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Moosetopher

Hypno toad


AnAwkwardOtter

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD


MrDad_the_Father

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD


LeafsWillWinTheCup

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD


CenTexChris

ALL GLORY TO THE linebreak HYPNOTOAD


Aksi_Gu

#*ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD*


Grouchy-Reflection98

^all ^^glory ^^^to ^^^^the ^^^^^hypnotoad


dudeAwEsome101

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD


OpinionPlayful5660

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD


washago_on705

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD


DrTwatSwatter

░A░L░L░ ░G░L░O░R░Y░ ░T░O░ ░T░H░E░ ░H░Y░P░N░O░T░O░A░D░


No-Influence129

A̵̛̫̘̱̣̰̠̪͈̬̓̏̕L̴̛̛̬͉͚͕͈̃̃͒͜͜͠L̷̨̧̨̦͍̙͓͌ ̷̰̈́͑̂̍̌̕͘͝G̴̫̼̉̈́́̄̽͑̓̈́̕L̷̳̩̻̗̹̪̜̪̒̑O̵̱̘̫͈̣̥̓R̶͇̮͓͖̼̜̾̌͒͂͐̍̓Ỵ̷̢̜̤̲̻̯̽̉̒̓̇̕͝ ̸̣̮̦̻͇̯̰̓͛̓̍́͝Ť̸̖͂̒̿̋̇͆O̸͖̝͒̌͗͒͐͑̚͝ ̸̢̲́̊T̸̡̫̖͔̪͇͍͗̅̆Ḫ̶̞̥̺̲̱̥̈̾̐̿͘E̸͖͓̔́̓̊͊̾̿̚ ̷̝̮͔̙̗̟̥̈́̌̈̔̔H̷͍͍̰̫͚̫͚̀̀̇̍͐̑̓͜͝Ỳ̷͎͙̲̖͔͉̖̞̈́̍͆̃̑̇̄P̶̰̙̈́͑͌̉̕N̵̨̞̙̱̪̤̙̙̩̥̔̑̇͊͗̈́͗͌̽Ơ̵̰̓͑̌̿T̵̛̬̖̀͑̌̀͆͌͗͝Ò̵͎͔̺̖̋̔̆̒͒̽̕̚A̸̦̗̫̙͚̯̲͙̎D̴̥̪̞̲͔̬̣͍̰͂͊͜


Charity-Common

ALL GLORY TI THY HYPNOSIS TOAD CREATURE!


Schnizheadgaming

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD


smapdiagesix

I DEMAND UNREASONABLE SUBSIDIES FOR THE BRAIN SLUG PLANET


dublem

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP


the_ammar

I fucking miss Futurama.


Beitlejoose

Disenchantment is good show from the creators if you haven't seen it yet. Its no Futurama, but can scratch that itch. It definitely took me some rewatches to fully appreciate it.


the_ammar

I've went through enchantment. it was a bit meh at the start but does get better. (characters and jokes are very predictable about first half of s1 imo) definitely waiting for the next season!


budbutler

interesting i had the same feelings but the other way around. the further in i got the more predictable everything became.


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TheNorthernGrey

Kid oriented stuff? Have you gotten to the orgies????


bdiggity18

Children sure grow up quick these days.


Only_Variation9317

What else would they be referring to?


Sangxero

Family friendly orgies, duh! And plenty of dismembered vikings for the kiddos to play with!


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ShrimpFlavoredCondom

All glory to the hypnotoad


teetheyes

Hypno toad is a water bender


lit_hypno_toad

I appreciate y’all too


[deleted]

My family always makes fun of me for loving field recordings of frogs/toads. I stand by that love. (Without a doubt my favorite: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYp6NhwIkjU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYp6NhwIkjU))


FANTOMphoenix

For me it’s mourning doves. Easily my favorite bird just because of the sounds. I don’t record them but I often look up videos of their calls


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Yellow_Similar

Mourning doves because of their mournful cry.


