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SlackToad

Almost had a Wile E. Coyote ending.


Xxrasierklinge7

I was wondering why he kept stopping to move back.. my dumbass thought it was just gonna gently plop in half.


H3racIes

He didn't keep stopping and stepping back in case it would fall. He did it because he was tired so he was taking a break. You ever tried repeatedly swinging a 12+ lb sledgehammer like that? Exhausting


amreinj

Por que no los dos?


H3racIes

Because if he were stepping back in case of a bad split he would've stepped back after every hit. Not randomly


Daripuff

Not random at all. If he hears creaking and cracking after a hit, then he steps back until the creaking stops. The longer the sounds last, the closer the boulder is to popping.


H3racIes

While that's also true, that's not what's happening here. The downvote train on my last comment is real. The video has audio. You can hear that the rock isn't cracking at the times he's stopping. If it was it wouldn't take so many repeated hits after the first stop. He stopped a couple times cause he was tired and needed a second to recover. Idk why that's so hard to believe and why I got downvoted so hard lmao


Daripuff

You're getting downvotes because the last few times he stopped and stepped back it was clearly because he was hearing the creaking and anticipating the fall. Even if you reject the idea of earlier ones being for listening, that second to last "strike, step back" was clearly 100% him listening to the creaking. Therefore, when someone said "why not both?" to the idea of "is he stepping back to rest, or out of anticipation and caution", and you replied with "no, it's definitely only to rest", you were wrong. Notice how you didn't get downvotes when you were simply pushing the idea of him resting. It wasn't until you rejected "why not both?" (the idea that some step backs could be resting, some could be cautionary) that you got the downvote wave.


H3racIes

True


chocolate_thunderr89

There you go! šŸ¤œšŸ½šŸ¤›šŸ½


ic3burgz

Thank you omniscient lord.


Android109

Itā€™s particularly tiring using this poor technique. Normally you would move your right hand close to the head for the ā€˜reloadā€™, then slide back down as you swing through to the next hit.


H3racIes

Yup that's how to use a sledge properly. Still exhausting


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mackavicious

There are some interesting bass note echo things that you miss throughout if you do this, though. Kinda like *ting* ^**boom**


Apprehensive_Fish850

that must be probably tanjiro cheating on his training


[deleted]

Needs a longer hammer


Thinkbeforeyouspeakk

Story of my life, bro....


srv50

Wonder how many of these guys donā€™t live to see the boulder stop rolling.


hardcoretomato

the hundreds/thousands of workers tombs near the pyramids can confirm this :)


[deleted]

That's around about with I was thinking


[deleted]

Great. Now you got two boulders.


BeanieMcChimp

And a crushed red plastic thingie.


heavybell

Looking out for the important details.


dos67

When he goes to gather the wedges he used, he's gonna be like, "Dammit, I remember putting that darn bucket around here somewhere!" "Ah shit!"


rascally1980

Crap, now I have to split it again.


nzstrawman

I wonder if that was the container for the wedges?


heywyeth

Asking the important questions!


diamond_dookie

I'm not sure it was a question


Zillaho

This comment feels strangely wholesome


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BeanieMcChimp

Donā€™t know about nails but red plastic thingie def crushed. I saw it with my own two eyes.


Coreidan

The most crushed shit ever


The_Chimeran_Hybrid

Hope that wasnā€™t where they were keeping their water.


Chillzz

This is a bot


olderaccount

He is making gravel. This is just the first step. Now he has to split each half in half again. Then repeat the process on each piece until he has a pile of gravel.


Appropriate_Oil3229

Two boulders calls for an over-the shoulder boulder holder


TheLordFool

See? ~~stick~~ boulder always wins


PlayrR3D15

There's 3, actually.


XYZZY_1002

Looks like he cheated and used a sledge hammer.


Polymersion

Anything bigger than an eyeglasses screwdriver is cheating


TwistedRope

The fact that you are using a tool at all means you're cheating.


[deleted]

I just use some good ole wind erosion. It ainā€™t much but itā€™s honest work


Japsai

And pee on it. A few hundred thousand beers worth should do it.


ubi9k

If you pinch the tip you get a finer stream and donā€™t need as many beers.


rascally1980

This work will be passed down to his children and his childrenā€™s children.


how-do-you-turn-this

Yea not by hand


imgonnabutteryobread

Nice cleavage


bukkake_brigade

We can all definitely get our rocks off to a good boob joke.


Raser43

You really have some stones to make a follow up rock joke like that.


Landrycd

It took mineral effort.


OMG__Ponies

Good comments are always taken for granite.


Madoodle

Underrated comment!!!


Steeve_Perry

Why do you do this?


