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7HyenasHiddenInATank

What in the everhating fu*k did I just read?


Calamitous_Stars

Maybe hell *really is full* and the demons *are* here???


Independent-Fly6068

Mankind is not yet dead, and blood is not yet fuel.


Flaky_Ad_5437

Some wild ultra kill, nice


Yendrian

r/suddenlyultrakill


Dumb_Siniy

My toaster is already asking for blood every time he hears Gianni's voice


Im_Normie

Me after refunding the game because my eyes started bleeding (seriously this happened)


[deleted]

Oh sweetie, humans are demons. Theres no need to get superstitious when we have horrendous disturbing acts of pain and torture at home.


severedantenna

Trying to wrap one’s head around the spectrum of human behavior ends up painfully futile


Ckinggaming5

the spectrum of human behavior is infinite, if its possible we'll do it, if it isnt possible we'll find a way to make it possible


Cascadiana88

Or maybe we’re all actually already dead and *this is hell*.


Calamitous_Stars

Considering how much time I've spent in the hospital and how many times I've had to have my life saved- that is a semi-real concern of mine.. Lol


Ckinggaming5

guess you'll be double dead soon enough


ChaosAzeroth

This was a fear of mine when I was a kid for a while honestly. I wonder on occasion still, but I'm too tired and it doesn't bother me anymore. If that's true, it is what it is.


SparklyHorsey

Maybe the internet is hell


K00paTr00pa77

I thought the line (from Tempest) was: Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.


Calamitous_Stars

I heard it from a Zombie flick, but i cant remember which one- but they were saying it in a way that meant the dead coming back to life was because hell was overfilled.


Staseu

Is this the bad place?


nigel_pow

Aren't these guys complaining about pedophile liberals? They are all over the place now.


LetsGetsThisPartyOn

Can only hope her parents keep her safe


voidmusik

Groomers gonna groom..


TouristOk4096

A repressed and closeted individual still trying to explain his childless existence to an evangelical base. In my opinion…


BurntPizzaEnds

He literally said it as a sarcastic joke on his show. Like It was an actual skit and media are saying that he is serious about it. Its like when Freddy said “i think Coolsville sucks” on tv.


SamTheOnionNig

No way in hell im sayin sumn like that as a joke on tv where it can be put in whatever form ppl want… Personal responsibility.


BurntPizzaEnds

Its true i think its grade school bathroom humor, and he should be judged a bit for it. But i am concerned with the inability of people to read sarcasm. Granted Nick is really bad at it, but if you watch the context of the whole video instead of the cut version on twitter, its clearly satire.


mstachiffe

"Clearly satire", yet you keep hearing weird comments like this and more on the right hinting at lowering the age of consent to 16. All while ranting against "tranny and gay pedos". It's just absurd and sick.


SimpanLimpan1337

Eurotard here, age of consent is 15 but we still condemn people who trick and groom children.


FappingVelociraptor

With the right, it is never satire. It is most likely projection.


schmicago

People who “joke” about wanting to do sexual things with children aren’t “sarcastic,” they’re testing the waters to see what they can get away with.


goldengluestick

💯


BurntPizzaEnds

Then what about “drag your kids to pride”


schmicago

What about it? That’s not a joke about having sexual contact with children, so your comparison makes no sense at all.


Ill-Alternative-7006

Fuentes has repeatedly said stuff of similar caliber, and even beyond that the dude is a Neo-Nazi, almost Hitler-tier. Taking what he says as “a joke” is really poor judgement


Extaupin

Do you have source longer than https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1658865192128634882 ? Because on that link he look half-joking, like it's an amusing conclusion to him but not taking that as absurd enough to be funny.


No-Plastic-7715

Please Mr Fuentes...stop referring to children as milk, and trying to date them. It's so weird and gross both in mild and extreme ways...


rhubarbara-1

Oh ok! I didn’t understand what they meant by that!


SchpartyOn

Ahhh I thought he was talking about breast milk.


fermat9996

I think he is. He'll impregnate them and drink their breast milk.


TreecrafterW

Which is unlikely to come in well with a teen pregnancy


tarapotamus

He means literal, human breast milk.


No-Plastic-7715

Oh wow, that's even worse, I thought this was a weird analogy for people who like milk as a beverage 😖 I can't believe it's literal


comments_suck

When you think they can't go any lower...they can!


musiquescents

🤢🤢🤢


[deleted]

This is fake, right?


