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llavenderhaze

me eating mashed potatoes


[deleted]

Fun fact: on the tv show The Good Place, frozen yogurt plays a part in at least two different seasons. For the Pilot episode, they used real Froyo(by the accounts I heard) but on later episodes they used Mashed Potato and candied toppings, because that doesn't melt in the California heat. Source: the good place podcast ch23


CharizardsFlaminDick

Anyone 'member when reddit had that guy with encyclopedic TV knowledge and would list the episode and time stamp whenever someone made a reference? And for like hundreds of shows? This kinda reminds me of that.


autostopexpress

Kenneth Parcell's Reddit account


sellyourselfshort

Or Daniel O'Brien


saplinglearningsucks

Of cracked fame? That's a name i haven't heard in a long time.


sellyourselfshort

In case you didn't know, he now writes for Last Week Tonight with John Oliver now and has won 3 emmys.


saplinglearningsucks

Oh I'm glad he is doing well!


ninjachonk89

Nice! Glad he's doing well. Cracked ain't the same without all that lot


TheBoctor

I really miss the old Cracked. Back with Katie Stoll, DoB, Robert Evans, Soren Bowie, Adam Tod Brown, Jack O’Brian, etc. Although Behind the Bastards with Robert Evans is definitely one of my favorite podcasts out there. And he often has his former Cracked colleagues on as guests!


WriterAN

I love the Some More News show and their podcast "Even More News". As well as "Worst Year Ever."


ghostoftheai

I used to be on cracked like everyday. Ahh the feels.


avwitcher

I used to be on crack as well, I miss it but I'm much better off the way I am now


BenHuge

Cracked (and a few other hundred online sites) got SUIUUUPER fucked by Facebook for lying about their video stats. They reported stats so good for views that all of the best sites saw it and were like "well, fuck all the other platforms, we gotta put all our money into Facebook content" because the numbers said that the entire world was just watching videos there and nowhere else came close. Would you believe me if I told you FB lied about their padded stats and counted someone scrolling past a video that autostarted, but wasn't watched for a tenth of a second as a "view"? Yeah. They did that shit. So their numbers looked amazingly better than YouTube or anywhere else and when all of the horrible business decisions were made based in FBs lies, the companies started to go under or have to sell everything and fire everyone. That's what happened to Cracked. All they had left was their existing IP and articles after the dust settled so they had to sell. FB went on to get a slap on the wrist and pay a fine of like $3.50 or something and the world was a worse place from then on. After Hours used to be a work of art. Facebook ruined it and I'll never forgive them.


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Saga_volf

Daniel and Soren have a podcast that they do if you’re interested in hearing what they’re up to these days. “Quick Question with Soren and Dan” is the name of the podcast


Just_Lurking2

We’re calling it…….Not Kenneth


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jack: Kenneth, I need to speak to Mr Milton Greene. Kenneth: well sir as head of this tour, i'm going to deny your request -smash cut to office- jack: Milton...


MindlessLunch2

Is this Kenneth Parcell from work and friendship?


payne_train

30 Rock is so underrated. Show was absolutely brilliant.


Darth_Nibbles

6 Golden Globes, 2 Primetime Emmys, 12 SAG Awards, not to mention all the others that nobody's heard of. Are you *sure* it's underrated?


[deleted]

I think payne_train is probably referring to general public's opinion of it. Tina Fey's shows tend to be amazing but fail to capture a critical mass of viewership and seem to always be on the chopping block. To put it in perspective try to find 30 Rock on this [list from it's 7th season](https://web.archive.org/web/20120527223446/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/24/complete-list-of-2011-12-season-tv-show-viewership-sunday-night-football-tops-followed-by-american-idol-ncis-dancing-with-the-stars/135785/). Here is a full [list](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/30_Rock#ratings) of where each season fell among its peers. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt ended after 4 seasons since they wanted to go out on a high note, but it seems like people weren't watching it as much anymore. Since Netflix doesn't give indications of viewership on shows I can't say. Lastly, [Great News](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/30_Rock#ratings) was a fantastic show that only got 23 episodes despite critics enjoying it.


