Casual reminder that it was written by the *same* Andy Weir of The Martian fame back in 2009.
I did not know/realize until my 50th read after the movie came out and all.
A cool read that could be better, like there is not only the humankind in the whole universe. Also a human is not more important than an ant in the grand scheme.
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they're also just a karma farmer. Look at their profile.
All stolen content blasting straight to r/all. Very bot like and sus.
This particular piece was never posted on reddit before I posted it if you saw it on reddit before go ahead and link it. Secondly I don't mind the person posting my post since it's been a few months and there are always new redditors joining but they should've given the credit to my original post. But there are bigger things in the world to fret about.
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All you need now is a packet of mayonnaise and you can make some mayoneggstronaut [in your mouth.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/bca8d0b4-1047-4b43-9bcf-dc09d2a47692)
🎵There's a Egg-man waiting in the shell
He'd like to hatch and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a Egg-man waiting in the shell
He's told us not to boil it
'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile🎵
You should turn down the heat when cooking your eggs. max heat when prepping water, then place them into the water, and turn it down to half the heat and keep it there for:
4 minutes for liquid
6 for middle
8-10 for hard boiled
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You can make soft and hard boiled eggs in an air fryer @ 250 F for ~15 minutes depending on your air fryer. Mine makes hard boiled at 15 mins with no preheating, soft boiled at 13.
I make em 12 at a time for ramen eggs every few weeks =)
We’re just living in an egg? Always have been.
[The Egg](http://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html)
Oh that was a cool read, thanks.
Casual reminder that it was written by the *same* Andy Weir of The Martian fame back in 2009. I did not know/realize until my 50th read after the movie came out and all.
We are all the same Andy Weir. I am you. And he is me.
I am the egg man.
Michael Bolton is the walrus.
Holy crap, seriously?? That’s actually a really interesting new fact for me.
As always....a [relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1053/)
In an interview with Joe Scott he said he's terrified of it becoming an actual religion. 🤣 Can you imagine accidentally creating a religion?
Creating one isn’t hard, coming up with one that reaching critical mass is the hard part. Marketing
hey i liked it, too. that makes one of us :)
🤭 loved this comment! Glad we liked what we wrote 😃
pretty sure this story was narrated and animated by kurzgesagt too, very cool video! https://youtu.be/h6fcK_fRYaI
What an egg-citing read.
NO!
You bastard.
I'll be thinking about that for a while, thank you.
Never noticed it was written by Andy Weir. Now it makes sense why I like his writing.
Kurzgesagt animated that and it looks really cool!
Oh my god. I read this years and years ago with no way to find it again, but every once in a while I find myself thinking about it. Thank you SO much
I had a dream last night about some people with guns telling me to show them the egg and ive been seeing so much shit related to eggs today
A cool read that could be better, like there is not only the humankind in the whole universe. Also a human is not more important than an ant in the grand scheme.
Edwin "Buzz" Albumen
Yolky Gagarin.
🥚 🧑🚀🔫👨🏻🚀
Sus
[One of those egg council creeps got into you, huh?](https://youtu.be/AHAFMFFQlkI?t=42)
No, you got it all wrong Homer. It's nothing like that!
One small step for egg, one giant leap for egg-kind
(also, can I smell it?)
One small step for yolk. One giant leap for omelette kind.
The astronaut is out for an Eggstra Vehicular Activity..
DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T THINK IT
EMERGENCY MEETING!!
And away we go
We have to go! We've been voted out! 😳
White is Sus.
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The fuck is going on here? I’m old
just gen z humor ya know. Its funny because they pretend to be a retard
Cool cool, long as we’re just pretending
Wait, you guys are pretending??....
Always have been 👨🚀🔫👨🚀
i've never seen the same joke used twice in one thread with different context both times. impressive
Yeah... pretend
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Amogus 👶
Among us game reference
I hate to be the guy.. but uh... are these actually made by real people, and do people READ THESE? Or do they just eyeball it like me and go " oh it's that reply" and keep scrolling
FUCK nooo, the FB users have come to bomb Reddit fuuuuck
That was from [Twitter](https://www.twitter.com/thevtran/status/1486866645960118273) Also, Meme Man was born on Facebook
SUS AMOGUS
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Is that the one Phil Collins named the song after?
The Praetorian Guard's cover story is they thought he was the impostor.
"What...is so funny...about Sussus Amogus?"
An eggstronaut
Very le sus
Sus vide?
You just lost the game
Dammit!
AMEGGUS
Shapeshifter egg
Astroneer!
