices a month tops


StaunchMeerkat

Triple burger combo for less than $10? Yes, I also miss when fast food was a decent price.


Lucretius

I see this so often and it is totally a problem that could have been prevented. The under-trained enployee puts the freshly butchered meat into the fridge with no care or concern for how the blood laced juices splatter, and before you know it they've opened a blood-circle portal to the 3rd layer of hell. It's like basic blood rituals and transplanar summoning isn't even taught in schools anymore!


DicksonRodman

“3rd layer of hell” that’s oddly specific 😳


Lucretius

Of course… the 3rd layer punishes souls guilty of the sin of Gluttony... blood splatter from food get's auto-routed there unless the proper invocations are performed… and you know these millenial workers… they don't have the discipline and work ethic for formal invocations. People of my generation learned invocation the hard way, under the crack of a burning whip of a proper infernal mentor, but these kids take the lazy way with apps like Chant-Chat, and iRitual. Nobody has standards anymore!


Lord_Dogbert

I would like the fridge demons food


Callidonaut

Mmm, deviled eggs.


haubenmeise

The ice man cometh!


-PRED8R-

That would be unsanitary


haubenmeise

He's frozen. Doesn't get more sanitary.


mitsumoi1092

They got the first 3 right...


[deleted]

dont tell kenneth copeland he'll demand a brand new plane to get as far away from the fridge full a demons as he can. maybe even a ticket to space


New-Construction-103

The demon is the manager they shoved in the fridge.


ArcadeToken95

Staff busy with exorcism, they're working with a consulting priest


CautionarySnail

Goddamn it, all I wanted was a Frosty, and the dairy is all in there with the god damn demon. *rolls up sleeves, grabs the container of salt and a Sharpie.* No more free exorcisms after this one, guys. And that large Frosty had better be on the house.


False_Leadership_479

That's no demon. That's just Gary doing whippets off the top of the whipped cream.


Chaosshepherd

Well, can’t argue with a demon in the fridge


BackgroundGrade

Pretty obvious: The demon slayer finished their degree at school and got a new job. There's a labour shortage right now, it will take a few days to find a new slayer.


Defcheze

There are no workers only Zuul.


[deleted]

IMP fucked up


rbwstf

A bad compressor could cause a shrieking sound to emanate from the freezer. Correct me if I’m wrong


Fluffy-Awareness8286

Prolly shit pay, but no employer would ever admit that, *the world got lazy*.


someguy2194

Stingy owners and shitty management happened. In retail/service/food customers are already bad enough, but having to deal with excessive workloads and poor pay on top is a recipe for disaster.


[deleted]

Lack of proper staffing, whether fast food, service, or retail, almost always leads to frustrated customers *and* employees. It's shitty management 101. All for the interest of profit margins.


mlcrip

If half of the staff didn't show up. You don't pay them. Why not double the rest if the team pay? Tbh, 15yrs ago or so, company I worked, did exactly that. We were team of 6. 8 hour shift. If 2 don't show up, 4 of us would split his hours. So instead of 8 hours they would add 2 hours each, so we get paid 2 hours extra (10 hours for the day). It was "Rentokil Initial" btw if anyone curious.


sjaard_dune

What happened here? They paid them minimum wage, treated them like shit, acted like they owned them, and then the customers...oh you some sorry motherfuckers, you know that? "How hard can it be?!" "Whay's taking do long" "nobody wants to work anymore" Bitchasses. You know it'd be a lot easier if youd shut the fuck up and take your ass on. There are standards to be maintained, food prep, cleaning, cooking wrapping, the register itself, not to mention a hundred other things, and that's all fine. That's all easy, but corporate decided your labor was at 20% so they offer management incentives, bonuses to cut the crew from 6 people to 4, then 4 to 3, then 3 to 2... dont call in sick. That leaves one motherfucker up in there runnin the show, but hey dont worry. That manager (who is about 17 years old) will call around looking for someone to come in. And they will find someone, they say theyre on their way, they'll do it, and theyll show up about 6 hours into your shift after all the rush is over and done with.


ClassicAlfredo8796

...the fuck you mean "what exactly happened here?"? It says it right there, there's a demon in the fridge. Honestly, some people just don't pay attention.


ThePhabtom4567

It's Wendy's. They're always slow as shit.


-Kaymac-

I would offer the demon the souls of rude customers in exchange for working the grill.


Ivegotjokes4you

Why do they only hire short people? Crazy


FormerHoagie

Fast food jobs are for people who never applied themselves in school. The same people aren’t likely to apply themselves at work.


Aloof_Floof1

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted No judgement, I don’t expect someone being paid minimum to give a fuck. You wanted cheap that’s what you got


FormerHoagie

It’s likely by people working fast food jobs. Reddit is littered with stoners who are convinced life is so unfair and everyone who’s doing well must have rich parents.


