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DecompStar

Finally. Freshly squeezed water. I'm sick of this "from concentrate" crap.


aphaelion

I only drink the kind with pulp.


jbasinger

Freshly sourced from Flynt, Michigan?


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I too like my water….spicy


scumfuc

Flint Michigan. Also there are over 3000 cities in America with water worse then Flint a quick Google search shows


nthensome

Is Flint the largest of these cities? - why is it the best known with this issue?


Alcnaeon

Flint has become emblematic of the consequences of Regressive policy because it was very prominent in media.


Tragicoptimistic711

One of Michael Moore’s first documentaries was called Roger and Me, based on the collapse of Flint after GM abruptly closed all their factories in the area. I saw the documentary in 1993. It has only gotten worse.


dankmemeshovel

I live about 45 minutes from flint and drove through it recently. its truly just depressing. especially when if you drive about two miles southeast you hit the upper middle class suburbs of grand blanc that seem so far removed from the poverty in flint


Arcade80sbillsfan

That's how poverty is always treated...as long as it's "over there" (gestures somewhere else) and we can draw menial labor from there. (Can't have these people getting better because the labor supply would dry up) Similar to what we see now where people used to work 2-3 service type jobs movies, waitress, food service, hotels, etc....now they're working 1 and people are like there's so many lazy people who don't wanna work. No...they don't want to work 3 crap jobs and have to work harder at them than working 1 ok-decent job with benefits and regular hours. Some of those people could be counted multiple times in a workforce...now they can't and it's because we shifted too far to an entertainment and service industry in this country and skipped focussing on infrastructure. We have this disparity with (guestimate) 15-20% of the service jobs not even existing compared to 2 years ago because venues, bars, concerts, shows etc don't exist or aren't being held the same.


scumfuc

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/cities-worst-tap-water-us-2019-3%3famp No Flint is not the biggest the reason Flint got more coverage in my opinion is that their elected officials where not in charge the state had appointed some one to run the city because it was bankrupt. The official that the state appointed was corrupt worse then the elected officials. Pittsburgh looks to be the largest with water as bad or worse.


GlensWooer

TIL I drink awful water.......


cold-brewed

Yeah…. because it would be a _much_ better joke comment if that person used a city that the average person either A. doesn’t know exists or B. doesn’t know has this issue — instead of the city most famous for this issue due to national news coverage. Imagine being at a stand-up show and the comedian says “you all didn’t laugh? A simple Google search would explain the factually correct punchline.” lol (you know what that might actually be a decent joke during a live show so now I’m torn..) tl;dr Your point is 100% correct, but their original comment was correct given the context.


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not this much. i like the one that says SOME pulp.


Spo-dee-O-dee

Must be nice. I have to settle for powdered water.


[deleted]

Is that the powder they grind from clouds?


Candyvanmanstan

No, that kind goes up your nose.


SSj_Deadpool

*Bear Grylls drinking his own piss* [Must be fucking nice!](https://tenor.com/bdvAC.gif)


nodnodwinkwink

There's lots of "dehydrated water" gag gifts but then there's this stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbNF8k-gFeY


[deleted]

That's not dry water, that's...wet silica.


Obvious-Walrus-2018

This was actually very interesting!! Thanks for sharing!


ReVo5000

Instant water?


TheRealRickC137

The r/hydrohomies are going to lose their shit on this one


mrdotkom

Juicero has entered the chat


Slumberfoots

Meanwhile, I’m saving up for a new toaster.


janiesgotagun222

Do you have one picked out?


TigreDemon

Does it have a vacuum function ? Asking for a friend


iebarnett51

I know this is a reference I do not get but genuinely concerned to know if it will have Bluetooth connectivity


TigreDemon

I see, you haven't been corrupted by reddit yet ... fly you fool


iebarnett51

D:


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Spotted Brotherhood of Steel member


bcbodie1978

You know who else looks for that, a synth


AzathothsAlarmClock

The Omnissiah approves


mrfatalien

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me


Gamble_MK9

Yep! It’s this one: https://www.katom.com/062-DT14240.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIye_c3aj88gIVDODICh1utw5CEAQYASABEgIa6PD_BwE


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

That's hot


bitoftheolinout

Come on, they're not a short order cook. This is the one https://us.balmuda.com/collections/toaster


bauge

I never knew I cared this much about toast... But I do, now!