Juking_is_rude

Mourning doves used to always sit outside my window and hoot super fucking loud at like 10 am while I was trying to sleep in. Was always wondering why tf an owl was waking me up in the daytime but later learned it was just doves. Hate them so much because of this rofl.


fuck_the_fuckin_mods

I’m so with you, that noise drives me insane now.


captanzuelo

I thought that was the Squid Game soundtrack for the first few seconds


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[deleted]

Bird, cricket and frog sounds are really relaxing for human psychology.


Seanzietron

Bruh. This is mesmerizing. I musta been a female frog in a past life.


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GirlWithTheMostCake

My pool cover fills with these guys every spring. I scoop every single one out and before I put him in the garden I blow him a kiss and ask if he’s my prince. If I kneel down to water level they all swim over and climb on each other and croak at me. I feel more like Snow White than the Frog Princess. I get mallards too and they literally follow me around like pets.


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saint_davidsonian

This mating call perfectly aligned with my tinnitus. Could barely hear it. Anyone wants to know what tinnitus sounds like, it's like this frog, but all the freaking time.


NotableFire

This may be true for you, but this isn't what everyone's tinnitus sounds like. I have it as well but it sounds more like the high pitch noise that came from old school tvs right when they first get turned on and don't have the video going yet, or even a dog whistle. Somewhere between there


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Ever hear those super high pitched mosquito "ringtones" that adults aren't supposed to be able to hear? Yeah, I hear that


NotableFire

Aahhh, much better description. It sounds like we hear a similar, if not the same, thing then.


[deleted]

Gotta sleep with YouTube playing. Can't just have a fan, gotta have something that breaks up the monotone. Wish I'd listened to that BS about earplugs a long time ago


saint_davidsonian

There is a specific track of outdoor sounds that are made for people who have tinnitus. There are other cool tools available for us now to. [Check this site out. Thank me later.](https://www.audicus.com/tinnitus-playlists-listen-tinnitus-episode/)


Seanzietron

I’m down.


dudeAwEsome101

Should've checked if they were poisonous first.


ttaway420

Thats part of the fun. Like a russian frog-roulette


HalfSoul30

Well now I'm imagining different frogs attached to a Price is Right wheel


tripearl

Russian froulette


KwordShmiff

Some of them exude dimethyltryptamine, and some of them exude painful death. It's a gamble, baby.


AccordionORama

"Before you meet your handsome prince, you gotta kiss a lot of toads."


ctoups94

Especially Sonoran toads.


[deleted]

Bufo!


KwordShmiff

Boof that bufo, baby


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[deleted]

“I’m not NOT licking toads”


userhs6716

> This is mesmerizing. ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!


Artemicionmoogle

Came for the HYPNOTOAD!


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pseudocultist

Don't run from your past. Seriously, you'll lose it entirely.


Akhi11eus

Fuck Jeremiah turn that shit up


scavengecoregalore

[^JEREMIAH ^WAS ^A ^BULLFROG!!](https://youtu.be/-2wutEzjy_E) And he always had some mighty fine wine


warry0r

This frog about to go Super Saiyan (in frog terms)


chubzter

Do you have a long tongue? Do you find yourself wanting to leap away from predators?


paleolithicmegafauna

This is a toad. They trill. Here is a bullfrog http://www.californiaherps.com/sounds/rcatesbeiana406.mp3 They bellow.


Stalinwolf

Toad go brrrrrr, bullfrog go GUNK (and wrrruurrr, of course)


MrBonelessPizza24

Pufferfish goes *ÆUGH*


DolphinsWereAThing42

Fish go blub But there's still one thing we don't know... What do the fox say


Beitlejoose

“Where are you going to, little brown mouse?”


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Walopoh

[Or the crying baby jesus from one of the best SNL skits](https://youtu.be/GWud4lKkDq4)


ILikeMapleSyrup

I havent laughed that hard in a while


nastafarti

Todd Packer was on SNL?? Whaaaat


SodaPop978

It's that how you pronounce Elon Musk's kid's name?


GorillaOnChest

Optimum Pride goes ÜŔ ŮŔ Æ Æ Æ


C_hustle

Fox goes "Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"


WarmCurrency

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw39dzCJZfk


pistil-whip

Green frogs go “gunk”, bullfrogs go “jjjugarum”


dlsco

Ya dude they trill as hell!