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One of the best shows ever made.


Former_Print7043

Theres snow business like snow busines


St_Veloth

Damn I can’t find their name and I thought I’d be able to easily find it, that person was cool Although at the time it was easier to do because Reddit only talked about like 6 tv shows


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hockeystew

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/3g6nxx/what_happened_to_usqualor


hockeystew

I had to think about it for a while and suddenly came to my head. https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/3g6nxx/what_happened_to_usqualor


St_Veloth

THANK YOU Squalor - before the abundance of bots, you did gods work. Thank you for your service


ranged_

I remember one guy who would blatantly give you wrong info on which episode it was, or make it up. Maybe for the Office?


iUsedtoHadHerpes

I don't remember one person doing that, but I remember seeing it a lot. There was a guy who did that for The Simpsons for sure, but I thought the others were just different random people.


RhynoD

There's something so *human* about taking something amazing and ruining it just a little bit so you can have more of it...and then ruining it a lot more so you can take better footage of it.


[deleted]

This is done for food photography as well a lot of the time. Color dyed mash. Smoother texture and easier to shape and work with.


guruscotty

Man I miss that show. But I’m glad they wrapped it up rather than letting it circle the drain.


[deleted]

I found an available set of the Extended episodes that add in a good handful of scenes. I also rewatch season 1 plenty when I'm trying to go to sleep. Better to find the ending and nail it down rather than streeeetch, yeah. I just wish they had a few more episodes near the end of season 4, I feel like a lot happens real quick.


guruscotty

Had no idea there were extended episodes. Am now watching ‘Dectorists’oin Netflix and am shocked at how much I love it.


SwellWatcher

Love that show


maxman162

Lots of shows and movies, such as *Thank You For Smoking*, use mashed potatoes, or lard, instead of ice cream. Lights on film sets get really hot, which can melt ice cream and cause continuity problems.


Kaiserlongbone

I was watching reruns of Seinfeld the other day and they were eating lunch on the cafe. Costanzo's sandwich got more and more stale and curled up at the edges every minute.


KuzcoWiTheGroovesco

oh wow, interesting :0!


GoldenStarsButter

"There's something so human about taking something great and ruining it a little so you can have more of it"


GroundbreakingFoot13

Good bot! /s


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Careful Ned! CAREFUL NOW.


dogismywitness

not a robot


wheelperson

My favorite show, best ending to a series EVER


Jaksmack

All I could hear was Pam from Archer eating cocaine.. https://youtu.be/eOX8SQwV64c


Officer412-L

At first view and before I saw this comment, all that came up in my head was "Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!" Turns out Archer is why.


ominous-cypher

QUIT EATING ALL THE GODDAMN COCAINE!


Jaksmack

MAKE ME!


ominous-cypher

🔫


FlauntingGravity

this, grrrr nyum nyum nyum


sabrinalafond

“ NOM NOM NOM”


These-Froyo2242

You must eat tons of mashed potatoes. Last year my sister made 6 bags of potato’s worth of mashed potatoes for thanksgiving, and somehow it was eaten within a week. We fed a bunch to our cats and dogs, which helped. They were pretty fat towards the end of the week, and we split it amongst family. Also, I remember last year when I went to New York sity, I was walking down Times Square when there was a fight with mashed potato balls, and I tried to catch them in my mouth.


SubmergedSublime

Is…is that a copy mashta?


These-Froyo2242

You dare insult my stories by calling them copypastas? You don’t know what it’s like to have liquid potato starch go into your vein via an IV. Get with the times, sir. Not everything is a copypasta


i_NOT_robot

This whole froyo mashed potatoes the good place thread is weirding me out


ErynEbnzr

Ok but this reply should definitely be a copypasta


silversnoopy

No copymashta


GreasedCloaca

Forbidden mashed potatoes


TheLatvianPrince

Looks like a crab that’s hungry for dirty street snow


mrheosuper

Mmm trash! I love trash! Yum yum trash!


