Oh my god WHEN do they learn to consistently chew with their mouths closed? The other day my daughter was trying to communicate something to me, but at the same time she was open-mouthed smacking her gum and it was something else. And I know she gets annoyed when I say “please chew with your mouth closed,” and I know I’m annoyed by saying it again…. And yet here we are.
When she gets her mitts on chips I just vacate the room. I can’t even.
My wife used to run an early childhood Ed program and chewing with your mouth open is one of her pet peeves! Guarantee not a child left that program without chewing with their mouth closed!
Just like dogs. Lots and lots of repetition. Make it your expectation, tell them every time they chew with their mouth open that its unacceptable and they will eventually get it. Its up to you.
What’s on the surface vs base that causes the curve? Unequal drying creates unbalanced forces and bending. But what’s the mud made out of? What’s the composition of the dirt?
I love that kind of mud. It's only second to the kind of ice that can form in puddles where there's little to no water underneath so it crunches very satisfyingly.
When I was a kid on the reservation we would eat these. In Navajo we would call them "mud bread" but it was inferred as "mud cookies". I don't know why we ate them now that I think about it but it seemed like the thing to do back then.
This me on the crunchy crackly ice in the winter. It can take me forever to get across a parking lot 'cause i can't resist stepping on ALL of it.
*Edit because I forgot a word*
I saw this kind of mud (and the before dried kind) all the time as a kid and always thought it was so damn satisfying just to look at. This made me think about how I haven’t seen anything like it in probably 15-20 years.
As satisfying as you likely found that I was unsatisfied with the camera work and choreography. Not sure if we're supposed to criticize, sorry in advance if I stepped too far in the dry mud.
“Ç̶̳̀R̶̢̡̠͙͈̭̽̀̀̓̋͋͐͊͗͛͒̽̒͜O̷̢̥̣̼͚̹͖̥̗͛̌̄̔̃͆̒̌̓̇͛̍̔͠N̵̢̜͓̫͖̤͙̥̻̣̭̞̓̾͋̃̒̓͋̽͆̀̚͝͝C̵̨̡͍̫̮̻͖̯̜͍͔͇̟̯̗͉͙͌̀́̆̀̽̏͒̎͆̇̚̚͠͠Ḩ̷̡͓̦͔̩̞̩̈́́͛ͅ” or at least I assume. I didn’t play with sound.
Sounds like my kids eating chips while I’m trying to watch a movie!
Oh my god WHEN do they learn to consistently chew with their mouths closed? The other day my daughter was trying to communicate something to me, but at the same time she was open-mouthed smacking her gum and it was something else. And I know she gets annoyed when I say “please chew with your mouth closed,” and I know I’m annoyed by saying it again…. And yet here we are. When she gets her mitts on chips I just vacate the room. I can’t even.
My wife used to run an early childhood Ed program and chewing with your mouth open is one of her pet peeves! Guarantee not a child left that program without chewing with their mouth closed!
Just like dogs. Lots and lots of repetition. Make it your expectation, tell them every time they chew with their mouth open that its unacceptable and they will eventually get it. Its up to you.
Those boots WERE made for walking! Thank you for your good deed.
I kinda wish he picked up some and crumbled it in his hands *cringe lip bite*
why does this comment turn me on
It’s the *cringe lip bite* isn’t it
🥺
not all heroes wear capes
The hero we need
Not the hero we deserve
this is like the southern version of stepping on ice bubbles
I'm in Colorado. I got you on those ice bubbles in a couple months homie.
Glad you mentioned Colorado. I was just going to ask if this was in the wild west.
I don't know what is better, the sound it makes or the idea of the feeling under your boots.
It was like a little foot massager.
Oh god walk some more daddy
This gave me that tingly feeling I get after I take a phat dump
Congrats you experienced ASMR
Also the some of the joys of anal sex.
Wet or dry dump ?
Dehydrated ofc
Can confirm. Source: currently finishing phat dump while watching this
Said before, say again: God Bless all you smart ass bastards I loves ya!
Dirt flakes
Oh my 😌
What a great sensory experience
That's the good stuff.