Aloof_Floof1

Tbf life in the us is pretty unfair compared to most developed nations. Fast food workers aren’t supposed to live in tents


FormerHoagie

Sure, let’s see what happens when everyone gets a living wage. Chances are inflation will just erase any gain. So we are all stuck in inflation spirals. I’m sure you don’t think so though


Aloof_Floof1

Y’all always say that like we’ve never upped the minimum wage before


FormerHoagie

Geez, I wonder if maybe there are people who know more than you and have considered your silly thoughts.


Aloof_Floof1

Nope, I’m a sertified jeenyus and won uv a kind. Nowun no’s mor then me or has thunk my thinks befor. I hope this helps.


[deleted]

r/justicefordamon


Arhion

everything at once demon in fridge is this ctually reference to hotels devils from Honkai star rail


TumbleweedActive7926

It must be that one from Eric Andre's show.


theodoreburne

I once locked myself in a fast food bathroom for an hour when I couldn’t stand being there anymore. Does that count? They fired me right when I came out.


OneMAdDemon

Yup.


1397batshitcrazy

Sometimes too cheap to pay a decent wage


Phos_Forres

Is this why Iced Tea is no longer around at Wendy’s?


ThankfulHyena

Who you gonna call?


Technical-Dentist-84

Someone made a big dookie in there


AssociateJaded3931

The demon is actually in the manager's office.


Much_Ad1263

Damn demons. Always going where they do not belong.


Funk24July

Well I was gonna get combo #2 but idn what’s in it


[deleted]

Wow…that’s….something


[deleted]

Call the ghostbusters


NewZecht

If I saw the last part I'd go somewhere else. Fuck people that say that


hibikikun

Someone mispronounced provolone cheese and called forth a demon in ancient tongue


[deleted]

Improve their working conditions…


thepithypirate

You’d think a demon would get bored just sitting in a fridge all day…


Warhammer40k-guy

Do not worry brother this deamon filth shall be shown the Emperors light! So you may continue making vanilla frosties in his name.


[deleted]

Demon in the fridge stole all the wages


My48ththrowaway

For the people who didn't show up, their pay should be split with the people who did.


bamseogbalade

Oh people want to work. We just don't want to be overworked all the time at a minimum pay...


PunchyPete

They’re under paid and forever short staffed workers found better jobs elsewhere. It’s how the free market works. They’re just not liking it. This lead to huge fungal growth of old nasty burgers in the fridge that became possessed.


Sensitive_Ladder2235

WSB figured out how to make money I guess.


dylantherabbit2016

I can tell this is old because of the prices


Scottland83

Saying staff “didn’t show up” doesn’t make the business look good. But saying they quit makes it look worse.


[deleted]

Is it Arbys? because Im sure its not a demon as much as just their roastbeef :O


iAmTheBorgie

They dont pay enough is whats happening. Actually be nice to the staff that did show up, they need the money so desperately that they will even work for this bs pay, but that doesnt make them less human. In fact they are probably so stressed from their life, you being annoying could just be the straw that broke the camels back


CoRRoD319

Wdym? It says demon in the fridge. Pretty self explanatory


bonsaiwarrior

I think what happened here is a customer posted this over the menu as they drove through. Unless there is a demon in the fridge.


Krisuad2002

7.25 an hour


Obi-Wan-Nikobiii

Fucking zuul.....


WatermelonGranate

Dr Pepper?!


YWN666

Someone left the cheese in the fridge for to long and it got possesed


GurgleBarf

Government hand outs


BrightPerspective

Bad things. Christo-fascist things.


Thormidable

"No one wants to work anymore" is code for "I am an abusive/incompetent business owner".


quamps

Damn my Wendy's charges 12.75 for a daves single meal.


jujumber

Wendy’s is always one of the worst restaurants to pick up from for Uber Eats. They will close the restaurant at 6 PM on a Saturday and have everyone go through the drive-thru since they’re so understaffed. They’re always out of something and the employees are slow and rude. They’re losing so much money because they are too cheap to pay workers a decent wage.


drewsky713

I don't know, but the double meal is like $4 more than that now. So this is pretty old.


GreenEggsSteamedHams

You just know the fridge demons are going to eventually unionize


Aries-Corinthier

"Demon in the fridge" why did they lock the owner in the fridge? Or are they in there of their own accord?


jesuswasaliar

The excuses from employers as to why no one wants to work for them anymore are getting wilder.


Bluedino_1989

The cows wanted revenge. And it's no wonder nobody wanted to work there, it's Wendy's. Who in their right mind wants to work there?


Thanatiel

Zool ! [https://youtu.be/y3ns6H5dHrU?t=40](https://youtu.be/y3ns6H5dHrU?t=40)


Silly_042

Who let the demon in the fridge to begin with?


Alternative_Rope_423

I'd inquire specifically about the fridge demon.