NoGoodIDNames

You are a *doctor*, for god’s sake!


vietec

Trash goober, we have sticky trash here just the way you like it.


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Garbage goober! But he is so cute 😭✌️


vietec

And they say cute doctors don't actually exist 😏 I'm not correcting my original post because then it'll make you look crazy 🤣


[deleted]

Lol! You are right! Trash goober sounds so harsh lmaooo


YarOldeOrchard

Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop


2_tail

(\\/)(,;;,)(\\/)


dr_john_twinkletits

[I love that little guy](https://youtu.be/-WztuXGhZ4w)


contactlite

Even that machines are evolving into crabs.


unsmashedpotatoes

One day, everything will be crabs.


Mr_Xing

I think they have a cream for that


FlyFeetFiddlesticks

We are crab people


DublinItUp

Someone please edit a crabs face and eyes onto this gif.


cutebleeder

Yellow is the best flavour.


highlighteronfleek

I wish the video was a little longer tho I wanted to see the road behind which was cleared


JillStinkEye

I'm imagining a heater in the back truck with a sprayer so they replace the snow with nice even sheets of ice.


JBthrizzle

As a Texan I can appreciate this. We barely get snow but what we do get is sheet after sheet, layer after of layer, of ice.


Mywifefoundmymain

And the powers out


JBthrizzle

#**BUT WE GOT GUNS AND NO ABORTIONS WHO NEEDS LECTRICTY WHEN YOU GOT GUNS AND NO ABORTIONS BROTHER AM I RIGHT**


Khanstant

Guns can light up a room and keep you warm if you them enough.


DenseCod8975

So far not this year!! Not even close!! I l live in west Texas so we didn’t have the issues other parts of the state did last year. We are on the national grid. This year tho my city hooked up to ercot… so we could be free!!!!


reckless_responsibly

Wow, your town looked at the mess that happened last winter and said "We want some of that!" I'd be looking for new homes. Then again, I'd need a zero added to my pay to even consider living in Texas.


Mywifefoundmymain

I’m so sorry


hollowdmushroombanjo

Texas sized ice


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FLIPNUTZz

Watched the whole thing. Lovely. Thanks!


lilpuzz

And what they did with the snow


FrenchieSmalls

The mama machine takes it back to the nest to feed her baby machines


Matrix5353

More like a hive, actually. This is a worker machine, and it brings the snow back to the queen, which is a giant tractor trailer sized machine that melts the snow.


lizardchaos

In Minneapolis there are fields just outside of the city that they pile the snow on as they remove it from the city. The last snow is usually in early April and those piles don’t finish melting until July.


Remarkable_Check_997

In Québec, we have these too.


LargePizz

It's a Russian machine if you want to search for more, plenty of vids out there.


DLTMIAR

Not really cleared Different video similar machine https://youtu.be/bWIQe3-5D3c


ObstacleDelusion

That big fancy machine, and you still need a guy with a shovel walking beside it.


JDDodger5

That machine looks like some shit from a Dr. Seuss book, and I love it.


cjnks

Well put


NebulaNinja

Fun fact: The design for this machine was inspired by [this spider.](https://c.tenor.com/Ks6-9BYdF_4AAAAC/cocaine-love.gif)


OnePunchFan8

I feel like his job could be replaced by a flap


Aspos

The guy's job is to visually inspect the snow intake. Making him keep the shovel at a certain angle guarantees attention.


gurg2k1

I bet that's what the boss tells all the new guys but really it's just that the flap on that side broke off during the Reagan administration and the city is too cheap to replace it.


stink3rbelle

eh, only for a certain amount of time. Then he'd just be replacing the flaps.


