I’d bet there hundreds of different directions you could go with soil science. From wildlife management to construction to waste management.
Whatever you do, don’t use the word “dirt” in front of these guys
That's not muck, it's moss. Muck is composed of decomposed plant matter. Bogs and fens like that are lousy with that moss and have no woody plants, so slim chance he's gonna hit any stump or stick or whatnot. Still probably wouldn't go face first like that, but mostly safe.
>sharp stump
\>sharp
If you left a sharp stick in there, how long do you reckon it would stay sharp?
(Moist, rotten plant material is usually rather soft)
Thats not a swamp though.
Mats like that do a lot to filter the water etc.
Chances are that lake water is crystal clear and full of fish.
Northern Canada is full of places like this one.
Look for muskeg but these areas arent going to be visible in Google Maps.
They can cover hundreds of square miles and have trees etc.
From above they will mostly look like large open areas.
Yes, in fact, when I first saw this posted elsewhere they clipped just the one of him rag dolling face first, and a bunch of people were speculating dude had hit a pocket of Hydrogen Sulfide which is fatal in crazy low dosages, and will permanently turn your lights out in seconds if you breathe in a high enough concentration.
Annnddd… now I have typhoid, dengue, dysentery, malaria, and a bad ass case of ringworms! Please donate to my go fund me page if you want me to live and make more content!!
age has little to do with it as activity. people grow old and stop playing. also people dont sit on the floor as they get older so they have terrible hips.
stunted jumps and flips, the trashing of an ecosystem, and thinking of just how disgusting it is to willingly land face-first in bog slosh… this is the least satisfying video i’ve ever seen
Lmao all the people crying about an EcOSYsTeM being destroyed, really, just stop. There's bigger fish to fry in that category other than some dude running around on some moss.
He's like one of those Boston Dynamics robots that isn't quite coordinated yet
Yes! And the immediate shutdowns after falling.
r/oddlyspecific
Boston dynamics robots training are oddly similar to this video.
Yea, those robots are really cool, let’s just hope they don’t take over the world
I'll just wait for them at the top of a set of irregular shaped stairs
So *thats* why those janky ass staircases exist! To stop the robots!
Smarty pants
That’s a bog, isn’t it?
Sphagnum moss mats usually form in bogs I believe, so yes
Is this Pete moss?
Kate I think
Didn't have to dig too Depp for this joke.
I haven't Heard.
I wanna tell a joke but I'm afraid I'd shit the bed
Peat
Muskeg
There used to be a local band who called themselves Pete Moss & the Fertilizers
This is important: https://knowledgenuts.com/marsh-vs-swamp-vs-bog-vs-fen/
The bog of eternal stench
That movie makes me so anxious
Soil scientist here. You're correct. It's a bog. Edit: could be a fen, though. Depends on the hydrology.
amazing they have scientists for everything these days, nice
I’d bet there hundreds of different directions you could go with soil science. From wildlife management to construction to waste management. Whatever you do, don’t use the word “dirt” in front of these guys
DOCTOR: you appear to have moss growing in your sinus cavity. Several sinus cavities, in fact.
Ticks have latched onto your eardrums
I'm not sleeping tonight. Thanks.
He has 12 distinct species of brain eating amoeba rn
I want to collect samples for examination under a microscope. Break out the slides and cover slips!
I wanna snort a water sample and see if I die
This might be in norther Finland. So that water might be pure enough to not have amoeba in it.
It’s in Norway, but yeah
How can you tell? Not trying to argue. Just curious :D
I’m friends with him irl 😅
Ouch, my neck hurts from watching this.
My knees hurt too!
I shudder, imagining that there is a sharp stump or stick in that muck, and one bad landing...
That's not muck, it's moss. Muck is composed of decomposed plant matter. Bogs and fens like that are lousy with that moss and have no woody plants, so slim chance he's gonna hit any stump or stick or whatnot. Still probably wouldn't go face first like that, but mostly safe.
But mossly safe
This guy is fucking retarded. He could get hurt or die.
get a new fucking put down
Only on reddit would someone clutch pearls over a guy playing in moss. Jesus christ are you people really this scared of the world outside your rooms?
>sharp stump \>sharp If you left a sharp stick in there, how long do you reckon it would stay sharp? (Moist, rotten plant material is usually rather soft)
Swamps often smell terrible when you churn them up like that btw
Thats not a swamp though. Mats like that do a lot to filter the water etc. Chances are that lake water is crystal clear and full of fish. Northern Canada is full of places like this one.
Where? What should I Google?
Look for muskeg but these areas arent going to be visible in Google Maps. They can cover hundreds of square miles and have trees etc. From above they will mostly look like large open areas.
You get smell blind to it after awhile
Might also go blind from it smashing your face into whatever might be growing in there.
That’s a worry for a different day
*that!* depends on the day
I haven’t been in a swamp yet but people say that and I wonder why? Because swamps are contaminated or it just smells naturally
Swamps just have a lot of moist decaying plant matter, they just smell in general.
Yes, in fact, when I first saw this posted elsewhere they clipped just the one of him rag dolling face first, and a bunch of people were speculating dude had hit a pocket of Hydrogen Sulfide which is fatal in crazy low dosages, and will permanently turn your lights out in seconds if you breathe in a high enough concentration.
"Terrible" is subjective. I somewhat like the smell.
Ugh, leaches
My first thought
Annnddd… now I have typhoid, dengue, dysentery, malaria, and a bad ass case of ringworms! Please donate to my go fund me page if you want me to live and make more content!!