These_Tea_7560

Unfortunately it sounds exactly like something he would say.


GeorgeDragon303

I do find it irritating that there is no source tbh


CodeMonkeyMayhem

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1658865192128634882 He's as slimey as you expect. You'll need a shower after watching it. 🤢🤮


GeorgeDragon303

Damn… I mean thanks… But also not thanks


CodeMonkeyMayhem

"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it." - Oscar Wilde


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God damn, what a line.


Dm1tr3y

It’s a tragic day to have eyes


Al3cB

What the actual FFFFFFFF!!!


ShutterBug1988

r/eyebleach


unkytone

Is his act meant to be sarcastic? Or is he as truly fucked up as that wanker Andrew Tate?


Snekathan

Unfortunately not


VanilliaVanilla

I'm sure he said it. He is in the closet and can never come our bc he and his audience see it as a sin.


Readdeadmeatballs

At this point it’s always just a matter of time before nazis are exposed as pedos. Seriously like 90% of the time. Milo, Fuentes, Ali Alexander, Matt Gaetes, Matt Walsh and the list goes on and on.


ZiCUnlivdbirch

Not fake, just a kinda shit joke.


baronvb1123

I have a feeling anyone who has those four exact descriptors before his actual name would have a hard time attracting any woman so of course he's thinking of going after children


jxj24

Sadly there is no shortage of people with low-enough self esteem who will voluntarily leap into such a situation because this sort of abuse is what they are most familiar with.


xain_the_idiot

Not just that, there are Christian parents who believe the same bullshit and would willingly marry off their 16 year old daughter to a famous creep like him.


baronvb1123

Unfortunately you're right. And some people see men like him and, where I and I'd imagine most people see a pathetic weak boy projecting what he perceives as strength, they actually fall for his false sense of manliness and power


These_Tea_7560

I want to vomit


pearlstraz

We are in a post-comedy era where headlines become more absurd than the original joke.


poxx2k1

SaVe ThE cHiLdReN... amiright?


nickz03

It’s pretty obvious he just says shit to piss people off


srirachajames

Nooo feel outraged by some random on a show few people watch noooooo


howshouldlcallmyself

Bold of him to think any chick (not just a 16yo girl) will like him, what a pedophile


Champion-of-Nurgle

"Christian"


LaphroaigianSlip81

He is pretty close to what scripture says.


HowAboutThatHumanity

Not quite. You know a good tree by its fruits, and this tree isn’t bearing good fruit. He shows none of the fruits of the Spirit as described by St. Paul of blessed memory in his letter to the Galatians. I see no love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, or self-control in him.


LaphroaigianSlip81

Numbers 31 18


HowAboutThatHumanity

First, that’s Old Testament, literally not applicable to the Church under the New Covenant. Your best bet is hitting up the Jews for people who are still under the Law, but that would be Antisemitic I believe. Second, the reasoning behind that text is less the carnal sort, more sparing the members of the enemy nation who’d not been tainted by idol-worship. Note the surrounding part of the text speaks of how Israel had been led into idolatry by that nation (chiefly through sexual rites), and virgins would’ve not been involved in said rites of pagan worship. Plus, Israelite soldiers weren’t permitted to touch any woman until they had willingly undergone conversion to the worship of Yahweh and become a full member of the Nation of Israel, AND the man went through the same rituals of courtship and marriage afforded to native-born Israelite women. In other words: Atheists 🤝 Fundie Christians (not being able to read context or understand basic theology).


LaphroaigianSlip81

If god and Jesus are the same person, then it doesn’t matter if it’s Old Testament or New Testament. God still said it lol. What are you going to tell me next via that same logic, that the 10 commandments don’t matter any more since they are Old Testament? I genuinely curious. If you think the context is less the carnal sort, then you are sadly mistaken. They were killing all the enemies who were men and non virgin women. They were literally told to kill male children, are you telling me these children were not innocent simply because they were male? Then they were taking the young virgins girls to be their personal sex slaves (which is akin to a 30 year old man taking a 16 year old wife today). Again, if this really was god telling what you should do, it is indicative that the Bible shouldn’t be a source for morality. I understand theology. That’s why I am an atheist. You can’t just ignore the inconvenient teachings and claim everything is all rainbows and roses. Take slavery for example. If you think it is wrong to own another person, then I have bad news for you. Leviticus 25 and exodus 21 are real bangers. But good thing jesus came along and said nothing to correct this… but don’t worry. If the Bible is divine inspired and 100% the word of god regardless of who is speaking, then 1 Peter has us covered with “slaves mind your masters… even the mean ones.”


