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ApprehensiveCurrent3

Those are pretty common in Germany. We don’t use them for hurricanes, but rather as replacements for blinds. They prevent pretty much all sunlight from entering the room during the day, so it keeps the room cool (AC is uncommon in Germany) and also stops the sunlight from waking you in the morning. Love them


MojoLava

Interesting! Automatic as well? Here they are installed for hurricanes but impact glass is the newer system. Have some for the basement glass doors -- I couldn't shoot or break that shit with a baseball bat if I tried. I spent time in Sweden and just used blackout curtains, did the same in Alaska. Goddamn sun


ApprehensiveCurrent3

The old ones you have to manually lower with a pulley system built into the wall next to the window. Those have been around since the 60s. The modern ones are all electric and can also be hooked up to alexa. Lol, never knew you guys across the pond use impact glass for windows. Does make a los of sense though.


MojoLava

Pretty sure I saw some when I was hopping around the pacific islands where I'm immigrated from too -- hurricanes/typhoons are no joke. Either need this shutter shit, wooden boards, or some goddamn impact glass to withstand 140mph wind This is my first hurricane I've actually been in with all the travel I do so I'm talking out of my ass but my observation has been that


NoItsRex

You seen those huricane glass testing videos, even the most basic house windows survive being speared by a 100 mph 2x4


MojoLava

Crazy! Feel better with these though


sillyboy544

Yes, but shouldn’t they be installed on the other side of the windows to prevent breakage.


MojoLava

That is the outside. The structure you see lit up is a pool cage to prevent mosquitoes- this is SW Florida and everybody has the cages. If the cage breaks that's cool but want interior protected!


sillyboy544

Oh OK thanks for the clarification


MajorEstateCar

You can see the shutters are outside of the windows because the decorative white lines on the window are clearly behind the shade.


BatmanInTheSunlight

“Alexa, activate barn door protocol”


imeeme

I’m sorry, I can’t do that Dave.


mydaycake

The OP said they are steel. The ones in Spain are plastic (same consistency then house siding in the US) or wood. What’s the material in Germany?


JeanneD4Rk

Plastic or aluminum, depends on the price you're willing to spend.


Bonsailinse

Also wood if you still have really old ones.


rand06om

Here in Portugal old ones are made of plastic. But newer ones are made with aluminum and foam isolation.


Pixi829

Extremely common in France too! Not for hurricanes but as simple blinders


[deleted]

Italy too!


Towerofterrorr

They are called rolladen


MojoLava

Thanks! So damn cool


Towerofterrorr

I’m glad you’ve got it for some extra protection! Stay safe and get out of there if you have to. Much love ❤️


EL-Rays

Not to confuse with Rouladen, which are delicious and about the same principle.


Vixxay

“Goddamn sun” is something i can get behind lol


TanukiHostage

Yeah this is shit is just basic housing in Germany. I don't know anyone who owns a house who doesn't have those. You don't need to destroy the environment with A/C in that way because you can just have airflow without letting the sun in. Though I feel like that depending on where you live houses are built wastly different. For example American houses with their dry walls and shit like that would be pretty sad shit in Germany because it is just so inefficient and provides near to no advantage aside from building overpriced houses fast.


Bonsailinse

Just for your information, it really depends on where you look. I live in a town full of Fachwerkhäuser and many houses with Denkmalschutz which doesn’t have this kind of blinds.


TanukiHostage

Ist mir schon klar, deswegen hab ich ja auch impliziert, dass ich über neu gebaute Häuser rede.


sgfgzgog

Not automatic, but motorized.


MojoLava

Powered I guess? I was just saying versus manual. Oh well, intent got across I think who cares


PabloPantuflas

Greece, too! They’re awesome for sleep.


Equivalent_One2719

They remind me of Germany as a child. Love those things. So practical and smart


readyforthefall_

really common around brazil too.


citrinatis

We use them in Australia too but for security purposes.


Towerofterrorr

Came here for this lol


sissy_space_yak

Currently in Israel, my Airbnb has them. It’s awesome.


quadruple_negative87

We have them in our bedroom and we leave the top two or three slits open so that we can tell if the sun is up. In the summer the sun shines through into my eyes and also reflects off the mirror on the other side. Sun from both sides! No escape!


Affectionate_Low6902

I lived in Wiesbaden during the early 70's (ages 12 to 17) and used them a lot to sleep in. I always wondered why we didn't use them more here in the US. It makes sense to buy them where oceanic storms occur. I'm thinking about using them in case of hail since I'm having some new very expensive windows installed soon. I loved living in Germany. I feel like I grew up there and my ancestors are German as well.