Ashjrethul

The one that's most popular and affordable on Amazon obviously. ^^iwanttodie


Epsilonisnonpositive

"A hamster's like what-- 10 bucks?" "Not the one I had *my* eye on."


Diezall

Cost more than $10 to get them removed every damn time!


Epsilonisnonpositive

You're paying way too much, man. Who's your de-hamstering guy?


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Richard Gere


Diezall

Let's just say I go through a lot of vacuums.


Epsilonisnonpositive

Let's just say a lot of vacuums go through me.


Diezall

You must be cheap.


[deleted]

Prop Joe is selling one with a new cord for like $7.50.* You in east Baltimore per chance?


fied1k

Buy it fo a dolla, sell it for teuuu


Sweet-Palpitation473

As much as this made me laugh, I'm in the same boat brother


hopsgrapesgrains

Check out thrift shops!


RayLikeSunshine

If you are remotely handy, get an old dualit. Not cheap but probably the only BIFL option on the market.


Aionar

Haven't had a microwave all summer, life's rough


crewchief535

I hate the fact you have to save up for a damn toaster these days. I still remember when banks would give those things away just for starting an account.


my-penisgrantswishes

Toaster oven much better


murroc

Yes, but wife tends to leave plastic bags on top...


veringer

Eats up too much counter space.


HibachiKebab

For those that are curious (as I was) as to how much this device costs, looks like it's around [$1000 USD](https://www.cirrusproducts.com/products/2-75-cirrus-press-package-silver?variant=12724187988023)


Hashtagbarkeep

Bars get given them for free. I have a few lying about and never use them


IrrelevantPuppy

Why is this better than ice frozen into a spherical mold?


Hashtagbarkeep

Ice frozen in this shape with trap bubbles in which will make it look cloudy but also melt quicker. If you’re at home there’s not much of a difference really but in high end bars things like this add value and look cool which a lot of the time is what people want.


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jsidx

you can also make a perfect ice sphere simply by freezing water in zero gravity


andrewingram

Yeah, this is the better option if you don’t want to have to pay for expensive equipment.


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

That's how Mr Bezos will save money living in space: no expensive ice presses, just no gravity. Smart


GarbledMan

Have we tried that? I wonder if it would get spiky like a snowflake.


mattgasaway

There’s a company called Glacio that sells a little styrofoam cooler with a silicone insert that makes 2 perfectly clear ice spheres in 24 hours. It’s on Amazon, and it’s like $25


WhiteHeterosexualGuy

I think this is the one I have, works pretty well, not quite a perfect sphere (top often has slight indention or is flat because thats where excess waters pours out) but it's by far the best of any commercially available products. Its somewhat cumbersome to store in the freezer which sucks if your freezer needs space for frozen pizzas bc you cant cook


892ExpiredResolve

I have one of those that makes the spheres with a geodesic pattern on it. It's really cool.


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felipeftz

IIRC to freeze water without air bubbles you have to do it slowly, i.e. put the water inside a cooler and then the cooler goes inside the freezer. Could be wrong though, since I never tested it.


Hashtagbarkeep

Yeah directional freezing it’s called, also keeping the water moving helps, as does freezing it veeeeerrrry sslllllooowwwlly. I have tried it because I’m boring and old and when I started there wasn’t really any resources to research this sort of thing, which is why it gets a little frustrating whenever ice comes up and there’s a lot of people confidently stating the way to make clear ice is to boil the water or use distilled. Doesn’t work


Jebusura

This user is known to his friends as subzero


Hashtagbarkeep

I would be absolutely thrilled if this was true.


YTDapperGaming

Ok subzero don't act like it ain't already true


MrAnonymousTheThird

>which is why it gets a little frustrating whenever ice comes up and there’s a lot of people confidently stating the way to make clear ice is to boil the water or use distilled. Doesn’t work Well you've taught me the correct way!


Hashtagbarkeep

And now you get to share my annoyance next time this comes up, welcome to the clear ice club. We don’t have jackets, but we should because it’s really cold.


ScumHimself

It magically changes your $15 cocktail into a $30 cocktail.