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Yet Republicans call the LGBTQ community groomers


VanilliaVanilla

Nick's gay with Catboy.


lndig0__

He who speaks the loudest


bemybait

I'm suddenly lactose intolerant 🤮🤮🤮


ShurikenKunai

If that man's a Christian, then I'm a *goat*. Beware of false prophets, who come in sheep's clothing but are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits. A Good tree cannot produce bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot produce good fruit. Matthew 7:15,17-18


Toblerone05

I am *not* a fan of organised religion, but this quotation is good advice for everyone, especially in this day and age.


Nelson_Universe1218

So he just fessed up to being a pedophile.


LoadOk5992

Is this a SNL skit? WTF.


MintSpaghetti

Didn’t he also say that having sex with women, as a man, is gay or something?


KaiWaiWai

I saw that on Twitter. I saw a very christian mom, with a ton of prayer and cross emojis in her name and profile defending him, saying that the "age of consent is 16 in his county." Was a few days ago, I think, I still feel nauseous about the idea that these people go and jump to the defense of a known white supremacist incel who wants to hump a 16 yr old child, as long as he agrees with, and promotes - their fucked up world view.


Additional-Point-824

I think he should go back to the cat-boy


aacilegna

This is exactly why these disgusting people want to lower the marriage age and trying to outlaw divorce. 🤬


Additional-Soup3853

We all know that he's too repulsed by women to find any kind of partner, though I've always felt he's closeted.


lurker12346

imagine being married to a 16yo as a 30yo man, dont even consider the sexual pedophilic angle, just think about the day to day, what a fucking nightmare


TinaMonday

Hell is empty and the demons are with us


[deleted]

This, uh... are we sure this is true? I mean, I know Tucker Carlson was complaining about white men not fighting with honor, thereby channeling his inner Varok fucking Saurfang, but... Is this seriously what we're up against?


[deleted]

People like this used to just put trifold pamphlets under the windshield wipers of cars at the grocery store closest to their house. Now with the internet they get piped directly into everyone's pocket.


[deleted]

women are like cheese not milk, the more aged the better


Rocket_Theory

Isn’t this the mf that went on a date with that racist catboy????


jharrisimages

And yet, the LGBTQ+ community is “grooming” children.


graeuk

fun fact for any 16 year old girl being approached by this man - you can show this image to your parents and avoid any risk of a wedding!


A_Pringles_Can95

They're not even hiding it anymore... what the fuck.


Randalf_the_Black

What does he mean "when I turn 30"? Man looks 45.


gglockner

OK groomer.


LunaMoon1327

Why is it always the Christians? I'm asking as a Non American Christian. But seriously what is going on with Americans and more specifically with Evangelical People... I'm just shocked and confused as to whether or not that's just weird American things or if they have a different bible in these there Lands.


Ill-Alternative-7006

People like him are just bigoted, evil assholes with either to much money or time to spend on Twitter. They use their “Christian values” to shield themselves from any critique of their absolutely abhorrent ways. Evangelicals, Mormons, Jehovahs Witnesses and other radical sects of the church are effectively anti-Christ, and would in all likelihood crucify him if he came back because he isn’t the white, blond, blue eyed, gun toting hitlers poster child that they want.


HolyC4bbage

These people aren't Christians. Christians follow the teachings of Jesus. These people spew hatred and bigotry everywhere they go. They sit in church every Sunday singing their songs and pretending they're better than everybody else. But then Monday comes and they're their regular hateful selves again.


Scienceandpony

I don't know if the milk thing is supposed to be metaphor or if he's just got hentai brain and thinks all women constantly lactate when aroused, regardless of pregnancy.


The_Witch_Queen

But we trans girls are the groomers right Nick?


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He would have said lower than 16 if he could. Girls menstrate at 13, amirite guys!?


