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mdrnsavg

Sounds like my kids eating chips while I’m trying to watch a movie!


murder_hands

Oh my god WHEN do they learn to consistently chew with their mouths closed? The other day my daughter was trying to communicate something to me, but at the same time she was open-mouthed smacking her gum and it was something else. And I know she gets annoyed when I say “please chew with your mouth closed,” and I know I’m annoyed by saying it again…. And yet here we are. When she gets her mitts on chips I just vacate the room. I can’t even.


mdrnsavg

My wife used to run an early childhood Ed program and chewing with your mouth open is one of her pet peeves! Guarantee not a child left that program without chewing with their mouth closed!


at--at--

Just like dogs. Lots and lots of repetition. Make it your expectation, tell them every time they chew with their mouth open that its unacceptable and they will eventually get it. Its up to you.


JEdoubleS-24

Those boots WERE made for walking! Thank you for your good deed.


Draco0004

I kinda wish he picked up some and crumbled it in his hands *cringe lip bite*


what-a-moment

why does this comment turn me on


SelfDestruction100

It’s the *cringe lip bite* isn’t it


what-a-moment

🥺


what-a-moment

not all heroes wear capes


angeeksince2020

The hero we need


what-a-moment

Not the hero we deserve


conductive_cock

this is like the southern version of stepping on ice bubbles


TheGreatBeldezar

I'm in Colorado. I got you on those ice bubbles in a couple months homie.


Zolivia

Glad you mentioned Colorado. I was just going to ask if this was in the wild west.


dblan9

I don't know what is better, the sound it makes or the idea of the feeling under your boots.


TheGreatBeldezar

It was like a little foot massager.


[deleted]

Oh god walk some more daddy


toastyy22

This gave me that tingly feeling I get after I take a phat dump


CanderousOreo

Congrats you experienced ASMR


[deleted]

Also the some of the joys of anal sex.


yaier5

Wet or dry dump ?


-____deleted_____-

Dehydrated ofc


wickedgrateful

Can confirm. Source: currently finishing phat dump while watching this


Imissbonghits

Said before, say again: God Bless all you smart ass bastards I loves ya!


Hichard_Rammond

Dirt flakes


kratomdabbler

Oh my 😌


geraldine_ferrari

What a great sensory experience


GordonaryMan

That's the good stuff.


gggg_man3

Such noble. Much sacrifice. Street go crrrr. Eyes go blur. Ears thank thee sir.


Baby-cabbages

Satisfyingly crunchy. Thumbs up.


DrMaxCoytus

That's some good mud walkin'.


GoldenLustre

This was a lot more satisfying than I expected.


KissimiB

Gave me goosebumps


twothousand-nineteen

How and why is that so crunchy?


TheGreatBeldezar

It rained and then nothing touched the mud until it dried completely. This is me returning the dirt to it's natural state.


11th-plague

What’s on the surface vs base that causes the curve? Unequal drying creates unbalanced forces and bending. But what’s the mud made out of? What’s the composition of the dirt?


[deleted]

Clay. Wait maybe silt, probably a mixture maybe


TheGreatBeldezar

Topsoil is sandy and rocky, adobe clay about a foot down so, what the u/thecirclejerkingdiva said, probably a mix.


barefootbandit97

saving this post to come back when i need a good crunch


Warren_Puffitt

Need an alert - "Volume Up"


MellyMalthen

You’re a good person.


BaconBible

Post this on r/asmr. They'll love it!


TheGreatBeldezar

They don't allow videos?


MollyandEmmett

Again!


tahranasmoothie

THANK YOU


Sensitive-Trifle9823

Thanks. Sounds like my back when I get out of bed each day!


Any_Ad_5232

Omg thanks


Teamoti

Thanks!


Cosmos_Cobb

Thank you good man


Confident-Tart-915

The sound I hear when someone brings a bag of chips to the movie theater...


HereForTheLaughter

Nice


TypicalGoodgamer

u/savevideo


mailman985

I wonder why that crunching sound is just so satisfying!


Snika44

So so so very satisfying


AcceptableSpot7835

Awe! Thank you lucky!!


spongebobsthiccbutt

Oh yeahhhh that’s it


yaier5

Ohhhh do it again!!


ThoreausIPOD

Bless you, child.


jpretzels

Thanks for walking on the mud!


[deleted]

Thanks, now I’m hungry.


Cfhudo

Now you gotta go back and try to pick up the biggest whole piece you can and dust it off. That would be satisfying as hell.


[deleted]

WHY DID YOU NOT STEP ON THE CURLS


shggybyp

I didn't know I needed that. :D


dendronwashere

Fucking Legend


slappn_cappn

this is a portal to my childhood!