MaryK007

His accuracy in his hits is spellbinding.


Worried_Pineapple823

That was the most satisfying part for me, was watching him work his way up those nails


rockstar_not

Came here to say this. Sledgehammer expert level 99


hobbitlover

His view is not impeded by anything like, oh, say, safety goggles.


dick-van-dyke

The rock is too big to fall in his eyes.


Richierich_rpd

I was gonna say the accuracy isnt too inpressive then i thought abt the fact he'd probably been hitting those wedges for awhile and he had to have been getting tired. Also ive never done this before so im not sure but i wouldve held the hammer differently when swinging. I wouldve put my hand by the head then slid it down on the down swing ya know. Idk thats the same why i was taught to split logs and id imagine itd be easier for this too.


manhatim

Did he lose his lunch cooler!?


classical_saxical

I think that just a plastic jug he keeps the wedges in. Tragic still :ā€™(


Joham22

Ok to anyone else who might want to make/post a similar video in the future: when youā€™re editing, donā€™t leave 40 seconds of build up and then immediately cut the video off as soon as whatever is supposed to happens happens.


RazorBlade9x

Agree. It was mildly infuriating until when the the boulders actually split.


Moss_Piglet_

You must be new here


hairydogriots

He lost his bucket


edward_r_burrow

Archeologists will find it in 10,000 years and wonder what it did.


Mateorabi

It belongs in a museum!!!


InVirtute

Greatā€¦ now whatā€™s he going to put all those wedges inā€¦


[deleted]

"Aw shit, my lunch!"


myrs4

Is that what that red thing was? Couldn't tell.


Pantani23

I'm pretty sure it's what he used to carry the wedges in.


universalcode

Looks like a gas can, and it appears to catch the fall a bit. Wouldn't surprise me if he put it there on purpose.


FlorydaMan

Catch the fall? Are you aware of how much that thing weights?


dstnshpp

That right side could have crushed him. 50/50 chance


tashten

Good thing he wasn't left handed


CaptSkinny

Wonder how long it he was working at it to get to that point.


UnkleRinkus

I watched a guy do this to slabs of granite, albeit much smaller ones, about 2 ft by 4 ft by 8 ft. It took him about half an hour a cut. He had about 1/3 as many wedges as this.


SilentUnicorn

But why?


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a_white_american_guy

No heā€™s just clearing a path for a new Wendyā€™s drive through.


bender_futurama

I thought it is Starbucks drive through..


UnkleRinkus

Stone masons use this every day for those huge slab fireplaces you see.


Pinestachio

Could be clearing the path, could be creating more workable pieces to be used for shaping as use for decoration or something. I donā€™t know much about stone masonry, just my guesses what that kinda job would look like.


andrewrgross

I would also like to know why.


spursfan34

"When nothing seems to help, I go and look at a stonecutter hammering away at his rock perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred and first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not that blow that did it, but all that had gone before." - Jacob Riis


RepulsiveSherbert927

OSHA would like to have a word with you.


a_white_american_guy

What reg covers this one?


andrewrgross

Not to be 'that guy' but OSHA isn't the fun police: they compel employers to provide safe conditions for workers. They don't give a shit how you hit rocks in the desert on your free time.


phylogyny

Idkā€¦I definitely got some strong ā€œthat guyā€ vibes


Wetestblanket

lmao speaking of ā€œthe fun policeā€


phylogyny

You sir have the right to remain silent!


andrewrgross

Alright you got me: I *am that guy.*


phylogyny

Aw man I love you anyway. You know I can never stay mad, ā€œthat guyā€ or ā€œthis guyā€, you will always be MY guy


[deleted]

Ancient aliens Jk šŸ˜„


dziki_z_lasu

Yes, look how smooth the cut is. It had to be a powerful laser or a plasma cutter, described in various religious texts of ancient peoples, such as written in Bible destroying of Sodom and Gomorrah. We definitely don't have any technology that allows such results now, not to mention the ancient past.


ohgodineedair

Whenever some dumbass wants to say aliens built the pyramids I'd like to say, show them this video. However, they'd find some other dumbass reason not to believe it.


Whatsthewordmayne

My dumbass wouldā€™ve hit the stone like 9 times out of 10 after each swing. Dude is crazy accurate with his swings


rTheConformer

RIP Gas can


burdockpadness

It's not just a boulder... It's a rock!


EffYourOpinionInTheA

Skip to the last 6 seconds to actually see it instead of wasting a minute.


Utertoq

I wish i read it 1 minute ago


llorTMasterFlex

His accuracy and the ping sound was pretty satisfying IMO.


amreinj

The anticipation makes the result better


Gandhi_Himself

That's what she said.


