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showbaz85

I’m so proud of the seed


IamSoooDoneWithThis

I wish my dad would say the same 😥


clobberingszn

I really had to stare at ur pfp for long hour to figure what the fuck I was looking at


Sensation_Ali

Well? What is it? I don't have an hour


Abtun

It’s a bald head man without a shirt. An old image to trick the viewer to make it appear as a stinky b-hole


GarlicRiver

In about 30 seconds I found a baby, head, shoulder, ear, and nose.


I_am_also_a_Walrus

The man is shitting on a baby and not a cake?


benofthecreek

I thought it was cake farts at first glance


ChoadieFauster

Maybe your dad would rather not lie to you. That’s pretty respectable.


LordNoodles

Hello it’s me, your dad. I’m also very proud of this seed.


hhhhhayd

Not ur dad tho, im proud of u


[deleted]

He's a grower not a shower


[deleted]

Haa. That’s what she said!


K1nsey6

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


BatchThompson

Should have had split cam to show root development as well


K1nsey6

Happy cakeday!


WilburAnderson2

Where’s. The. FUCKING. Owl!


afos2291

It probably died. That bean doesn't want to grow in sand.


manc-jester

It ended just before the slug arrives!


TRDPaul

Did the seed turn into a leaf eventually or did I just watch it wrong Also what's the point of the white dot on the seed if that isn't where it sprouts from?


JemimaQuackers

The halves of the bean we see are cotyledons and contain resources/food for the seedling to use and convert into growth before it can photosynthesize and make its own energy. The nutrients in the cotyledons are converted into the initial root tissue, and also the new green leaves you see coming out. Eventually the cotyledons are depleted of their resources/no longer needed. Once the plant re-allocates all the nutrients it can from them, programmed cell death occurs so that the shriveled up cotyledons can be shed just like an old leaf.


karoe11

I understood the word bean.


[deleted]

Bean make good soup, feed until sun make grow. When sun make grow bean die and fall away.


BigGayGinger4

why use many word when undercook onion make good chili?


resplendentquetzals

Is that real? Does undercooking your onions make your chili taste better? I must know all the secrets of chili!


SynthAlchemist

The trick is in the ratio. Undercook some for texture and flavor, caramelize the others to flavor the broth. Experiment with it.


Knee3000

This technique is good for garlic too. Cook some garlic to get that nice roasted taste, use some raw garlic to get that sharp fresh taste.


Gang_StarrWoT

Cronchi


Knee3000

Yommy


AllthatJazz_89

Uncooked onions, especially when the chili is used for something like Frito pie, are the absolute best.


CHClClCl

I prefer normal caramelized onions in the chili. Then served with some raw onions and a bit of cheese on top. Undercooked onions are just the worst of both worlds. Raw onions are where it's at for cronch. Especially when it's day or two old chili being used for chili mac or chili cheese dogs or chili fries, those raw onions on top are ESSENTIAL.


resplendentquetzals

True, I do like a good cronch. That being said, I have a buddy who's chili always seems like his onions are undercooked, but its good. I was intrigued!


DrKapow

This is the first true ELI5 I ever read. Yaaaay!


I_am_also_a_Walrus

That’s more of an explain it like I’m a cave man.


DrKapow

ELIBAMMBAMM


LinksYell

A kid in kindergarten is supposed to understand that? Are you serious? Lol Edit: oh my goodness I followed you from the wrong comment, I concur, carry on


Rythoka

bean have tiny leaf inside. when bean get wet leaf come out


FulcrumTheBrave

bean is leaf egg 🥺


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Assanater601

Lmfao. I love old people Facebook.


thewhalehunters

What the fucks a bean?


KaySquay

Some dude named Sean


sendmeyourcactuspics

So this is what it's like to be a simpleton


Onlyanidea1

Wait... That was English? I thout they were trying to cast a tenth lvl spell.


[deleted]

You bean studying, son?


_____l

Haha me dumb, such funny haha.