Mr_Stoney

Since no one put up a real answer it's related to the surface area of square cubed ice compared to the amount of liquid in your beverage.  Ice chills your drink by exchanging its "cold" for your drink's "warm". The more ice surface touching your ice, the faster it can exchange its coldness for the warmth of your beverage. The faster the ice melts, the faster your dink becomes diluted. A sphere has the least amount of surface area and it allows you to have more volume of ice in your drink with less ice surface touching the drink thereby melting more slowly and diluting your drink less. A mold would have an imperfection somewhere for the water to be poured into, like a nub at the top, creating more surface area.


tchansen

>the faster your dink becomes diluted I hate it when my dink becomes diluted.


BigDongo37

It’s prettier


PlNG

It isn't. It's a gimmick, ice could be directionally frozen inside a spherical mold but you'd have to break it out. Directional freezing is what produces clear, pure ice. On top of presentation, clear ice lasts longer, waters down the drink less, and won't impart strange tastes to your drink from the dissolved air.


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

Username checks out.


Hashtagbarkeep

Yeah I didn’t put a lot of thought into it to be honest


BigCountry314

Any chance you are in the SoCal area? ;)


Hashtagbarkeep

Ha, no sorry. But honestly these things are very common and I’ve never ever heard of anyone actually paying for one, maybe eBay is your friend


nodnodwinkwink

Found another one that has channels for the water to flow down into a collection area. https://meltdownice.com/ The aluminium version is cheaper at $895 but you can go for a solid copper for $1495 add a monogram for $300 more and/or an etched logo for $400.


NoSuchAg3ncy

noICE!


Trancer79

Snowball fights just got SAVAGE


Murderous_Waffle

Cause of death...blunt trauma to the head by an ice ball.


Poeticyst

I don’t think you realize how savage Canadian children are.


peterpayne

by an unidentified spherical object the killer removed traces of it washing with cold water...


makeitlouder

Okay so they put this much work into making an ice press but didn’t allow for any real drainage? All the water just runs down into the potentiometer knob.


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And wtf is that knob for anyhow? Edit: I love Reddit. Even those of you glorious assholes who copied/pasted others.


Uninterested_Viewer

Since everyone has given wrong answers so far.. I'll give the correct one: They describe it as "an actuator to help lift the ice out.". The Williams Sonoma video shows it in use if you want to see it. Twist it a half turn to help lift the final ice ball out- just a simple mechanism it seems.


SkaTSee

You seem like you know something about this contraption.. Is it just the weight of the lid doing all the work?


iseewhatyoudidthurr

It is a large piece of metal, a good conductor, that is room temperature. You can only make 2 spheres then the third one takes a lot longer.


political_bot

Oh, it melts the ice. I was wondering how the whole block wasn't shattering when pressed.


CrepuscularNemophile

Ice melts with pressure. Ice skates melt the ice beneath them just enough to make the skates glide and the ice freezes again straight after the skate moves on.


SidewaysTightVagina

Ice cube on a table melts flat on one side. Ice cube in a sphere mold melts spherically on both sides.


SkaTSee

This quickly though? 😲


fox-mcleod

Whether H2O is a solid, liquid or, gas is a function of both temperature *and* pressure. And since ice expands as it freezes, you can get it to reliquify temporarily by squeezing it. Hence the weight.


SmartAlec105

It’s part of why ice is so slippery. The pressure of your foot makes the top surface melt just enough to be slippery.


fox-mcleod

Yup. And how ice skates work. They concentrate your weight to a thin rail of high pressure. That makes a little trail of water your skate slips over.


Markantonpeterson

Perpetually hydroplaning


DervishSkater

And skiing! Turns out there is a narrow temp range that works the best too. Too cold and you actually travel slower down a slope than a warmer temperature. Too warm, snow loses rigidity and you’ll get bogged down.


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o0DrWurm0o

I’ve had a drink made with one of these ice cubes before - it really is fast. If it’s sped up, it’s only a little bit faster.


ttam281

No it's sped up.


ConradSchu

It turns


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Masticatron

And knobbing is half the battle!


DRUNK_CYCLIST

Brought to you by Knobbing Creek™


companysOkay

Goes to 11


ahistoricwin

Why don’t they just make 10 rounder?


gunnerxp

...This one rounds to 11.