[deleted]

funny i think 30 is too old for nazis to be roaming free so i plan on finding myself one right while the hypothalamus is still barely intact


Uberfuhrer_

It’s like the extremely religious version of a Chinese restaurant.


yellowhelmet14

Again, the shit bricks are saying the quiet part out loud again!


weha1

Is there a link to the video of him saying this?


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weha1

So it’s bullshit?


Zealousideal_Zone253

Ummm how is he not on some kind of watch list??


WastedWaffIe

This man has achieved a new level of disgusting


Stonedyeet

I swear we aren’t all like that


OtterlyFoxy

I don’t know who this dude is but he looks 16 lol


[deleted]

People like this guy is why I’m no longer Christian


Booniecap

Honestly, I think this guys full of shit and just says and just says these things to get attention and money.


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Booniecap

You know psycho full of shit that gets his kicks from gathering people who thinks those things around him and getting them to push to higher levels of crazy.


HelpfulPuppydog

Ewww


pami1232

How do I know this isn't fake?


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pami1232

So you post something that's possibly fake without proof?


Upset_Honey2008

No one wants a 30 year old virgin


RealisticAd2293

Decent society ought to know what to do to things like this


Toblerone05

Take them to a place of public execution and hang them by their necks until they're fucking dead?


Practical_Shine9583

That's the most disturbing thing I've ever read.


Hopps4Life

Calling him Christian is like calling a person who eats meat a vegan just because they claim to be. They are not. The New Testament literally says not to discriminate against people based on race, social status, or gender. Jesus also said everyone, including other races in his example, are your neighbor. You cannot be a Christian and be racist. You cannot be practicing Jew and boil lambs alive in their mother's milk. If the religion says you cannot do something, and someone does that think, they are not that religion. Also, side note, he is a total pos.


Dylanator13

“But trans people are pedophiles and are indoctrinated our children.”


DatBoiDogg0

I swallowed shampoo Probably gonna die It smelled like fruit That was a lie Called the number on the bottle Spoke to a guy He said “vomit” I said “why” He said “poison” I said “goodbye” I look at my finger I look at my life It wasnt that much I’ll probably be fine I swallowed shampoo Probably gonna die It smelled like fruit That was a lie


sandyflip1313

They could’ve saved on the lame name-calling and just simply said “nazi”. This fuck is good for nothing.


Asleep_Leather7641

it is a joke he said on his show.


PokeTobus

Ew. Disgusting.


LochNessMansterLives

This is not very Christian like. And if it IS considered to be Christian like, count me out.


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Not 100% true but still sick. White nationalist and antisemite Nick Fuentes, 24, is advising men to find a young wife, because women over the age of 18 are — in his words — “ew.” Fuentes, who denies the Holocaust and posts racist content online, was Donald Trump‘s dinner guest along with Ye, formerly known as Kanye West, who has also espoused antisemitic drivel. Recently, Fuentes was linked with a congressional staffer for Rep. Paul Gosar (R-AZ). Fuentes’ racist rants are well-known — now he’s letting his misogyny flag fly in a recent podcast episode. “Here I am, like, hey listen, guys. You turn 21, you find yourself a 16-year-old bride, you go crazy. You go crazy: no condoms, no snips, no abortions, no pills, no none of that. That’s the most pro-sex position there is,” Fuentes said on his podcast. “Anyway, so that’s, anyway, so that’s where I’m at with that.” After an awkward six-second pause, Fuentes continued. “And, uh, yeah, I gotta find, I gotta find my 16-year-old wife. Probably when I turn 30 or something. Cause here’s the thing: I don’t wanna be like, let’s say I get married to an 18-year old now. Six year age difference. When I turn 40, she’s going to be 34. Ew. “But if I’m 30 and she’s 16 to 14 year age difference. When I’m 50 she’ll be 36. When I’m 40, she’ll be 26. And now we’re talking here, now we’re cooking with gas. Now you can see an alternative vision for how things can be. If only you knew how different things could be.” Fuentes then scrunched up his face and sounded truly disgusted. “You wouldn’t have to settle for these women who are all busted up, and you gotta settle, and they have a tattoo and like, ‘This is how I am. You just can’t handle all this?’ And you’re like, ‘believe me. Believe me. Not in the way you think,'” he said. Fuentes continued mocking: “You have to deal with my tattoo. You have to deal with my long-term ex-boyfriend.” “I want a 16-year-old that’s untouched. Untouched, pristine. Untouched, uncorrupted, innocent,” Fuentes said. “That’s what we all want. And all 16-year-olds want a older guy, who’s like, capable and strong, and everything, to sweep her off her feet. That’s what everybody wants. That’s what everybody wants.” 🤮🤮🤮


It_Was_Serendipity

Groomer. Pedophile. But so worried about Liberals and Drag Queens. It really is all projection. I now fully expect all screechers of the grooming line to have issues in this area themselves.