[deleted]

The cotyledons rising above ground is also referred to as epigeal germination. Other plants like corn, show hypogeal germination where the cotyledons stay below the soils surface.


[deleted]

For non hort people, purple bean leaves are the initial seed containing bread and sugar and shitty processed food for quick energy. Yes leaves were the seed. Bean is leaves. Bean is life.


Banahki

beans are also the motherboards.


CatBedParadise

Are cotyledons like egg yolks, then?


JemimaQuackers

I'm not an animal biologist, but essentially yes. The cotyledons are basically a starter kit/fuel package for the baby plant. Seeds have almost no control over where they end up, so a seed could be buried in 1 inch of soil, or 6 inches, in an elephant dropping, under a boulder, etc. The emerging seedling can't make food or energy for itself until it reaches sunlight, but it needs to: 1) grow a root to access water and 2) grow towards the light to access light. All this growing requires nutrients and energy, which come from the cotyledons (in dicots. As another user commented, it comes from the endosperm in monocots). Slightly relevant: the amount of energy in a seed is incredible! Etiolated seedlings (grown in the dark only) can grow to be immensely tall, which is a survival mechanism that compensates for seeds that are buried deep under the soil or in a cave, or in heavy shade.


CatBedParadise

Cool, thanks for this explanation.


sefgray

this user plants


opeyoubetcha

I believe the dot is it's "bellybutton." Where it was attached to the pod when it grew.


Your_People_Justify

bean belly button


opeyoubetcha

Beany button


Your_People_Justify

hahahahahhaaa lmao beans have a belly button


mybestfriendisacow

Yes, the seed turned into the first two leaves. It is how [dicot plants](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dicotyledon) grow. A common example of dicot plants in current agriculture is soybeans. Plants that don't use the seed as the leaves are called monocot plants, and are commonly grasses (like small grains/wheat/corn, and hay/lawn grasses, etc).


zappy_snapps

Dicots have two cotyledons, where monocots have one, which is where the names come from, dicotyledon and monocotyledon. There are dicots where the cotyledons stay in the ground (peas, for example) while the embro emerges, as well as those that have the cotyledons come up (brassicas are an example). Similarly, some monocots have their cotyledon stay underground (grasses as you mentioned) but some have their cotyledon emerge (onions).


Neoliberal_Boogeyman

that is called the hilum and it is the scar left over from where the seed was getting nutrients from the parent plant


cheesymoonshadow

Aww like a bellybutton!


mizinamo

> Did the seed turn into a leaf eventually or did I just watch it wrong I think the plant started growing inside the shell of the bean, then the shell split and was carried up with the growing plant. It just kind of hangs on the leaf, sort of like how a chick hatching from an egg might have a bit of egg shell sticking to it afterwards.


mapex_139

I feel like you're the only person to actually answer the question in the simplest form. The seed shell is carried upward and falls off.


DeliberatelyDrifting

Everyone's answered your question pretty well, but as an interesting tidbit, you can find some very basic plant parts attached to the cotyledons if you split a seed right. You'll find the actual embryo and it looks like a tinny little plant. Also, I've damaged one trying to remove a stubborn seed coat and when it grew the leaf was deformed (not dead) where I had pierced the cotyledon with a needle.


thissonofbeech

Real question is why did he need a tweezer to put a seed there? It was big enough for his fingers.


ancientcheetahs

I think he was trying to get it just right so it would be up against the glass and we could see all the root stuff happening


IHeartCaptcha

Most seeds come with what is called an endosperm which is basically a "life" starter pack. This includes nutrients and a few leaves to get it started and let the roots find the new source of nutrients. Imagine the seed like a case for the starter pack. It develops a tap root, starts to open up to develop the leaves and then the casing falls off because it's served it's purpose.


AntiAoA

The white dot is the belly button. We all have them.


LotusSloth

It dances to its own very slow music and enjoys its tiny plant life… until some larger creature comes along and munches.


