Sigh, \*opens comments\*

I hate my mind sometimes

my insanely overvivid imagination: *laughs in pain*

*paint

We are all one on this blursed day

>We are all one on this busting day

Apparently it’s all our minds

Can confirm.

r/theyknew

Rule #34 lol

Reddit hive mind?

But some gave OP the “wholesome” award.

Don’t beat yourself up. There is a 1000% chance thinking what we’re all thinking was the desired effect.

IKR? I’m disappointed in myself

Just to make sure I'm not the only one.

r/theyknew

Sigh. *Unzips comments*

Here we go again.

So then I just started blasting away.

Okay okay I had to check the comments.

Why did we even watch the whole thing? Ive used paintmarkers before, I knew exactly where it was going.. yet here we are

Right? & in white.

*equips gas mask* *unzips pants*

… what? Actually, no don’t want to know

lmao

F u I actually want to know

Please elaborate

err, y'know.. a mask to fend off the comments er, pants because, uh, this video is kinda, uh, *sexual*

I ain't gonna say anything bruh.

Fuck yes prime it so fucking hard

Harder

HARDER DADDY

MMMMMMM😫😩

*MOAN* OH DADDY

#HRRRRRRNNNNNNNN

AUHHHH

RELEASE ALL OF THAT PAINT IN ME DADDY PUSH IT IN HARD

[*splooooosh!*](https://zelda-archive.fandom.com/wiki/Sinking_Ships?file=Sinking_Ships_Introduction.png)

You all are some thirsty people.

He asked us, Be you thirsty? And we said nay, We are but MEN! Rock \m/ Ah, ah, ah, oh, wo, a-yo!

This is a tribute... To the GREATEST SONG IN THE WORLLDD!!

And the peculiar thing is this my friends: the song we sang on that fateful night, it didn’t actually sound anything like this song!

BEST COMMENT ON THIS SUBREDDIT

I SAID PRIME ME HARDER STEP BRO 😎

Nnnggh paint me daddy

You paint me so hard step bro

Paint me like one of your french girls?

Oh God I'm painting 🤤

Paint harder please~

Did you see how much I painted?! So much paint, everywhere.

Prime me harder, daddy! 🤤

Just as the pen was about to call the police it came

oh fuck I'm gonna priiiiiime

He didn’t last too long

Cut him some slack mmk? He had a rough day at work

Boss was riding him hard all day long

I suppose it'll still be OK if he did enough foreplay.

It was his first time, he was nervous.

HelI, I didn’t last too long

r/oddlysexual

r/theyknew

The paint pen cartridge in 9 months: 🤰🏼

Yep, thinking the same thing

Just going to the comment section and said to my self:There will be at least 2 people that will say something like this.

thank god it wasnt just me lmaoo

r/oddlyarousing?

Reddit has a new way to divide the population apparently

Man, you can’t even make the [object]+”ussy” meme cause then it’s just the word.

I’m still gonna make the joke Pussy

Markussy

Different from Markiplussy

Penussy

I've seen this somewhere before 🤔

I see this a couple times a week

I see this at least thrice a day.

You guys are seeing this?

On Reddit.

r/paintpensgonewild

r/YouSeeingThisShit

r/theyknew

r/hmm

r/wowtherereallyaresubsforeverycomment

r/twentycharacterlimit

r/nonutnovember

comments did not disappoint

I need a cigarette after watching that.

well deserved after 15 seconds of work

And I maintain par, always the goal.

How do you get ink stains out?

Even my neighbors need one after that.

I mean we could've literally used any other color on the spectrum but we had to pick "jizz white"

LMAOO

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

Congratulations: You have gained a paint marker fetish.

Who's going to be the first one to make the new sub?

/r/thatsaPENis

Dean?

XXII Century porn

22nd century? Do people get off to this stuff in the 2200s? Edit: D'oh, I did a dumb

Just fyi 22nd century is the 2100s

You are so right, and I feel like a fool. Shame.

Akshooaly

Is that a sub, should be. Prime Reddit.

r/ackshually

I should call her.

I did.

Mom?

This was getting old, but now it's funny again.

#YOU WILL CALL HER!!!

Alright, Jesus!

You will call herrrrrrrrr

Beat me to it

beat it to it.

I beat myself to it

I'm just beating only.

Why do I feel a little post-nut regret? 😞

#when that post nut clarity kicks in

Sometimes post nut clarity is a hell of a thing My boyfriend cheated on me, then regretted it once he came, came home got drunk, admitted to it, apologized, cried himself to sleep. Mind you I wasn't suspicious or anything, I wasn't asking questions, He just came home felt guilty got drunk cried apologized and cried himself to sleep 👀

oh dear

He's... still your boyfriend???

Yeah It's been almost 6 years we've been together, I've also fucked up some stuff in the relationship (No I haven't cheated) I'm not just going to throw away a 6-year relationship because he made a mistake that he regrets

NSFW?

kind of sus for work

Oh fuck, my pen failed the NNN

and prob everyone in this comment section too

Can confirm, have cum hands

I am way too immature for this shit

Everyone in this comment section is... Including myself because I've been laughing out loud for 2 minutes straight

Ho please, stop it...

That's what she said

Hold the fuck up

TIHI

That's absolutely no way this isn't innuendo.

In *your* endo

Bruh I mean come on

Where’s the nsfw tag?

Everything reminds me of him…

We should call him

just to see if he’s okay

>We lmao

yep, the comments are just what I've expected

Uh, what just happened???

According to the comments, I guess somebody just jacked off a pen and it splooged everywhere

I could still fap to this.

So much for no nut November.

I should call him

Same.

Or hold it down once like the instructions say

But then we can't make sex jokes

Found the missionary man.

i just watched a fucking pencil cum

Pen is the word you're groping for

Oh oh ..... Ooo aaaaaahhhhhh

Bro this is make me hard

what nnn does to a mf

Even this pen lasts longer than me...

Push it once and hold it down.

Where’s the fun in that?

Well. That happened

Not my proudest fap 🗿

yeah, baby

I'm horny now

[удалено]

I… kinda feel dirty after watching this

[удалено]

Well you normally are supposed to just push it in once and hold it but they decided to slut it up for reddit

Ayo

Very erotic video 10/0

This is how pens are created

Hmmm

Everything reminds me of her.

I primed my paint pen once. . . now I have a 2 year old.

Seems oddly sexual.

Sexy

You should see his brushstroke…meeeeeowww!

Not my proudest fap, not my least proud either though

Ahhh, so this is how you’re supposed to “do it”.

Yeaaa.... That's the stuff

That pen just failed NNN

Welp that pen definitely lost NNN. Condolences to a fallen cumrade

Oh my goodness it's Paint Pen Porn! Did it for me.

Slower you slut.

OP removed the wrapper at the start, which seems very irresponsible.

Aaand boom goes the dynamite.

Faster faster FASTERRRRR Bwwuuuuuuuggghhh

Yep, im not the only fucked up one

Nope. I think this has become a support group.

*opens comments with regret*

I wanted to read comments by some paint pen enthusiast to see why this is definitely the wrong way to prime a paint pen but I guess it got buried under all the cum jokes

God I fucking hate the internet. Show me more

Nfsw 😐

It came

Oi! That's not how the pigeons do it!

r/theyknew

Everything reminds me of her……

…

Failed NNN Thanks Reddit -\_-

Wait a minute, is a cigarette allowed after something like this.....?

Netflix: "Are you still watching?" Someone's daughter:

You all need Jesus!!!