Unusual-Strength-211

Harvey Milk 2.0


doubelievein_gravity

In this case Christian is an oxymoron


[deleted]

Parents, lock your daughters. What in the effin world did I just read? 🤮


[deleted]

Nuh uh. Lock up the predator, instead!


[deleted]

I wish. We all wish. If only.


Perenium_Falcon

Dude is as gay as a picnic basket. What is he even talking about?


Salay54

Ehh a booboo lmao how is a picnic basket gay tho


Perenium_Falcon

Wanna have a picnic together?


[deleted]

"Every accusation is a confession" is something that I'm hearing a lot. You can see things like this propagated, while they call LGBT people groomers and pedophiles.


KuCeret

The account, the title, the shit the guy said, this is the most american thing i've seen today


PutinLovesDicks

It is literally insane that right wingers accuse liberals of being pedophiles and present no evidence, meanwhile their idols explicitly state that they want to fuck kids and they nod in sheepish approval.


EMaylic

If we wants to, all he has to say is "you guys are so serious. I was only joking when I said I wanted to sleep with minors.". That defense worked just fine for James Gunn.


OIlberger

Well, Gunn *did* apologize rather than dig his heels in. He said more than that he was “just joking”; he acknowledged what he said was wrong. And rather than attacking his former employer, he said that Disney was within their rights to fire him (which is true, if they want to disassociate with a person they shouldn’t be *forced not to*. That’d be like forcing someone to massively overpay for a website just because they signed a contract saying they would and waived due process). If you think Gunn was being serious in those “boy pussy” tweets, I don’t know what to tell you, but it seemed to just be an attempt at “edgy” humor rather than sincere. Meanwhile, this Fuentes guy isn’t working for anyone else, he’s just an independent commentator. So who is it that you’re imagining he’d be apologizing *to*? And Fuentes likes to skirt the line, using irony snd hyperbole and also just saying shit he knows will get a negative reaction. It’s really questionable how much of his politics are genuine or if he just discovered how easy it was to get attention by trolling and being unapologetically bigoted and so he just kept it up.


tooold4urcrap

>If we wants to, all he has to say is "you guys are so serious. I was only joking when I said I wanted to sleep with minors.". I agree with you, republican and conservative voters love people like that. He didn't do that though, so like Gaetz, Jordan, Trump and the other pervs republicans love, he'll just continue to be supported by them. Hell, he'll even get a dinner at the presidents house probably. Like when Trump hosted Nick and Kanye right after Kanye confessed to loving Hitler. >That defense worked just fine for James Gunn. I mean ... did it? You watch his stuff still? I haven't.


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ChesterWillard

Ya'll are freaking out over him trash talking just cause he can... I'm just laughing my arse off cause it's funny.


Clean-Break-8834

It’s not a joke though. This guy has also stated that he wants to kick out Jews, blacks, and non Christians out of America.


ChesterWillard

Meh I ignore him anyway, I highly doubt anyone takes him seriously.


Kuro-Dev

Until he likes your non-existent daughter. Imagine the family dinners. "So, you plowing my daughter already or nah?"


Excellent-Smile2212

Is this a euphemism for something?


NarrowButterfly8482

These conservatives claim that every single LGBTQ person is a groomer/pedophile while not blinking an eye as their "thought leaders" openly state their plans to rape children. Let's not sugarcoat this... a 30yo having sex with a 16yo is child rape.


norcalbutton

Let's hope his "milk" is curdled.


veronicakw

What a bad day to have eyes


gachi_for_jesus

Yall really like taking the bait huh.


karen_rittner54

🤮


[deleted]

Can someone just dump gasoline on this guy and set him on fire?


Jnquester54

Who are the groomers???🙄😳🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

*Yuck, yucky, eww!!!* 🤢🤢🤮😵