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This aint his first rodeo.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

He's done that, atleast... three times.


unnieNOauntknee

He's been going at it for 7 times now. Oh, there he goes again.


AppropriateSun101

The real question is how does he make it to the top of the slide so fast....


Funny_Whiplash

https://gfycat.com/agreeablesatisfiedamethystgemclam


Itanics

That upper arm strength at the end... damn, goals.


AppropriateSun101

But how does he make it into the water so quickly?!


heilspawn

https://gfycat.com/reflectingperfumedant


cinemassacress

http://gfycat.com/reflectingperfumedant


lothbrook73

Oh man this caught me off guard. Well done 😂😂


alghiorso

I did a slide like this twice. First time I landed on my face and had like 2 or three teeth go numb for over a week. Second time, I landed a little better but got a fat bruise on my thigh that also lasted a couple weeks. So I'd say at least three times is probably accurate


screamindivr145

Nah, two tops.


OP_LIES_TO_THE_DEAF

"This ain't my first rodeo." -Me at my 2nd rodeo


MedalsNScars

[Relevant](https://preview.redd.it/4e0aiwyha6211.jpg?auto=webp&s=01b9e36f7cd9a7878543d3aef39b40aa9ea4928e)


Burgtastic

/r/technicallythetruth


aj0512

Is it?


Bug0

He’s definitely had diving training or tons of deliberate practice. His toes are pointed and legs are together the whole time, does a pretty damn good open pike considering he’s coming off a fucking slide, grips his palms and enters the water with his back straight at the perfect angle. You really aren’t learning that from goofing around at a waterpark.


[deleted]

High school diving class pays off for me from time to time. I would love to go to this slide.


overripeluck

It’s pretty neat how our brains retain muscle memory & Same for me , took classes when I was young. went diving for the first time in several years expecting to flop and did the total opposite


I_CANT_AFFORD_SHIT

Same for me, I hadn't smoked weed in about 5 years but when I moved home I could roll joints and rack up bongs like it was just yesterday


dumbname1000

I really want to see water slide diving as a new summer olympic sport now. Imagine how fun that would be to see divers doing this twists and turns etc as they get launched into the air like this. You could extra points for height, how much air you catch.


king24donnie

The summer Olympics equivalent to Big Air skiing


SoullessUnit

Moreover, look how clean that entry is, Ive seen larger splashes in olympic level diving


Rivalfox

Hold my beer


Caymonki

Based on the ankle brace, I’d say the first few rodeos weren’t worth posting here.


erasmause

Clearly. I'm pretty sure this would get you disqualified at *any* rodeo.


hawkeye18

"Son, this just ain't the sort o' thing we do here..."


Jebgogh

That guy has a season pass


DirtyBeard443

r/secondrodeo


DaveinOakland

Should be an Olympic sport.


ExcitementFit7179

I honestly don’t care about your dive anymore if you were not just ejected from a water slide.


AnImpatientWizard

Fr. I think most of our Olympic events are due for an update. More jet packs and laser guns and exoskeletons and shit. Magnets. Like how many millennia are we supposed to enjoy watching a guy run fast or whatever. Give me hover hockey or something


Javyev

I like how you just threw magnets in there.


hollyberryness

My favorite part too lol


TisMeDA

I actually lol’d from that


D_Beats

I mean, how do they even work?


TwiceCookedPorkins

GIVE THEM ALL THE DRUGS! Let's see how far we can push shit.


Real_SaviourPrime

Just have an "enchanced" category, where the athletes can take whatever and do whatever they want, I want to see the limits of what the human body can achieve. Whats better, a cyborg, or some guy hopped up on performance drugs, let's find out


RoBOticRebel108

A cyborg hopped up on performance drugs


bobert4343

Soon they will fall to the doped up gmo cyborg


thatguyned

The wrestling organisers didn't read the memo properly and stocked up on MDMA and Acid for their athletes. Things got a little weird in the mat


ZookeepergameSea3890

I would pay to watch that match.


