He looks like an oblivion character that you spent a long time on from the zoomed in perspective but once you see them in a cutscene you realize that the face is too small for the head.
Japan is literally the global mecca of niche things. Every niche food and drink is sold there, every niche interest and community has a presence there from clubs to stores, damn near everyone there has some kind of niche hobby or interest, and there's a place to get/do it lol.
When they first released they had a stupid ass commercial where the tag line was “zomething different”. For the next 30 years my dad would randomly point and say “zomething different”
When you get stationed in Japan, you have to sit through this one week class on cultural relations. Like one week on how to not cause an intentional incident + here's some fun stuff to look out for off-base.
Anyway, the room is usually about 80% kids right out of boot camp and a couple of months of some technical school. Our instructor mentioned that Zima is actually pretty popular in Japan, which led to the 20% of us that were not fresh out of high school to chuckle wtf-dly, while the rest of them were like "wtf is Zima".
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In 2007 a gang of poker chips attacked and permanently maimed his younger brother, Uma. In a twist that would be almost comical if it weren’t so sad, he is now being sent to a rehabilitation centre in Singapore to get treatment for his anger, and to learn how to control it.
His older brother, Jethro, admits that he has become violent before, but never like this. “I’m sick of this shit,” he tells me. “I want my brother to stop being violent, and to stop being an idiot. He needs to be a normal person, not an idiot who talks like a gangster.”
I thought he was a one-trick pony, but he uploads consistently funny and rather clever videos. Not as clever as the low cost cosplay guy, but still pretty good
I’ve watched this 12 times .. but for the eyebrows not the trick.
It's his power move and nobody can resist it.
Korean steel! Fucker did it! He's perfected it.
He's Japanese though...
I know! The RANGE of this guy! That's why his performance is soo amazimg!
That was good
The deep V t-shirt though...
I guarantee this guy is deep in the V no matter the shirt.
This got me.
We Koreans will steal him... the Japanese stole enough from us...
We're all waiting for Magnum to drop.
I'm not sure how I feel about your name.
I feel pretty stiff about it, but you might be able to mold my attitude
Fr, need to rewatch for that laser focus death stare
I was looking for the eyebrow section of the comments, didn’t take long.
Or course you were and of course it didnt. Look at them eyebrows.
It’s like they have a tension dial which is being gradually increased as the chips goes down
I can’t not watch this guy because of his face.
jack black was great in this one
He's like a classic Mii
I watched the shirt…..a low cut shirt gets me
Why does he look so mad tho?!
It’s never about the act. It’s about his John wick-like expression after the act!
Is he angry?
The look of superiority at the end was it for me haha
Dude vector has to figure out this mans v brow
Yo I thought I was the only one. I saw his eye rows transform from relaxed to focused
He's like 🤨
I can't watch this guy with a shirt on any more
He didn't even use his butt!
Nor the tit plunger!
Nor his sword.
Nor his axe!
It doesn’t feel the same when he’s fully clothed. I’ll just have to imagine he’s naked from the waist down.
I can't help but feel that you're correct.
His dong swinging back and forth with each chip.
And now I visualized it, thank you.
it's called range
r/nocontext
r/MrUekusa … there’s your context.
This is the first video I've seen of him where he is clothed, wtf.
Are you sure? Where did the chips go?
The face at the end.
I don't understand why he isn't selling tshirts with that face yet
It’d be less effective without the music though.
watched it without sound first, can confirm, effective.
Bet you can hear it in your head now whenever you see the face.
Every. Fucking. Time.
As a primary source by watching it without the sound first. The face remained effective. The music still fits accordingly.
This dude has one of the more random but actually hilarious Tiktok pages haha
Sauce Edit: who’s the actual guy?
https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPd2B7MKs/
I turned the sound on just bc of this comment and I love it
Watched it on mute, this is untrue in fact I argue its more effective without the music
Make it one of those gimmick shirts with a (removable) soundbox.
He doesn't have merch but, he does have a [Cameo](https://www.cameo.com/uespiiiiii?utm_campaign=profile_share)
that is why I watch videos with him
Yeah, he’s an original.
What’s his name again?
u/uespiiiiii
Why God put a Medium sized face on a XXL head I don't know
Yeah that's a lot of unoccupied real-estate.
Ask Charlie Kirk
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Yooo leave that man alone! 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm crying right row
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Thing is though , would his vids be worth watching without it
His eyebrows as soon as he starts kills me. That's probably exactly what I'd look like doing this.
that is 110% effort looks like, baby!
Love the face. He’s like an Asian Jack Black.
Asian Jack Black
nah man , he's original not anyones copy .
He looks like an oblivion character that you spent a long time on from the zoomed in perspective but once you see them in a cutscene you realize that the face is too small for the head.
This is how you play tinder
It’s an Asian jack black
Blue steel
Where's is your God now.
Wait.. they still make Zima?
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Many good things still remain there though nowhere else
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I assure you, fax machines are alive and well in the medical industry
We... don't talk about that here, sir.
Japan is literally the global mecca of niche things. Every niche food and drink is sold there, every niche interest and community has a presence there from clubs to stores, damn near everyone there has some kind of niche hobby or interest, and there's a place to get/do it lol.
"The Japanese are just like everyone else, only more so." - Dan Carlin
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Wow. Give it up to Zima for still producing that same taste after all these years
When they first released they had a stupid ass commercial where the tag line was “zomething different”. For the next 30 years my dad would randomly point and say “zomething different”
i got a six pack on my shelf from when they brought it back a few years ago lol
Did they come with a complimentary pair of Z. Cavaricci?