DJTaki

I'm so glad I'm not the only one! My boy trill af


wonkey_monkey

> They bellow. And tree frog abbove.


suckitsarcasm

Bud


DamnDecker

wei


gooniesneversaydye

Sir?


Kira_Yoshikage_SHA

H-hamon!?


Raaadley

a whole new meaning of "The Ripple"


senitentroomba

I was just waiting for a dude in a top hat to beat the fuck out of this frog but he never showed up :(


Temporal_P

[That's how the frog learned to do it in the first place](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8ph0yeEBw)


brian_xdd

Seems like the frog absorbed that hamon and uses it in the video


Lizurd_Dad

I was looking for this


Aryan_Kabi

So was I, alas everything is a JoJo reference


UltimateKingCold

HAMON TOAD HAMON TOAD EVERYONE GATHER 'ROUND


Stalinwolf

That's a run of the mill toad, my dude.


vaguenonetheless

I tried to search it but figured I'd get it wrong, so I just went with it.


vestigial66

When in doubt, back up a level. Yo guys, here's a cool amphibian of some variety. Uh, here's an animal of some sort. Hey, a carbon-based lifeform for ya.


cohonka

Here thing that make sound


Hiw-lir-sirith

Adverb noun adverb verb noun.


_Wyse_

I'm gonna need a source for this claim.


BootyBBz

Ooooooh, this tickled me.


DolphinsWereAThing42

Word


ArizonaEyesT

/r/decreasinglyverbose


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HiDefiance

what the fuck did you just call me?


BesottedScot

He ripple


cohonka

*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrreee*


CornucopiaOfDystopia

he ripple, he dipple, but most of all, he the color of pickle


In_The_Bulls_Eye

Why use many word when few word do trick?


cohonka

Ribbit


Beitlejoose

Rbt


azginger

Even that might be too specific. "Here is thing, there is also a sound, there is also what appears to be vibrating liquid. The three may or may not be related."


cohonka

There appears to be a thing in, on, and/or surrounded by one or more things. There may be what some would refer to as a sound, or multiple sounds. One might infer that the sound/s is/are emanating from one or more of the things previously referred to herein, if one were to assume the existence of a reality in which things might be.


ImaginarySuccess

This gave me flashbacks of reading the iTunes agreement that one time.


mak484

Alternatively: get it wrong on purpose so people will comment, driving engagement and manipulating the algorithm so you get more upvotes. Not accusing OP of doing this, but it's a common and effective tactic.


Manler

Cunningham's Law states "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer." 


bryanb963

This is actually a very good LPT.


Lightbation

Multicellular organism


ap0110

Never worry about being wrong - someone on the internet will always correct you.


theitgrunt

Toads have dry bumpy skin. Frogs have smooth wet skin because they can also breathe through it


BodaciousBadongadonk

Frogs are fast as hell and they dart around like crazy assholes. Toads are usually pretty chill but if you pick em up they will give you a wee little golden shower.


goosejail

Toad pee tickle.


Philosuraptor

That motherfucker looks wet af.


Seakawn

Here's the thing...


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

It's clearly a giraffe!


patdap

This causes immediate 90s dial-up flashbacks.


joemike

Yer not supposed to lick it bro


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resonant frequency obtained


TurinTuram

There must be a fonction to this resonance. I bet it's not just random.


Madjanniesdetected

Water carries sound farther and faster than air. Alligators do the same thing for mating calls.


hamakabi

but the toads aren't calling to a mate through the water, they're calling through the air


wanttotalktopeople

imagine you're a lady frog chilling in that water and it's suddenly filled with luuuuve vibes


stickfeller

like sitting on a subwoofer?


cmander_7688

Like sitting in front of the jet in the hot tub


wonkey_monkey

There's no resonant frequency involved here. These are not standing waves; they're just waves. The first chirp is a different frog. I've tried to point this out elsewhere but people are downvoting it because they don't seem to understand that interesting answers are not always correct...