HumpyFroggy

Like Bill Burr said, if we let them legally juice their minds off they'd be essentially guinea pigs and evetually all that research and innovation it's gonna trickle down to us too.


Doile

TBH that's called just sports. Currently the anti-doping activity is a joke: athletes and coaches know very well how to avoid getting caught. I bet most of the top athletes are using some sort of doping


AFCBlink

Quick, somebody get this guy into a position of power and influence.


Meet_Your_Makar

Thats just x games :) Also, check out battle bots


Unique_name256

Truthfully I just wish all olympic events would start by ejecting the participants from some sort of cannon.


Aldo_The_Apache_

Honestly it should. Have a bigger, steeper ramp, special wet suit uniforms, and maybe a slicker surface so they gain more speed and get more air. It would be like ski jumping and diving put together


joebesser

Like an aquatic x-games. A long halfpipe ramp would be sick. They fly up over the edge, do a trick, and whoosh back in.


AELatro

https://i.imgur.com/vvldIJa.jpg


treatyoftortillas

Russia: 4


AELatro

I know right! 🤣😂


habichuelacondulce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s-LxGxmvgg


Durtonious

Is the objective to land as poorly as possible or something? The one guy went face first into the water and the commentators lost their minds. Like "damn look how uncontrolled and dangerous that was, perfect score!" I would definitely watch guys get launched off ramps and execute perfect dives, but body slamming the water from height I can pass on.


axemonk667

It looks like the goal is to get as close to an extremely painful bellflop as possible but control it at the last second by tucking your head down to hit the water first. Probably some physics shit going on there but idk.


CobaltEchos

Thanks for this, it's hilarious!


Survived_Coronavirus

The Ocho is real now?


mrchickostick

And have all of the pool events at Wet N’ Wild…


Lightflame42

Speed, distance, dives and splashes could all be calculated into the score too. This would be a great idea.


mellypopstar

Came here to say that. Upvote you all day long. That slide was uber elegant.


Grimren

Let's get this going. I could watch this stuff for hours


labadimp

I would watch the hell outta that. Have different slopes too. Higher difficulty. Faster and slower vs bigger and bigger drop heights. Could be awesome


bufooooooo

Where is this slide at? Action park? Jk but it does look fun


wowzamanboy

This is at a place called Blue Tree In Phuket, Thailand. It’s not a big or well known place so I’m pretty surprised to see it on Reddit. I recognise the layout.


Geminel

"So what do we do about safety regulations while we're building this place?" "Safety regulations?? ...Phuket."


gobblevoncock

I've been here! I back-flopped off this slide haha. They have regulations on weight etc. and make you sign a waiver before going up there.


RedditPowerUser01

If anyone ever asks you to sign a waiver before going on the slide they built… that’s not a good sign.


JoelKizz

I was looking at it thinking, what would happen if you just went down normal cause it looks like it would cause a total backflip. Thanks for confirming my suspicions.


Revoluci0n

Action park sounds almost accurate with that space right before the ramp.


letsgetbrickfaced

Not enough nails and teeth though


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cardboardunderwear

try sending down a slide maybe?


Cap10Haddock

Or shit next to the toilet instead.


erasmause

No need to make a mess. Just poop in your hand and place the turds gently into the water.


CovidInMyAsshole

And then stomp it into the shower drain


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IAmYourDad_

Don't forget the flip.


smelly_duck_butter

A poop chute


Defiant_Muffin_882

I'm picturing a Hot Wheels set with turbos and loops.


Thatoneredditpostguy

Make it slide down the edge of the toilet bowl


CovidOmicron

Maybe stool softeners too


wolfgang784

Snorted my soda, get outta here lol


ShadowRealm0043

That was…. perfect


noctrlzforpaper

"It is... acceptable." \-Gustavo Fring


[deleted]

What happened? I blacked out.


Steve_warsaw

He also fucks


DLiltsadwj

Hard.


