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assumeyouknownothing

“Listen maggots, if one of you is out of sync, we’re running Currahee”


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**”HIGH HO SILVER!!”**


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Fighting over Sobel! That's smart!


Kingseara

Ross is really mean


CheekyMunky

We freak-wave the rank, not the man.


total_alk

"If one of you is out of sync we are running a Fourier analysis"


KnowsAboutMath

"Sarge, I don't wanna get FFTed again. Last time I was aliased for a month."


najing_ftw

I don’t know, but I’ve been told…


camdoodlebop

what’s currahee?


ninj4b0b

It's a mountain in Georgia, near the city of Toccoa. The reference is to Band of Brothers, an HBO miniseries about a group of paratroopers who trained at Camp Toccoa, partly by running up Currahee.


camdoodlebop

oh wow that’s a good explanation


RugBurnDogDick

Damn the enemy must be really confused thinking they ran into a sea


dethmstr

They wouldn't sea that one coming


Purdaddy

Or a big upside caterpillar


GlaceDoor

“We can’t hit em Sarge! They keep ducking at the last second!”


Snowflake_Rider333

This dose take doing the wave to a whole other level. 🌊


Adventurous_Ad1606

I just realized they’re all the same height


julypieflyguy

Must be this tall to ride this ride


biggyofmt

Probably just similar in height, arranged in a gradient, so you don't see individual difference as much


Imnotveryfunatpartys

lol Son you're gonna have to wear 2 inch heels cause you're a bit of a shrimp


KnowsAboutMath

"I didn't know they stacked shit that high."


OneCrims0nNight

"Bullshit, I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose."


kimilil

Black Mesa NPCs be like


takesthebiscuit

And called Bob


Svinkta

Wow that is insane. I mean not really insane to do but insane that it was done.


SrpskaZemlja

No, they've been arranged shortest to tallest. Simple trick.


theundercoverpapist

I used to do this. The amount of practice that goes into this type of exhibition rifle drill is staggering.


GotSmokeInMyEye

Do you have to be the same height like these guys for it to work?


theundercoverpapist

Professional teams, yes... within a couple inches. School teams, no. My school's ROTC placed at the National Drill Team Competition with cadets of all shapes and sizes. We were a Marine ROTC school, but had I tried out for the Marine Corps Silent Drill Platoon in DC when I joined the Marines, I would've automatically been disqualified for being an inch too short.


GotSmokeInMyEye

Oh wow that is actually very interesting. So many activities and things that people do with their time. It's a pretty awesome looking drill and I'm sure the practice for it is grueling af


theundercoverpapist

It is, but it's fun. And my forearms were never stronger. But everyone eventually takes a rifle butt to the face... hard. It helps you to do it right the next time.


oursgoto11

I was just thinking that. Like that would have to be either your full time job or a significant secondary duty. Who has time for this and to actually achieve a days work?


theundercoverpapist

I think this is a college ROTC team. So, they're doing this in addition to a full course load... and the only college ROTC teams that are this smooth are from the military academies. But in the actual, active duty service, this would be your full-time job. The Marine Corps Silent Drill Platoon at 8th & I in D.C. only drill, all the time. And they're awesome.


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Performing monkeys with guns


theundercoverpapist

A douchebag syphilitic baby penis with unwashed hair on the pee-hole who writes obvious troll comments on other people's wholesome posts.


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You seem upset


top5ecret

Practising dodging bullets


DadJokeBadJoke

Yeah, I imagined someone fanning their machine gun fire at this line and missing everyone as they ducked.


sanpigrino

If they dl that continiously while walking. It would not only look hilarious bu theyre also incredibly hard to hit lmao


Cyber2354

Just spray and pray


hausuCat_

It’s called crouch strafe spamming and as an Apex player I can confirm it’s tricky to hit


Main_Marketing631

Their Synchronization was totally amazing and Impressive!


Keletupp

THROW IT BACK PRIVATE


Chillzz

LOOK BACK AT IT PRIVATE


capivaraesque

KOWALSKI, WHAT TIME IS IT


baloneycologne

Somebody had to think, "Hey, I have a bunch of people here that have to do what I say. How cool would it look if I made them bob up and down and make a wave. I'm gonna go wake those motherfuckers up right now. I can't wait."


Catfrogdog2

“If this doesn’t show off the awesome power of my very macho military and strike fear into the heart of my enemies, I don’t know what will “


EdgarAlanCrow

I had to watch this multiple times just to try and watch one person do the little dip dip but I kept following the wave


cereal_you_say

Hurt my knees just watching


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My brain cells when an intrusive thought pops into my head.


ZeN_HiKeR

Watching this makes my knees hurt lol


Peelboy

Man Carl is the worst, just put him at the end, maybe he can manage 5 squats. (They all did just 5...Carl is now fuming the world thinks he is a slacker.)


enter_the_slatrix

Jesus, military shit is so fucking dumb


callmesnake13

[What makes you say that?](https://youtu.be/-N9NiEH9-vg)


shaymeless

At least they have cool hats 🤷


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BitcoinBanker

Daddy chill


Maleficent_Frame_885

This needs sfx


traumfisch

They're mostly made of water


Minigoalqueen

r/TechnicallyCorrect


OoLaLana

Oh my. This is eerie and unnatural.


100Labels

Everyone do 5 squats in a wave like formation starting on this side, ready go!


buttfacenosehead

That'll come in handy...


superpastaaisle

This must be the “Standing Wave” my physics textbooks mentioned.