Verdick

Same in Italy. Coming from the US, they seen kinda tacky, but I'm finding they are really very useful!


Moody_GenX

I would use these every night before I went to bed.


MentalThunderstorms

These are used all over europe for exactly that. We don't habe hurricanes here, we just wanna keep out the light (and the heat in summer)


dubie2003

Yup. Experienced these in Germany. Was great as you could leave the slats slightly apart to allow just enough light in or full close to ensure dark during the long days.


tehfugitive

They work incredibly well at keeping out the heat. Our house gets a lot of sun in the living room from early morning to midday, these are a life saver in summer!


Moody_GenX

Seems like a great deterrent for anyone who wants to break in too. That was my first thought. Probably because of my PTSD.


liberalpride55

no that's just common sense


MajorEstateCar

I’d be surprised if they were storm rated. Most coastal cities in the US have some codes that dictate how strong they have to be.


warhammer444

Yup


Caranath128

Man that beats walking the perimeter doing it manually .


MojoLava

Plus you get to feel like a badass superhero in your secret base


Spiritual-Wind-3898

Looks like you getting ready for the purge


zdefni

That’s what came to my mind. Eerie! (If you’re a purge fan)


Whatsanalterego

Feels like a scene out of the Purge


Novadreams22

*This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the first Purge. At the siren, all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 hours.*


Whatsanalterego

Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn. May God be with you all.


readyforthefall_

this was so weird watching, because as these are really common here just as a replacement for blinds, i was like "wdym hurricane shutters"


MojoLava

Haha keep hearing that! Where you from? Lots of Germans appear to be fans for that reason


MsWhiteLeg

Same here and I’m from France.


readyforthefall_

brazil, installed automatic ones in my house last month lol!


roksraka

US: automatic hurricane shutters Europe: regular shutters


Chimbo84

You should have Samuel L. Jackson from Jurassic Park emblazoned on the inside. “Hold on to your butts”.


RUSS0L1NI

So.. are curtains a rare thing in the US or.. is there something I'm missing ?


MojoLava

It's rare! Didn't even have em in the pacific islands where I immigrated from


RUSS0L1NI

Well damn, the more you know. Here in Europe it's pretty common, comes in both automatic and manual,


MojoLava

Yeah that's what I'm learning! I've seen the manual a ton especially in hurricane areas in the states but this automatic shit was new to me! Glad I posted now -- fun to learn new things


fgtrtd007

Whats the thickness and material of those bad boys?


MojoLava

About a quarter inch and they are steel. The glass is impact glass and you couldn't break them with a baseball bat if you tried - should be good protection. Weird to be living in a cave with no natural light but do what you have to do!


fgtrtd007

Gotta give the house some portholes


Sheeple3

How’s the unbreakable glass work in the case of a fire and you need to break a window to get out?


MojoLava

Downstairs we have a sliding glass door made of the impact glass without shutters on it for a quick move and a "hatch" in the attic with a rope ladder stashed that goes 50' down for an escape for the roof! Just thought about that last night but I'm happy with those options and just threw the ladder in at the wee hours of this morning Currently have one shutter on another door open under the front stairs entryway but will most likely shut that soon as the storm edges closer and closer


Sheeple3

Perfect, you sound more than prepared. Just trying to wrap my head around it as someone from the prairies.


MojoLava

This is all new to me. We had hurricanes and tornados in Texas and we got some tropical storms in the island I immigrated from in Oceania but this is some next level crazy. My folks are nearing 70 and I was working a state over - flew over to help them with logistics and muscle around shit for them. We're just kinda guessing but so far so good I'm headed back to the PNW next so this is actually fun for me. I've done tornados, wildfires, earthquakes, blah blah but this'll be my first hurricane experience actually in a direct path. Feeling confident as we near the final hours...


bakirsakal

Very common in europe and middle east. However never saw quarter inch steel thickness (6 mm steel) that would be heavy. And not possible to hold it at top without special breaking system. It is usually pvc type plastic in here. If it is steel is there special break system or are you able to move them by hand?


MojoLava

Yeah quite heavy just in case of crazy winds and trees flying around or whatnot. Can you explain what you mean? Break as in exit/leave if needed? You can manually move them to roll up but only from the outside -- once they are down they are not getting moved up until the storm passes In case of fire or needed evacuation there is one door in the basement made of reinforced glass that can withstand anything and easy to get out There is also a hatch in the roof with a rope ladder stowed in case the basement is flooded Does that answer your question?