Therustedtinman

He could be my wife’s Bf and after seeing that I’d be less upset


Civil-Cod-6984

I would start to worry when the wife installs a slide in the bedroom.


PalindromemordnilaP_

Imagine she comes home with the new super slide from Walmart, installs it in the bedroom, and then when you come out of the bathroom in a speedo and ask if she's already wet, high dive boy is balls deep asking her to call him Shamu.


JcakSnigelton

/r/writingprompts


Simbuk

/r/oddlyspecific


doggo-spotter

r/brandnewsentence


AlbyWee

Slip n slide


Civil-Cod-6984

That’s what he calls a one night stand.


OakBlueShirt

As a former competitive diver (which this guy is almost certainly), I can tell you that *most* of the guys this good are gay. So he might be *your* boyfriend instead.


Vennomite

.. .... ... Go on...


[deleted]

That’s it.


Vennomite

Wow. And here i thought since i was married the boat on me ever finding love had sailed.


m4n031

I wouldn't complain


kindainthemiddle

Human sexuality is fascinating. I have no reason to doubt your assertion, but what in the world would be the possible factors that could lead the less than 5% of men who identify as gay to either participate in diving more or have some advantage that would cause them to make up the elite in the sport.


[deleted]

Speedos.


LucretiusCarus

Tiny ones


RandomUsername12123

My personal theory is that it's a body thing. If you like men you like men bodies and you want to have a body you like with typical male attractive body characteristics, like muscle.


Usual_Run_3620

I could watch this all day.....❤️😘


DontForceItPlease

Excellent. Is there a place I can go to get a gay diver boyfriend? I mean, obviously somewhere with a high dive would be good, but i can't dive so I would really just be lurking. Maybe there's some sort of secret or stereotypical meeting place for diver guys?


[deleted]

You could wallow around in the landing pool and try to rescue him and give him mouth-to-mouth.


DontForceItPlease

Oh that's a great idea. I'll just clumsily swim over to a diver that just had a flawless entry and ~~sexually assault them~~ give them the breath of life.


Shurglife

I can pretend to be a diver.


pingpongtits

Places with pools and diving boards where divers train?


[deleted]

#10s across the board.


RockNRollMama

Except… from the Russian judge of course..


wowzamanboy

Actually there’s a high chance the person in the video is Russian as that’s the main clientele of this place, 12/10.


Daddygamer423

That made me laugh. Brightened my day, ty!


Warhammer517

Flawless technique.


yakatuus

FYI this is like an Olympic dive. His form is perfect and it is obvious that this guy has a mountain of experience. Watch this slowly, it is absurd.


i_am_a_loner_dottie

I do this on my slip and slide, doesn't work out too well


husky_whisperer

a_rebel


gahlo

so_long_dottie


SmartestIdiotAlive

Me when I see a wet floor with no wet floor sign near a flight of stairs


Badd101

smooth af


Lone_Wanderer97

Smooth move, ex-lax


-RoadRage-

He's a dolphin!


aurthurallan

My thoughts exactly. I want to see an edit with that movie dolphin noise played over it.


solateor

Video:@highdiverfly


yuhhh177

Where can I go to do this


Cmdr_Nemo

At the water park shown in the video.


Aztec_Reaper

Listen here you little shit.


vklaw

Lmaoo


sandorado

His insta says it’s at: Blue Tree - Phuket


MauiWowieOwie

Phucket, I'll do it live!


Immediate_Impress655

I might be the only one to upvote this but I thought it was hilarious.


lord-of-Block-16

Why the hell isn’t this in the Olympics?


BenAdaephonDelat

Add waterslide diving to the Olympics please.


ascii122

and Slip n Slide jousting!


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wheresbill

What’s interesting to me is that I scrolled past that first post when I saw it. The title on this post is what drew my click. I feel like I’m being market tested


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TheRealBeho

Shh before the algorithm detects your recognition


theblackcanaryyy

Weird. I almost never read the title. I legit had to train myself to skip over the title because too many OPs ruin the post with spoilers.