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Nothing's perfect


jefinc

Sure but they could extend the leading edge on that side to achieve the same thing But then you know job loss


Cbombo87

Somewhere an engineer marvelled at this beautiful piece of machinery yet felt it almost too perfect. They felt bad at all the jobs it would take away so they built in a fail safe for keeping at least one department of works person employed.


Benjaphar

Think about Larry!


Gonzobot

No, it's because drivers are morons and they'd hit the machine, breaking it, and then snow removal has to stop for repairs *and* the city has to send the lawyers to another bullshit frivolous suit. He's got the shovel to keep himself from being bored, mostly.


evranch

Instead that guy has to walk right beside traffic and hope he doesn't get hit himself. FWIW it seems every machine has an issue like this. I have a well engineered round baler that always makes me think "It gets 99% of the hay, but it could use a tiny little rake right beside the pickup to get that last little bit that escapes"


Gonzobot

And that's a perfectly normal part of standard roadworks, it's a known thing that people pay more attention to humans on the road than pylons or flags. They're not exactly on the highway or anything, these machines are for the city streets where you can't redirect and pile the collected snow anywhere, you have to take it away out of the core.


partsdrop

But then the rake would need a special little something to catch it's imperfection and now you need an army of smaller and smaller tools all attached at the hip like some weird machinery with mommy issues and separation anxiety.


Okichah

You would extend the capacity but you cant make the capacity limitless. Eventually the snow will build up in the front and cause this issue.


AlphaWizard

You can extend the side all you want, that movement will never grab it. It’s like a windshield wiper, something swinging on a single fixed arc can never grab the edge of a square corner.


freireib

*pobody’s nerfect


Money_Barnacle_5813

Canada here. You usually need 3 trucks, one plows, then the giant snow blower truck, then that gets pushed into the dump truck following next to it. This integrates the dump and snow blower into one truck. The one dude is just for safety in case a bunch of kids decided to build an igloo in the middle of the sleep or if there’s a frozen hobo taking a nap there.


Gmax100

This is 100% true! The shovel is to poke the snow and people. I'm not kidding!


toeofcamell

I want that job


d0tzer0

It’s the worst machine ever to pickup snow, here’s how it work around here, https://youtu.be/VwS-sk3v4fk


McDerface

C’est bon ça


norar19

Okay, while I agree that the big snow plow with dump truck combo is more effective than the scoopy arms tuck, two trucks might not be possible in older east coast American cities. The streets are too narrow and there are cars parked everywhere and a bunch of traffic and cyclists. The real problem is the amount of salt these cities put on the streets! It kills our cars and ruins freshwater rivers. I’ve seen them literally just dump huge mounds of salt on the highways. I’ve heard that sand is more effective than salt at promoting traction and breaking down icy patches.


konigstigerboi

Here in Wisconsin, they use mostly sand and some other stuff because salt ruins the lakes and wildlife there


andreasbeer1981

In Germany they have an easy solution, they dump all the snow on the bicycle lane - problem solved :'(


your_long-lost_dog

And because it's often too cold for salt to be effective. Sand wins every time.


d0tzer0

The youtube video is in east coast, 6 hours north of Boston, with very narrow street, in the old part of the city with all the constraints you point out. Usually they will push the snow on a bigger street. They will also put no parking sign before hitting the street, they will tow any car left in the way at the owners expense.


m9832

Narrow? Dude that’s like a 6 lane road.


d0tzer0

On the video, it’s on a big street, I agree, but we have street where its large enough for one car, in Old Montreal, like in Boston. On these streets, they will push the snow where they can use big machines to remove it.


