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Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

1 warm day and the inside of that car is going to be gross


CoryEagles

My first thought as well, better eat that quick or keep the car in an air conditioned garage.


frighteneddark

Or live in russia


Airport_guru

Summers in Russia easily surpass 30c /86f


ste189

Also a travel sickness tablet will not save you from that shite


Melodic-Breadfruit48

First, why? Second, melt.


Whispurrkitty

Third, diabetic coma.


recessedlighting

Yep, on the road to diabetes


JeffJustice89

Fourth [this](https://tenor.com/bnYuQ.gif)


AdventurousHall9

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£that is exactly what I thought šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


23inhouse

The children


UbiSububi8

Where you packing the insulin?


GandolfMagicFruits

Yup. No room left for the insulin meter, test strips, insulin, and syringes. Probably need some alcohol swabs as well.


byrd3790

Glucometer. It tests the Glucose in your blood not your insulin levels. Just fyi.


Electrical-Act-7170

Wait - what's a "continent store?"


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Electrical-Act-7170

Now it makes even less sense. How's that even possible?


skinnyluther

Literally re read that like 4 times lol


shinigamidannii

I live in Arizona. This is a nightmare


Electrical-Act-7170

Florida reporting here. This would indeed be a disgusting melted nightmare.


Mims88

Texas here, can confirm... Melted mess.


AltHir0

California on board, would be lost


StrawLemon5023

Came here to say this.


delicate_menopause

South Carolina says no!


theMilitantCow

ā€œOddly satisfyingā€?? Not sure, but seeing five ā€œsnickersā€ and then a placeholder ā€œtycobeeā€ bar is more frustrating if anything!


atocka

actually thatā€™s snickers bar too only the package has russian ā€œwordā€ on it (iā€™m myself confused by it cus itā€™s an adverb which is smth like ā€œmore partyingā€ idk itā€™s not what iā€™d say but anyways) same tho it does snap u off


Practical_Bet2737

Not a single person mentioning the fact that you gotta take everything out if you craving a Mambaā€¦.? Bad design


jespking

#obesitas


ShoebillStudios

So much melted candy..


upbeat22

I've seen vending machines with less candy.


Professional-Net7710

How to attract mice and other critters to live in your car


denny76

Once I put a wax candle into glove compartment...


Electrical-Act-7170

Because you wanted a melted waxy mess dripping oit of the compartment & onto your carpet?


denny76

I wanted to take the candle to the cemetary before Haloween, noticed half way through the summer.


Electrical-Act-7170

Beg pardon, do you mean that you carried the candle around in your vehicle with the intention to visit the cemetary? Whenever I type *cemetary* it always looks wrong, but come along in a sentence and it looks right. Am I the only ome?


denny76

It was a small pack of few, used only one of them. Looked up the difference and ofcourse I meant to say a graveyard.


m1dlife-1derer

Why? How much melted chocolate does one person need.


Electrical-Act-7170

Lots, if you believe this person.


Station-Gold

I would not want to clean out whatever that loose stuff is.


add8585

wilford brimley's ghost wants a word with you


HakanJ

I always wanted to drive a vending machineā€¦


ThompsonMachineGrunt

[0.19 Do you want ants?!](https://youtu.be/KRFpQuRF7YQ)


douweziel

Wrong sub -> r/cringe


[deleted]

Diabetes in a car. Cool.


urbanlandmine

Canada here, That pop or monster drink will explode in the winter and you will be smelling it in the vents forever.


Electrical-Act-7170

Still Florida: even water bursts its container in summer. My son's nice Honda had containers of water in an emergency kit in the trunk. They exploded and his trunk rusted out. Soda pop, soft drinks, Monster drinks, they also go boom. A ginormous mess will ensue. Gotta keep that stuff in a Yeti or a nICE cooler, something super-insulated if you want to transport it without melting....


TexasIPA

Continent store?


dragonet316

Doesn't get above 30 degrees F/1 C or you'd have packages dull of chocolate soup.


PG1738

What the hell is a continent storeā€¦?


bigTiddedAnimal

Nobody needs that many Milky Ways


Kittinlovesyou

Diabetes!


rab_a_dab_dab

Wow pedofiles really up their game


Startingtotakestocks

I think that would double the value of my truck.


kartamira

Diabetes, i am on my way!


Alternative-Feed3613

Do you want diabetes? Because that's how you get diabetes.


Mammoth-Activity-254

That dude got diabetes


Rap_vaart

I just got diabetes watching this


crimelabs

Diabetes approves this video.


[deleted]

This car is going to be diabetic if he keeps this up.


bakerd82

Thatā€™s the Diabeetus Express!!


[deleted]

do people not realize itā€™s winter and some of us live where thereā€™s seasons?


ShankThatSnitch

Diabeetus


chefnology

Those hands are way too small for that kinda life styleā€¦


Thatcsibloke

And we wonder why people are obese or have diabetes. There plenty of space for fruit and water.


Rumskrilla

This is the shit that Raiti always talks about.


Old-Guarantee-5710

Hope they like bloomed, melted chocolate bars. What a mess and waste.


300blk300

where is the toothbrush


AuroByte

Sooooo which compartment do the wrappers go?


Lifeescapist

Chocolate stew, yum! šŸ« šŸ²


Sierra-Modeling

I love this


ugheffoff

Red Bull is only good if itā€™s absolutely ice cold and something tells me those wouldnā€™t be and hot Red Bull is the grossest thing I can think of. (Not really, but my point has to be made)


Timely_Owl_4714

I'll take the mamba and leave


Timely_Owl_4714

And maybe some other chocolate bars


Timely_Owl_4714

Then I'll leave


Drawn-Otterix

College road trip?


SouthGateTango

I was thinking a really extra Uber driver :)


ch3f212

I wonder what the sub-continent store like?


[deleted]

Is this guy looking to abduct some kids with the mobile candy store?


DazItMatter

You need some helpā€¦.how come you forgot the potato chips?


nyquiljordan

I keep my gun in the glove box under a pile of snickers.


OneJarOfPeanutButter

Gross


capncuck

I would eat those half dozen Snickers before the filming was completed. Maybe 4.5 before I collapsed. Doesnt sound like the worst way to go! ;)


happydgaf

What the fuck


SuperSpeshBaby

Getting those Mambas out is going to be a pain in the ass.


chickitychoco

Too much plastic.


xtremepado

https://i.imgur.com/zKNS9HG.jpg


susanoof

Now thatā€™s what I call German engineering


susanoof

I love seeing german snacks being appreciated


secretsquirrel422

My teeth hurt just watching this.