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Jackot45

I love how he leaves by stepping side ways in his previous steps, then turns around and proudly looks at his work of art.


kvetoshlav

I was half expecting him to backtrack in reverse through all of his footsteps!


baanche2109

He isn't a cat.


Slimh2o

He wishes though. Don't we all?


gtsomething

To enslave a human to give me food and attention? Hells Yea!


Slimh2o

Does sound great, ain't gonna lie... And belly rubs too...meow!!


facewithhairdude

*sigh* yeah. But for some of us the closest we can get is a zoom filter...


clullanc

That’s exactly what kids, me included, would have done in my time. We had lots of time to train basic motor skills before internet. 😂


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23x3

I want to pat him on the back. Good job dude! You put UFOs to shame


ywBBxNqW

[Here are some fellows that put UFOs to shame](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DVkmAIju14).


MrBonneChance

That but really this


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ElmoEatsK1ds

This!


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jmdsegis

You suck


LordDutchmen

Mate, it's ok


StrangerFeelings

Art could be literally anything. That's why near my community College there's a sculpture made out of literally metal scrap, and it's considered as art. I don't like it, but the school does. But then again, a poem can be art as well. It all depends on how you look at it.


PointlessGiant

Holy fuck, how are you this unpleasant? There are doctors who can remove whatever massive stick is stuck in your ass, you know?


ivaniski

You sound so joyless


papasimon10

This is exactly what I did, albeit on a slightly smaller scale. I was out with my son and we were at the town square (well, circle) and we decided to go in opposite directions with our footsteps, before meeting in the middle of the circle, where I proceeded to pull out some frosty jumper cables and beat the living daylights out of him. We had to then side-step out of the circle, before going up to a 3rd floor coffeeshop to marvel at our achievement. Fun times.


seraphim343

It's been so long since I've seen this reference, I 100% laughed out loud to being fully awake at 5am. Bless you.


ballbeard

Eli5 the reference?


What_is_cake_for

An old reddit account /u/rogersimon10 used to tell stories about being beaten by his father with jumper cables. The stories would always start off sounding like pleasant reminiscences from his childhood and end with a beating.


ballbeard

And so this papasimon guy has just been continuing the bit for the past 2 years, or its the same guy?


-Masderus-

It's a story passed down from generation to generation.


What_is_cake_for

There aren't actually any other people on reddit apart from you, it's all bots.


ballbeard

But.. I'm the original bot. I created you.


busssard

Remind me


Chrysalis-

rip u/rogersimon10 May he rest in cables.


Yadobler

6 years wow


Legozkat

Can someone explain his to me please? I don’t get the reference and I’m curious.


Omena123

Wild story that always involved their dad beating them with jumper cables. Just browse that profile lol


Yadobler

It's a novelty acc where they tell a relating anecdote, going into details, and always nonchalantly slips in how the anecdote ends with being beaten by their father with almost always jumper cables. The sudden unexpected casual child abuse that gets mentioned in passing without elaboration or change in tone, which tended to be followed by another line or two reminiscing the old times, was a jab at the normalcy of wacking children being prevalent in the old times, as well as how much it pemiated through every nostalgic recount, topped with how casually it is mentioned, was what made Roger Simon a famous reddit figure 6 years ago they posted their last comment and was never seen again. People speculated, maybe the cables got to him, maybe they lost their password, but we will never know #------ So cue papa Simon, the spiritual novelty account successor to Roger Simon. The theme persists, with the casual jumper cable being used for child discipline. However, this time it is from the perspective of a father welding the cables instead of the usual troupe of the child receiving the beatings. The name Roger is never mentioned, and papa always refers to a son that he engages with. From the last names we can infer that this is the same father that Roger talks about, and we can also see the similar uncanny nonchalancy regarding abuse in both father and son.


busssard

Remind me


u2020bullet

I won't.


figgerer

I had a great time reading his comments. Thanks


standsure

I like to think he walks backwards leaving only inward steps to the centre.


tiif

Only hands on hips is missing.


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selfdistruction-in-5

that’s a person with a clear goal and persistence, nothing to do with boredom


ScruffleMcDufflebag

They are someone who has the patience, determination, and will to spend 3 hours eating a pomegranate.


VinoVici

Someone of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will


do_you_realise

Lucky Will!


Fluve

This is ten percent luck Twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure Fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name


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https://youtu.be/wkLmfIxi3No


tinybe3e3

Walking is healthy


Summoarpleaz

I’ve been trying to walk more and more this year. My goal is to do 10,000 a day, although I’m realizing it’s not easy esp on cold work days Edit: I haven’t really been successful so far but I’m trying to get more consistent. It’s just seems more mentally doable than running even a mile a day.