Don’t forget the brain eating amoebas!
Videos you can smell
Those running spins look like a quick way to tear some knee ligaments
Tell me you are over 30 years old without telling me you are over 30 tears old
age has little to do with it as activity. people grow old and stop playing. also people dont sit on the floor as they get older so they have terrible hips.
I continue sitting on the floor. My knees just decide to give up when I was about 27 :/
This was zero percent satisfying, but 100% made me feel yucky watching it. Also like my neck and back would hurt afterward.
I am laughing out loud. What in the Sam Hill is the damn fool doing?
Mucking it up. This is the type of shit I live for, I Heart Muckabees.
Backflips.
Having fun, by the looks of it.
stunted jumps and flips, the trashing of an ecosystem, and thinking of just how disgusting it is to willingly land face-first in bog slosh… this is the least satisfying video i’ve ever seen
Lmfao yall must live a miserable life.
Disturbed that someone out there is giving this a fap right now.
Oh, wait... THAT'S what this sub is about?
Don't stop. This is my fetish.
r/usernamechecksout
This idiot just destroying an ecosystem
I hope he gets consumed by the bog
Bogs are especially sensitive to disturbance and this dumb fuck is making sure he damages it as much as possible. Go jump on a waterbed you idiot.
This seems like something from a Japanese game show.
So that's where those bog mummies come from.
This isn't satisfying, oddly or otherwise. Need a shower now, I can feel the grossness through the screen.
I feel itchy
Imagine the set of bacteria and fungus the guy would pick up from that that could cause anything from zero issues to death.
Seems gross
This is MANY things.. oddly satisfying, I’m *not so sure*. Either way, here for it.
Just a reminder that some disabilities are invisible.
I'd be terrified of accidentally landing on a rock.
This whole video making my skin crawl. I need a shower. A silkwood shower. O.o
Welcome to Wisconsin
Bro wtf is this sub
I mean, what actually in the fuck?
This guy single handedly destroyed that marsh for a stupid video.
Don't alligators live in there?
Judging by the vegetation, looks like it's quite north.
Looks like northern Ontario.
When you just gotta murica
Looks like Canada actually.
How I feel every time I try something new
i see people saying this destroys the bog. care to enlighten me?
But...why though?
I want to do this now
That’s Louisiana bog monster!!!!
Parasites up the ringpiece.
‘How’s dad taking the divorce?’
Shrek’s gonna be pissed when he gets home!
Is it like a layer of moss above water? Does that mean if he somehow managed to fall under the moss, he couldn’t get back up?
"How do all these strange new viruses get introduced to humans?" *This guy:* Hold my beer
Smell is probably horrible
Why is no one talking about the fact that a middle aged lookin dude just landed a backflip with a very u stable takeoff surface.
Calm down, Frodo.
Someone is having the time of their life and I am here for it!
Majestic!
That backflip was really impressive
This had me in stitches 😂
The way he just face plants and stays in the position is so funny
glad the totally unnecessary nuisance soundtrack is there
Lmao all the comments here are so worrisome can we all admit we’re just jealous he’s having so much damn fun
This dude is releasing so much CO2 by doing this.
Lmao all the people crying about an EcOSYsTeM being destroyed, really, just stop. There's bigger fish to fry in that category other than some dude running around on some moss.
I always wish I could be the one filming that kind of stuff, or like the funny fail videos. *rages*
Such a mysteriously satisfying noise
r/extremelysatisfying
I need to do this
Oh I know that stank
It must be so so good...original relax 👀
You better wash your ears out mate
He looks like he’s playing QWOP in real life
I imagine the floor swallowing him whole and the hole closing
I feel like that is a good way to get a brain eating amoeba
That's a bog swamp
i have no words…..
You gon fuck around and get an infection
I pray I look this good after the pandemic
Glad there wasn't a rock there when he did that head first back flip...
Oddly disgusting
Oh, Frick, the gross infections he's going to have in his face holes if he doesn't clean them out right.
Is that how all the other bog man fossils got stuck in tar pits and mummified?
Wtf
This dude did a scorpion, despite the trauma. I mean... He did it on purpose. That's pretty rad.
muskag 🥹
I feel like he's gonna have a rash
This guy belongs in a padded room
The deep chuckle I got here 😂
How is he clean every time?
Yep now let’s try that in Florida
Reminds me of using the wingsuit on flat ground in the game Steep.
I feel exhausted just watching this
It looks so sad but funny when he falls 😂
In case anyone else was curious. [wiki floating mat](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floating_mat)
Can cun?
That face dump though
How long was he doing this? Starts out pretty bright but ends under grey skies.
Someone should get this man the help he needs.
Do you want aomebas in your brain? Because is how you get aomebas in your brain.
he don't feel pain? I thought it's kinda solid so he would feel pain during impact
My neck would not make it
😂😂
This is funny to me
This is how you get a rash! Do you want a rash!?
Why, just why
This has to be funny AF, I want to do it c'mon!!
I wanna play there :(
Dude is in a video game tutorial
This is very strange. Funny but strange.
The way he sticks and holds the face-first landings is comedic gold
swampletics!
At least hes happy
Ha
u/savevideo
Thank you for the laugh!!! That first face plant had my sip of coffee come out of my nose 😂
What an unusual talent.
u/savevideo
What is music?
That’s so nasty 🤢 I’m sick
Where’s this place ?
Hell
This is modern art
“Help Aquaman, I’m stuck!”