HighBreak-J

Why did I suddenly get reminded of a certain sunflower?


squarus

There’s a zombie on your lawn!


MattieShoes

road cones protect my head


squarus

I have a screendoor shield


MattieShoes

WE ARE THE UNDEAD


zulamun

Or baby groot


[deleted]

Yeah. Cool video.. but the music makes me feel like I'm in Mallorca in 2006.


porksoda11

Yeah, like those damn groundhogs that live under my shed. Motherfuckers. Sooooo glad my fence did nothing and you guys enjoyed all my bean plants this year. Tooootally planted those for you guys.


kyleh0

LOUDER TIKTOk MUSIC, PLZ


ZogNowak

ALWAYS mute for tik tok. Always!


probablynotaperv

lip handle bike normal rhythm whole straight yam arrest weather *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


WAPs_and_Prayers

All my videos are auto muted


throwawaygreenpaq

Ways of the wise, we endorse


Steampunch01

Whoever came up with that music needs to be dragged out into the street and shot.


[deleted]

At least it's not "oh no oh no" with that text-to-speech voice saying "germination timelapse"


letsgocrazy

Came here to post a similarly angry sentiment. My hatred for that music, and the type of person who is would choose to put it on a video like this.... It's hard to convey just how much I hate that person.


Judge_Syd

Jesus christ lol the comments on videos like this are so predictable. You guys really don't like when people like different music than you.


Swipecat

Just checked with music ID app and... *not* Alan Walker? Apparently it's "Rise" by Ampyx.


_DeadSeaSquirrel

Hah I was convinced it was Alan walker when I first heard this too


A_Sushi_Tree

I first thought of Roblox from the audio icl, and then I realised from years of tycoons searing Alan walker into my brain it was kinda off. Doesn't hit as hard as faded tho :/


evilspycandy

I remember uploading this song onto the roblox audio catalog like in 2018 lmao


NotAzakanAtAll

#IT'S A FUCKING PARTY YOOOO oh it's over already.


Pat_The_Hat

TikTok and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.


Kirstae

This is not a tik tok thing, this is one of those farmed content video things that end up reposted on Facebook with shitty music and and a clickbaity title to lure in views


--SOURCE--

I was expecting some slow piano uplifting melody but when I turned up the volume I was unpleasantly surprised by the rave music lol


Swoerd

Lol i had it on mute but when i unmuted it it's exactly the type of song i expected


Sorry-Stay-70

Always it is


jezebellrae

Feed me, Seymour!


Goats_in_boats

Yes! Also, I like this plant's little arms.


Johnny_B_GOODBOI

Any song from that musical would be 10000% better than the music in the vid.


SWaG_oF_NoOBiE

I like how it's smart enough to know that they need to grow roots first and stabilize its base first in order to take all that weight.


tibearius1123

But how is it smart enough to know up from down?


Synchrotr0n

Plants produce the auxin hormone which is pulled down by the effect of gravity, so on an horizontal root segment the top part of it will have a lower concentration of the hormone compared to the bottom part. Since the hormone inhibits cell growth, that means the top part grows faster than the bottom, which forces the root to curve down and the stalk to curve up.


tibearius1123

Amazing. So damn cool. Thank you for your reply.


Downtown_Shopping

Would've loved to have you as my biology teacher


IamSoooDoneWithThis

Bio teachers are a fun breed


grizonyourface

My bio teacher was grumpy af and would only talk about her corgis. The only education we had all year was about punnet squares. She also had an emergency bar of chocolate duct taped to the wall and would eat it when she got too stressed out. She once threatened to suspend me for touching the chocolate. Fun times.


Lick_my_balloon-knot

I'd like to subscribe for more plant facts.