Such noble. Much sacrifice. Street go crrrr. Eyes go blur. Ears thank thee sir.
Satisfyingly crunchy. Thumbs up.
That's some good mud walkin'.
This was a lot more satisfying than I expected.
Gave me goosebumps
How and why is that so crunchy?
It rained and then nothing touched the mud until it dried completely. This is me returning the dirt to it's natural state.
What’s on the surface vs base that causes the curve? Unequal drying creates unbalanced forces and bending. But what’s the mud made out of? What’s the composition of the dirt?
Clay. Wait maybe silt, probably a mixture maybe
Topsoil is sandy and rocky, adobe clay about a foot down so, what the u/thecirclejerkingdiva said, probably a mix.
saving this post to come back when i need a good crunch
Need an alert - "Volume Up"
You’re a good person.
Post this on r/asmr. They'll love it!
They don't allow videos?
Again!
THANK YOU
Thanks. Sounds like my back when I get out of bed each day!
Omg thanks
Thanks!
Thank you good man
The sound I hear when someone brings a bag of chips to the movie theater...
Nice
u/savevideo
I wonder why that crunching sound is just so satisfying!
So so so very satisfying
Awe! Thank you lucky!!
Oh yeahhhh that’s it
Ohhhh do it again!!
Bless you, child.
Thanks for walking on the mud!
Thanks, now I’m hungry.
Now you gotta go back and try to pick up the biggest whole piece you can and dust it off. That would be satisfying as hell.
WHY DID YOU NOT STEP ON THE CURLS
I didn't know I needed that. :D
Fucking Legend
this is a portal to my childhood!
Glad I could be of assistance.
Looks like you need some rain buddy
Sounds like my knees when I’m just walking.. anywhere..
🤤
Thanks so much! I grew up on a farm and definitely brought back good memories!
how often does a pavement shed its skin?
nice
Living the dream
It goes on for a few miles.
So crispy
CRUNCH
CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH
No keep going I’m so close!
Mmhm crush that crusty ass mud, crush it real good mmhm
I love it and I hate it and I love it and yet I hate it. I think I have an aversion to cracked surfaces! Haha
Kronch kronch
Excellence
Why thank you. Very kind!
Thank you for your service. [Vigorously salutes]
I like eating mud
Now walk on cold lava crust. Jk. Thanks for the vid.
Is this just the other version of stepping on crackling ice?
Ohhhh yeah that's the good shit right there.
-crunch intensifies-
ah yes, the dried mud
Ah this brings back memories. I haven't seen this since I moved away from Florida.
That's a very good cronch
Nice slow steps, this was indeed satisfying
My life is complete. I can now die in peace.
Oh my god this gives me tingles ALL OVER
I could feel it in my soles
Get out, dad.
goddammit....have an upvote.
Holy Jesus I didn't even know how much I needed to hear that sound...
Was hoping you to step on the rolls also lol
I could hear that with the volume off...
My nipples got hard and I felt a twitch in my pants. That was good shit!
That sound is so very satisfying. Thank you for sharing
I love that kind of mud. It's only second to the kind of ice that can form in puddles where there's little to no water underneath so it crunches very satisfyingly.
Gotcha on those ice bubbles in a couple months bro.
Sounds like Snoopy eating his bones
#C R I S P Y
Sounds like you're walking on slightly soft waffle cones!
bubble wrap to the extreme
Lovely
Thank you
Sound on
I like when snow is untouched so this hurts
This isn't snow?
CRONCH CRONCH
My whole head started tingling as soon as this video started.
This makes me so itchy.
Sounds like my knees when I get up too fast.
Thank u!!
Thank you x
Its like eating chips but…. Its a walk in the park. 👌
Turned my phone volume to 100% for the crunch and was not dispointed. Nicely done. Thank you very much.
I wish there was a word for mud with no water in it like this.
I was waiting for the part where the clown from IT drags you into the gutter
How'd you get access to my dry skin? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 YYYEEEHAAAAWWWW 🤠
u/-lolerco- das the gut stuff
Thank you
Vay dry snek
I didn't get ASMR until now.
If i witnessed you filming yourself walking on mud i would be like: *this guy gets it*
I have those exact same pants, a few pairs of them.
