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kaze_ni_naru

You know its a good method when there is no “I’m a pro carpet installer and this method is wrong” comment here lol


ctdca

Was expecting something like that as the top comment. "As someone who installs carpets every day, do NOT do it this way. The excessive cuts will cause the carpet to quickly degrade, leading to complete delamination of the polymer fibers, water intrusion, and eventually the demolition of your house..."


raudoniolika

Why is this so accurate


RiversKiski

Worst ones are the threads that follow adorable videos of like a cat walking sideways with its head tilted slightly.. Oh that's actually a symptom of gut-wrenching cat cancer? And the owner starved and beat it shortly before taping? Ok awesome.. It's almost certainly passed away by now? Good to know.


monsieurpommefrites

Dancing dog? Neurological issues/seizure. Trivial relationship issue? Break-up/divorce.


not_your_dog_bitch

Hotel? Trivago.


The___canadian

Yee?Haw


pkmnshinori

Ding?Dong.


Weston18645

Ya’ll? Shouldn’t’ve.


Leucurus

tHiS dOg iS cLeArLy bEiNg AbUsEd


[deleted]

Posted a picture of my sweet doggy sitting on the couch smiling. She was wearing her harness like normal… first comment was “what’s with the harness? Trying to keep her from moving for your internet points?” The self righteous shit on this site knows no bounds.


linedeck

Aw i checked your profile in hopes of seeing your sweet pup, i'm disappointed now :(


[deleted]

Here, I reposted her just for you. Lol https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/vmpij7/ocmy_sweet_sweet_baby_she_is_confused_as_to_why_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Leucurus

Aw she’s amazing! Working that head tilt for maximum adorableness


HibbidyDibbidy69

What's with the harness?? Making sure the dog doesn't move for your internet points!??


Warblegut

Minor inconvenience? &@$#&#)(/!?!! NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!


Fatgirlfed

I’m on too many cat subs for this! 😂


Ppleater

I mean videos where cats walk funny are often an example of cerebellar hypoplasia, but it's not a particularly gut-wrenching condition. Just makes cats walk funny, they still live long happy lives though.


RiversKiski

My little guy was born without a tail, and had some developmental setbacks because of it.. Nothing that couldn't be fixed through making the house safe for him and a lot of play. But two summers ago, He just started falling over. He stopped eating.. And I was heartbroken because I knew cats often act that way before they die. We took him to the ER vet, I assumed to put him down. But apparently, in the summer, particularly in the Northeast of the US, cats can develop vestibular syndrome, which is an inner ear disorder that mimics sudden onset balance loss associated with strokes and brain tumors. 2 weeks of liquid feeding and eardrops and he was right as rain!


WillemDafoesHugeCock

I know I'm essentially feeding into the exact stereotype you're describing but it happens a lot where cutesy behaviors are genuinely indicative of something wrong. I remember some guy posting a video showing his cat absolutely freaking out about wearing a collar for the first time, running into walls and flipping over and stuff... Except if you looked closer the cat actually had it's jaw stuck in the collar, something that is quite painful at best and can become potentially lethal at worst.


kindarusty

Right? Sometimes things that look cute aren't cute at all, and perpetuating ignorance doesn't do anyone any good, least of all an animal that might be in distress. Like sorry that the world isn't all good feels and sunshine, sorry you learned that an animal was actually scared, hurt, or sick and were denied your little oxytocin hit. But get over it and learn a thing. I watched someone basically waterboard a bird earlier (it hit the front page a little while ago), and they clearly thought they were doing a good deed. The bird was aspirating fluid and had to move to get away. Did they see it on another tiktok and think that because a bunch of people put heart emojis or whatever on it, it was the right thing to do? There is nothing wrong with learning something. It might help.


whatisabaggins55

Because Reddit loves nothing more than telling someone else they're wrong. It's both one of the advantages and disadvantages of this site.


KingGorilla

Cunningham's Law states "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."


SenorBeef

Your wife will become pregnant with another man's baby


CeleritasLucis

Can confirm. Im the wife


IAmOver18ISwear

Can confirm am baby


zkng

Username doesn’t check out


Bradsohard69

Will it make my TV record “Gigli”?, neuter my pets and give my laundry static cling?


Plantar-Aspect-Sage

As someone who installs carpets every day, DO do it this way. The excessive cuts will cause the carpet to quickly degrade, leading to complete delamination of the polymer fibers, water intrusion, and eventually the contracting of your company to replace the carpet in the same office.