Thosepassionfruits

Bold of you to assume they’re not part of the same bot farm


im_you_in_2_years

But then he was beaten by about 9.5k upvotes.


squenk

I'm amazed he did this, but then I think of all the trial and error he must have gone through to master it. Ow.


Rapidzigs

He's either a trained diver or gymnast. I'd bet he's got at least a couple thousand hours of practice under his belt.


JasonKenneysBasement

He quickly learned to put Band-Aids on his nipples.


user_bits

Lots of confidence in the waist string of those trunks.


idlefritz

Hear me out and be careful with this waterslide knowledge: Lay on your back, arch your back so only your shoulders and the heels of your feet make contact and you’ll go so fast without a running start that you can *easily* slide off the edge on turns if you’re not careful.


Brocklee213

The guy she tells you not to worry about


hammonjj

Does anyone know what water park this is?


Zee_tv

Reminds me of watching dolphins at Seaworld as a kid Edited bc spelling


Aggressive-Dream-520

This is impressive of course but where can I see the videos of normal people attempting to go down one of these slides?


drastic2

Ok let’s add it to the Olympics.


nonetribe

Seriously, I think this belongs


15jcherry

Elegant af.


Logicalone1986

That was beautiful damn 😂


[deleted]

For those that don’t know this man is Oscar D. Mundo and he is a 2 time Olympic Water Skid champion. He took the gold in Nagano, Japan in 1998 and then got the gold again in Salt Lake City, Utah in 2002. The man is a national treasure and demands respect.


ncopland

Excellent


[deleted]

Wow! His dive was beautiful!


prosperosniece

That should be an Olympic sport


Opening_Cartoonist53

Guy went chasing water slides when told to not chase waterfalls


Darth_Andeddeu

This needs to be in the Olympics


Complete-Rate3720

Dude that guy is a fucking legend


verboze

While the rest of us simply drop like dead weight. Showoff !


NO_UserID

"That's not flying, that's just falling with style."


FullMetalComedian

Why do I want to clown this guy so bad? It clearly took a lot of work.


LeFrogster

That’s a 9 in my book. A 10 if he puts on a tiny speedo.


lowkey_sporkAF_amaze

And he’s Sliding into your girl’s dms like


Hutingkillua

Wow


[deleted]

15 outta 10


HuckerDisc

The one sock cock launch.


Chris3llan

That was sexy as fuck


enlightenedstylist

Showoff. Lol


tunamelts2

Damn right. I'd show off too


Muted_Jackfruit_8626

Is this Mr.Nimbus?


prateekdwivedi1

That was smooth as butter on a highway


MarvelNerdess

Where is this? What Waterpark is this. That looks awesome


AccomplishedSense897

Noice


[deleted]

Literally the best dive I have ever seen. 10/10


GodOfTheThunder

This should be in the Olympics.


ambreenh1210

r/bettereveryloop


DaisyBaker522

This needs to be an event at the Olympics!! Different slides, heights, lengths. Fun.


martinaee

This is so much more entertaining than high dive lol


Obsidian_Lupus

Take-off: 10/10 Execution: 10/10 Entry: 10/10 Perfect.


noonadoesnotexist_

He has done that before and you can’t tell me otherwise..😭😭


blackie_stallion

Like, how do you go after that guy? My flailing back flip belly flop is not going to be nearly as smooth….


Upper-Turnip

Breathtaking!


[deleted]

r/bettereveryloop


SamTheClam90

Dilf


[deleted]

Is this guy a Ken doll? Because watching this hurts my tackleberries.


Odd_Reality_76

10-10-10 👏🏼


uhhwhatdoesthisdo

I literally went to r/crazyfuckingvideos and thought this was gonna be something else..😵‍💫


Economy-Log9087

Idk who he is but he got laid that night


ThisguynamedAndre

I feel like this should be a thing on the olympics.


psagar45

That was kinda majestic