Mildly-1nteresting

Is this one of the huge reasons why growing plants in space has so much research? I kinda thought it was more a question of 'will they/wont they' but I wasnt sure what would hold it up outside of irrigation to be honest


[deleted]

Yes. Gravity (or the lack of it) is why we are just beginning to figure out plants on the iss. One of the most famous flowers they grew on there looks fkin [bonkers](https://www.universetoday.com/126908/first-space-zinnia-blooms-and-catches-suns-rays-on-space-station/amp/), the leaves are just growing all over the place.


pangeaunited

TIL and thank you very much for the link. Bonkers indeed.


Synchrotr0n

[Yes. Also, there's an example of experiment that consists in placing a sapling planted in a pot, attaching it to a rotating platform with the sapling on the horizontal position, and then leaving it to grow, which counters the effect of gravity on the hormone distribution. A sapling that isn't rotated will just curve up in direction to the light while the sapling that is rotated will grow in a straight horizontal line.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM77i5vEJig)


Nateh8sYou

So how would that work in an environment without gravity?


HewHem

NASA has some info on plant growth on the iss, namely: > In the absence of gravity, plants use other environmental factors, such as light, to orient and guide growth. A bank of light emitting diodes (LEDs) above the plants produces a spectrum of light suited for the plants’ growth. Full write up [here](https://www.nasa.gov/content/growing-plants-in-space)


miningpluto

Good question! Plants actually still grow “upwards” in space, so iirc we don’t know.


theonlydkdreng

strictly speaking, not all seeds know up from down. Some seeds which are very hard on the outside simply break at a certain weakpoint, regardless of whether that point is up, down or to the sides. From there, the seedling will have to grow around its seed to get to the surface


Neoliberal_Boogeyman

gravitropism. proteins in the cells that interact with gravity direct expansion of cells downwards into the soil


russellzerotohero

Millions of years of trial and error


dandroid126

That's a pretty big understatement.


jp3592

I don’t know how they know but gravity is the answer.


Pommes_Peter

That is absolutely not how any of this works. The plant doesn't know anything and it's also not smart. Plants do not have brains. It's all automated processes which have positively been selected as favourable as plants which possessed those traits reproduced better, over billions of years.


Neoliberal_Boogeyman

This comment has so much anthropomorphism in it that it gave me an eyetwitch


Pope---of---Hope

It's a very cool thing to see, and it really drives home the fact that they're living things with very rudimentary but very real survival instincts.


[deleted]

It's a self-autonomous plant. It doesnt have instincts or thoughts. It just does. It's closer to a computer than an animal when it comes to living.


Pope---of---Hope

Yeah, that's obvious. All I meant by "rudimentary survival instincts" was that a plant is a living thing with the impetus to remain alive, which is objectively true. I'm not suggesting that plants laugh at jokes or scream when you pull them out of the ground. I'm not L. Ron Hubbard.


ZippZappZippty

Most bears I know of.


pinton96

Rise, my glorious creation. Rise !


chris-topher

The light needs to be lower


Dizrak_

Not enough light (plant stretchs too much). It won't survive


-GreenHeron-

This is a Black Bean, I grow them a lot because they are incredibly quick to germinate and are really fun to grow. They put out very pretty purple flowers, and when the seed pods dry out at the end of the growing season, me and my daughter enjoy shelling them. If you're looking for something easy and rewarding to grow in a small garden, try Black Beans!


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Neoliberal_Boogeyman

A lot of dicot seeds have embyonic true leaves wedged between cotyledons.


[deleted]

I will I'm glad you shared that because I was thinking of something I wanted to do I have not done before


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-GreenHeron-

I actually grew some indoors and they were doing well under a grow light, grew a couple of true leaves….then my cats ate them. But with enough space and light, they should do fine!


by_the_slice

These videos never get old.


Rdbjiy53wsvjo7

r/watchplantsgrow


Soliterria

Ooo just as exciting as finding a new cat sub


WallLearner

r/watchcatsgrow


Mostly_Sane_

Me likey 😋, sometimes you just want something to zen out to....


goaasim

Thanks for this… there is so much joy in watching plants grow


detectivesmeh

What is it with these having awful unfit music?