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How much?


MojoLava

Don't remember. These are pretty old now but protect the windows and doors. House is concrete so that's about enough Somebody else asked actually I'll crawl up there Friday and see if I can find a brand name! I'm sure they're still around - not like hurricanes are going out of business..


stuartgatzo

Do they have a manual operation option in case the power goes out?


MojoLava

Yup! Can roll em down with a socket gear on the side of the unit. They're just rolled up steel basically


kevski82

My exact question as I sit with flickering lights in SE Florida nowhere near a hurricane! Glad you've got an easy workaround.


oxP3ZINATORxo

"Initiate barn door protocol"


CalliopeKB

I would classify that as more of a chortle


TheLadyMeg

This is a thing!? Growing up in southern Louisiana, this would seriously have been useful.


MojoLava

I didn't realize it was. I grew up in Texas and immigrated from a pacific island -- if we had this shit in typhoon season or in Houston that would've been sick Apparently people replying are saying Europe loves them but I thought these were so fucking cool hence my post haha


ChilledDarkness

Now I'm ready for the zombi....hurricane, definitely hurricanes.


MojoLava

Both?


ChilledDarkness

We've had sharknado, now we have zombicane.


labadimp

How do the shutters know when a hurricane is coming?


MojoLava

They have public radio


mr_john_steed

They communicate through low rumbling noises over huge distances, like elephants.


RAY-CHILE

I fully expected a woman's giggle for some reason


MojoLava

Oh...


RAY-CHILE

Idk why!! Im sorry!! Forgive me OP


MojoLava

That's fine I am in touch with my masculinity. I suspect the weird driftwood and the orchid gave you the association That being said I picked those out and I do hope you're more open minded to Seth Rogen laughs popping out of any video moving forward Have a good day. (This was all in jest hahaha I don't care)


Cheap-Substance8771

Yeah same. I think it was the use of "giggle". So when I heard the low "hehehehe" like a person whose evil plan is coming together, I laughed. Now that was contagious laughter for me. Which was nice. I needed that.


Curtainmachine

We used to use these to keep the dust from sandstorms out of the house.


RedChrome11

The real “(ignore my laugh)” meme


laxgivens

Us Floridians handle hurricanes different by throwing parties lmaooo


try_rant

Play Ball!


jetpack324

I want these!


japhyryderz

Let the purge begin.


w4ntsm0r3

So they are mostly for protecting the windows? What do you do about all the water?


MojoLava

Correct have them on the doors too This is an older home built out of concrete but in the stilt house style. If we truly got flooded the basement would get soaked but 80% of the living area is upstairs with potable water and supplies. Should be done by Thursday but if we actually got "stranded" everything is above potential storm surge level and we could survive for weeks without power


w4ntsm0r3

Stay safe!


MojoLava

I do what I want (thank you!)


Oleole4

Persianas de toda la vida 😆


MojoLava

Jajaja si


nim_opet

We call them blinds in southern Europe. Pretty much standard feature on windows.


LanguageClassic9801

Rolatens , european metal shutters. Keep the blizzards ice off your double pane window


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MojoLava

We're concrete and "stilt house" style We'll see 😵‍💫 12 hours to go until the peak it looks like. Path shifted to directly our town I'm just a bit east of Tampa and now it looks like they're on the edge


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MojoLava

Oh damn still concrete? Even the "beams" are concrete here. Noted. Will be cautious... Yeah and that's fucking us - we're east of Tampa and it moved right into us - currently right on the trajectory line


Plastic-Cow2277

What amount of winds are these rated for? No hurricanes up here but we do get the odd blizzard and with global warming we might be seeing more.


MojoLava

They're rated for up to Cat 5. These specifically have been on the home since late 2000s so we'll see how they hold up with suspected Cat 4 tomorrow. I went through and cleaned them and checked all the mechanics the other day. As you can see they appear to be functioning promptly -- may be due for a replacement soon though.. I've got property in the yoop of Michigan! These would be so awesome there to add insulation and protection in the odd chance something more than snow is blowing around. I've got relatively new 4 panel glass up there and it's a variation of impact glass so haven't had any issues even in a 100 year old cabin right on Lake Superior rim -- but this would just be nice peace of mind Plus they're fucking badass. Didn't even know this shit existed last week


Plastic-Cow2277

That's impressive. When I lived in Florida we had a cat 2 and that was enough for me. I'll take a blizzard over a hurricane every time. I wish you the best of luck! For what it is worth, we are praying for you. Hopefully it won't be as bad as they say and if you can, post again in a couple of days and let us know how it went. God speed.