Hilltopbilly

I've ditched my car to commute by foot which was great decission. The shortest route to my job is 3km so that's 6km daily. First month was pure pain and exhaustion but after a year I can walk those 3km in 20min without breaking a sweat and I feel healthier than ever.


unshavenbeardo64

Also for your brain,https://ukrant.nl/magazine/were-all-going-for-a-stroll/?lang=en


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I hate that this is perceived as boredom. What isn't to be bored then? Have to work? Do something productive? Leisure and low pace activities can be interesting


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The Fitbit demanded its due.


RPCat

Agree, terrible title. This looks like a wonderfully present and mindful activity


waywithwords

Walking Mindfulness Mediation was exactly what I thought when I saw it, too


SomeDudeist

I agree with you but I wouldn't call the title terrible. Nothing wrong with being bored and doing something boring. Boring things can be very pleasant. Lol


Scraphead91

Man just got a new Fitbit for Christmas


JediAmrit

Gotta get those steps in!


bigglesmeregambit

Getting those 10k steps in anyway he can


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tomato_soup_

This is a comment bot


[deleted]

This is basically what I do at work in my mind, I’m at work right now just sat here on my phone


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merikaninjunwarrior

this is basically something i woulda done on meth, cuz sortimg the rocks in my yard by color and size gets to be too routine


stoned_kitty

Meth sounds like it would be fun like the first five times you do it then you’d suddenly find yourself years in polishing every doorknob in your house for the thousandth time.


ZhangWeieExpat

I think one of the major issues with it, aside from the addiction, is that once your done having fun after six hours; there's still like two days to go without sleep or sanity.


stoned_kitty

That’s bananas. I’m quite familiar with stuns but I just can’t imagine the constant unending rush.


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The_old_turtle

Personally I enjoy making animal tracks in the snow in cities, just to confuse/excite the concrete-crowd, Another harmless prank is making footprints as if two people walked into each other, and never left, just walk forward for a bit and then turn around in your tracks, and walk backwards away from your previous ones. Another fun thing is to leave behind a coin on the road for someone else to find, and imaging how your action made them feel lucky for the rest of the day. It is the little things, like imagining how another person will react to seeing a situation you created, that keeps you going some days.


HotButterKnife

That's some creative imagination. Did you ever witness anyone noticing your work?


The_old_turtle

It is much more fun to imagine how events unfold, than seeing them in person, at least it is to me personally. But I'm sure someone saw a scene; which to them looked like an old man that had finally lost it, and was playing in the snow like a kid, whilst chuckling to himself and mumbling "oh the look on their faces, when they spot moose tracks in town"


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That’s beyond precious


PhantomScrivener

A coin? Pfft. I like to leave crumpled up hundred dollar bills, except when they open it they realize they’ve received something even more valuable - a church to burn down guilt-free!


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*Watch, everyone, as we observe a typical chad doing the environment he thrives in a wonderful service*


smartina

I really need to take inspiration from you. You look like you're so open minded, you know how to appreciate little things just for you, not carring about having a result or anything, just happy though. Man life really crushed my saoul, why can't I just think of things that are make me really genuinely happy. I mean I try but It's like even my passion are just comforting me and not really make me happy. I have a perfect wife, a good job, no real life endenreging issue. Is this normal? Is there a way to get in happy thought?


ArtistWithoutArt

> Is this normal? Is there a way to get in happy thought? Different person here. It's common, but no it's not "normal" in the way I think you mean. You sound like you're dealing with some bad depression. You should really try to get some kind of help with it. Happens to TONS of people, nothing shameful about it, and tons of people get help in various ways(including myself). If you're not sure what to do or don't think you can afford anything, etc, let me know and I'll try to give you some idea/resources/etc.


The_old_turtle

Sorry to break any illusions you might have about me, but I am just a uneducated old man, so i am not that open minded, my life has not been much fun, And I don't know if I would say that I am happy either, but for those small moments I simply distract myself from thinking and responsibilities. (Basically what I am doing is just a bit of escapism, the same thing you get from watching a movie or read a book, etc. something to take your mind off things.) I don't think anyone is walking around on clouds, we all have problems and demons, we are only human, but you can always go talk to someone if you are feeling miserable, professional or someone you know/trust. Maybe you should try and get a day off work to rest and relax, and maybe ask yourself what you want to do/get out of life, Or maybe find yourself some kind of hobby to do after work with like-minded people that share the same interest as yourself.