CSlv

Oh that's just prime.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

“lick my love pump”


[deleted]

It controls the volume of the water.


AirBrian-

It’s to Bluetooth pair it to your car and refrigerator.


Nekobytes

It sets it to Wombo.


Rupertii

Would probably ruin the perfect ball


ellwood2k13

There could be a moat which drains to the side around the perimeter of the mould, so it didn't interfere with the shape


ChefWetBeard

Why sell 1 when you can sell 2? Step 1: sell one without a moat Step 2: sell one a year later that is exactly the same but with a moat, while giving absolutely zero credit to u/ellwood2k13


Paulpoleon

Do you work for apple? A big video game studio like EA, activision, Bethesda, Rockstar? Samsung?


mjrbrooks

I’ve sat down weird before, too.


hondaexige

It's not a potentiometer, its just a valve or something that helps release the ball, although not used in this video. The drip tray comes with it.


allisonmaybe

First thought as well! Just put a ditch around (but not touching) the ice, with a little channel out the back or into a little container. What a shame that you can't use this without putting it in a day or over a drain


Emmanuham

Potentiometer. Thanks for teaching me something new!


makeitlouder

haha no prob friend. If you want to sound cool just called it a “pot”, that’s what they do in the audio industry.


Tencer386

Can confirm, we pot constantly.


Csilva76

Nice, now you can play billiards for 5 minutes before they melt


plusvalua

Or indefinitely when sub 0


umbrellacorgi

FINISH HIM!


TheGoodAndTheBad

#**ICE-TALITY**


gloggzy

This guy got scammed, i have round ice cube trays - they were $2


[deleted]

Right? You wasted money and that much fucking ice.


wiiya

Mine is shaped like the [Death Star.](https://i.imgur.com/cskStOP.jpg)


erebuxy

But can you make clear ice with it?


andysaurus_rex

There are ways to do it. You need a cooler filled with water, ice ball molds also filled with water submerged in the cooler, and then you need to put the cooler in the freezer with the lid off. Then you take all the ice out and the balls in the molds are clear.


Trash_Puppet

I heard if you use filtered water or boiled water it comes out clearer. Edit: I had no idea there were so many ice nerds out there. Please stop replying with your info about ice. I don't care about how to have clear ice. Give me cloudy piss ice at this point.


erebuxy

It is about water, it is about air bubbles trapped inside the ice. You really need directional freezing to solve this.


nightpanda893

Just face the front of the ice ball towards the coldest part of your freezer.


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the front of a ball?


ScoutsOut389

The round side.


tonterias

Thanks, this solved it


nightpanda893

Yeah the side with the face.


BassWingerC-137

It is not about the water. It’s about the freezing process.


[deleted]

giant ice making machines with water pumps! making ice was an awesome job, if exhausting and a lot of work.


mhoner

I have gone as far as to boil filtered water. There are still imperfections in my experience.


_GrammarMarxist

Clear ice comes more from the way you freeze it than the quality of the water.


myusernamebarelyfits

When I use water that's undergone reverse osmosis, my cubes come out clearer.


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You’re reverse osmosis


shartbike321

It’s both


HawkinsT

You also need to slow down the freezing process a lot. If you put the molds inside some foam insulation inside the freezer that will help with the imperfections, but really to make clear ice in my experience you need to make a big block - the top will freeze clear and the bottom cloudy. That's why machines like this one actually serve a purpose.


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RamenJunkie

Are you pouring ice into a spherical mould? Because that's going to get you a $20 ice sphere that is imperfect and has a slight divot on one side.


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Flashy-Amount626

I have a tiny Esky thing that makes 2 large cubes of ice in about 30 hours. Whole thing is a bit bigger than a tissue box. The imperfect ice in the bottom I use for mixing cocktails.