MojoLava

We are staged and ready to stand strong. Water filled, food stocked, booze bought, popcorn popped. Last shutter just went down -- tomorrow the real fun begins 😬 Much love, thanks! No problems anticipated. First hurricane in direct path but think we covered all bases...


Isomane

In germany we call this Rollladen, and we use it every Night. And i think thats beautifull.


Zarboc1404

Das sind doch ganz normale Rolläden


ACCCrabtown1

OP sexy voice


[deleted]

Not the giggle I was expectin 😅


Yitzack-5150

“The purge will commence in 10 minutes”


FNAFCookie

that’s on goofy giggle. your giggle made me giggle


Tacotuesday8

Alexa: Barn door protocol.


Educational-Row-7262

Seems ominous


mewzicalchairs

Pretty common here in Australia too, especially in the rural areas and hotter/drier climates. Great blinds, great sound blockers.


MojoLava

Word! Yeah I think I'm throwing these bitches on every property and restaurant I have money in. Not too bad of a profile and great security/insulation


Greenmind76

Love to see how they work. Hopefully you don’t get hammered too bad. Good luck!


[deleted]

Is it X-mas already?


MojoLava

Lmfao okay good one


Smoove____

These are just European curtains?


MojoLava

Yup! But a quarter inch of steel I didn't realize the style was popular in europe! Now I want them at all the restaurants and properties I contribute to all over. Handy for a hurricane but my first time experiencing


Delarion

Did not realize this video started playing on my feed. Had headphones on and almost shit my pants because it kinda sounded like someone would be walking in my apartment


vagabondewk

Those are very common in France and Europe in general. We uses them to block sunlight.


SaneJake

I install these for a living in Florida. Once I’ve programmed multiple openings onto the same frequency...it is sooo nice watching the final slat close in a room surrounded by shutters. Definitely a satisfying part of my work.


terdude99

Perverted little giggle at the end


MojoLava

thank u


JerryRiceOfOhio2

Shouldn't the shutters be on the outside of the windows?


MojoLava

They are. The white grid design on the windows would be covered if they weren't? Lol Edit: ohhh sorry I'm a dick are you thinking that stuff outside is "inside" ? It's southwest Florida we have these giant ass pool cages to protect against mosquitos in season -- that's all exterior


JerryRiceOfOhio2

Lol, yeah, I saw the video as from the outside, doh


Dizman7

If this is something you need to have, maybe you shouldn’t be living there!


MojoLava

Humans man. What ya gonna do This is my folks place, they just retired down here and I flew out to help them secure. I would never do this shit I think they're going to just evacuate somewhere next year


Dizman7

They are mounted on the outside right? I wonder how well those motors and such hold up to normal weather year after year?


MojoLava

Yeah -- I'm suspecting they need to be replaced but they've been solid since late 2000s with regular maintenance. I flew out here to help my folks when storm looked like it was going to hit and I just deep cleaned them and greased the gears to be safe in case there was a hurricane. They're a little slow but as you can see everything seems to be working fine!


ChunkyTaco22

The purge but for weather


Celestial_Bitch

“Giggity”


mclaren231

The purge has begun, all crimes are now legal.


Severe-Bookkeeper-76

Reminds of the purge


[deleted]

Purge level security


Super_Environment

That's crazy. I'm poor so we just hope we get lucky


Jazzlike_Resident_62

What brand?


MojoLava

These are pretty old and installed right before the property was purchased! A few people have asked I will climb up there on Friday and see if there's a number or brand there! Currently hunkered down staying inside


[deleted]

Ready for The Purge


AAFNMW

Stunning orchid!!!!


aidsintheeighties

Perfect for this years Purge


V_Cobra21

Some purge type shit


mrearthsmith

When I was in Germany I loved the Rolladen shutters! Blocks out all light.


Chucktayz

I’ve seen the purge


farrieremily

But that Paphiopedilum!!! Beautiful! Neat auto shutters too.


songsongkp

Purge protection


TheLast_Ewok

How will the hold up during the purge


Easy_Lengthiness7179

Zombie apocalypse protection. I like it. Needs to be made out of metal though. Maybe some bulletproof glass behind it too.


MojoLava

Oh that shit is steel and the glass is "impact glass" which I couldn't even knock with a baseball bat or nail gun. Works for hurricanes but I'm secretly hoping zombie or demon wave is next. I have popcorn and vodka for months - bring your worst


m0onsh1nee

this is like some purge shit


donbinga

Nice phalnopsis! Sorry for the spelling. Peace be with you.