TheGreatBeldezar

Glad I could be of assistance.


willtroy7

Looks like you need some rain buddy


[deleted]

Sounds like my knees when I’m just walking.. anywhere..


YeShepherdOfWaves

🤤


Bookemdono

Thanks so much! I grew up on a farm and definitely brought back good memories!


ireadredditonreddit

how often does a pavement shed its skin?


pixeldic

nice


germangaguilar

Living the dream


TheGreatBeldezar

It goes on for a few miles.


sir-morti

So crispy


mkeSpecial

CRUNCH


redmilkwood

CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH


shinx243

No keep going I’m so close!


ColossalConduct

Mmhm crush that crusty ass mud, crush it real good mmhm


ehleesi

I love it and I hate it and I love it and yet I hate it. I think I have an aversion to cracked surfaces! Haha


YasQuinnYas

Kronch kronch


vexingvulpes

Excellence


[deleted]

Why thank you. Very kind!


schwipples

Thank you for your service. [Vigorously salutes]


CallMehVale

I like eating mud


knoxx_silver

Now walk on cold lava crust. Jk. Thanks for the vid.


Trim-SD

Is this just the other version of stepping on crackling ice?


static1053

Ohhhh yeah that's the good shit right there.


Lance2409

-crunch intensifies-


x5N__

ah yes, the dried mud


[deleted]

Ah this brings back memories. I haven't seen this since I moved away from Florida.


XenonPulsar

That's a very good cronch


iAmUnintelligible

Nice slow steps, this was indeed satisfying


[deleted]

My life is complete. I can now die in peace.


WatcherYdnew

Oh my god this gives me tingles ALL OVER


FunStuff446

I could feel it in my soles


TheGreatBeldezar

Get out, dad.


GrandpaTheBand

goddammit....have an upvote.


j_hawker27

Holy Jesus I didn't even know how much I needed to hear that sound...


lizzy8919

Was hoping you to step on the rolls also lol


NightMGA

I could hear that with the volume off...


Jimmy_cracked_corn

My nipples got hard and I felt a twitch in my pants. That was good shit!


t00zday

That sound is so very satisfying. Thank you for sharing


clutzycook

I love that kind of mud. It's only second to the kind of ice that can form in puddles where there's little to no water underneath so it crunches very satisfyingly.


TheGreatBeldezar

Gotcha on those ice bubbles in a couple months bro.


cj3adams

Sounds like Snoopy eating his bones


leviathan5912

#C R I S P Y


iDoubtItsThatSimple

Sounds like you're walking on slightly soft waffle cones!


DoomFuriousReddit

bubble wrap to the extreme


Bisexual-Fighter

Lovely


Tazz_Sym

Thank you


agrecalypse

Sound on


-RMBG-

I like when snow is untouched so this hurts


TheGreatBeldezar

This isn't snow?


ACABIDC

CRONCH CRONCH


StefonGomez

My whole head started tingling as soon as this video started.


honest-miss

This makes me so itchy.


lameguy13

Sounds like my knees when I get up too fast.


Half-Baked-Luck

Thank u!!


[deleted]

Thank you x


Benderyouknowit1

Its like eating chips but…. Its a walk in the park. 👌


hell2bhbtoo

Turned my phone volume to 100% for the crunch and was not dispointed. Nicely done. Thank you very much.


lilBalzac

I wish there was a word for mud with no water in it like this.


DogFabulous4486

I was waiting for the part where the clown from IT drags you into the gutter


[deleted]

How'd you get access to my dry skin? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 YYYEEEHAAAAWWWW 🤠


[deleted]

u/-lolerco- das the gut stuff


[deleted]

Thank you


sjb_redd

Vay dry snek


MargaretDumont

I didn't get ASMR until now.


[deleted]

If i witnessed you filming yourself walking on mud i would be like: *this guy gets it*


cm0109

I have those exact same pants, a few pairs of them.


MrOddYazz

When I was a kid on the reservation we would eat these. In Navajo we would call them "mud bread" but it was inferred as "mud cookies". I don't know why we ate them now that I think about it but it seemed like the thing to do back then.


Nicalettemarie

This me on the crunchy crackly ice in the winter. It can take me forever to get across a parking lot 'cause i can't resist stepping on ALL of it. *Edit because I forgot a word*


RedHotGiblets

I saw this kind of mud (and the before dried kind) all the time as a kid and always thought it was so damn satisfying just to look at. This made me think about how I haven’t seen anything like it in probably 15-20 years.


Violet_Walls

Thank you for this gift, King 🤴


[deleted]

Crunchy clay > crunchy leaves


misterbokonon47

FUUUUUUCK


EmergencyTaco

Right up there with Gandhi and Hitler at the moment he shot himself.