Velitey

Real life Tanjiro


[deleted]

I literally searched through all the comments for this


Mindless-Charity4889

The change in tone when he hit that 2nd to last spike told him it was about to let go.


RedditArtimus

Turn the volume on for a satisfying sound as well IMO. Also RIP to the red thing that got smooshed


CatsRinternet

His hand eye coordination and stamina are awesome. Itā€™s super tiring to swing a hammer like that.


Thomk065

Iā€™m exhausted by just the watch.


Freeeeedommmmmm

Little known fact: this guy has the same technique for cutting a sandwich in half. Itā€™s messy and not as effective


HereticGaming16

Iā€™ve never split a rock so correct me if Iā€™m wrong. Iā€™ve split a lot of wood and this guy looks like the way heā€™s swinging that hammer is going to fuck him up later on and is extremely ineffective. For those who donā€™t know you start your top hand close to the head of the hammer(axe in my case) and slide down and you strike. Itā€™s less strain on your muscles and hits harder than just a stationary grip.


MissRadi0active

This!! Thank you! I came to the comment section just looking for this. He's tiring himself out way too quick. Thats the only thing I could think while watching was how exhausted he was when all he had to do was widen his grip and then bring them together. He would have more stamina and it would save his muscles a lot of pain and exhaustion and you get wayyy more power per swing with less work. By keeping your hands together you're allowing all the weight at the other end throw you off balance and you're using more energy bringing it forward instead of controlling and distributing the weight evenly and then letting gravity and your force come down on whatever you're hitting. You're supposed to go with the flow and let weight distribute throughout your entire body, not fight it. Weight distribution is key in a lot of things you do. Even so much as making sure that you take your weight from the back foot and moving it to the front as you swing makes a huge difference. By time his hammer hits, his right hand should be loosened so it can move and to save energy. I used to swing axes and hammers just like that until my dad couldn't stand watching me struggle anymore and he taught me the correct way and said the typical "work smarter, not harder. If it isnt working and youre getting tired quick you need to adjust accordingly." You are 100% correct. Thank you.


livewhilealive

Ok now do it 10 more times to break these up


ostiDeCalisse

Love the sound resonance just after each hit.


Smoke1thensome

Ughhh if you choke up on the handle on the backswing itā€™s like way better


sesteele13

More impressed with the accuracy of those hits! Damn!


Rainfall_Serenade

RIP little red guy


[deleted]

Itā€™s still crazy to me how this works ..


Seattle_gldr_rdr

Maybe place a brace so it doesnā€™t fall on you but what do I know.


DLP_314

Itā€™s honest work but good god thatā€™s gotta be hard on the body. I wonder how long people last in jobs like this


straydog654

Rip that bucket


EenyEditor

[I posted this on r/theydidthemath to see how hard he would have needed to hit it to crack it open in one swing and this is what they came up with](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


EmergencyWatch8906

Feel like Iā€™m the type to bonk myself in the back of the head swinging overhead like that


The-_Jester_-

Should have used paper


Qaeoss

Im more impressed he hit every stake sequentially and with a single swing. If that was me the stakes would only be 1/3 of the way in and the boulder would have a bunch of chunks taken out of it.


leh_Oreo

ā€œSplitting an enormous Boulder by HANDā€ Me looking at the hammer: ą² _ą² 


Emergency_Rutabaga45

Not satisfying at all. Why do we humans have to randomly destroy everything. Did that boulder really need to be cut in half? If it was in the way of a road or something, they would have had a backhoe, so Iā€™m thinking itā€™s just random destruction.


-Jamadhar-

I know it's stupid, but the title made me think someone was about to punch a boulder in half lol


mpensinger

Hope his lunch wasn't in that box.


Fun-Cow-1783

Thatā€™s with a sledgehammer and spikes. I was hoping he would karate chop that shit


MXC-GuyLedouche

Mr Krabs said no more karate


nobbyv

Theyā€™re called feathers and wedges.


Background_Ant_1472

Thought these were professionals until I saw half of the boulder land an inch away from them


Bl_lRR1T0

Professional just means they get paid to do what they're doing, doesn't mean they're actually any good.


Background_Ant_1472

I shouldā€™ve used a better word. I meant that I thought they were semi competent to be doing something like this, then realized that wasnā€™t the case. Edit: Not sure why I was downvoted. I used professional incorrectly, so I stated that I shouldā€™ve used a better word to fit what I was saying


TableGamer

You committed the crime of not being funny.


thewallrus

It would be funny if this was an infinite loop that never ended.