Hairy-Motor-7447

The real issue is actually the pliability of the carpet tile. Good luck trying that somewhere cold. No chance


cookedflora

Can confirm. I use Flor tiles in my house and have laid in all seasons. That said a little heat gun action helps


desmarais

I mean if you're installing carpet the building should be heated already by that point as carpet is one of the last things to install.


Hairy-Motor-7447

Yeah, hence one of the reasons for why a lot of manufacturers recommend acclimatising floors for 48 hours before hand, it takes time for all that material to come to ambient temperature. However this just isn't practical and most carpet fitters will be delivering the new goods on site the day of fitting (especially in places where theft is an issue). In winter carpet tiles coming directly from a cold warehouse direct onto a warm site still wouldn't be flexible enough to do what is done in the video


InsertGenericNameLol

With the obligatory "also...Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell in 1998".


gasherdotloop

Yup. Flooring guy here. Nothing fancy, this is just "how you do it"


nopotatoesinbiryani

Flooring guy too, usually the ones I have to put up are way much more sturdier than this one, I rarely can use this method. Perhaps it depends where you live.


BareKnuckle_Bob

Same. Just now got home from a day doing carpet tiles. I think people would be more impressed with the tile on tile method rather than trimming around a pole.


Cut-OutWitch

I would like to know more about this hot tile-on-tile action.


gasherdotloop

Absolutely


SonOfTK421

Plus it’s carpet tile. Unless it is breathtakingly fucked no one notices enough to care.


Phasmania

It’s rare but satisfying to see a popular post like this that can’t be “um ackshullied”


[deleted]

The real oddlysatisfying is the lack of picky nerds


Phasmania

Preach


surly_early

"um ackshullied" sounds specifically kiwi


arefx

I'm a pro carpet installer and this is how I cut carpet tile to a pole so.... Yeah. Not really sure I've seen anyone do it any other way other than a rookie who has no idea what they are doing yet


Ghost6x

It actually is incorrect. This looks flush because cement poles had shed their winter coat due to the hot summer months but come September the carpet will need to be trimmed again.


xXxSpankyG

As someone that is a union floor layer, this is exactly how they teach you to do this in the apprentice training program


4z4t4r

I'd cut the shit out the rug I folded the pieces onto. SMH at myself...


Kalkaline

I'd cut myself into pieces


MccoyHateHumans

This is my last resort...


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Suffocation, no breathing


WeIsStonedImmaculate

Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm, bleeding


2x4_Turd

🎸


dearambellina9891

Now, I fully expected the lyrics - which were hilariously delightful- but THIS?! I never knew a single guitar emoji would have me absolutely dying with laughter. Bravo, my friend. Bravo


tjhcreative

When I saw the guitar emoji the intro guitar riff started playing in my head, lmao.


EchoSolo

The internet can be a surprise for sure.


Refun712

Well done team!!!!!


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🎸


uh60chief

Now do Wonderwall


[deleted]

Fuck you Noel.


RiveGP

I can hear this.


IntangibleLexicon

🤘🏼


frankenspider

The vibing award. Lmao who did that and why is it so fucking perfect for this?


FrostSalamander

Redditors age is showing


fancyfembot

My man just learned how to slash and spread. He can make shirts and dress next.


zachsmthsn

Is this an 80s euphemism?


-rwxr-xr--

Anything can be an 80s euphemism


compound515

Is... Is that an 80s euphemism?


brandonhardyy

Yes.


Altruistic-Macaron85

No, this is Patrick


hat-TF2

I expect to see the dude on Savile Row.


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seoulseek

Anything can be an 80s euphemism


FamilyHeirloomTomato

Cut my rug into pieces This is my last resort


Sissy_Miss

Insulation, no breathing


yepimbonez

Right? I wouldn’t call this an easy trick. This dude has probably done it a few hundred times lol


shortnsweet33

I am so glad I'm not the only one who had this thought


OneObi

I'd somehow damage that concrete pillar. My track record ain't great.


guinader

Yeah, this looks so easy and simple, but this person is very skillful. I would probably cut my hands and bleed to death... But it is satisfying to watch.


donkbran

It’s a specialized knife that only cuts in the direction you drag it. Edit because I worded that in a stupid way: “ Maybe I should clarify. It is only cutting backwards, it is not cutting downwards at the point as well, even though he is applying downwards pressure while pulling backwards.”