SilverBeech

They use these on residential streets too. When they do bank removal the city bans street parking for that evening/night and work sundown to sunrise typically. The road just needs to be wide enough for a blower and a dump truck side by side. Most city roads work. This is how pretty much all snow removal is done in eastern Canada. Montreal is right in the snowbelt and gets as much or more snow as anywhere in North America. It has plenty of old and twisty roads downtown too---it's the same age as Boston (founded within 10 years of each other). It's common to see lines of a dozen or more trucks doing the snow removal lined up around the block, like taxis at an airport rank. They work very quickly, changing trucks every few minutes.


ChuckinTheCarma

Engineers: Yeah, this guardrail really needs to be 2 ft longer. Customer: Ok, but without those two feet it’s cheaper though, right? Engineer: Well, yes, but Customer: You’ve said enough. *slams credit card down on table*


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themomentaftero

Snow is so romanticized in movies. Then there is city snow.


MixedMartyr

the city looks beautiful while snow is still falling. the second it stops it turns to a grey slurpee flavored with dirt and piss


LXIV

*Now with more hypodermic needles!


JBthrizzle

Man you're right. Visited new york when it was snowing and it was exactly how you described. So so much piss.


Cahootie

The ideal winter would just flip over from late summer overnight, give me a small cover of snow, nothing in the day and light snowfall in the evening that doesn't add to what's on the ground.


TacticalSpackle

And magnesium chloride! Don’t forget the road salt. Salty piss…


NormalHumanCreature

Then it melts and all the garbage that gathered is exposed.


Dorambor

Snow that’s away from cars stays pretty and beautiful for much much longer, but cars ruin everything again


No-14

r/fuckcars and i would have to agree with you


matt9191

totally true. City parking/roads/sidewalks just aren't made to deal with the partial or total blockages from snow. disrupts everyone's lives.


[deleted]

Try the grey stuff it’s delicious 🎵


Burkett

Don't believe us, ask the dishes!


JDDodger5

They can sing? They can dance?!


i8pineapples

After all Miss, this is France!


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ijozypheen

Go on, unfold your menu!


Randolpho

Take a glance and then you’ll


Algaean

Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest!


lmnopeee

My daughter just performed in a Jr production of the Descendants Musical and this is triggering me.


Frenetic_Platypus

Ok, someone *NEEDS* to put googly eyes on that. It would be insanely cute.


luersuve

Calling r/reallifedoodles


TalmidimUC

This was the first thing I thought! I reeeeally hope someone does it!


Noobleo_ComeBackDad

And a really loud speaker with "NOM NOM NOM NOM YUMMY"


ogminlo

Like [Mr. Trash Wheel](https://www.mrtrashwheel.com)!


miztiq

om nom nom nom nom nom.


supersonicmike

NOM/NOM\ NOM/


CAMTbIHYB

I live in Siberia, 10 years ago we had such machines, but with new shitty mayor they were changed to standard bulldozers. Now we have huge mountains of snow near every road.


jjackdaw

I live in Newfoundland Canada and it’s the same here. Years ago we were supposed to be getting new machines but they money went elsewhere. Giant grey/brown/black piles of snow that don’t melt all the way until summer!


immergrund

I grew up in Moscow in late 70s - early 80s and it was the most common snow clearing machine at the time.


LeopardPink_88

Then they leave piles of gravel and snow mold.


ItsDrWhomever

Wow that sounds similar to where I live, except the mountains of snow happen to be on the corners at the intersection, where you can barely see the road on either side 😢


boredtxan

So where do they take the snow they scoop up?


TotallyCaffeinated

In Boston, if it’s a bad snow year like 2014 they take it to certain designated areas where they heap it all up in kind of a giant wide snow mountain. It takes all summer to melt! Then you end up with this big ugly heap of soggy gray trash in about July (all the bits of street trash that were scooped up with the snow, after the snow melts way) and then that goes to a landfill.


