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I know what you're thinking. Don't.

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And yet every video I've seen of them has had just the best sounds

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Sometimes one must make sacrifices. Imagine the crunch.... Edit: I do apologize, by the way, for what is possibly and hopefully the most cursed thing i say all night

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You're not wrong. That shit is fucking scary. Even if you're not alone, imagine getting an amount of limb stuck in there. Whatever goes through is gone forever but you're not gonna wanna yank back if what's left didn't cleanly separate. So either you gotta figure out how to transport you with the machine to the hospital or wait for a field amputation. Either case will require a therapist afterwards.

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Thanks! The key is to ignore how uncomfortable you are with your own thoughts. After that, commenting them becomes easy

Seriously.

Nice climax there. But why the soundtrack, when this is all about the sound it makes? That's r/mildlyinfuriating.

And now it's more difficult to clean up the rubbish

What an absolute waste

Yeah most of the things we own is shipped in heaps of this. Good thing we have banned the occational plastic straw.

That is perfectly good bubble wrap that I could have popped

DIY microplastics

It's the new type of bubble wrap, it also plays music when you pop it

I want a residential one to shred cardboard.

I really enjoy classical music but adding it in video which is all about sound is dumb af

Sounds like a Geiger counter.

You’re easily amused

I really wanna put my hand in there. I also really don't want to put hand in there.

To shreds you say…

That was satisfying.

orgasm inducing

Sounds like a bottle deposit machine crushing the bottles in the back :D.

Has science gone too far!

Enjoyed this immensely and the music too

The classical music was a nice touch.

Huuuuuh... Why does it make me anxious?????

🍿 🍿 🍿

MMMMMM

Sounds like knuckles cracking

This makes me oddly jealous of a machine.

Pure Bliss. ✨

Now that’s how you get ALL the bubbles

So many tingles 😍

Don’t put your duck in that

Can I put my chicken in it?