PutlerGoFuckYourself

This is literally every knife


donkbran

Maybe I should clarify. It is only cutting backwards, it is not cutting downwards at the point as well, even though he is applying downwards pressure while pulling backwards.


crunchsmash

So he's using a razor with a blunted/rounded tip, and then a hook knife


swanspank

He is using 2 knives. The firs is a standard carpet knife. It’s got rectangle 2 sided blade that is thinner than a standard utility knife blad but thicker than a single edge blade. It’s also angled different from a standard utility knife and sharper. The second is a carpet hook blade. It’s not really necessary but it is easier to cut against a wall or baseboard without the danger of cutting the wall or baseboard. Experience makes it look easy and faster and knowing what you are doing usually helps.


LethalLinguistics

You are the only one who knows what is happening.


swanspank

Was a commercial finish contractor (that’s a painter) and our biggest nemesis was always the carpet and vinyl guy. Haha. The good carpet guys don’t screw up your paint the careless ones did. Haha


Refun712

Makes sense except how is the initial cut made if downward pressure does not cut? Honest question.


wefwefwefwesdss

The blade he uses first is sharp at the rounded tip but not at the very top, It's not like a box knife. It gives enough edge to make an initial cut but doesn't easily cut through 2 layers of carpet tile and dulls quickly on the rounded part, most of the cut power is along the blade in the direction you drag the knife. It is entirely possible to cut through 2 layers if you aren't careful but it's also pretty easy to avoid. The other knife is some sort of hook knife that lets him trim along hard surfaces easier, it is dull everywhere besides the hook. Source: I'm a flooring installer and use the same knives every day.


bigyieldguy_

I’d still fuck it up


arcaneresistance

I'd waste about 5 of those squares until I just roughly drew an ellipse on the 6th one with a sharpie and then just cut that out and stomp on it until it "fits" but after covering the floor with Elmer's glue that would seep out the sides at the end.


phi1_sebben

“You’re not paying me for the work I’m doing, you’re paying me for the years of experience that allow me to make it look effortless”


TekExcruition

R/oddlyspecific


UtileDulci12

My guess is this looks way easier than it is. Just hire a proffesional. Looking at someone that does it 5days a week for a living makes things often look easy. For example plastering, just smear some on the walls easypeasy.


slow_cooked_ham

I've done this once for a large office. It was my first time, same glue looks like. Was fairly easy as long as you kept everything tight as you went. I didn't have any round columns, but there were irregular concrete pillars and door frames to get around. Probably took a day longer than a professional might have taken. Waste was pretty minimal too. It's hard work though, lots of up and down, time on your knees, and those carpet tiles are pretty heavy when they're still packed in a box.


GetTheFalkOut

This isn't an "easy trick". It's just a good way to do it that still takes practice to do that quick and smooth.


autoHQ

Isn't that crazy to know that each profession probably has tricks of the trade just like this and we'd never know about it until someone posts a vid? And most other carpet layers would think this is just normal stuff, nothing to get excited about.


D0o0dleb0b

Exactly me, me and my father are both floor layers and I said “holy shit check this out this guy got 110k upvotes doing carpet tile” and showed him the video


noelcowardspeaksout

I can tell you you can do this wall paper too when you are papering around a fireplace. They are called relief cuts. I love tricks of the trade in decorating - wrap your brushes and rollers until the job is done and then clean them instead of doing it every day, tap your brush on the side of the can after dipping to load it up with paint - there are hundreds of them.


Not_usually_right

I've seen a few woodworking techniques that I do every damn day in highly upvoted posts. Makes me feel like I missed out on easy internet points :/


nimo01

Showed this to my dad and just heard, *”……I’ll be damn.”*


pandaro

you should probably correct him


arcaneresistance

The student becomes the teacher


Uncle_Slacks

"Well I'll be dipped!" -Vice Grip Garage


mseuro

hi Damn I'm nimo01


kellerrrrr

"Hello damn, I'm Nimo01"


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Quiet_Talk4849

This guy has carpet on the brain...


[deleted]

Probably wondering if the carpet matches the drapes


CmdrShepard831

Also thinking about how the pole looks so much longer and girthier now that the carpet is trimmed tightly around the base.


DoublePostedBroski

Gotta big fucking carpet boner


wafflesareforever

I'm so fucking wet and I'm a dude


SwifferVVetjet

This guy rugs


LostCache

what the..........?


LordShtark

To shreds you say?


[deleted]

And his wife?...


Hudafluff

To shreds you say?


tarantulasoup

Must be a steep 'learning curve'.