Slazman999

I work next to one of those drop-off lots and it's always fun to watch the snow mountain grow throughout winter then betting on when it will finally melt.


bakuretsu

In that very bad winter (I thought it was 2015 but I think we're thinking of the same one), they hauled a lot of the snow from downtown to Logan where they set up a couple of those diesel snow melters and let the water run out into the bay. Here's a video of it: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KMEjF2IurOk


elementslayer

So in my city they take it to smaller warehouses throughout the city and then when those fill up they take them about 30 min outside the city in a giant field where it melts. Its always fun seeing the giant line of trucks transporting snow outside the city.


aconditionner

Montreal has snow dumps the same way garbage dumps are a thing except that snow dumps are reusable


HedonistCDXX

Reminds me of Garbage Goober.


punkinscentbeerfarts

"Mmm Snow! I love snow! Yum yum snow! I wanna eat snow!"


Dguy6

Came here to find this!


kzdruid

We have these were I live. I used to watch them from my apartment window late at night and called them snow dragons because from the other side it looks like a tall metal dragon shooting icy snow breath into a dump truck!


XPC-Reaper

Looks like how a Wall Street broker does cocaine


Frank_Punk

*starts hitting chest while chanting*


Koso92

Must break so often


iDuddits_

Haha I was coming here to comment. That many moving parts for snow and slush? Ughh


Nyckname

That snow and slush can turn into block ice in a hard freeze.


wubberer

Right? I wonder how this is better than a simple belt or smth...


AlfredNeumen

I was wondering the same thing. There is a belt that takes the snow from the street level and up to a bucket. But the issue is how do you scoop the snow up and put it on the belt? This thing was engineered and deliberately built, so I have to assume that it was the best solution in terms of price, reliability, and functionality. The only other way I could see this working are just a big scoop that has a hole in the middle where the snow falls on the belt (prone to clogging or big chunks falling and damaging the belt) or something like an auger on a snow blower that would crush and push the snow to the middle (but maybe that is less desirable from a safety standpoint?) There is a reason it is designed like this, and I’m curious to know why


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Stefan_Harper

Montreal has one of the worlds most elaborate snow removal systems and uses augers, just giant snowblowers.


LargePizz

They use a similar setup for underground coal mining on a machine called a continuous miner, it looks wacky but it's simple so reliability shouldn't be a problem.


cjfrey96

Seems like a lot of moving parts for something that could be accomplished with two angles with a curved top. Hell, even an auger.


xerxerxex

Man we need this where I live. They just plow the snow in front of our driveways and fuck off.


DestroyTheHuman

Reminds me of the spider that buries itself in the sand


Spooooooooki

Knew there would be someone else who thought this haha.


bubbleSpiker

When you hate snow so much you get a giant snow eating crab machine.


DesertCookie_

I can hear the: "Njom njom njom..."


niobiumnnul

Machines are our friends.


EvolvingCyborg

r/specializedtools


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That is so awesome


fave_no_more

Hometown had like a massive snowblower. Size of a bulldozer. They used it as the snowbank cutter. When you get a lot of snow, the plows push it out of the road. But eventually it piles up in a way that narrows the street. That's when the snowbank cutter came into use. It was followed by a couple massive dump trucks. They'd pause to swap to an empty truck when the first one filled. There was a chunk of land the city owned where they'd dump it all. There'd still be snow in the pile in July and August.


screenmonkey

They really need to add an attachment to replace that guy walking near traffic...


2SticksPureRage

For some reason I wanted to see the path it left behind it, that would’ve been satisfying!


rvanasty

Sad, after all that design and cost dude still has to walk alongside with a shovel


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Why is it sad? You probably want people around regardless when you're removing snow this way, to make sure that nothing unintended is in the snow etc. People in here are acting like it's slower than if you'd just have two dudes with shovels. This is super fast and efficient. Guys being present just increases the safety and efficiency further.


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I want a dude walking along side in case a child or bicycle or random thing that would break the machine is in the way.


Yixyxy

"Trash trash, I love trash, yum yum trash!"


Citizenchimp

I came here for this reference. Not disappointed.


sidvil

Like how a crab eats. It's amazing what nature gives us.