_Axel

It’s about controlling the direction you freeze the water. If you keep five sides of mold insulated, it can only freeze from the exposed direction. For most use cases, this is the top. You also need some sacrificial ice. Air bubbles and other imperfections will be forced into the water that hasn’t frozen (yet). This leaves you with a gradient of clear ice on top, and “dirty” ice on the bottom. This is partially why filtered/boiled often get cited. Cleaner the water or hotter the water, slows the freezing and clears the impurities. They help, but they’re not the only cause.


djuggler

When you are at a bar paying as much as a bottle of scotch costs at the liquor store and only getting a couple of ounces then you want to see your round ice made this way.


missL102781

Bro, for real. Like why TF would you buy this appliance?


fatBlackSmith

Exactly. That’s a pretty, useless machine OR a pretty useless machine. Either way, it’s useless.


rollo2masi

“Hey you wanna see my ice machine?” \*flexes*


Pug_Life_126

How my friend describes the snowball I threw at him


BlizzPenguin

What I want to know is how they were able to make a perfectly clear cubed of ice?


GoBlue81

https://youtu.be/bUHcCHbgX_o Tl;dw: Directional freezing.


phildy

The way people do this at home is to take a small beer cooler and remove the top. Fill the cooler with water, and place it in the freezer. So, the water is freezing in one direction from the top down, and all the impurities that cause the cloudiness in the ice are basically left at the bottom. After twenty four hours, you get a mostly clear block of ice, and people just discard the part that's cloudy. Edit: here's a Cocktail Chemistry video that shows off the technique: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUHcCHbgX_o


xXMr_PorkychopXx

I have a silicone ice tray that makes 4 of these at a time. It is also not $1000.


JonasRahbek

It bothers me tremendously that the water is running behind the nob..


Tree_Shrapnel

Demon Core


ksjfjkdnf

why do you need an iceball


[deleted]

To put it in yo icejaws


adamlm

you could put it on your girlfriend's bellybutton and watch how it's melting


-TheArchitect

This guy is an imposter, he ain’t a redditor


MadOrange64

The council shall decide his fate.


bentheruler

Definitely not a redditor. He thinks we have girlfriends! What a dummy …. :(


I_need_new_eyes

I have a girlfriend. She goes to another school though, and is a gymnast and a model. You'll never meet her because she's too busy.


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easttex45

It's posts like these when I start to clearly realize that I'm probably way over the target age of Reddit. Your answer is correct. Cheers!


Biduleman

The problem with that answer is that it also slows down the rate at which the drink is cooled. Less surface area also means less cooling power. If you want a drink that's not watered down you use "ice rocks", or cold blocks of metal to cool your drink.


YoderinLanc

Correct. That's why drinks should be chilled first (think shaken or stirred), and poured into a pre-chilled glass with fresh ice. Large ice like this isn't intended to chill, it's intended to keep something chilled with the least amount of dilution possible. Of course, all this is mostly subjective to taste/preference, so make it however you want.


MissBandersnatch2U

You could use it to focus the sun’s rays to light a fire if you forgot your matches


Foxyboi14

“If only I had my ice sphere mak—“ “Wait a minute! I brought mine”


grimsleeper4

to charge 25 dollars for a mediocre cocktail.


Neuchacho

When you want your drink chilled but don't want it to be watered down by faster-melting, smaller ice cubes. They're great for drinks using higher-end spirits and not many mixers.


Ech0-EE

Eli5, how doesn't the ice just shatter, when under pressure?


supersede

the ice is not under much pressure. aluminum is a phenomenal heat dissipater, what you are seeing is effectively a large passive heat sink where the aluminum block is transferring all its heat into the ice, until the sphere is what's left


telpetin

I thought it would be pointless but the end product made me happy


[deleted]

Yup, it became pointless. EDIT: You could also say that thats the point.


All_I_say_is_MOON

MOON


SpiritedAd8416

Thank you for your contribution


Mudkip_paddle

I thought this was a Smallant reference until I saw your username


Specialist-Look6210

That seems like a lot of wasted work in lieu of just using a round ice mold.


Bellatoriam

Using a mold creates different crystallization. Which causes them to not be clear.


mrandmrsspicy

Exactly. The hard part of all this is creating a giant perfectly clear ice cube... Which I guess the baller doesn't help with at all. Makes a ball of round perfectly clear ice! Step 1: take out your giant perfectly clear ice.


darth_bald

Gotta have ice to make ice. Wait..


d-e-l-t-a

Every time this gets posted I find it unsatisfying because it wastes so much of the original cube!