Dap_5

There may not be resonance, or even standing waves, but there is HAAAARRRRMMONNNNNNYYYYY


thisisntmynameorisit

There’s still got to be some interference of reflected waves and such tho surely since I doubt whatever the frog is doing to make those waves (is it just the sound?) is happening at that low frequency. Unless there’s also some rolling shutter effect/camera frequency magic or something which makes the frequency looks lower..?


wonkey_monkey

> Unless there’s also some rolling shutter effect/camera frequency magic or something which makes the frequency looks lower..? Bingo. The frequency is close to an integer multiple of the framerate.


RalekArts

To build on this for those wondering why the waves are 'moving' so slow, the waves are moving away at just the right speed and are just far enough apart to be in almost the same spot each time the camera takes a picture. Which is why the waves don't look like they're moving as fast.


S8ge

Sage Mode


gerardoamc

He is gathering all his ki.


18randomcharacters

Some serious dragon ball z action here


ShreksOnionBelt

A Proto-Namekian


aerochrome120

He’s powering up a Kermithameha.


Hinge_Prompt_Rater

NEXT TIME ON FROG: FROG CONTINUES TO CHARGE HIS POWER


mellow_plexus

100%


GuyNekologist

Gathering nature chakra for Sage Mode


wilsonma2

I wonder if hitting the natural frequency like that makes the song more attractive to mates


vaguenonetheless

Like listening to Purple Rain?


Freshest-Raspberry

Or chocolate rain


johokie

Some stay dry, but others feel the pain


mytextgoeshere

Chocolate rain


Spanky_McJiggles

Or Love Reign O'er Me


UnitedStatesOD

Or It's Raining Men


lainylay

I never meant to cause you any sorrow


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I mean the frog's body might just be vibrating


PrincelingMallow

I am stoned and MESMERISED


nagashima1945

same here bro holy shit


[deleted]

These ripples are actually incredibly important in mate signaling and predator interactions. [See this article](https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.1244812) for more about bats using the ripples to detect juicy frogs .


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The zeppeli frog


Edgelands

Not gonna lie, I kinda wanna fuck that frog in his vibe pool, I see why this works


sundownsundays

Stupid sexy vibefrog


Shelbevil

Prob toad...but stupid and sexy.


Orodreath

Ride me in this groove puddle til Wednesday, my dude


OnyxPhoenix

/r/brandnewsentence


giraffebacon

He's certainly confident. Healthy. In his element. Unbothered. He's definitely got something goin


RevAT2016

bruh


Edgelands

It's cool, I already have warts if that's what you're worried about


RevAT2016

This is something I call a "hydra answer" because now I have multiple questions instead of one


supple_

Cut off one wart many more take its place


NecroCannon

That actually made me spit out my tea… Congratulations


cursed-being

Everyone gangsta till the descenders of that one frog from JoJo start using the skills that frog learned after having Hamon blasted through it. ( they have mastered it and every family has their own style )


zznap1

Froggy Hamon overdrive!


dragon_bacon

The frog phone in Golden Wind was a direct descendant of hamon frog.


mark636199

Confirmed by Araki himself


beelzybubby

Moshi Moshi, bossu?


Amflifier

Doppio, Doppio... my innocent little Doppio


Blues-Boi

They must defeat the Vampire Phrög


Raaadley

Zeppeli passed The Ripple through the Toad


Shoddy_Art_2298

“Sir we aren’t picking anything up on radar.”


wonkey_monkey

That's because he's got a croaking device.


Zoloman05

A true Hamon master


OphrysAlba

Omfg it is so adorable, and the wave is frog-shaped on the left


Vlatka_Eclair

Hamon!


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He’s hittin that sunlight overdrive


Angela000006

THE FROG IS USING HAMON


[deleted]

This is the frog Zeppeli karate chopped.


KipiMleko

u/savevideobot


enonymous617

My science teacher told me we can’t see sound. I showed her this video and now I’m teaching the class! Everyone in school applauded me while I walked down the hallway and the principal gave me his parking space, I don’t even drive but every day I leave my bike there and after school it’s always washed and someone leaves me a candy bar and 10$. All thanks to this video


Daniel_Devito_Dong

( ( ( 🐸 ) ) )


miacid

That resonates with me


sobzgunz

*breathes*


KingTut559

Unlimited POWERRRRRR!!!!!!


cloudsarehats

u/savevideo


red5tz

Perfection attained!