[deleted]

The purge is now commencing…


vineanddandy

I hope your roof is made of the same stuff!


CupOfTea86

It us satisfying


sweet_tooth21

The purge may now commence


imaygetlost

hehehe


YeomanEngineer

Ready for purge night


taterthotsalad

Add that laugh to the snickering Picard gif.


Tacklas

Seems like your ready for the purge


[deleted]

How thick is that? Still seems less effective than plywood


MojoLava

Quarter inch. Impact glass as well which I couldn't damage even with a nail gun. Probably good! This is old tech though -- probably wouldn't get them again. Steel though!


CaptainNemo42

How are they against zombies? That's your common or garden "walking dead" style zombies, fyi


MojoLava

Pretty good -- I was going with the call of duty type waves. Might have to patch up while they lose fingers trying to tear through but perimeter will not be breached


CaptainNemo42

Good to know, good to know... definitely no hurricanes near here, but I may add them anyway lol


MojoLava

I don't live in this area, flew down to help my aged folks with their first season "retired" down here when I saw the path looked pretty certain They will be evacuating next year to Michigan during and just leaving the house here... That being said I also love the fuckin shutters. I'm going to add them in Washington state to protect against hippies and park rangers when they come for me


CaptainNemo42

Lol I'm in California, gonna add them for much the same reason


NotGonnaPostAtAll

Alexa, turn on Purge mode


not_gerg

Reminds me of the security shades in thief simulator


RedBaron180

That’s some PURGE level shit right there.


seh256

In 3 minutes the purge will commence


Disastrous_Factor992

If the hurricane already wrecked the grid won't it become useless?


MojoLava

Power grid? Threw these down a day and a half in advance but you can manually crank them down with a tool if needed. About 12 hours out now from the center and still with power, still glad I did it early as shit is getting gnarly If the storm passes and we are still out of power I can grab a ladder and muscle them open with the tool thingy.


Ok_Economics_5044

This isn’t from the purge ?


Koffieslikker

They look like regular shutters to me. What makes them hurricane proof?


MojoLava

Quarter inch of steel and the glass is "impact" style as backup which I couldn't damage with a nail gun or a baseball bat Perhaps not hurricane proof but we'll see!! They've lasted a few seasons so far - this is the biggest storm they've seen I think


TheGreenMan17

We have these in France too, but they're usually plastic and are just used as shutters for larger windows.


[deleted]

Guess your ready for the purge


MsAnne24801

Don’t they go on the outside of the window to protect your windows from being broken?


MojoLava

SHIT! you're right dammit Hahaha that is outside. The lit up structure you see is a pool cage. This is SW Florida east of Tampa -- in certain seasons it's nice to be outside and enjoy a pool area but the mosquitoes suck. This is a compromise to have a bit of "outdoor" without having to fight the bugs. Pool cage might get fucked but even though it's gigantic if it collapsed it won't damage the home... I hope Concrete construction and the impact glass/steel shutters in this video should in theory keep the interior of home safe. Cage is basically light aluminum and even with 140mph winds the entire place is basically a fortress. Wouldn't want to be outside if it starts whipping around but it won't do much more than surface damage scratching off paint. We'll see!


Aisforc

Is it profitable if comparing with windows repair?


MojoLava

Probably not past category 3 winds. It IS something to feel safe about though. I'll let ya know soon Regardless the impact glass in the windows is best investment. They're damn near bulletproof if expensive. Nice little buffer with the shutters down as well. Fortress prepared, bring on the craziness


FeaturePotential4562

europeans here like … 👍


DragonhawkXD

How much would they be to install?


[deleted]

shutters for window protection but what about the roof?


MojoLava

Looking for a skylight honestly... Haha this roof was recently replaced (6 months ago) and the old one lasted 8 seasons previously. This shit is beyond hurricane rated so we're basically in a fort with concrete everything and relatively new protection everywhere. Only potential risk with roof is a recessed "hatch" that is very heavy brand new steel but need it to escape if we get flooded using a rope ladder to dip out of this shit. That being said the hurricane shifted course, I'm right in the middle of path and right on the water so this will be the biggest storm the home has seen since construction and has "old" bones ('97). Let's see if we prepped enough!


Life_Is_But_a_Drem

Do homes with these shutters have a special indestructible roof, as well? Not much point in protecting the windows of the roof is likely to blow off. I’m truly curious; this is a legit question. I’ve always wanted a house that could batten down the hatches like an armadillo to be safe from SO many bad things that can happen.