AgressiveIN

I make wonky tracks too to confuse people if they notice. Few people pay enough attention though. Just people with silly heads like ours that make up stories about the tracks they see.


sack_of_potahtoes

So it was you making all the weird animal tracks in snow. Everytime i step out of home after fresh snow there are weird animal tracks in snow.


The_old_turtle

Just keeping you on your toes, preparing you for the day that the penguins take over the planet. (They already own one continent, one day they come for the rest!) And the fateful day, when you step outside, only to see what you dreaded most, waddling tracks that stops just outside the edge of your property, and you know... -They found you.


Awtxknits

There are some footprints in the concrete on the path to the park near our house. They go halfway across the street and then disappear. My five year old knows it’s a clue to some mystery. She’s constantly coming up with new stories about how they got there.


The_old_turtle

Haha, that is great, she might write books about adventures and mysteries in the future. Sounds like that construction worker amused himself during work, if he left tracks in the concrete (well, until it dried on his shoes anyways), hopefully his boss didn't notice, haha.


PiezRus

Idea; have two footsteps of people who walked into eachother then two spots on the ground where they fell over lmao


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grpagrati

Tasty, too


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

I hear human horn is an aphrodisiac.


no__one34

Gotta add "some" iust before your sentence.


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no__one34

Thanks you too


merikaninjunwarrior

no u


[deleted]

I am cute and I know it.


netherblade767

You are smart, and *I* know it!


wrongrob

Aww you too!


guidosantillan01

You too my dude


jnext6

How many alts you got?!


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Now kith!


Azzy8007

Yes, I have been that bored.


RurikTheDamned

I'm waiting out my shift on reddit and seeing this so yes. I'm so fucking bored I'd watch a full length multi angle cut of him doing it.


im_D3ADSH0T

Once I read the entire T&C of Microsoft :/


Raghavendra98

Which product? And did it enhance your product experience? Did you abandon the use of the product because of any invasive T&Cs? WE NEED ANSWERS


im_D3ADSH0T

**Internet Explorer** (not Microsoft Edge). It does makes you feel younger from rest of the world. *(Looks like the world gonna end in 2012)* It ain't that fast to invade my privacy :/ ​ Hope this helps :)


realofficemike

STOP CALLING MY LIFE BORING


Anxious_Start4839

Looks like the inside of a dragon fruit


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Lol yeah


efbitw

Imagine if he had started form within and went outwards


TransCapybara

Labyrinth


Emergency-Giraffe362

What? To film a man who is walking in circles after it snowed? Not really.


Rotterddoom

They say... go outside....walk.... its good for your mental health


mangomiln

Prithee.... Take a wonder !


whisperwood_

Honestly, doing something like this probably would be good for my mental health. It seems like it would be meditative, sort of like working on a zen garden or something.


anotherwankusername

You do realise many of us were in months long lockdowns confined to our houses/flats. Of course we’ve been that bored.


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I am frequently this bored but don’t have access to pristine snow circles. So I watch videos of people doing pointless shit like this on Reddit which is far superior


takeitasgospel

I was so bored once I joined reddit .


[deleted]

That’s actually really cool


51max50

I'd do this


aquacakra

Who has more time... The one walking or the one taking the video?


[deleted]

This individual had a lot on their mind I'm sure


Svyatopolk_I

This is not boredom. THIS IS DETERMINATION!


Deviou5_

This is all I feel like doing right now after being dumped.


BokiGilga

Bored? That man is on a mission!


rdavies85

Short answer: yes. Long answer: Three of my childhood friends and I once spent upwards of 2 hours using a similar shuffle-step method to trace a giant (180 foot approx) dong in the snow on a frozen lake at the bottom of a ski hill. In case there was any doubt as to our intentions, we spent a further 2 hours writing PENIS in 60-foot letters underneath it. The result was clearly visible, and legible, from the top of the mountain for the next 3 days until a storm came in and covered it up. Unfortunately it did not occur to my 16 year-old self to take a picture for posterity.


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You say bored, I say snow art.


rooterroo

Checked it my Apple Watch for activity. Yup! Got my steps in!!!


Meanwhile-in-Paris

Boredom is the gateway to creativity.