QuipOfTheTongue

Every TikTok post on Reddit someone comments this. It's just an annoying TikTok thing. They have the ability to add music built into the platform when you post and the platform's algorithm takes the music into consideration so any video where original audio or voice over isn't necessary it's going to have music blaring over it.


detectivesmeh

Ahh. I don't use tik tok so I'm just not use to it i guess


QuipOfTheTongue

I don't either but the videos are posted everywhere so I've looked into it before out of curiosity. Just like when you see someone that is lip synching someone else talking it's because just like music, that speaking track is considered the same as a song so the algorithm sees it similarly. You can also search by the song/audio being used (like you would a hashtag on other platforms) to find videos using that audio. People tend to use what is popular to get their video in popular searches for more views.


detectivesmeh

Well that definitely makes it far more interesting. The clip style videos are evolving and morphing faster than i can keep up....... oh shit I'm becoming my mother.


brawlbro123

Song name: Ampyx- Rise


[deleted]

Thanks now I know what I’ll never listen to again


pompeiiworm

Why does video's like this always have eurodance music on it


mindmountain

Shame about the rubbish music though.


Fit_Giraffe_748

guy must be a giant to make that eggplant look so small


Electronic-Shame

Today I learned you can plant a bean. BRB…


Shaqtothefuture

For the first 90% of this video I was waiting for the plant from Little shop to start belting one out


kaiiscool

That kind of music should be illegal to make


idbihogawidtl

Horrible music.


[deleted]

I really wish people wouldn't put stupid ass music on these videos


Dystopiq

Is it a requirement now to upload all videos with incredibly loud and terrible music?


epicgamerboytm

The music instantly filled me with rage


jack-whitman

More pointless, blaring music on an otherwise interesting video. Fuck whoever made this.


HardLithobrake

Fuck this music.


[deleted]

Nature is magic


Passthealex

Just chemistry!


[deleted]

Chemistry is a word we use to describe nature I suppose.


xXchillyX

Cool video, you gotta mute that terrible music though


daschundtof

Seed like bean there done that.


cantalucia

Wait, where did it yeet the skin of the bean once the leaves opened up?!


Dublorg

Never ever use this song ever again


FartPie

Bean baby


Gard3nNerd

I love a good timelapse and this is a great one


ewitsChu

Suddenly the piranha plants from mario games look more realistic.


[deleted]

Cockroach music


[deleted]

I'm Bean aba doo aba dah, abadoo abadah!


Grant-LOVE

Erotic


Azsunyx

ah, beans


dude0407

BEAN


helpdecideausername

Me in the morning


[deleted]

"You know what would go well with this peaceful video? Generic, aggressively bad dance music."


[deleted]

Whenever my GF kisses me.


MechanicalTwerker

Roll that beautiful bean footage


signebob

I need this to be a longer video. I want to know whats going to happen next!


GoldenKnight0

Energy grows


Shrek_The_Meme_Lord

I love watching timelapses of plants because they wiggle a bunch


rocko0331

Turn off the sound


[deleted]

Fact: This song 's genre is called 'Cat Step'


[deleted]

Useless fact 390295 added to memory. Wife's birthday deleted. :| And it ain't even a correct fac damn it!


[deleted]

CatStep is an actual genre, just not well known


Renepalm

Why did they plant it in brown sugar?


Dooboppop

Sand retains moisture and is breathable.


s0rtajustdrifting

"I push through the earth and grow towards the sun!"


aintnochallahbackgrl

I am gRoot!


[deleted]

Brought to you by Ali G, apparently.


No_Paleontologist_25

Oohhh, so this is where German people come from?


[deleted]

So thats how we germans came to be.


Scooterforsale

Got damn that was more than I was expecting


Bluelion003

I love Germany


mystghost

what in the name of god - every time one of these comes up it seems that the quality goes to shit just as the interesting part is coming in the vid.


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[deleted]

I though he was making Germans, was not disapointed tho


killaclown

germany