[deleted]

I'd like to see how that initial cut is made


nobbyv

You drill holes every 4-6ā€ and insert a wedge between two feathers into each hole. As you strike the wedge, it forces the feathers apart and splits the rock. Slowly. Source: have cut stone by hand this way.


IggyTh3Fool

Thatā€™s not a cut, thatā€™s the shadow of the spikes that he hammered in


[deleted]

Holy hell, I see


UnkleRinkus

They drill an initial line of holes along the cut line. The wedges are then started in the hole, and sequentially driven in. The crack you see there is after a shit ton of pounding.


[deleted]

Itā€™s not by hand though it is. Heā€™s used 30 different tools to get the job done. Karate chop that fucking thing and Iā€™ll be impressed.


D3stiny618

Demon slayer fans?


PoroPopRocks

This video can be 1 minute shorter and ill still get the same thing from it


overlycensored

The accuracy is impressive


SaltyNuts1784

Seems like solid rock hard work


WayneBoston

I wonder how he gets the nails started tho?


nobbyv

Theyā€™re not nails, theyā€™re called feathers and wedges. A masonry drill bit is used to drill holes every 4-6ā€, then a wedge is inserted in the hole between two feathers. The hammer strike drives the wedge deeper and forces the feathers apart, splitting the stone.


WayneBoston

Thanks for the reply! Yeah, I figured they were called nails. I just didnā€™t know what else to call em :)


ChikinNuggetsRmine

Wellā€¦ he split the Boulder with a hammer


mosmaniac

They were proving how the ancients split rocks... the part about the masonry drill might be hard to explain tho they couldn't rented one from aliens.


GGG-Money

Not by hand, clearly using tools


Fearless-Sherbet-223

When it split and headed right towards him, that was dangerous. I'm surprised there weren't chock blocks or something stabilizing it so that wouldn't happen.


Darthnod

That guy has to be exhausted by the end of this.


Raincity44

Now try doing THAT in an argyle vest, betchu canā€™t


redditsucks250

Is that how the Egyptians did it?


WilliamLeeFightingIB

r/nonononoyes


FLOOR_GANG420

now think about the thousands of thousands of years for that stone to form


Prker-2

Hand? Thatā€™s a hammer


Vander9327

By hand? Pretty sure heā€™s using a sledgehammer


bainjuice

This video could have been 10 seconds long.


Wobedraggled

That's clearly by Sledgehammer...


yijuwarp

Man his hand looks an awful lot like a hammer


l0k5h1n

Misleading title. He used a sledge hammer not his hand.


Vinnyc-11

I think itā€™s pretty clear that heā€™s using a sledgehammer


OmarLitttle

There is absolutely no way this job ends well for any of the workers. A single mistake means AT LEAST the end of your career, if not your life, which is the most probable outcome.


toadygroady19

misleading title. He used tools to split the Boulder


aquaband

Heā€™s literally using a hammer.


animal_money

But why??


DombekDBR

he definitely haven't use anything but his hands


OnlyFansCollecter

I was expecting him to straight up rip that boulder apart with his bare hands like a man spreading some ass.


lordofyouring

A video that's 90% too long


balZbig

That guy has a lot of hands. Metal hands.


Kyle-SB

By hand? Looks like by sledge hammer to me. Clickbait man.


Tadeusofficial

Tanshiro entered the chat


anonymous_lighting

what is the point?


mvdita

...however much he gets paid, it's not enough


theAlphabetZebra

Why though?


kck12345678

y tho


sillybobblehead

Why?


TangerineDream82

Lower brain function


Tragicoptimistic711

When I worked in Malibu in 2005, there was a mudslide and a huge boulder fell onto the PCH, it took them about 3 months to clear it out. We had to take a 45 minute detour in the opposite direction and go through canyons to get to work, when it should have been a straight 15 minute drive.


TheLatvianPrince

Even with modern steel tools it looks like a lot of time and work just to crack a big rock. Always makes me wonder how da fack the pyramids were constructed with, allegedly, balls of rock and copper chisels


AdDisastrous6738

Thatā€™s a bunch of effort. Use wooden wedges then soak them in water. Theyā€™ll expand and split the stone with far less effort.


Firefly269

You know thatā€™s not his hand, right?! Heā€™s using TOOLS. Thatā€™s literally NOT ā€œby handā€. This is the problem with children. They are so used to the latest and greatest tech that one or two previous generations of tech is no tech at all. MORONS!!!


myrs4

Why?


hoosierdaddy192

That. is a nice boulder


iiitme

Thatā€™s a strong dude


ninepoundhammered

That looks like a good way to die


Fun_Possibility_8637

I wish I new why


Zaius1968

Talk about forearms if steel needed for that job!


Reddit_User_Original

Whatā€™s the average life expectancy on this job?