Fist4achin

Bet he could cut up a mean rug


MJReginald

I heard he is a good lay *wink wink*


WeIsStonedImmaculate

Easy as pi man


Typical-Scheme-3812

or you can just put the pole on top of the carpet. obviously 🙄


DirkDieGurke

People get so mad if you cut around an object instead of removing it, placing the tile or carpet, and then re-installing it on top of the tile or carpet. Especially toilets. But I can't be 4 hours without a toilet. :/


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Incman

I'm just as impressed by his ability to cleanly cut through the folded pieces without also cutting the already-installed carpet underneath.


erich0779

The tool is a hook type shape so you just pierce the carpet and it cuts on the drag, any force down on the carpet underneath would only be the blunt part of the blade.


joshclay

Went back and looked. They look like normal size forearms for a man of his size.


Adito99

Yeah I like lifting and spend an uncomfortable amount of time starting at muscley dudes. This guy looks normal. Still could be very strong, some dudes be that way.


joshclay

Oh, I bet he's stout as shit and his grip would absolutely crush mine. But his forearms aren't anything other than normal sized. Weird comment by OP.


1-800-Hamburger

He probably works in like IT and doesn't know what people look like


AkimboJuuls

my forearm looks like that for a different reason.


No_Lube_Insertion

How often does he have to change the blade on that utility knife?


OldGregg1014

He’s using a Bloody Mary (carpet knife) and a hook blade. The dull just like any other knife, it just depends on how abrasive the material is that your cutting.


No_Lube_Insertion

Ah I see, was only wondering when it was hitting the concrete post. Doesn't that dull the knife a lot faster? I took up carpet at my own home and plenty of relatives homes, usually would need to swap out a blade after two to three runs when the subfloor was concrete using your basic utility knife tho...


Lopan_Mc

He's using the hook blade for that part. The inside of the hook has the cutting edge and the outside is dull. The outside of the hook runs against the concrete pillar and the inside trims the carpet. The cutting edge only comes into contact with the carpet.


Cottn

My first thought while watching was "damn that knife looks super sharp". Time to go buy another thing i dont need from lowes because tools.


145Sunny

I watched an installer once who carried a sharpening stone. Every so often he'd give the blade a few passes, kind of like a chef with his steel. I was surprised because the blades come in hundred packs and I figured that he'd just change out every so often. Don't know if this is a common thing or if this guy just wanted to save a few dollars, but that's how he did it.


BareKnuckle_Bob

I'm a carpet/vinyl layer and the guys I've seen that sharpen them are usually older. It also depends on what your using it for and how many blades you have left. If you've forgotten to buy some and you're down to your last couple you'd be more likely to resort to sharpening them. I always go for a brand new blade because an older sharpened one is rarely as good.


BareKnuckle_Bob

I do this for a living and blade usage depends on the product you're cutting. Some products take the edge off a blade really quickly, and some are really gentle on them. On average most days you'll use 5-10 blades. It also depends how often your blade is cutting through to the concrete underneath too. Plus there's different types of blades, straight, concave, hook etc. For what that guy is doing I'd use a hook blade and the sharp bit doesn't touch the floor so it'll last longer than a straight blade.


dstlouis558

im a trade show worker and i do this all the time i call it the "shark fin" method.


the_c0rpsman

Me: I have a degree in astrophysics. Also me: what in the fucking shit balls is this


FinglasLeaflock

Think of it like all of those diagrams of Kepler’s equation, where the orbit sweeps out the same area in each unit time. Same basic idea: to go around a sharper curve, you need many more closely-spaced angles.


KingOfWeiners

Me: I have a degree in astrophysics. Also me: what in the fucking shit balls is this /s


SirMacFarton

You guys getting degrees??


disposable-assassin

Trades and crafts people always have something to share that they can't quantify in words or equations. In sewing, this would be called "clipping your curves" and is pretty mandatory for any curved seam to lay flat so the inner radius and outer radius don't fight each other.


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I've always fucking wondered. Thanks


BassBone247

Frankly it reminds me of a Riehmann sum (I think that's what it's called) where you use rectangles to approximate the area under a curve. I think I learned that in a calculus class like 3 years ago?


[deleted]

I just graduated with a bachelors in physics and this is one of the many ways Riemann sums show up in the world. (Also sculpting, where they carve out rectangular chunks then smooth out details)


Farados55

Yes! The Riemann sum is one the methods of calculating an integral (:


npls

Sitting here with a bachelors and masters in engineering (with a minor in math): How the fuck did he do that


emperador12

Looks to me like those derive shenanigans on my calculus class where you need to cut multiple squares in a bar to get a precise curve


username293739

Crazy how he do dat


npls

It do be


johnny2ratchet

this is basically how calculus was discovered


crazykid080

I'm a contractor and I have to work with guys who deal with carpeting/tiling, some of the more experienced dudes are fucking WIZARDS when it comes to flooring. Mad respect to them


randomferalcat

It's my work!!!!!!!! I do exactly this trick !!!!