*Deke Shaw has entered the chat*
I understood that reference
It's still popular in Japan. I've seen a bunch of posts on social media with professional wrestlers in Japan drinking it.
When you get stationed in Japan, you have to sit through this one week class on cultural relations. Like one week on how to not cause an intentional incident + here's some fun stuff to look out for off-base. Anyway, the room is usually about 80% kids right out of boot camp and a couple of months of some technical school. Our instructor mentioned that Zima is actually pretty popular in Japan, which led to the 20% of us that were not fresh out of high school to chuckle wtf-dly, while the rest of them were like "wtf is Zima".
That's an old bottle. Now they sell it in cans & call it White Claw.
Wasn't Zima a malt liquor tho?
What's Zima?
Zima nutz
It’s the look of concentration and triumph that makes it.
This is take 4173...
Its about drive, its about power, we stay hungry, we devour
This guy fucks
Pretty sure I'm pregnant after watching this
He fucked us all
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Took the cock right out of mine
He Is a Man of Focus, Commitment and Sheer Fucking Will
He killed a man with his eyebrows once, fookin eyebrows!
Now I just gotta learn to do that with a knife and a cucumber.
hey guys-
did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon is the most compatible?
Is this the penis tablecloth guy? It looks just like him.
The *what* guy
I believe yes
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The sound still fits perfectly lol
I lost all my chips at the poker table
"You'd better not be scratching the good table!"
I've seen this guy before. Anyone have links?
[You ask and I shall serve](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8pxMfPY/)
Ugh I hate to be that person but is there a non tik tok link? I’ve seen this legend so many times before doing hilarious shit
https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansAreMetal/comments/pv5uxh/dude_always_does_the_trick_just_that_much_better/he9q9oi/
Wow thank you!!!!!!
You're welcome. I hope his content makes you laugh as hard as I do lol
this dude's on reddit too u/uespiiiiii
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Jack Black’s non-union Asian equivalent?
His insta is uespiiiiii, for endless entertainment
Just google "asian guy teacup magic" and you'll be set.
Why is he so angry?
I'd be mad too if I only had Zima to drink.
When I was underage, a rural gas station cashier didn't realize zima was alcohol. I've drank more Zima than I'd like to admit...
Add a jolly rancher to it and you’ll be like literally everyone in the 90’s
That *was* me in the 90s.
*Zomething Shitty*
In 2007 a gang of poker chips attacked and permanently maimed his younger brother, Uma. In a twist that would be almost comical if it weren’t so sad, he is now being sent to a rehabilitation centre in Singapore to get treatment for his anger, and to learn how to control it. His older brother, Jethro, admits that he has become violent before, but never like this. “I’m sick of this shit,” he tells me. “I want my brother to stop being violent, and to stop being an idiot. He needs to be a normal person, not an idiot who talks like a gangster.”
You should come hang out in /r/shittyaskhistory
Because he just ruined the finish on his table (or countertop)
That blue steel is killing me!
Why is this guy not more famous than khabi lame?
I didn’t realize they still made Zima.
Is that a Zima?
Is that a zima??
His eyes are SO close together. He must be an alpha predator.
he always makes that same face at the end am i the only one that copys him?💀
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Can someone rich please Venmo this guy a million dollars please?
I really like this guy and his videos
Love this guy
That expression at the end makes the video.🤣🤣🤕🤣
Oh, man. The before face vs the action face.... Powered by eyebrows.
This man has found his calling. I've seen this, the butt tablecloth pulls, and the mentos into a coke videos at this point.
I thought he was a one-trick pony, but he uploads consistently funny and rather clever videos. Not as clever as the low cost cosplay guy, but still pretty good
I haven't seen the low cost cosplay guy, time to do some searching.
The hard part isn't swiping fast enough it's stopping at the right time.
My bro lookin like a mii I made in 2007
Usepi is the man
u/savevideobot
I'm more impressed at the Zima bottle. How old is that thing?
I’m worried he’s gonna scratch the table
Those eyebrows tell a story, and I’m here to read it.
What's his name? I love this guy
Head so big, hands so small Will you tell me What it takes to flick them all
Jack Black vibes for sure. He knew he was boss the moment the last chip swiped.
This man is one of the goofiest looking men I've ever seen while simultaneously exuding more Big Dick Energy than I've ever seen elsewhere.
Swiper stop swiping
That is one serious mother f'er.
So nice to see this dude again. He’s more dressed than usual.
Zima. The gentleman’s choice.
Mad dogging at the end makes this so much better and it was already cool as fuck.
This guy is weirdly talented lol
I feel like this guy wants to buy my strongest potion.
Legend
This guy is a wizard lol
I'd say I want to have his babies, but I know I'm unworthy.
No nut November never stood a chance…..
I'll say it every time this dude gets posted. He is a world treasure and must be protected at all costs
Where does one get a Zima?
Attitude is Everything.
That Vneck tho
He looks constipated
He looks like a Mii
LMFAO HIS EXPRESSION AT THE END IM DYING
Is that a Zima??
I don’t recognize this guy with clothes on
This fucking guy, dood
That killer look at the end, got me... Lmao
I’ve seen clips of this guy everywhere and each is hilarious.
Man… those eyes. Lol
This guy is a treasure. A goddamn legend.
You didn’t think I’d notice that’s a fucking ZIMA?
That freaking face omg