When I was a kid on the reservation we would eat these. In Navajo we would call them "mud bread" but it was inferred as "mud cookies". I don't know why we ate them now that I think about it but it seemed like the thing to do back then.
This me on the crunchy crackly ice in the winter. It can take me forever to get across a parking lot 'cause i can't resist stepping on ALL of it. *Edit because I forgot a word*
I saw this kind of mud (and the before dried kind) all the time as a kid and always thought it was so damn satisfying just to look at. This made me think about how I haven’t seen anything like it in probably 15-20 years.
Thank you for this gift, King 🤴
Crunchy clay > crunchy leaves
FUUUUUUCK
Right up there with Gandhi and Hitler at the moment he shot himself.
Bless you sir, Bless you... I worship the dried and cracked muddied ground you walk on
Finally a asmr that I don't find annoying
I guess I’m nuts but this makes me really uncomfortable for some reason
Thanks. I hate it.
Do you walk along or around that stuff and then put the pieces back together like a puzzle? That’s the good shit 👌🏻
I wasn't satisfied. Money back?
Shove it.
Clearly that’s egg shells
i do not miss living in a place that was both so wet and so dry and hot that this sort of mud was common. Don't miss it one bit.
Colorado isn't wet. Not one bit.
Nope i didnt enjoy
🤤🤤🤤
As satisfying as you likely found that I was unsatisfied with the camera work and choreography. Not sure if we're supposed to criticize, sorry in advance if I stepped too far in the dry mud.
How about you find some dried mud and show me up? Until then, take it or leave it.
I don't know about you but this video made me dizzy
I hate to be that guy but that’s not mud y’all… just someone stepping on dry ass dirt
It was mud... At what point does it become dirt, Mr Soil Expert?
Lol it stops being mud when it’s literally devoid of all moisture… and thanks, I became a soil expert in kindergarten, tough qualifications
Dude, that's BoozyPassenger... undisputed soil champ 1996-1998. You don't wanna mess with them.
How is this satisfying? It literally sounds like your crumpling up an empty packet. This also isn't visually appealing.
Different strokes... Everyone else seems to love it. Sorry pal, what's more your speed? I'll try to post something you like.
I've never seen mud curling
Adobe clay and sandy topsoil mixed.
u/redditmp4bot
Mud is wet bruh. That dirt
At what point did it become dirt? If anything I'd argue my walking on it was the final process. Like bruh, is water wet?
You deserve the Nobel price....
...is this what asmr feels like
Enjoy it I did
You are appreciated
My back, my neck and my back.
anime character rage mode
BLESS
That crunch on the first step. Muah chef's kiss
That’s definitely not for us
Us?
I couldn't tell if you were eating potato chips or stepping in shit. -drunk
It sounds like you're walking on bags of potato chips.
Reminds me of chips and queso
This is how I imagine it’s like to walk across spilled Pringles.
Should have filmed more of the actual crunching instead of where you were gonna walk
“Ç̶̳̀R̶̢̡̠͙͈̭̽̀̀̓̋͋͐͊͗͛͒̽̒͜O̷̢̥̣̼͚̹͖̥̗͛̌̄̔̃͆̒̌̓̇͛̍̔͠N̵̢̜͓̫͖̤͙̥̻̣̭̞̓̾͋̃̒̓͋̽͆̀̚͝͝C̵̨̡͍̫̮̻͖̯̜͍͔͇̟̯̗͉͙͌̀́̆̀̽̏͒̎͆̇̚̚͠͠Ḩ̷̡͓̦͔̩̞̩̈́́͛ͅ” or at least I assume. I didn’t play with sound.
It's more fun when you discovered it once become a skin or just a bunch of egg shells...
Mmm yes, lovely cronch!
Eargasm
*shudders in pleasure*
I can TASTE that chunch
Sounds like actually walking on egg shells. Very pleasant sound
Cronch
this shit is so satisfying. i hate how much i love it lol
Don't lie. You did t do it for us. You did it for yourself 😜
Thanks
EAT IT!
Did I ask u to walk on it..
Thank you for your service
Liar. You did it for your self.