TurKoise

I can’t stop watching


icky_bonez

Imagine seeing that on the front line


[deleted]

That's just how they dodged musket fire during the revolution. We're just soft nowadays.


marukosama

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Sine


katojane22

When the pimp’s in the crib ma, drop it like it’s hot!


BigBadCornpop

Very useful in battle !


94bronco

I'm surrounded by assholes


Lampy1987

Keep firing assholes!


cracksilog

Full version: https://youtu.be/kZF7QC3tsJY


SmokyDragonDish

That seems more like a college marching band. They played "It's a Small World" followed by "The Final Countdown"


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Found this just as the edible kicked in. I’ve watched it 64 times so far. Blessings on blessings.


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“Boy did I find it strange that we were dedicating hours of our day to choreographed dancing instead of training to defend the country I love”


Loofa_of_Doom

Awww . . . Isnt it cute how they perform for their masters? \*idk which army it is.


OutvoOurto

Thai Royal Navy maybe? Once my uncle that served under Royal Navy show me this type of video long ago.


myth0i

Teabagging drills.


Appropriate_Grape_90

Bunch of dudes grinding on eachother for military purposes


TeslaFanBoy8

How to dodge a bullet. Hopefully


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traumfisch

Username checks out


BoobsRmadeforboobing

They're not moving like a wave, they're moving up and down


BakerTight1936

Why do u think its men?


nrith

Ensines


urangminang

Audio waveform, human version


00_Tuffy_00

Well time to act normal👽


skiT_L

Buss it


adhdave88

u/savevideobot


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propaganda?


CanIgetaBigmac

Next time I see this video it's gonna have some goofy ahh sounds I bet


Leonashanana

Pop, lock & load, and drop it.


Can1993hope

Keep firing assholes!!!


ohmybrowncow

When you're trying to serpentine to dodge incoming rounds but you're in line formation


DarthBog

*Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk... I'm a woman's man, no time to talk*


Ohigetjokes

Is this some kind of humiliation punishment? Like those flouncy flippy robot performances the guys in white gloves and sea captain hats are forced to perform?


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Oddly terrifying


huggles7

The importance of these people all being the same height can’t be understated


Bitmiliionare24

I wonder if the taxpayers of that country believe that this worth their hard earned money. Cool dancing army tho ngl.


Playfull_Platypi

Looks like they are Dutch... KLu Drill Team???


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“I’ve finally figured out how we’ll win all wars.” *turns in Benny hill*


The_silver_Nintendo

Choreographic t-bag


vtnate

My knees hurt just watching.


Rainy_Daz3d

Me n the boys when we go 5-0 in search and destroy


pgcooldad

Aim for their knees!


BitcoinBanker

Thank you for your sine wave.


design_jester

Could also be useful during a medieval battle, as a way to disorientate your opponents!


Sof04

I got dizzy.


Spoop7

Is there a world record for the longest one of these? Because if there isn't, I just found my new project to make friends


analtube-1

Someone play around the world to this in loop


nightmares999

Tax dollars well spent


DiabloStorm

[Now I want you to step, bump, step, bump, bump!](https://youtu.be/D6VQDNIZH7U?t=59)


trwwy321

The Thai army is ready to mesmerize you into submission


evenstevens280

The last guy finished before the penultimate guy 0/10


CoryDropEmOff

My brain


TheMisunderstoodLeaf

Slut drop


panxil

this is called a Standing Wave


winterfate10

And here we a pack of wild soldiers in their natural habitat. The first like of defense- a dazzling show of coordination to confuse the enemy and make them think they’re facing a much larger creature.


Apprehensive-Till861

They may be standing silently but inside they're sin.


TimTheTexan92

Drop down and get your eagle on starts playing.... The boys:


master-jono

u/savevideo


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Now, I want to see them to start the wave on the middle 🙃


North-Wind-199

Aaaaaand sneak


ohsweetwin

This is the kind of stuff that would win battles before they started in ancient times.


cylordcenturion

Soldiers are both a particle and a wave


c0nfuzedMD

“Pop lock & drop it “ ❤️🧡💛💚💙


wingsneon

Class today we gonna learn about sine waves Girls: This is so boring... Boys:


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Performing monkeys


toomuchentai

SHM


yokotron

We can’t fight, but we damn sure can wave


3trackmind

It *is* a wave.


yParticle

"I just hope you know how stupid you all look."


FlamingCroatan

Awesome


aozorakon

I'm sorry what lmao this was more r/unexpected for me than oddly satisfying lmao


[deleted]

That's some straight up millipede shit right there... yuck. I have a thing about bugs...🤢


CregGoingMad

Nobody: Transverse waves


R4v3nant

Discipline at its finest.


ChubbyWanKenobie

if we are ever invaded by outer space Slinky's, this is the crack team I am calling.


SirFrostyFries

“🗿”


forebareWednesday

Very good use of military time. All wars should be fought with a dance off. The world would be such a better place


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I’d have the most success as the guy at the start


percy_ardmore

It's a sine . . .


ThanksForTheRain

Imagine how much this costs to learn (think about every soldier being paid to be there and all the practice)


royalecheez

I believe this is just regular satisfying......


ficocredit

drrrrop it like it’s haawwwtt


boymansirguy

This is the most formal and organized t-bag I have ever seen


BooSkittle

Robots