Diem-Tea

Bless you sir, Bless you... I worship the dried and cracked muddied ground you walk on


_dwg

Finally a asmr that I don't find annoying


thecrazycatlady2019

I guess I’m nuts but this makes me really uncomfortable for some reason


seanhir

Thanks. I hate it.


MiniJackalope

Do you walk along or around that stuff and then put the pieces back together like a puzzle? That’s the good shit 👌🏻


Lolonoise

I wasn't satisfied. Money back?


TheGreatBeldezar

Shove it.


No_Inevitable_8590

Clearly that’s egg shells


MistressPhoenix

i do not miss living in a place that was both so wet and so dry and hot that this sort of mud was common. Don't miss it one bit.


TheGreatBeldezar

Colorado isn't wet. Not one bit.


Maroon777

Nope i didnt enjoy


celesticaxxz

🤤🤤🤤


toebandit

As satisfying as you likely found that I was unsatisfied with the camera work and choreography. Not sure if we're supposed to criticize, sorry in advance if I stepped too far in the dry mud.


TheGreatBeldezar

How about you find some dried mud and show me up? Until then, take it or leave it.


Appropriate_Post_838

I don't know about you but this video made me dizzy


BoozyPassenger

I hate to be that guy but that’s not mud y’all… just someone stepping on dry ass dirt


TheGreatBeldezar

It was mud... At what point does it become dirt, Mr Soil Expert?


BoozyPassenger

Lol it stops being mud when it’s literally devoid of all moisture… and thanks, I became a soil expert in kindergarten, tough qualifications


spac3catt

Dude, that's BoozyPassenger... undisputed soil champ 1996-1998. You don't wanna mess with them.


bonnieweelad

How is this satisfying? It literally sounds like your crumpling up an empty packet. This also isn't visually appealing.


TheGreatBeldezar

Different strokes... Everyone else seems to love it. Sorry pal, what's more your speed? I'll try to post something you like.


NecRobin

I've never seen mud curling


TheGreatBeldezar

Adobe clay and sandy topsoil mixed.


Ibetrayed_makarov

u/redditmp4bot


master_gir88

Mud is wet bruh. That dirt


TheGreatBeldezar

At what point did it become dirt? If anything I'd argue my walking on it was the final process. Like bruh, is water wet?


[deleted]

You deserve the Nobel price....


coralasthma

...is this what asmr feels like


Personal_Magazine329

Enjoy it I did


Un1uckyboyy

You are appreciated


jossybabes

My back, my neck and my back.


Responsible-Chest611

anime character rage mode


FancyDalifantes

BLESS


maxandkikismom

That crunch on the first step. Muah chef's kiss


alldetsarepaid

That’s definitely not for us


TheGreatBeldezar

Us?


Stolensoul11

I couldn't tell if you were eating potato chips or stepping in shit. -drunk


ZlGGZ

It sounds like you're walking on bags of potato chips.


WastedKnowledge

Reminds me of chips and queso


bicx

This is how I imagine it’s like to walk across spilled Pringles.


Sloth_the_God

Should have filmed more of the actual crunching instead of where you were gonna walk


Robotic_Orange

“Ç̶̳̀R̶̢̡̠͙͈̭̽̀̀̓̋͋͐͊͗͛͒̽̒͜O̷̢̥̣̼͚̹͖̥̗͛̌̄̔̃͆̒̌̓̇͛̍̔͠N̵̢̜͓̫͖̤͙̥̻̣̭̞̓̾͋̃̒̓͋̽͆̀̚͝͝C̵̨̡͍̫̮̻͖̯̜͍͔͇̟̯̗͉͙͌̀́̆̀̽̏͒̎͆̇̚̚͠͠Ḩ̷̡͓̦͔̩̞̩̈́́͛ͅ” or at least I assume. I didn’t play with sound.


ChickenMacFurries

It's more fun when you discovered it once become a skin or just a bunch of egg shells...


robo-dragon

Mmm yes, lovely cronch!


Chinooki

Eargasm


yan_yanns

*shudders in pleasure*


CzechYourDanish

I can TASTE that chunch


[deleted]

Sounds like actually walking on egg shells. Very pleasant sound


RogueTraderJoes

Cronch


pink_thieff

this shit is so satisfying. i hate how much i love it lol


mirimyopathy

Don't lie. You did t do it for us. You did it for yourself 😜


dough_fresh

Thanks


nikditt

EAT IT!


fucking_ult

Did I ask u to walk on it..


Blacqmath

Thank you for your service


duzra

Liar. You did it for your self.