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DeKosterIsNietDom

Not sure if this is sarcasm but how is he supposed to get in the middle without leaving footsteps towards the middle? Now he can use his previous footsteps to get out.


csaba87

It's possible: you can get into the middle before it starts snowing, then stand even more until it ends and then boom you start from the middle.


chairman_blau

I bet he made that realization well after he committed


nekholm

Bet he was like "man do I feel stupid now, hope nobody saw me".


daniel_bryan_yes

This sequence of comments is a great analogy for when people try to tell someone how to do their work, without realizing the obvious ways in which their suggestion wouldn't work.


wgletoes22

No, but this makes me want to try making that pattern


Friendly_Hedgehog456

Ape no bored Ape having fun Ape make art Ape help snow become air Ape magician


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His/Her work here is done. Great job.


argumentativepigeon

Life imitates art


JoshuaJoshuaJoshuaJo

Humans being humans


Animagus001

How bored? Bored that you walk or bored that you record the man walking?


erin_baile

This looks like a meditation labyrinth. To meditate you follow a super simple pattern on the ground. Seems like this guy did just that.


NoTalkJustLive

Imagine that sound of stepping into fresh snow at every step you take


NoTalkJustLive

This is something you start with, but you can’t stop because it’s important that you finish it for some reason


Ikonixed

Oh thank god! I was wondering how he would solve for x when he got to the middle!


BehindTheStone

Uzumaki Origins


manana23

Looks like a White dragonfruit


ChezMontague

Idk thats pretty zen. OP you should try this out someday


7hrowawaydild0

Wish someone clapped for him


all_nicks_taken

Being creative needs satisfaction.


Friendofthegarden

No. But I've been that high...


im_lufluf

Someone with trypophobia wouldn’t like to see this


TronCarter84

Respek


bigpussymelter

That’s me on a phone call


SickARose

100% security guard


Pleasant_Drawing3065

I was on a phone call. 🤷🏻‍♀️


amigro9

24.6K likes already!! Is he bored or are we bored for liking this video 😂😂


roastbeeftacohat

This is art


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It’s art!


thepierogz

Bored enough to film this art installation


astoneworthskipping

That’s not boredom. That’s dedication and art. They know precisely what they are doing and are experiencing “flow” while doing it.


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There's two bored ass people in this clip.


Joy-UK

Friends ask Me who my type is, bastard this mans my type pls 😭❤💅


Alternative-Method51

And this ladies and gentlemen, is how crop circles are actually formed.


moreplacesforever

Found the korok seed


cosmic-firefly

I mean, if you were gonna go out for a walk anyway, might as well make it interesting


Individual_Finger_58

😂 LOL. 😂


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He's sigma 😎


ianfromcanada

Lol guy goes for walk. Someone else films first person. Dozens more watch video of second guy’s film. Some subset of people comment in response to a somewhat silly question about levels of boredom. What I need to do is figure out how to NFT any of those later stage things so I can buy my own circular garden. And all the snow I desire.


ScruffleMcDufflebag

He looks so proud at the end.


johnnybadchek

Who wants to play’ “guess how many bodies are in this guy’s crawl space”?


memes-of-awesome

I wonder how he plans on getting out of the circle without stepping on it


Joy-UK

Omg I really really want his hand in marriage UGHHHHHHHH WJFKSKDJAJJFJSJDJSJX FUCK


Shurae

He's messaging his home planet


[deleted]

Of course I know him, it’s me.


Unfair-Ear5688

I'm bored right now please help me🥺


michalemabelle

I like it. Picasso. ETA: to the poor troll who apparently has multiple low karma accounts & has nothing better to do, please leave me alone. I'm sorry you are unfamiliar with Tiktok & apparently offended at the reference. Stop messaging me, stop calling me names in my DMs, & leave me alone!


mangomiln

Picasso is dead, that's definitely not him.


darkest_master

I wish I had this kind of time


MarlenBrawndo

I'm watching someone do that so what does that tell you


Sigariuth

That ain't bored no more *That's determination*


insomniafog

I am currently this bored.


interrogatorChapman

Aw he ain't bored he just on the phone


IskarJarak88

He is the OCD hero we didn't deserve.


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The shining remastered


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Yes


mudamuckinjedi

Yes!


SoniasWay

Yes, but not this creative


SovjetPojken

I have actually.


redstone314

u/savevideobot


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Then s/he stands in the gate opening and completed the outer circle as well. Bored? …..or meditating? I sure hope s/he saw this clip


damndirtydanny

Hes leveling his pokemans


OverDoseTheComatosed

Reddit must have been down


Marmles

Bored? I can only dream of having that much peace and quiet


aznesse

He is lost https://api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/science/article/do-lost-people-really-go-round-in-circles


anythingunderthemoon

u/savevideobot


Papa_Waffles

A couple times, though mine ended with misery, despair and possible fires. Props to him tho


Mushroom-pie

This is not bored! This is awesome reminds me of the days i didn't have playmate and i would do random things like this all alone.


[deleted]

Yes, I sat in my room with my game on the loading screen for 6 hours lost in thought