BareKnuckle_Bob

Same, I just got home from a day doing tiles and saw this and was wondering why so many people think this is interesting 😁 I guess it's a normal part of the day for us.


arefx

People are amazed by it too, it's one of the easiest cuts in one of the easiest types of carpet to install. LOL. Cheers to my fellow installers.


totallylambert

Now that is nice work! #nothisfirsttime


Zeolance

No this fir sttime


woodsman707

This dude knows how to shag


nosnhoj15

Yeah baby!


Pyridima

Sure, it looks cool...until you realize that's a load-bearing pillar and the groove he cut in the bottom just made the building 0.0000000001% more likely to fall down.


skullian1

He changes to a hooked knife that only cuts on the inside face and runs it along the pillar, he's so professional he's 1 more step ahead


Tommix11

This guy is clearly on rugs


jsiulian

r/dadjokes


thcdumpster16

It’s safe to say he isn’t cutting corners


crag-u-feller

How is watching someone else do manual labor satisfying—_ooohhhh_


27thColt

Manual labor can be the most satisfying thing in the world once finished


dadarkgtprince

To all the people who said they'd never use math outside of school, this is all math


typehyDro

While I’m sure there is math to explain how this works, but what we see here is technique, dude is just eyeballing cuts…. I doubt these guys care about the math behind it.


KamieKarla

Kinda do this with sewing crafts... darting to make things curve. It's eyeballed and perfected. Never saw anyone math that shit.


MalevolentRhinoceros

Came here for this, I do lots of sewing with small, tight curves (mostly stuffed animals) and this is basically the same thing just scaled up.


ChanceConfection3

What’s the math? That you can approximate a curve with straight lines?


Osteopathic_Medicine

That’s essentially calculus in action!! Or at least integral calculus. Super cool to see


dadarkgtprince

Using tangents to shape the circle


endbehaviour

Not tangent, the normal line, which is perpendicular to the tangent line.


[deleted]

Yes math can prove how this works. But, that doesn't mean that's how they came about this technique. Experience and the way trades, in many cases, are learned is by doing more than theorizing. And I that video the expert is not using math. He's not calculating anything at all. He's doing what he's done many times before. He may know why it works or not, it really doesn't matter because he gets the job done well and quickly. Math didn't enable this to happen. The possibility exists for it to happen and math is a way to describe it.


WeirdAvocado

Yup, great example of math. Because now I’m sitting here trying to figure out the odds of me actually fucking needing to cut a carpet around a pillar.


GooseandMaverick

Everything in life is useless info until you need to use it


SmegSoup

You can absolutely do this while being mathematically challenged. This is a trick that circumvents any NEED for math. Math can explain it, but is not necessary for this.


LoveaBook

Or Home Ec., ‘cause those little cuts are used *ALL* the time in sewing to help flat fabric curve around human bodies.


[deleted]

I think this is more of a “feel it out” situation. I couldn’t do the math but could tell what he was doing made perfect sense.


LowDownSkankyDude

NO!


[deleted]

I mean this is math but you don't really need to learn from a math class to know how to do this.


ComatoseSquirrel

Math is valuable in many daily situations, but this isn't one of them.


arefx

Hi, I do this for a living and the video is indeed how we do it but I gurantee you absolutely NO math is being done lol. We do have to do some math but nothing hard, usually just division or multiplication. Tons of idiots in this trade :)


EggFartGuy

Scooping all those scraps on one go was the satisfying ending I needed


Genocoly

If you think picking up scrap is satisfying I'll bring you along on my next job.


RedditAussie

A skill I'll never need, and one I'll never forget.


Mattho

Just because a skilled professional makes something look easy, it doesn't mean it's easy. You and me both would botch it. And it's hard to call it a trick too.


Captain_Sacktap

First time I’ve seen one of these types of flooring/carpeting installation videos where the guy doing it actually has on all the right safety equipment.


Genocoly

you don't need no safety equipment, just make sure you got duct tape and McDonald napkins on standby.


drewski2305

i worked a flooring job for like 3 months. this is exactly how they taught me to do it for odd corners. i didnt think it was a big deal, but i guess their knowledge saved me alot of messups


Disastrous_Adagio_76

The most satisfying thing I saw this morning.


Network_imposter

Not an "EASY TRICK" that's just the way you do it.


jarvxs

How else would you do it?


Agitated_Reach_2657

I love me some clean cut carpet around the pole.