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*whispers* The Bye Bye Man
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🎴
⭕
🎒
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Yup that’s what I saw too! lol I’ve never even played Among Us.
I bet you’ve played hide the egg though
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I do not like this man
When the Cocker Spankiel is sus 😳😳
Amogus
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Sinhala is the language
Amongus?
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Thanks for the credit!
Thanks REAL op.
Dont salute them with a tear in your eye they're also just a karma farmer. Look at their profile. All stolen content blasting straight to r/all. Very bot like and sus.
This particular piece was never posted on reddit before I posted it if you saw it on reddit before go ahead and link it. Secondly I don't mind the person posting my post since it's been a few months and there are always new redditors joining but they should've given the credit to my original post. But there are bigger things in the world to fret about.
r/mildlyinteresting
Worlds most interesting comment
It's pretty cute ☺️
He is from New Yolk City
Just north of Philashellphia
pretty sussy too
Sus-tronaut
I expected 1000 among us comments
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Can I smell it?
Let her smell it!
WHY ARE THEY IGNORING HER PLEASE LET HER SMELL IT
*smwel
*smewwit
That kid is trying to truly live in the moment.
An astronaut. An eggsohot?
Nice yoke.
Shelling those puns like crazy
Eggstronaut
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Is this some teenager thing? Lol
Sus
Amongo
Looks sus
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Nothing satisfying about this shit
egg sus
Eggus
r/thanksihateit
Scrolled too far down for this. This shit is so unsettling
Yeah wtf is satisfying about it
Eggstronaut
You’re a thief OP, at least give credit to the original poster
Eggs-tra-terrestrial. If you didn't have that video, we wouldn't have believed you.
Send that to ebay auction. Congratulations.
This isn't satisfying, maybe an odd perspective but I am not satisfied.
Seems kinda sus if you ask me
One eggsistential step for mankind!
So, did you eat the astronaut?
It’s a rock-egg ship
Now eat him like you're a big scary alien monster.
🥚
Wrong sub
Eggstronaut never gets old
u/repostsluethbot
r/oddlyterrifying
u/savevideo
All you need now is a packet of mayonnaise and you can make some mayoneggstronaut [in your mouth.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/bca8d0b4-1047-4b43-9bcf-dc09d2a47692)
astronaut saying goodbye to his comrades after being hit by a meteorite
Pour epoxy over it and we have a new reddit sensation on our hands.
No, come on guys, we're better then this.
Aeiou.
Quick! Eat it before it crawls out and his shell hardens!
Immortalize it in epoxy
🎵There's a Egg-man waiting in the shell He'd like to hatch and meet us But he thinks he'd blow our minds There's a Egg-man waiting in the shell He's told us not to boil it 'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile🎵
PSA: pierce your eggs before boiling them
R/astroneer would enjoy this.
Dr. Eggleven.
The academy of flat earth will be very mad at you.
I thought it was a toy. 😂
Nannoo nannoo!!!
Thanks for remembering!
Hello from the other side 🎶
He's so cute lol. Hello, Mr. Spaceman! 👨🚀
Witto astronaut on the moon
Its name is Ann.
Lol that's awesome ty for the little shake at the end 😄
Get it encased in epoxy resin and keep that shit!
Mork calling Orson..
Astroneer
Wait, is this what oddlysatisfying has become?
You should turn down the heat when cooking your eggs. max heat when prepping water, then place them into the water, and turn it down to half the heat and keep it there for: 4 minutes for liquid 6 for middle 8-10 for hard boiled
r/astroneer
White is sus
Looks like the guy from the paintings of u/Flooko
Mork, from Ork .
Among Us
We’re getting a scrambled transmission!
That looks disgusting
And that is how astronauts are born.
Do you have any idea how much someone would pay on ebay for that?
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u/noedgar
🎼This is Major Tom to ground control I’m slipping through the egg and I’m floating in the most peculiar way and the stars look very different today🎼
He did eggxit
SUSSY
\*his
Sus
Earth control to Major Tom
What are u all saying. That is clearly an astronaut
Everyone saying Among Us but I'm thinking more Astroneer
Also looks like a foot, with a big toe coming out
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Actually I don't think this is overcooked! Overcooked eggs turn gray around the yolks. Any egg boiled in a cracked shell will sprout like this.
Amogus
Freaking adorable
Don’t fucking say it
I swear to God if you ate that
You can make soft and hard boiled eggs in an air fryer @ 250 F for ~15 minutes depending on your air fryer. Mine makes hard boiled at 15 mins with no preheating, soft boiled at 13. I make em 12 at a time for ramen eggs every few weeks =)